May Be the Fake Gintama

second round.

　　 On the clearing beside the river.

　　 "As a virginity, which one should I choose in this case?" Yamazaki asked, sitting on the ground, pointing to the three books with different thicknesses placed in front of him.

　　 Uncle Beichuan looked at the three books on the floor, namely a jump, a graduation album, and an adult magazine that Uncle Beichuan had just bought from a convenience store.

　　Uncle Kitagawa squeezed his chin and pondered for a long time, then tentatively picked up the adult magazine and looked at Yamazaki who was sitting opposite, and asked tentatively: "This?"

　　 "No!" Yamazaki got up instantly, pointed to the graduation album on the ground and shouted, "In this case, you should choose the graduation album! Virginity must be chosen!!"

"Hey?!!"

　　 Jiang Cheng and Kagura squinted Doudou and stared at the scene blankly.

　　 The third round.

　　 Yamazaki once again took out two beauty photo albums and put them on the open space for Uncle Kitagawa to choose. It is worth mentioning that one of the two photo albums is cute and the other is sexy.

　　 This time, Uncle Beichuan got serious, holding his hands in meditation for a long time before making a cautious decision.

Looking at Uncle Kitagawa, who was so confident and picked up the **** photo album, Yamazaki's face instantly burst into two blue veins: "This situation must be both types! At this time, you give me a little greedy! Cherry! Chuan!"

　　 "Hey hey?!!!"

　　 Jiang Cheng and Kagura still squinted Doudou eyes and looked at the farce in front of them with expressionless expression.

　　 "Uncle, virginity is really terrible Aru." Kagura said blankly.

　　 "That's right." Jiang Cheng replied.

　　 Fourth round.

　　 The prop that Yamazaki took out was the clarinet, which was regarded as a female student in the class who accidentally left it in the classroom after school.

　　 "This is the situation. You are on duty alone, but you find her clarinet next to the seat of the girl you crush. In this case, what would you do as a virgin?!" Yamazaki asked with a serious face.

　　 "Uh... put her back on the table?" Uncle Beichuan said tentatively.

　　 Hearing the sound, Yamazaki shook his head, and at the same time crossed his arms to make a big cross on his chest.

　　 "No? Is it put back in her book pocket?"

　　 "It's totally wrong! Of course ___________________ is the right thing to do in this situation!!!" Yamazaki exclaimed. (This space is left for the readers to fill in.)

"Hey?!"

　　 "No, that's just a pure metamorphosis." Kagura said blankly.

　　 "Indeed, it's completely abnormal." Jiang Cheng nodded blankly.

After 　　, there were several rounds, but Uncle Beichuan didn't even answer a question correctly.

　　 Looking at the two people who were panting on the open space beside the river, Jiang Cheng twitched his eyes and said, "I always feel that Cherry Qi is a bit too motivated today..."

　　 "You are the culprit." Kagura vomited blankly.

　　……

　　 "Uncle, how is it?" Yamazaki sat up breathlessly and looked at Uncle Kitagawa on the side, "Has my virgin heart been taken back?"

　　 "It seems...nothing." Uncle Beichuan scratched his sparse head and grinned a little embarrassingly.

Hearing the sound, Yamazaki dropped his head heavily and sighed, then raised his head to look at Jiang Cheng who was silent on the side, and said weakly, "Boss, all my methods are exhausted... I really can't help. This uncle is now."

　　 "It's true, but you have worked hard enough." Jiang Cheng came over, patted Yamazaki's shoulder lightly, smiled gently, "No one will blame you."

　　 "Boss..." Yamazaki sniffed, tears overflowing from the corners of his eyes. Why is it inexplicable, because even the initiator Jiang Cheng couldn't understand it.

　　 "Well, keep going," Jiang Cheng continued, "Also, thank you, thanks to you, we can see your virgin soul exuding incredible beauty."

　　 Jiang Cheng said, secretly winking at the expressionless Kagura on the side, and Kagura knowingly stood there with expressionless hands and clapped his hands.

　　 Upon seeing this, Yamazaki's moved tears broke directly on the embankment.

　　……

"Um, uncle, we can only help here, and the rest can only be done by ourselves." Jiang Cheng looked at Uncle Beichuan on the side and encouraged with a confident expression: "I think You can absolutely do it! Only if you want to believe in yourself!"

"Yes, yes! Aru who can definitely do it! There is nothing in this world that you can't get with your best effort!" Kagura understood Jiang Cheng's routine, and looked at Uncle Beichuan with confident eyes. "Even if there is, but I think you can do it Aru! Recently, you don't have to worry about the indifferent wife or something!!"

　　 "You guys..." Uncle Beichuan's eyes were already filled with tears, and he said intermittently, "Thanks...thanks..."

