May Be the Fake Gintama

Latest website: Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng once again turned his face away with a soft "tsk".

"Give me enough! Why can't you believe me! Do you only think about that kind of thing?! Young man! But full of hard work, friendship, and victory!" Xin Ba Hao burst into blue veins with white eyes and loudly. He retorted, and his expression gradually calmed down: "The letter that was sent to me after drifting across the wide ocean must have some fate."

As he said, there was a trace of distress on Xin Ba Hao's face: "However, if my sister knows, I will definitely think I am absurd and I will definitely be angry."

"Xin Ba Chi, I don't mean anything else," Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently, "I just got vegetables between my teeth, not [tsk] it's just uncomfortable in my teeth, what I want to be crooked Are you right..."

"Who believes it!!"

"Also, don't always think your sister is so pedantic," Jiang Cheng went on nonchalantly, "After saying this kind of thing, your sister might unexpectedly understand it."

Yin Shi held his hands and nodded in agreement.

"No, she will never understand!" Xin Ba Haw replied without thinking.

However, Xin Ba Ha just finished speaking, the door was suddenly opened, and at the same time A Miao's voice was heard: "Xinjiang, I brought tea and snacks..."

"Sister..." Xin Ba Haw quickly shouted.

The expressionless Ah Miao put a wooden tray into the door, "Eat some if you can, here."

Seeing a large piece of konjac with a slit in the middle on the tray and a whole bottle of lubricant placed next to the konjac, Xinba Hao degenerates into peasy eyes.

At this time, Ah Miao lowered her head and said with no expression intermittently: "If... If you are not worried enough..."

As he said, A Miao picked up a bowl of sticky boiled thin lubricant (noodles?) and put it into the door, "This, please make do with it."

At this time, several black lines appeared in the corners of Xin Ba Hao's eyes and started to twitch at the same time.

"Xinjiang," Ah Miao shook her face and couldn't see the expression. He held the sliding door with both hands, muttered and said, "That...no matter what the new sauce becomes, you are mine... younger brother!"

After speaking, Ah Miao slammed the sliding door closed, turned her head and left without looking back, giving Xin Ba Hao no chance to explain at all.

"Look, isn't she very understandable?" Yin Shi was still looking at the photos in his hands, and at the same time asked casually.

"Well, what a good sister, she can face the psychological growth of her younger brother so normally." Jiang Cheng nodded a bit without comment.

"Just wait for me!!" Xin Ba Hao reacted and shouted intolerably, "How do you two make her understand?! What are you two to other people's sisters? What did you say?! Why did you take out the lubricant when serving the tea?! Why did you even make a hole in the konjac?!"

With that said, Xin Ba Haw covered her face and looked at the ceiling impetently: "She just misunderstood! She hasn't looked at me directly since just now! What should I do now? If this continues, the situation Is it going to get worse?! After all, what should you two do to solve the misunderstanding?!!!"

"No, I didn't say anything, it was all Yin Shi told your sister." Jiang Cheng waved his hand, retorting indifferently.

"Yin Sang!!!"

"Don't yell so loudly, calm down, Palsang," Yin Shi nonchalantly persuaded, and at the same time he directly picked up the konjac on the plate and took a big bite. He ate and continued vaguely, "There is also lubrication. Isn’t it nice that Ji has a pen pal?"

"It's not good at all!!" Xin Ba Haw retorted loudly, staring blankly, "Compared with the disclosure of making pen pals, this situation is worse now, right?!"

"What's the matter?" Jiang Cheng shrugged and looked indifferent. "Sooner or later there will be such a day? Anyway, it doesn't matter earlier."

"It's not like that at all!" Xin Ba Hao retorted.

Taking advantage of the quarrel between Xin Ba Hao and Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi stood up and walked to the small desk at the window, and sat down in front of the desk. At the same time, he picked up the letter Xin Ba Hao had just written, and whispered: " So, what is written in your reply, let me take a look."

"No, don't read it!" Xin Ba Hao noticed, and hurriedly stepped forward to stop it, but it was too late. Yin Shi had already read all the contents of the letter and read it out.

"[First meeting. I have read your letter. It is incredible. It drifted across such a wide sea and came into my hand...]" After reading a paragraph, Yin Shi suddenly lost the interest in reading down and turned his head. Seeing Xin Ba Haw with a light sigh, he said with dissatisfaction: "What exactly are you writing? It's long and boring, too ordinary."

"This...it's okay! I can't write about today's interesting things, right?" Xin Ba Hao retorted, while still fighting for the letter in Yinshi's hand, but Yinshi didn't give it a chance.

