May Be the Fake Gintama

Chapter 302: :Medium...Elderly couples also have various troubles...

   "Ah, I...I'm fifty-six years old..." Uncle Beichuan seemed to be leaky when speaking, and his voice was a little weak, "My wife is also fifty-five years old..."

   "It turned out to be like this." Jiang Cheng smiled and nodded, but his heart was not as relaxed as his face: [A ghost! Already nearly 60 years old, the life of the couple is not harmonious? Do not make jokes! There is no way to start! ! 】

   "Well, is there anything unusual about your wife Aru recently?" Kagura asked aloud, "For example, he often leaves the house for reasons such as traveling with the leader."

   "Shut up!" Jiang Cheng tapped Kagura's head again.

   But at this moment, Uncle Beichuan started sobbing.

   Seeing the appearance of Uncle Beichuan, Jiang Cheng was shocked and muttered in disbelief: "It's difficult...Is it possible that Kagura-chan's guess is true..."

   "No...No," Uncle Beichuan said as he sobbed, with a grievance on his face, "Actually, my wife is very strange recently."

   "It's weird? What do you mean?" Jiang Cheng then asked.

Jiang Cheng just asked, and saw that Uncle Beichuan actually twisted, a trace of embarrassment appeared on his wrinkled face, and he said intermittently: "Actually, my wife...my wife has been so cold to me lately~ Good night My kiss, there are no such things anymore~ ah~ so distressed~ woo woo~ is it entering a cold period? Do you no longer like me?"

As he said, Uncle Beichuan stretched out his index fingers with both hands and touched them together. He looked at Jiang Cheng with tears, "Because, there is no such and that kind of behavior anymore~ What am I going to do, oh oh... "

   After listening, Jiang Cheng and Kagura's faces were very tacit and blue veins burst.

   "It doesn't matter at all!!" Jiang Cheng and Kagura roared at the same time.

"Ah?! It doesn't matter what it means! Hasn't I already accepted the commission?!" Uncle Beichuan exclaimed angrily, but just after speaking, he started to pant, and pointed to his chest with pain." Medicine... Medicine..."

   Upon seeing this, Jiang Cheng quickly got up and helped Uncle Beichuan onto the sofa, took the medicine out of his arms, and poured two pills for Uncle Beichuan to take.

   After all this was done, the pain on Uncle Beichuan's face gradually subsided.

   "Huh~" Jiang Cheng wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said with lingering fear, "I almost committed the crime of intentional homicide..."

   Talking, Jiang Cheng glanced at the Kagura who was still sitting on the sofa and sighed and complained: "I said you, can you accept some normal commissions? How can such commissions be completed?"

   "Brother, are you going to reject me, an uncle who is about to enter the soil?" Uncle Beichuan woke up and looked at Jiang Cheng again with tears in his eyes.

   "Do you really think of yourself as an uncle?" Jiang Cheng twitched his eyes and said, "Obviously you are already an old man, we really don't know what to do with the marriage crisis between the old man and the old lady!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Society! Ohhhhhhh..."

   "Don't tell me it's the fault of this society!" Jiang Chengbai said with his eyes, "A grandfather like this is really disgusting! You stop it!"

   "I really want to die, I don't have any happiness in being alive!" Uncle Beichuan cried more vigorously on the sofa.

   "Hey! Kagura-chan, you have to say a few words for the order you received!" Jiang Cheng looked to the side while holding his hands and closing his eyes, with a solemn expression of Kagura in deep thought.

  Jiangcheng just finished talking here, Uncle Beichuan suddenly stopped crying, Jiang Cheng turned around and saw that Uncle Beichuan's face was blue.

   "Hey! Hold on! Uncle!" Jiang Cheng quickly picked up the medicine bottle and poured out two capsules again, opened Uncle Beichuan's mouth and stuffed it in, and poured the tea into it.

   Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng turned Uncle Beichuan over and started to give him a smooth back. After a full two minutes passed, Uncle Beichuan slowly came over.

"Huh~" Jiang Cheng wiped the sweat on his forehead again, "Master, I think you are not coming to the House of All Things, but you should go to the hospital? Please, can you stop tossing us? What you said This kind of distress doesn't matter at all, right?"

   "How can it be indifferent!" Uncle Beichuan turned his head and retorted, "We are husband and wife! We must always be loving, right?!"

   "Think about your age." Jiang Cheng sighed heavily.

   "No! I don't want to think about age at all!" Uncle Beichuan retorted with tearful eyes, "I want to maintain that kind of sticky relationship with my wife forever! I don't want to do this anymore, I have lost the motivation to live!"

   Looking at the old man who started crying again, Jiang Cheng had several black lines on his forehead, while Kagura quietly stood up and walked towards the door.

