May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "Isn't it better to be mistaken for a handsome guy?" After Yin Shi yawned, he continued nonchalantly, "We didn't tell a lie. Even if the other party misunderstood, we don't care about our business."

　　 "Whoever reads this kind of thing will misunderstand it!" Xin Baji said anxiously.

"Don't worry about it, just treat it as the kind of [Guess that it is me] game?" Jiang Cheng frowned and spread his hands, throwing out an indifferent tone. "Just chatting with the kind that was just now. The girl I met on the software sent me a picture with my friend and asked you [Guess which one is me] is almost the same."

　　 "It's totally different!" Xin Baji exclaimed, "By the way, we didn't play this kind of game at all! And with such bad photos, how can I ask that kind of question!"

　　 After ignoring the words of the new eight, Gintoki sat up and muttered, "But anyway, receiving a reply means that the first level has finally been broken..."

　　 But before finishing talking, Gintoki was interrupted by Kondo under the board.

"Too naive, the first level? It's still a long way away." Kondo poked his head from under the plank, without noticing the atmosphere that has quietly changed because of his presence, holding his hands and then said, "You are not even close to the door. I haven't touched it yet."

　　 "I don't want to be preached by a guy who can't even enter the gate!" While shouting, Shinbaji jumped directly on Kondo's face, and the ground around Kondo was shattered.

　　 "No need to say anything, Shin Baji-kun," Kondo continued like an okay person, "I have roughly understood what happened in the past few days."

　　 "Why do you know?!" Xin Baji moved his feet and pointed to Kondo exclaimed, "Okita-san also came here to find you! When did you start hiding there?!"

　　 "Since it's about love, why don't you discuss it with me, who is known as a love expert?" Kondo asked seriously.

　　 "You are an annoying expert! I have never seen such a love expert who is full of dirt!" Xin Baji retorted loudly.

　　 However, Kondo was not hit by the words of the new eight, and replied with a confident face: "Yes! Love is to be covered in mud and you can't give up!"

　　 "Let's give up! I beg you! Please give up!" Xin Baji pleaded with her firstborn in love.

"Pen pal, it's really nostalgic..." Kondo sat up and chuckled with a little nostalgia on his face. "I've made friends before. When I received the reply, I was so excited. Remember how many times have been transferred~"

　　 Looking at Kondo's memories, everyone was speechless.

　　 "By the way, you are not making pen pals at all, but charging fraud, right?!" Xin Ba Ji couldn't help but spit out.

　　 "That's not fiction! It really stays in my heart!" Kondo retorted without thinking.

　　 (The Japanese [toll fraud] is the same as the first two sounds of [fiction].)

　　 "So you paid to see an adult/website!!!" Xin Baji exclaimed.

　　……

"Xin Ba Chi-kun," Kondo glanced at Jiang Cheng Yu Gin-shi, who was sitting under the eaves behind him, and then leaned to Xin Ba Chi's ear to remind him in a low voice: "Think of the kind of man who only knows the corrupt ways of love. I can’t understand the love of making pen pals! Leave it to my future brother-in-law!"

　　 "What are you talking about!" Yin Shi stood up instantly, and yelled unwillingly, "I don't want to be preached by an uncle who only gets money and is addicted to virtual love!"

　　 "Yes, yes!" Jiang Cheng also stood up and agreed.

"Then I will ask you two, what will you do if you change this situation?" Kondo pointed at the two men and asked seriously, "The other party has already begun to be interested in the new eight chi-kun, but what exactly do you two What will you write? For example..."

As he said, Kondo coughed slightly, then squeezed his throat and said: "[I work in a house of all things in Edo, I am short of money for thousands of years, and I am interested in chasing stars]...Can this kind of thing be popular?! What is that? Ah?! What a house of everything?! So suspicious! What! What star-chaser? It's disgusting!"

　　 "Wait for me!" Yin Shizuo retorted with a burst of blue veins, "I don't want to be told by you, don't underestimate everything!"

　　 "That's right! What's so bad about star chasing!" Xin Baji retorted with the same expression, "It's better than the stalker who is hated and never let go!"

"Well, although it is true that the House of All Things is like shit, the star chasing point is an important part of the New Eight Haw's personality. Although it is also very shit, without this, the New Eight Haw would not be like the new Eight Haw. "Jiang Cheng frowned, supporting his chin with one hand and murmured.

　　 "Hey! You are too much too! Which side are you on?!" Yin Shizuo shouted.

　　 "No, I didn't mean that..." Kondo shook his head, and then looked seriously at Shinyagi and Gintog again, and asked, "Are you popular now?"

　　 After listening, Xin Ba Ji and Yin Shi involuntarily took a step back at the same time.