"Let me see." Jiang Cheng suddenly stood up and walked over, taking the letter in Yin Shi's hand and reading it. But just after looking at it twice, Jiang Chengcheng couldn't help but laughed, and then looked at the new eight-jaw who was still robbing himself of envelopes, "You are writing too ordinary, right? No, you say so. , But it's just because it's an ordinary new eight that makes you write such an ordinary letter, right?"

"What are [normal new eight chis] and [normal letter]?! Why add that kind of adjective before my name!" Xin eight chis retorted, aiming at the opportunity to hold Jiang Cheng's hands. Snatched his letter.

"Don't understand?" Jiang Cheng asked puzzled, and then looked at Yin Shi to the side, "Hey, Yin Shi, this kid doesn't understand, so can I trouble you to act as the reaction of the girl who received this letter?"

"There is no way, that's all," Yin Shi nodded, and then grabbed the letter in Xin Ba Hao's hand again, and then showed the posture of a shy and shy woman with an awkward gesture, and squeezed her throat and said, "Yeah. ~This boy is really a boring boy~ Reading the letter, I know that he is a virgin in estrus who wears glasses and has no fun at all, ah~ disgusting~, never reply to him again~"

After that, Yin Shi switched back to his normal state, opened his hands and sighed helplessly at Xin Ba Hao, and said, "Look, it's basically like this."

"Those who were just clearly who I was in your eyes!" Xin Ba Haw said with anxious eyes, "How can you see so many things in a single letter?!"

"No, no, you have to know that some things can be seen in words," Yin Shi shook his head and sighed earnestly. "Girls are no better than boys. Girls are very delicate in their minds. You can find a lot of key information in your text, such as your personality, your clothing preferences, your constellation, etc. Basically, you will be clear after reading it."

"How come..." Xin Ba Hao showed a face of disbelief.

"So, it's better not to underestimate the text," Jiang Cheng kindly reminded, "The sixth sense of a girl is really not covered."

"If you are in the mood to be friends with this child, it is better to be more cautious and more unconventional," Yin Shi took the words and continued, "the other party is playing the drifting bottle, which is novel and interesting. Stuff, and the other party’s concise articles. People who like this novel stuff are mostly annoying and troublesome. I’m afraid they won’t read articles with more than three sentences."

After listening, Xin Ba Hao sat down and muttered with a look of disappointment: "It's true that my article is long and not to the point..."

"Since I don't know the situation of the other party, I only have to write about my own affairs." Yin Shi suggested, "If you introduce yourself, three lines are enough. Then there are photos. You have to be the same as the other party. Send the photo to someone."

"I said so..." When Xin Ba Hao looked up at Yin, he asked a little uncertainly: "But there are only three lines of self-introduction, can it work?"

Xin Ba Hao had just finished asking questions, Jiang Cheng on the other side had already put down his pen, picked up the [Reply] that he had just finished writing, and handed it to Xin Ba Hao's hands.

"Use it, you are welcome." Jiang Cheng chuckled with his hands.

Seeing that there were indeed only three lines in his hand, Xin Ba Hao was silent. After stunned for a while, Xin Ba Haw finally threw the letter in his hand onto the table and exclaimed, "What is this all about! It's too concise!!"

The letter written by Jiang Cheng is indeed only three lines, namely: [Shimura New Eight] [Virginity] [Sixteen Years Old]

"But I think it's not bad," Gintoki murmured. "It's exactly like you. Anyone who reads this letter will think of you."

"That sentence of [virginity] is superfluous, right?! Why would anyone emphasize that he is a [virginity] in a reply to a girl?!" Xin Ba Hao retorted with a blank eye and pulled his neck~www.readwn.com ~That also makes sense," Yin Shi nodded, "The term [virginity] is indeed a bit inappropriate, and it feels a bit old-fashioned. "

"Sousou, no matter how you say the word [virginity] shouldn't appear in such a place!" Xin Ba Hao nodded and replied strongly.

"Then how about changing to [CherryBOY]?" Jiang Cheng suggested, "Will it be better if it is changed to [CherryBoy]? After all, English feels more fashionable."

"Indeed, if I change to Cherryboy, I feel better." Yin Shi nodded in agreement.

(Cherryboy: literally means cherry boy, actual meaning is virgin, virginity.)

"There is no difference at all!!" Xin Ba Hao wanted to lift the table, "Can't you two make some more useful suggestions?! Why do you have to emphasize this kind of thing in the letter?! There is a fundamental meaning Nothing!"