May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "Be humble, old man," Jiang Cheng shrugged and complained, "You weren't like this when you were young, did you? Why do you look like this now?"

"Hurry up and think about it!" Kagura cheered, "That pure history Alu! Go back to your young and full of youthful history! Only then can your wife be attracted to you again and change her mind! "

　　 "Yes." Mother-in-law Dengshi also nodded.

　　 "What do you want to do?" Uncle Beichuan wondered.

"Don't worry! Although we don't know what the relationship life of this old man and old woman is like, but if it is the love of those lush years, I know Aru!" Kagura patted his chest with confidence, " Don’t underestimate me, who chasing bubble romances every day!"

"No, your experience is useless at all," Jiang Cheng said blankly, then looked at Uncle Beichuan again, and said with a smile, "Remember? When you first dated, The first time you confessed! Now what you need to find is that feeling! The feeling of blushing and heartbeat when you hold your hand! The feeling of dizziness when you look at each other!"

　　 "Hey hey hey?!!!" Uncle Beichuan waved his hand quickly, "It won't work.

　　 "So men are not at all thoughtful," Mother-in-law Dengshi let out a puff of cigarette lightly, "If it is a woman, I will definitely remember it very clearly."

　　 "Don't worry," Jiang Cheng chuckled and then took out the phone from his arms and shook it, "I can ask you a genuine innocent virgin man to teach you."

　　 So, ten minutes later, Yamazaki, who was assigned a special task by Sougo, appeared in the Denshi shop.

　　 "Your task today is to make this old man regain his youthful feeling, that is to say, he still feels when he was virgin!" Jiang Cheng patted Yamazaki's shoulder, who hadn't reacted in place.

"Hey? Wait...hey?!" Yamazaki, who had obviously not figured out the situation, held his head madly, "Wait! Didn't Captain Okita say it is an urgent mission?! Why is it so unclear? The task? Boss, you tell me what the situation is now!"

　　 "Ah, didn't you just explain it to you just now?" Jiang Cheng asked in doubt, and then pointed to Uncle Beichuan again, "That means you are going to make him a virgin again today!"

　　 "I don't understand at all! Is it a remodeling of the human body?!" Yamazaki was a little mad. "The police also have a lot of work. Don't embarrass me, boss."

　　 "Ah, don't worry about this, I have agreed with your boss," Jiang Cheng took out his phone, "Look, that uncle agreed."

　　 Look at Jiang Cheng’s mobile phone from Matsuhira [virginity or something, you can just talk to Kondo and the others. Use it whatever you want! It doesn't matter if you accidentally kill it! Uncle, I'm fighting in the pub, so I won't talk more! 】Such a message, Yamazaki is full of black lines.

　　 "No! Why is it such an understatement!" Yamazaki frantically said, "Is my life so worthless?! What is going on in that uncle's head!!!"

　　 "It's okay, this time I will be an overseas assignment, and there is absolutely no danger, just train this old man to be a virgin!" Jiang Cheng comforted.

　　 "Boss, can I choose to refuse?" Yamazaki asked weakly.

　　 "That uncle said that it doesn't matter if he is killed." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, narrowing his eyes.

　　 Yamazaki: "……"

　　……

"That's how it is, that's why I need an innocent young man like me..." After hearing what happened to Uncle Beichuan, Yamazaki nodded, but the next moment... "A ghost! Why do I have to let me come? !"

　　 "Because you are a virgin." Jiang Cheng and Kagura replied without thinking at the same time.

　　 After listening, Yamazaki’s face suddenly burst into two blue veins: “Don’t say it for granted! Isn’t the new eight jokes also a virgin?! Why do you have to call me?!”

"It's true that the new eight chicks may be more suitable for you than you, but for special reasons today, you can't let the new eight chicks participate." Jiang Cheng explained, holding his hand, "so, it can only be handed over to you! Cherry Saki-kun! "

　　 "Hey, don't give people that name!!" Yamazaki blushed and shouted.

　　 "Cherry Kawa will leave it to you! Cherry Saki!" Kagura also patted Yamazaki on the shoulder.

　　 "My name is Yamazaki! Can you not give people that kind of nickname! Readers will be terrible when they see it!" Yamazaki yelled irresponsibly.

"So at this kind of time, it's even more important to use your specialties! Let the readers see how you look serious!" Jiang Cheng cheered, "Go on! Cherry Saki! Maybe you will become a popular character in one fell swoop. Oh! Don’t you want to ride on the head of your nicotine deputy?!"

　　 "Ah... this... this..." Yamazaki was obviously a little bit overwhelmed, and his eyes began to avoid, "Is it okay for a person like me who has no sense of existence? Can popularity really skyrocket?"

