May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "No, because there are only three lines, so I want to use a limited number of words to fully describe everything about you," Jiang Cheng explained, "It's best to make it clear at a glance."

　　 "No need at all! No matter how you look at [Virginity], it's a bit superfluous!" Xin Baji exclaimed.

　　 "Indeed," Gintoki nodded after holding his hand quietly for a moment, "No matter how much [virginity] is said."

　　 "Right?" Xin Ba Ji breathed a sigh of relief, "So [virginity] is not needed."

"Because," Ginshi looked at Jiang Cheng and explained, "When you mentioned [Shimura Shinpachi], didn’t you already know that he was a [virgin]? If that’s the case, then [virgin] alone ] It feels a bit redundant to list it."

　　 "It makes sense, it really feels a bit repetitive." Jiang Cheng nodded.

　　 "You two give me a little more! Why do you think of virginity when you mention my name?!" Xin Baqi exclaimed.

　　 But Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi both ignored them, and wrote something on the paper.

　　 "Explain to me, bastards! Don't ignore me on purpose!!" Xin Bajia shouted again.

　　 "Yosei!" Jiang Cheng put down the pen in his hand, and then nodded with his hand, "Now, [virginity] will be removed, and [Shimura Shinpachi] and [Sixteen years old] will be retained."

　　 "Forget it..." Xin Baji said that he was a little tired, "but I finally removed the message that shouldn't appear in the reply."

　　 "What should I do with the extra line?" Yin Shizuku folded his chest with one hand, and pointed his chin with the other finger in thought.

　　 "How about adding some hobbies?" Xin Baji suggested.

　　 "Old-fashioned." Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi replied at the same time.

　　 "Old... old-fashioned? Why? Why is it old-fashioned to include hobbies when introducing yourself? Isn't it usually done this way?" Xin Baji asked three times in a row.

"You said [under normal circumstances] by yourself," Jiang Cheng spread out his hands and explained, "but it is obvious that the other party is not the kind of girl who likes the ordinary general situation. This kind of situation should be considered more carefully. Row."

　　 "It makes sense," Yin Shi nodded, and then frowned, murmured, "But what should I add to the extra line... I really can't think of it..."

　　 "How about adding [sexual [BEEP——] Wangsheng]?" Jiang Cheng put out an index finger and asked nonchalantly.

"You shut up! Why do you add that kind of stuff to that place!" Xin Bahao cursed with a blushing face, "Will you be regarded as a pervert?! And I never remember that I was so exuberant. The **** [BEEP——] Ah!!!"

"No, maybe the other party's [BEEP——] is also relatively strong. I can't deny this possibility." Jiang Cheng murmured under his chin, "Because this same private topic has caused the two people to communicate more and more. The deeper the possibility is not without it..."

　　 "How is it possible! And it's just a pen pal, why do you get into that kind of privacy topic?! No need! That kind of thing is simply not suitable for discussion in this kind of place!" Xin Ba Hao shouted again.

　　 "Hey? Really?" Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Ba Ji with an incredulous expression, "I thought you were only thinking about that kind of thing..."

"You are!" Xin Ba Haw said anxiously, "I never thought about that kind of trivial thing from the beginning to the end! I just want to make a pen pal with her purely! Simple! This is all the origin. Come on!!!"

"Yes! That's it!" Suddenly, Yin Shi held his hand and knocked, then raised his head to look at Jiang Cheng and Xin Ba Hao who were puzzled and explained: "The origin is back to the original point, Xin Ba Hao. Just like you. As said, go back to the original point and think about it."

　　 "Huh?" Xin Ba Ji was still at a loss.

　　 "Remember, Shin Baji," Gin Shiki continued, "Which point of this letter are you attracted to?"

　　 Shin Baji frowned and looked up to the ceiling, and began to think.

　　 "Yes, it's not the novel way of sending letters, nor is it because of the concise article," Yin Shi put the picture in front of Xinba Hao. "It's this, right?"

　　 Xin Ba Ji's face blushed instantly, and he was a bit embarrassed.

　　 "No...No, I'm not the type to judge by appearance..."

　　 Xin Ba Ji hurriedly wanted to explain, but Yin Shi did not give him this opportunity. He directly posted the photo on Xin Ba Ji's face and asked:

　　 "Really? Then I ask you, if this girl is an ugly girl, do you think you will still be pen pals with her?"

　　 Looking at Yin Shi's knowingly questioning expression and the teasing color on Jiang Cheng's face beside him, Xin Ba Ji could only choose to leave his face silently to indicate acquiescence.

"This can't work, Xin Ba Chi-jun, men who are too superficial are not liked by women." Jiang Cheng sighed lightly, then patted Xin Ba Chi's shoulder, and said earnestly: "At least knowing the other's body weight. Make a decision later, New Eight."

　　 "You don't make a difference, right!" Xin Ba Ji turned his head to retort.