　　 "Right! It's not popular at all!" Kondo continued, "Understood? Write your life straight out like that, and see if any women will get the bait!"

　　 "Then you want me to lie?!" Xin Baji retorted without thinking.

　　 "Although we will use some tricks, we will never lie!" Gintoki stepped forward and said loudly.

"It's reasonable, it's really bad to lie," Jiang Cheng nodded, "Even after hooking a woman with a lie, one day she will be exposed! Once a lie is spoken, it takes many lies to round it up! Therefore, once the two parties get along for a long time, the other party will gradually discover the truth! Even after marriage, the other party will file for a divorce because of this!"

　　 "No, that, Jiang Chengsang, you think too far. It's just a pen pal. It's too early to get married." Xin Ba Hao corrected expressionlessly.

　　 "No, you should take one step and three steps when considering anything!" Jiang Cheng retorted seriously, and then sighed, "So, lying is a lie, no matter how gorgeous words are used to cover up..."

　　 (diss draw sword fast here)

"Wait!" Kondo interrupted Jiang Cheng's words, snorted disdainfully, and said disdainfully: "A lie? No, how could I do something that violates Bushido? I just want to say, this article. Such things, as long as you change the way you speak, the general impression will also change. For example..."

As he said, Kondo coughed twice again, and squeezed his throat softly: "[I learned Bushido by a samurai named Ginsang, and practiced hard day and night. My hobby is music appreciation. Because I often indulge in it, my wallet always It’s empty, and because of this, I’m short of money for ten thousand years.]"

　　 "Oh!" Xin Baji's eyes widened and exclaimed.

　　 "The content is the same as before, but the impression it gives is completely different." Gintoki murmured analysis.

　　 Jiang Cheng was speechless while squinting Doudou's eyes.

At this time, Kondo snorted and said, "There's more to follow, learn something. [My dream is to revitalize my own swordsmanship dojo. My sister also supports my dream, and we work hard together. My sister really She is a very capable woman, beautiful and considerate. I often think that if we get married, we must find a wife like my sister. Recently, her beauty has been sculpted to be radiant, even in the eyes of my younger brother. Dazzling. To describe that kind of beauty, it is a flower swaying in the wind. The outside seems to drift away when touched lightly. But the heart has an unyielding tenacity. What's more worthy of amazing is that it is in harmony with the beauty. Yes, her proud soul is also clear and beautiful, exuding a charming radiance like a morning glow. This must be a miracle, no, this is not a miracle. If you want to say why, because the miracle is her existence itself. What we see now is positive It is a miracle that evokes a miracle. What is even more surprising is that my sister...]"

"It's too long!!" Xinba Haw finally interrupted Kondo's words unbearably, and exclaimed aloud, "How long is it to write about my sister!! Even my younger brother feels sick." That’s it! Saying that you want to change your point of view, but it turns out to be your point of view!"

As he said, Xin Bajia's tone changed, and he continued: "Indeed, in the content I want to write, the existence of my sister is indispensable, but if you don’t write it more concisely, no one will understand why this letter is. Did you write it?"

　　 "Is that so..." Kondo held his hand in thought for a moment, then nodded and said, "No way, then I will summarize it in one line with tears."

　　 Talking, Kondo closed his eyes and raised his head, paused for a few seconds before continuing to say: "[Just about to move]"

　　 "What kind of brother is that?!!!" Xin Baji said with a blank eye and holding the blue veins, "I said that is exactly your mood! In the end, you just want to move?!"

　　 "Well~Don't tell your sister~" Kondo said with a blush.

　　 "Did I say the exit?!!!"

"Forget it~www.readwn.com~ just omit the matter of your sister," Yin Shi said at this time. In the end they will become their own sister-in-law."

　　 As he said, Yin Shi raised an index finger: "Remove all the bad keywords and write only the good places. For example... [I am with a samurai named Yin Sang, and I am about to move around day and night]"

　　 "Oh, as expected of Silver, it feels a lot cleaner." Jiang Cheng applauded.

"There is no difference at all!" Xin Ba Haw yelled, "Get me out of my enthusiasm!! Isn't the worst keyword still there?! What is the day and night eagerness?! It seems like I am about to move all year round! "

　　 "Then change it to [Only on weekends and weekends and get ready to move]." Gin Shiki replied.

　　 "You don't need to mention the rest day, just get rid of me!"

　　 Jiang Cheng stretched out an index finger and suggested, "How about let me try?"

　　 "Please, Jiang Sung-sang, you must get rid of all your enthusiasm!" Xin Baji pleaded, "If it is Jiang Sung-sang, who is popular with girls, I will definitely come up with a good idea! Please!"

　　 After listening, Jiang Cheng chuckled lightly, and the corner of his mouth was slightly curved...

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