"Ah, absolutely!" Jiang Cheng looked into Yamazaki's eyes seriously, "As long as you work hard, I believe you can definitely do it! Don't give up! Cherry Saki-kun! And we will help you by the side! "

　　 "Then...I'll try..." Yamazaki touched the back of his head and said embarrassedly.

　　 Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng secretly raised a thumb to Kagura on the side [Flicker completed! 】

　　 "Master, this person is your teacher today! Be sure to cheer! For your wife, cheer!" Jiang Cheng looked at the old man Beichuan and gave a thumbs up.

　　……

　　 In front of a certain convenience store.

　　 Jiang Cheng held his chest with one hand and pinched his chin with the other hand, thinking like: "What is virginity? What are the daily manifestations of virginity? I thought for a long time, finally..."

　　 Talking, Jiang Chengmeng opened his eyes and pointed to the convenience store: "That's an adult magazine! Speaking of virginity, it is an adult magazine!"

　　 "It makes sense, Aru!" Kagura nodded with his hands in his arms, "Speaking of virginity, the first thing I think of is adult magazines!"

　　 "No! Why do you think of this kind of thing!" Yamazaki frantically said, "What is the structure of your head?!"

　　 Ignoring Yamazaki who was jumping on the spot, Jiang Cheng looked at Uncle Kitagawa who was aside: "Master! Go! Recalling the feeling of virginity, buy your favorite adult magazine! Go!"

　　 "Search! Go on! Grandpa!" Kagura also cheered up.

　　 "No need! Why do you have to carry out such indifferent training!" Yamazaki spit out frantically.

　　 "I went..." Looking at the encouraging gazes of Jiang Cheng and Kagura, Uncle Beichuan slowly walked to the convenience store with a cane.

　　 "Hey!! Really went!!" Yamazaki's whole body is not good.

On the other side, Uncle Beichuan slowly walked into the convenience store, walked directly to the bookshelf, glanced at the adult magazines lined up on the bookshelf, and picked up a mosaic with the words [glamorous mature/female]. The magazine on the cover quickly walked to the checkout counter and lined up behind the crowd.

　　 "Cherry Saki-kun, have you noticed any problems?" Jiang Cheng looked at Yamazaki aside with a solemn expression, "That old man's problem is really serious."

　　 "Indeed, it's not like a virgin at all." Yamazaki nodded and analyzed, "Virginity would never buy adult magazines in that way!"

　　 "It's a real virginity, you can see the problem at a glance," Jiang Cheng nodded in approval, "Then, when he comes out, please demonstrate the correct way! Please!"

"Hey?!" Yamazaki couldn't help taking a step back, just about to refuse, but looking at Jiang Cheng's trusting gaze, he could only swallow the refusal again, scratching his head and saying: "No...no way, then I can only come here. After all, as a policeman, the daily life of the people should also be paid attention to..."

　　 "Be more confident, Cherry Saki-kun," Jiang Cheng smiled, "In this field, you are the well-deserved [male number one] of this work."

　　 "Male...male number one?!!!" Yamazaki pointed to himself and said in disbelief, his tongue was knotted, "Really?! Is my personality really that prominent?!"

　　 "Of course!" Jiang Cheng replied without thinking, and silently added the last half sentence in his heart: [Although it is the realm of virginity...]

　　 "Yoshi! Now I can only get more motivated!" Yamazaki clenched his fist and said with full energy.

　　 At this time, Uncle Beichuan took the adult magazine to check out, and walked out slowly.

Before Uncle Beichuan approached ~www.readwn.com~ Yamazaki rushed forward, stood in front of Uncle Beichuan, and severely criticized: "No! There is nothing right about your behavior just now! Follow Virginity is completely different! You are not the way to buy virginity at all!"

　　 "Hey? Really?" Uncle Beichuan asked in surprise.

"Of course! What you did has nothing to do with virginity!" Yamazaki said seriously, "First of all, the first point! Why do you want to be in front of the cashier of young girls?! No! As virginity, our virginity's friend It's the uncle's cash register on the side!"

　　 "Second! When you take out an adult magazine, cover the cover with an ordinary book!"

　　 "Third! Be sure to stuff it into your clothes after you buy it! Try to sneak out as much as possible! This is all basic!"

　　 After listening to Yamazaki's words, Uncle Kitagawa muttered in disbelief: "Is there still so many requests?! Virginity is really not easy..."

"By the way, if it were me, I would put it in the basket as if I took it by mistake and accidentally put it in." Yamazaki raised an index finger and shook it, and said earnestly, "You want to change it." There are too many places! Cherry Chuan!"

　　 "I see! Master! I will work hard!" Uncle Beichuan bowed.

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