May Be the Fake Gintama

"[I'm by a shit-like samurai named Yinsang. Except for weekends, day and night are all **** [BEEP -] Exuberant, by the way, my XP is]" Jiang Cheng was furiously angry before he finished speaking. Ba Chi and Yin Shi stopped at the same time.

　　 "Please wait a minute!" ×2

　　 "What's wrong?" Jiang Cheng looked at the two of them and asked in confusion.

　　 "What's the matter? Why do you have to add an adjective like [like shit] after the silver mulberry! This is simply unnecessary!" Gin Shiki roared with a burst of green veins.

　　 "No, there is nothing wrong with that, but the other content is no different from Yinsang's version at all! It's just a [beep-] exuberant sex!" Xin Bajiao exclaimed.

　　 "Hey! Glasses!" Gin Shiki turned his head to look at the new Baji next to him.

"But didn't I get rid of the urge to move according to your request?" Jiang Cheng spread his hand and sighed and complained, "What are you dissatisfied with? And I think it's better to say this kind of thing in advance? Let the other party. There is also a preparation."

"You don't need it at all! Why should you expose your XP in the letter to your pen pal?! It's not at that level at all!" Xin Ba Haw spit out frantically, and then just turned away and went on angrily. Said, "Enough is enough, I only use the first half of Kondo-san, and I reject all of it later!"

　　...

　　 On the other side of the sea, Xiaoli's sister sat in front of the window and read Xin Ba Ji's reply.

　　【...How about you? Miss Xiaoli, what kind of life is she living? 】

　　 "Miss, blowing the sea breeze is not good for your health." The butler behind him reminded him by looking at the wide open window.

　　 "It doesn't matter, leave the window open." My sister shook her head slightly, then lifted the pen and began to write a reply...

　　...

　　 Heng Daoguan.

　　【Xin Ba Ji Sang also has an older sister, and I also have an older sister, but unlike Xin Ba Ji’s sister, she is a weak and sickly individual. Because I have been in poor health since I was a child, I have always been alone at home. 】

　　【She has been living in seclusion at home, and even if she is now in good health, she still cannot communicate well with others. The only people who can speak for themselves are me, my sister, and the housekeeper Sashu Father Zang. 】

　　 (ps: Sashu Fuzo: pronounced the same as Sebastian sauce, the common name of the housekeeper in the ACG field.)

　　 [Occasionally I want to go out for a walk, but I just look at the sea and imagine the distant world. There is no way to break the enclosure of myself. What do you think of my sister like this? 】

　　 After reading the letter in his hand, everyone present was silent. Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi are okay, it doesn't matter. Xinbahao frowned, and there were several black lines under his eyes.

　　 "I can accept my sister's topic more than I thought..." Kondo murmured.

　　 "No, it's not that I can accept it, but it's my sister's thing that I wrote all about!" Jiang Cheng took the stubbornly.

　　 "I didn't write anything about myself at all..." Xin Baji murmured.

　　 "That's why I asked you to omit the topic of my sister." Yin Shizou complained, "What are you going to do when you talk about your sister's topic in the letter? Change the topic for me immediately."

"But you can't just leave the text like this..." Kondo hugged his chest with one hand, and murmured with his chin on the other hand, "The other party is her sister, please be gentle with her. Change the subject again."

　　 "I think so too," Jiang Cheng nodded with his hands in his arms, "After all, after you get married, her sister has also become your sister, so you should be cautious when replying to this topic now."

"Hey, Jiang Chengsang, can you stop talking about marriage? It's too early?" Xin Ba Ha vomited expressionlessly, then turned his head, looked at the pen and paper on the table, and scratched himself Hair, sighed in distress and said, "But when it comes to flickering, what should I do?"

With that said, Xin Ba Haw suddenly thought of something, and turned his head again to look at Xiang Jiang Cheng, with a look of enthusiasm pleading: "Jiang Chengsang! You still need you at this kind of moment! Take out the imposing help that flicked the earth and Guisang. Help me! Please!"

"No, no, what you can't do, you can't do it," Jiang Cheng waved his hand quickly, "women and men are two completely different creatures, and the brain circuits are not at the same level. Of course, if you say so, if If you really want me to do it, I will work hard!"

"No, forget it..." Xin Ba Haw lowered his head and sighed, "If it is handed over to Jiang Chengsang, it will definitely be worse. The other party will definitely blacklist me like a chat software... What should I do?"

　　 The voice of the new eight chirps just fell, but the voice of fourteen came from outside the window.