   "Hey, where are you going?" Jiang Cheng expressionlessly looked at Kagura who was about to reach the door, "Do you want to sneak away alone?"

   "I just remembered that I ran out of vinegar kelp at home, so I wanted to go to the convenience store to buy some aru." Kagura turned his head and explained, "It's definitely not that I want to sneak away! Absolutely!"

   "Do you think I believe it?!" Jiang Cheng said with blank eyes, "Come here!"

   Hearing the sound, Kagura took a quiet sip, then reluctantly walked over and sat down.

   Looking at Uncle Beichuan who was still crying and crying, Jiang Cheng sat down again with his forehead, and said silently: "Although I have heard that the number of couples with disharmonious lives has been increasing recently, but..."

   As he said, Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at Uncle Beichuan who was beating the sofa on the opposite sofa, "But he is too old! Hey, don't want to sneak away again."

   Kagura, who just stood up, can only sit down again.

   "Well, old man Beichuan, can you please stop first?" Jiang Cheng shouted helplessly.

   But Uncle Beichuan just like on purpose, crying even harder.

   "Hey!! Stop it!!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "How long will the trouble be? We will help!"

   "Really?" Uncle Beichuan wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes, and sat up to look at Xiang Jiangcheng.

   "Ah, really," Jiang Cheng replied impatiently, "Furthermore, let's talk about it first. This is the first time we have faced this situation. It's not good if we can help you..."

   Jiang Cheng just finished speaking, I saw Uncle Beichuan cry again, but this time he cried out moved.

   "Don't cry! After crying, I can only call an ambulance!" Jiang Cheng hurriedly shouted.

   "Uncle, do you really want to help this grandpa Alu?" Kagura asked, turning his head to look at Jiang Cheng who was a little crazy.

   "There is no way, I have to go." Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly, "Isn't the commission next to you? Why do you look like it has nothing to do with you? Hey!"

   "Because the old man and the old woman's husband and wife life is something that I haven't touched at all." Kagura replied without thinking.

   "Don't say it's the same as I've been in contact!"

   "Then my uncle has already figured out where to start Aru?" Kagura asked again.

   "There is no way. Just ask the old lady downstairs for this kind of thing." Jiang Cheng replied with some helplessness, "There may be some good suggestions for my peers."

  ……

  Dengshi shop.

   "Well, that's how it is," Jiang Cheng sat at the front desk, glanced at the uncle Beichuan who was tweaking aside, and then looked at the grandmother Dengshi standing at the counter, "Baba, do you have any suggestions?"

"Wake me up just for this kind of thing?!" Granny Dengshi exclaimed, "Our place is closed during the day! Why should I listen to the old man's grumbling here?! Give me a little bit more. Bastard!! My beauty sleep has been ruined!"

   "After all, the only person I know who can help and considerate is you, Granny Dengshi." Jiang Cheng looked at Granny Dengshi with a smile, his eyes full of gentleness.

"Give me your expression, do you think I'm a little girl who doesn't understand anything?!" Mother Dengshi cursed with a burst of blue veins, but then her tone calmed down, "Forget it, since you are sincere. I have come to beg me sincerely, and I will show compassion and help."

With that said, Mother-in-law Dengshi looked at Uncle Beichuan who was sitting at the counter and asked, "Hey, that old man over there, what is the fuse? What is the reason for the weakening of the relationship between you and your wife? There should be Right?"

   "I don't know..." Uncle Beichuan shook his head.

   "How can I not know, this attitude is really annoying," Mother-in-law Dengshi sipped, "Men are like this, they don't notice anything~www.readwn.com~ That's why women are angry."

   Uncle Beichuan was silent for a while, and then he said: "As we grow older, the feeling of heart pounding when looking directly at each other becomes less and less. By the time I found out it was completely..."

   As he said, Uncle Beichuan took a sip from his teacup, frowned and then complained: "It's really mean, she."

   "Wait a minute," Granny Dengshi frowned and said, "I said, what you said just now seems to be saying that all the fault lies with your wife."

   "Hey? Is there any?"

   "I think so too, it's completely a tone like [All the faults are because my wife rejected me]." Jiang Cheng interjected.

   "I can hear Aru, too." Kagura echoed, raising his hand.

   "But we are husband and wife." Uncle Beichuan replied as expected.

   "That's it!" Jiang Cheng and Kagura pointed at Uncle Beichuan at the same time.

   "What do you mean?" Uncle Beichuan was puzzled.

   "You guy," Granny Dengshi looked at Uncle Beichuan with an uncomfortable expression, "Why is it so sure that your wife likes you for granted? Isn't it a bit too much? Has it been on the face?"

   (One more chapter, later...)

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