May Be the Fake Gintama

Finally, Jiang Cheng came in front of the first place, and the young ladies from Baihua also put down the trophies they had just grabbed...

"Boss, you are jumping in line."

At this moment, Sougo was still soaking in the tub.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng hugged his hands and snorted: "Jump in the line? How could I do something that only LV0 guys can do. Look at it, dealing with OTAKUs of this degree, it's like It’s as simple as memorizing the first two rows of the nine-nine multiplication table!"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng walked to the first-ranked little brother who was fat with glasses and smiled without any hesitation and said: "Brother, can you give me your number plate?"

Seeing the young ladies from Baihua behind Jiang Cheng who were staring at him fiercely, the glasses brother swallowed a mouthful of saliva, then hugged the number plate in his arms, boldly said: "No...I won't Hand it to you!"

Jiang Xingcheng noticed something, raised the corner of his mouth, hummed softly, turned his head to look at the Baihua members behind him, pretending to complain: "Hey, don't show such a fierce expression, I am alone. That's it."

With that said, Jiang Cheng turned around again, looked at the little brother glasses in front of him, smiled, and took out several...coupons from various shops in Yoshiwara.

"What if I change it?" Jiang Cheng said with a frivolous eyebrow, with a smile on his face, "This is a 10% discount coupon for various shops in Yoshihara. With this, you will definitely be able to say goodbye to your virginity~ Don’t you really want it? Really? Ask yourself if you really don’t want it in your heart?"

The little brother with glasses struggled to look at the young ladies from the Ping Han family on the cover of those coupons.

"Think about it, is it important for Owee to have this kind of thing? Owee can't help you get rid of your virginity, but this..." Jiang Cheng lowered his voice and leaned into the ear of the glasses brother, "Tell you in a low voice." Oh, with this, all the things you fantasize about will be realized~ Whether it’s the [Beep——] type, or [Beep——] type, even [Beep——] type, even [Beep——] type , All, all will satisfy you~ So, what are you still hesitating? This is a rare opportunity. After this village, there will be no such shop~ Sa, hurry up and take out your number plate, [BEEP——] I'm beckoning to you~"

The little brother with glasses blushed, panting heavily, his eyes were splitting, and he had swallowed drool several times. Holding the number plate, he gradually loosened his hand, but he hadn't completely loosened it yet, and he was obviously still engaged in a fierce ideological struggle.

But Jiang Cheng didn't say anything any more, because it was enough to do this, early or later, in the end, the little brother in front of him will hand over the number plate obediently.

But at this moment, the thin and thin brother who ranked second couldn't help handing out his number plate: "He won't change me! Please! Change with me! I'm thirty years old! I think, I want to get rid of my virginity! The second place can also get a game console 100%!"

After the thin brother made his voice, the third and fourth place behind him, until the 100th, all shouted out, wanting to change.

However, Jiang Cheng did not respond to this. He still looked at the glasses brother in front of him with a joking look. It can be seen that the glasses brother should be a senior game OTAKU. It is absolutely impossible for the general OTAKU to last so long! However, that's the end of it. Seeing the glasses brother's hand relax slightly, Jiang Cheng smiled calmly.

Then he turned around, raised his hand and shook the coupon in his hand, and said with a light sigh: "Hey~ Forget it, since I don't want to change it, let me just go to the queue..."

"Wait!" The glasses brother bit his lower lip, and after a fierce ideological struggle, he finally shouted, "Change! I change!"

"But it seems that you are really reluctant, brother, if you are really embarrassed, forget it. After all, that number plate should be very important to you, right?" Jiang Cheng turned his head and frowned.

"Indeed...Indeed, this is really important to me. To me, it is like the world I live in. Although it is virtual, I did find comfort there..." The glasses brother looked at the number plate in his hand. , Struggling together flashed in his eyes, but finally compromised.

Brother Glasses raised his head and said, "But, now I understand! Just indulging in the virtual world is absolutely impossible! No, it’s not impossible, I’m too confident! I thought I was immersed in that kind of place. I won’t be interested in anything in the real world anymore! But, I was wrong! Seeing what is in your hand, I am still attracted! I failed! At this moment, I understand, I have always been evading Reality! For this half-hearted self, I..."