"Ah, it's really here," Shiyiyi was at the window, holding the lit cigarette in his other hand, and looking at Kondo in the room complaining, "Kondo-san, you can just keep it up. Leave your work and go everywhere. Shaking around. Occasionally, I have to think about me who fools the players for you."

　　 "Oh! It's just time to come!" Kondo's eyes lit up, "Fucking man! Toshiro Shiro!"

"what?"

　　 Kondo then said: "No matter the upper part or the subordinate, even if it is a problem child, as long as the flicker mode is fully turned on every day, all is given to fourteen. There is nothing that flickers can't pass!"

　　 "What are you talking about?"

　　 "You read this first," Kondo picked up a few replies on the table and handed it to Fourteen. "Fuji-kun!"

　　 "What is Shisi Fudge? It's Shisi Lang! Don't be too tough."

　　 "Please, fool the earthmoving mulberry!" Xin Baji also pleaded.

　　 "You guys are unified! There is no contact at all!"

　　...

　　Finally, under the pleading of Kondo and Xinbaji, Shisi had no choice but to sit in the room and read a few replies.

"Hey, four eyes, what do you think is good about this kind of woman?" After reading the letter in his hand, Fourteen raised his head to look at Xiang Xin Ba Hao, frowning and muttering, "No matter how you look, this woman They are all women with blood type X."

　　 "Type X blood?" Xin Ba Ji was puzzled.

"Women with blood type X are self-centered and don't listen to others at all," Shiyi explained earnestly. "They only talk to themselves and only care about the topics they are interested in. This type of foolishness. If it’s not good, you’ll go on alone forever. Although you say that, if you insist on changing the subject, it won’t work. It must be done very cleverly."

　　 (Because it will increase the bias of judging personality by blood type, use X instead.)

　　 After listening, Jiang Cheng showed an expression of [It turned out to be this way], and nodded with deep conviction.

　　 "Hey, what's the matter? Does he have any grudges against a woman with blood type X?" Gintoki asked Kondo, pointing to the fourteen.

　　 "Nothing!" Fourteen retorted.

　　 "Fourteen, haven't you seen that matter yet?" Kondo held his hand and turned his head to look at Fourteen and asked with concern.

　　 "Don't talk nonsense to me!"

　　 "However, what the popular men say is really different," Xin Baji praised, "It all depends on you! X Fangsang!"

　　 "Don't change my name randomly!"

　　 "[Beep—] No matter what you do today, blood type is all in vain, but please don't give up." Yin Shi said self-consciously.

　　 "[Beep—] Blood type may be drenched in heavy rain, please remember to bring an umbrella when you go out." Kondo took the stubbornly.

　　 "This is just ordinary divination! And why does it rain on the heads of people with only [BEEP -] blood?!" Fourteen shouted.

　　 "If divination is not good, then it's better to—[Beep—] blood type XP is...uuuu..." Jiang Cheng was covered by a quick-eyed new eight before he could finish.

　　 "Shut up! Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baji reminded in a low voice.

　　 Yinshi pinched his chin and murmured: "In short, in other words, use a wonderful way of flicking, and then naturally change the subject without the other person noticing it."

　　 While talking, Yin Shi chuckled lightly, and then said, "Leave it to me for the little things."

　　 After finishing speaking, Yin Shi sat down directly at the desk, picked up the pen, and began to write on the white paper:

　　【Whenever I think about your sister, I feel a heartache, but Xiaoli's feelings for her sister can definitely be conveyed to her sister. One day, she will open up to you. Speaking of being open, when will Xiaoli open her legs to me...]

　　 "The connection is too unnatural!" Xin Baji exclaimed with a burst of green veins, "What topic have you changed into! Primitive people are better at talking than you!"

　　 "When you fall in love, everyone will return to the original." Yin Shi turned his head to explain.

　　 "Then you will go back alone! Don't come back again!"

　　 "It's really shameful," Kondo held his hand in disdain, "I didn't get to the point at all, I didn't think about my sister seriously at all!"

　　, Kondo got up and walked directly to the desk. Gintoki stepped aside when he saw this. Kondo sat down and started writing without thinking about it:

　　 [Whenever I think about my sister... I am ready to move. 】

"What's the difference!" Xin Ba Haw glared at his bloodshot eyes, "Don't talk about flickering, isn't it just thinking about my sister?! Amoeba protozoa are all more advanced Way of thinking!"

　　 "When falling in love, everyone becomes confused." Kondo turned his head and explained a little embarrassingly.

　　 "You are the only one who is so sticky!"