　　 "It's okay, we just did some trivial things. The key lies in your own efforts." Jiang Cheng's face was always humbled with a gentle smile, "It's up to you next, uncle."

　　 After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng glared at Yamazaki who was trying to say something.

　　 Upon seeing this, Yamazaki could only swallow the words back into his stomach.

　　Finally, under the grateful watching of Uncle Kitagawa, Jiang Cheng and Kagura dragged Yamazaki away slowly...

　　 After a long time, Jiang Chengcai glanced behind him, then turned his head and wiped the sweat from his forehead with a little fear: "Hoo~ It's dangerous, I almost exposed it."

　　 As he said, Jiang Cheng looked at Yamazaki who was aside, and complained: "Hey, Cherry Saki, you almost got a big deal just now. I managed to get that uncle to fool you."

"Hey?!!!" Yamazaki stopped, looking at Jiang Cheng and Kagura with a look of surprise, "Have you two planned like this from the beginning?! Saying those fake empty words are all for the purpose of fooling that uncle. ?!"

"Of course," Jiang Cheng said with a twist of his lips, and said with a little disdain, "Isn't it impossible to complete any kind of commission? It's better to just let it go. A couple who is almost 60 years old is only having a relationship problem. The scalp numbs when I think about it."

　　 Kagura nodded while holding his hands.

"I said you two were too much!" Yamazaki said anxiously, "That uncle worked super hard today! He worked super hard to make his wife fall in love with him again! You guys are too bad, right?! Can't help me at least a few words of encouragement?!"

　　 "No, didn't I encourage him in the end?" Jiang Cheng asked rhetorically.

　　 "That can only be regarded as a flicker!" Yamazaki said with blank eyes.

　　 "It's okay, it's okay," Jiang Cheng waved his hand in disapproval, "Also, your task has been completed, go back quickly. Goodbye."

　　 After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around and started to leave. Kagura also followed.

　　 Upon seeing this, Yamazaki, who was staying in the same place, could only curse Jiang Cheng in his heart, then turned and left in grief.

　　……

　　 "That, uncle," Kagura lowered his head, frowning slightly, "Did we...did Aru wrong?"

"I don't know." Jiang Cheng shrugged and said indifferently, "but we can't help much with this kind of thing. What we can do is to give him some courage. And don't underestimate the old man. The feelings between the old woman and the old woman, although sometimes it is indeed awkward, but after decades of getting along, some things are even harder than diamonds and will not break so easily. I believe those two people will soon It will be reconciled. Don't think about it."

"Although I don't quite understand, but I seem to understand a little bit of Aru." Kagura raised his head with a smile on his face, "Just like Mommy and Daddy, although I always quarrel in front of my stupid brother, but But always kiss me behind my back, while we sleep..."

　　 Before Kagura finished speaking, he felt a chill from Jiang Chengshen on the side.

　　 "Kagura sauce, that bald man should be pronounced bald instead of daddy, you must remember it clearly." Jiang Cheng put up an index finger and corrected with a smile on his face.

"Oh……"

　　……

　　 Evening.

　　 Jiang Cheng sat at the counter of Dengshi Xiaodian, poured himself a glass of white wine, and poured it down in one breath.

　　 "Ah~ It's really refreshing to have a cup after work~" Jiang Chengha sighed and closed his eyes with emotion.

　　 "Yes, the rice will be more delicious after work!" Kagura said vaguely while holding the rice cooker while eating.

　　 "You two are really exactly the same." Mother-in-law Dengshi looked at the big and small in front of her and smiled helplessly, "Well, what's going on? That old man's business."

"I've done everything that needs to be done~www.readwn.com~ The rest is up to him." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied, "After all, young people still can't get too involved in the relationship between the old man and the old woman. Live."

　　 Dengshi mother-in-law snorted, took a sip of the cigarette in her hand, and said nothing.

　　 But at this moment, the door of the Dengshi shop was suddenly opened forcefully, and then, the cry of Uncle Beichuan came in.

　　 Everyone was startled and looked towards the door, and saw Uncle Beichuan wearing a shiny wig, wearing a white Elvis suit, standing at the door crying.

　　 "Why? Why didn't she like me again?" The tears on Uncle Beichuan's face did not stop, sobbing and saying: "I have already worked so hard. It's so weird to spend so much time and money!"

　　 "It's strange that you are right," Jiang Cheng said blankly, "Why did it become like that? Why do you think it is feasible to dress like that?!"

　　 Uncle Beichuan wiped away his tears and raised his head to explain: "Because you didn't mean to let me go back in time? Isn't this costume the trend when we were young?"

　　 "It doesn't mean that at all!!" Jiang Cheng and Granny Dengshi shouted at the same time.

　　 "What the **** do I want to do?" Uncle Beichuan wailed again...

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