"Don't quarrel you two," Yin Shi said, and then looked at Xin Ba Hao again, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, "But after all this, the result is that even if you want to break your head and write a good article No matter the article or other stupid things, in the end, the last thing I fancy... is still the appearance!"

"No...Can't deny..." Xin Ba Haw sighed heavily, then lowered his head, and continued with a disappointed face, "But if that's the case, I'm not handsome at all, I have no chance of winning at all... …"

"Xin Ba Hao, men don't just look at one face, like the kind of man who only has one face but exudes a scumbag smell all over the place." Yin Shi glanced at Jiang on the side. Succeeded, and comforted at the same time.

　　 "Hey, why are you talking to me? It's just taking the opportunity to criticize Sang Huai? You bastard." Jiang Cheng vomited expressionlessly.

　　 However, Yin Shi did not pay attention to Jiang Cheng’s complaints. Instead, he picked up the camera on the side and stood up directly, looking at Xin Ba Ji condescendingly: "Hey, Xin Ba Ji, take off the glasses."

　　 "It's useless..." Xin Ba Ji knelt on the floor with his hands on the floor, and said somewhat discouragedly, "Even if I take off my glasses, people like me..."

　　 "In the new eight jokes, a healthy soul can be expressed through appearance." Yin Shit counseled.

　　 "Soul..." Xin Baji raised his head and muttered while looking at Ginshi.

　　 "Don't worry, you have a noble soul." Gintoki smiled slightly.

　　 "Yin Sang..." Xin Bahao muttered while biting his lower lip, then wiped the teardrops from the corner of his eyes, and said with a firm face: "Yeah! I want to try it!"

　　……

　　 Jiang Cheng stood in the yard and kept fiddling with the glasses in his hand, while Gintoki was holding the camera while directing and shooting.

"Is that so? Is this kind of photo too open? Is it really okay?" Jiang Cheng muttered while looking at the glasses in his hand, "Is it really okay to open the temples of the glasses? It won't look too frivolous. Is it? Sure enough, should I fold it up?"

"The children nowadays are much more open than ours, so that's okay," Yin Shi replied, but after thinking about it, he felt that Jiang Cheng's words made some sense, "but it is indeed too open, maybe it will work. The opposite effect is that you should fold up the temples a little bit, but don't fold them all up. Folding them all up is too conservative. You want the right feeling."

　　 "How about this?" Jiang Cheng will keep the legs of the glasses folded, and the other one stays as it is. "It looks like Erlang's legs are tilted. Would girls like this more?"

"No, no, no, girls don’t like this, it’s too frivolous! Listen to me, fold it all a little bit, and let the tops of the two temples come together a little bit! If you leave like that! This is just right! Neither I think our new eight chicks are that kind of frivolous man!" Gin Shiki said with a serious face, "and there are more possibilities for two people like this!"

　　 "So that's the case." Jiang Cheng nodded, and at the same time gently closed the two temples of the glasses according to Yin Shi's words.

　　 "Keep this posture and don't move, new eight, you'll be ready soon." With that, Gin Shizuo pressed the shutter.

　　 Putting on a white suit and combing his head, Shin Baji stood behind Jiang Sung and Yinshi, looking blankly from the beginning to the end, with blue veins jumping on his face.

　　 "Yo Xiyo Xi, that's it." Yin Shi nodded and said at the same time.

　　 "Ah, I'm really exhausted~" Jiang Cheng wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead and said softly.

"You two..." Xin Ba Hao finally kicked the two of them unbearably, and cursed: "You two should take a good photo of me, bastard!! Xin Ba Hao is here!! And those specialties just now! What's the matter with his lines?! Explain it to me, bastard!"

　　 "It hurts, what are you doing?" Jiang Cheng rubbed his head~www.readwn.com~ and whispered while standing up from the ground.

"No, Ninety-five percent of the components of the new eight haws are glasses," Yinshi explained while getting up and turning his head to point at the glasses on the ground. "If you want to say over there, this one This is the new eight haw, right?"

　　 "Hmm." Jiang Cheng nodded without comment, holding his hands.

　　 "Do I only have 5% of the living space?!" Xin Ba Hao grumbled wildly with his eyes blank.

　　 "The rest is 3% moisture and 2% garbage." Yin Shi continued.

"Then am I being put in the trash?!" Xinba yelled, "Isn't I even the two percent of the trash?! The photos you took are just glasses, right?! The other party's. Is the pen pal just a pair of glasses?!"

　　 "Under this kind of world view, doesn't it feel reasonable to have a star with glasses?" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said, "If you think this way, the other party can easily accept it."

　　 "Yes, and the last photo we took is really perfect. The other person will definitely feel that [the other person is really a good boy], he will definitely feel that way." Yin Shi continued.

　　 "Put my glasses on Xin Ba Ji's face!!" Xin Ba Ji roared with white eyes.

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