"It makes people laugh out loud, what kind of seniors in life? It's disgusting." Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully, then stood up and went to the table to sit down and picked up the pen, "Look at me! Woman! Ah, it should be like this strategy!"

　　 [Xiao Li is also a good kid who cares about her sister, just like me, but I am also. But don’t worry about your sister’s affairs. You and I may not be able to help her with anything, but I believe that one day, we can help her break the cage. Because the power of one person is limited, but with two or even three people, I believe it can be done, absolutely. So leave it to me! 】

　　 "Hey, it's pretty good, Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baji praised, "It's a lot more serious! It feels like a partner! Hey, keep this momentum going, come on! Jiang Chengsang!"

　　 Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng raised the corners of his mouth, and at the same time he turned his pen:

　　 [So don’t worry, one day, your sister will be as open as your deliberately widened legs attracted by my exuberant sex! 】

"Give me a minute!" Xin Ba Haw shouted loudly, bursting with blue veins, "Why did it become such a hooligan topic in the end! You are too impatient! Why?! And why is it like exuberant? [BEEP—] Can you save her sister? There is no connection at all! How on earth are you going to save her sister?!"

"No, I just think it's better to be more direct," Jiang Cheng turned his head and hugged his hands and explained with a grin, "I hate it step by step, whether it’s a woman or a man, everyone. Shouldn’t it be better to be more direct when getting along? Isn’t the purpose of falling in love to be able to be grandiose [BEEP—]?"

　　 "Not at all!" Xin Ba Ji retorted without hesitation, then sighed heavily and turned to look at the fourteen who was aside with a pitiful look, "Earth Sang..."

　　 "Huh?" The fourteen who was holding the cigarette was stunned, then chuckled, got up and came to the desk, "Well, no way..."

　　 After finishing speaking, Fourteen sat up, first crumpled the piece of paper that Jiang Cheng wrote into a ball and threw it behind him, and then directly lifted the pen:

　　【About sister, you seem to be very worried. I don't think it is necessary. I have a good feeling of sympathy and encouragement for my sister, and I have never thought about it. Because of friends, isn’t there one here? I...I'm my sister's friend. If I can't break through my prison, I will help her break the prison from the outside! 】

　　 Looking at the fourteen who walked the dragon and the snake on the paper, Kondo exclaimed in disbelief: "What?! It's so straightforward as soon as it comes up, super horrible flicker!"

　　 "Moreover, I have deviated from the flicker into the meeting agreement!" Xin Baji exclaimed.

　　 Fourteen didn’t stop writing, still penning on the paper:

[...Please meet me, sister...ah, I’m sorry, suddenly I write something like this, I have always written some beautiful words, the real I am not really a great person, because I really...just...just ...Just want to see you! 】

　　 "Flicker! Finally, Xiaoli flickered!" Xin Baji exclaimed.

　　 "This is not the end!" Fourteen replied, while dipping white ink with a brush, he crossed out the last sentence [I just want to see you], "Delete this and you're done!"

　　 "Delete! Just delete [want to see you], why?!" Xin Ba Hao puzzled.

　　 Kondo’s pupils shook slightly, and he murmured in disbelief: "Difficult... impossible... [I want to see you only] is the part that an innocent and innocent boy like Shinba Chi can't write because of his shyness."

　　 "That...then it is to show [I still feel shy after writing it down]..." Gintoki couldn't help but stepped back. UU reading www.uukanshu. com

　　 "Too...too dazzling... to be able to do this step." Jiang Cheng opened his eyes in disbelief and watched the fourteen who turned around and lit a cigarette in a leisurely manner.

　　 "Even to fool the feelings of Xin Ba Ji..." Kondo murmured.

　　 "Perfect!" Xin Ba Ji exclaimed.

　　 "It's perfect! This is..." Yin Shi also opened his eyes and looked at Fourteen.

　　 "Fuck you fourteen!"×4

　　 "Don't be stunned," Fourteen picked up the letter paper that had just been written on the table, folded it and handed it to Xinbajia, "Send it by express."

　　 "Hi!" After receiving the letter, Xin Baji bowed directly, "Thank you so much!"

　　 After finishing speaking, Xin Ba Ji turned around and opened the door and rushed out.

　　...

　　 Listening to the footsteps of the new eight haunts, Gintoki chuckled, then turned his head slightly and glanced at Kondo and Fourteen behind him: "Hey, you guys, I won't thank you."

　　 "Understand, if it is a man, it will always go through such a moment." Kondo replied with a smile while holding his hand.

　　 Then, the four big men who stayed in the house laughed unanimously...

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