As he said, the glasses brother actually choked.

"It's not a half-hearted thing," Jiang Cheng came over and patted the little brother glasses on the shoulder, looking at the long line behind the little brother glasses, "half-hearted people can't do it in a team of tens of thousands of people. To the first place! A half-hearted person can't dare to accept who you are at this time! A half-hearted person can't shed tears at this time! The most important point at the end! A half-hearted person can't dare to admit that you are a half-hearted person!! You remembered it clearly for me!"

"You..." Brother Glasses raised his head, looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, and then cried directly with his headache.

"This, I gave it to you." As he said, Jiang Cheng directly stuffed the coupon into the arms of the glasses brother, "Never mind the number plate or something, I can't do it to **** the world you love. Come on. Well, whether it's in the virtual world or...the real world."

With that said, Jiang Cheng turned around and left.

"You...who are you?" The glasses brother sniffed and shouted at Jiang Cheng's back.

"Who?" Jiang Cheng chuckled, then looked up at the sky and sighed, "It's just like you, just an OTAKU immersed in a virtual world. It's nothing great, but forget it today. With so many lovely younger generations, I can't help fighting with you for living space at all. Goodbye, not half-hearted and half-hearted."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and waved.

"Senior! I will bring you an Owee out! Even if you fight for your life!" The glasses brother screamed with tears, "This is the first time someone has admitted to me! Absolutely! I will definitely help you with it! One comes out!"

"So are we! We are not half-hearted! Seniors!" The OTAKU behind the glasses brother also shouted in tears.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng slightly raised the corners of his mouth. The people of Baihua beside him, Yueyong who had just arrived, and the feeling that they had just left the tub and sat in the kotatsu were all dumb.

I originally thought it would be an ordinary exchange, but I didn't expect it to be one after another, and it would end up with this result in the end!

"You guys..." Jiang Cheng turned his head, wiped the tears that didn't exist in the corner of his eyes, and said unbearably: "No need, I'm not worth it..."

Zong Wuyue Yong Baihua everyone: Enough is enough!

"What are you talking about! Seniors are not half-hearted!" The glasses brother wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes and retorted with a smile.

"Yes, yes!" The OTAKUs behind the glasses brother also wiped away their tears, and smiled and agreed.

Zong Wuyue Yong Baihua everyone: Enough is enough! !

...

Jiang Cheng is wearing beach pants and soaking in the bathtub. Several Baihua ladies are constantly filling firewood under the bathtub. Behind Jiang Cheng, there are two Baihua ladies standing behind Jiang Cheng. Jiang Cheng rubbed his shoulders.

On the right side of the bathtub, there is also a Miss Baihua sister, holding the chopsticks and constantly picking up the dishes cooked in the hot pot on the side of the kotatsu, blowing them to the right temperature, and sending them into Jiang Cheng's mouth.

On the left side of the bath tub, a young lady from Baihua took the cheese and hot milk she just grabbed and fed Jiang Cheng carefully.

Zongwu Bai sat bored in the kotatsu. He wanted to pick up the chopsticks and eat hot pot together, but he was stopped by the ferocious eyes of the young lady Baihua on the side.

"Boss, it's amazing. It's so simple to transform a group of OTAKUs."

Sougo looked at the OTAKUs who were standing in the front line at this time, who no longer had any scum of OTAKU on their faces, and curled their lips.

"Hey, how did you do it?" Yue Yong finally couldn't help it, walked over and asked aloud.

In fact, Yueyong stood there thinking for a long time, but he didn't understand the reason. Why can so many people be changed with a simple word?

If it weren't for this reason, just at this time Jiang Cheng's decadent appearance, Yue Yong would have gone crazy long ago.

"Actually speaking, it means "self-worth"." Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied casually.

"Self-worth?"

"Ah, it’s quite troublesome to say it all~www.readwn.com~ may be said about the number of water words again. A brief summary is enough," Jiang Cheng continued, "That is to say, there are various kinds of In the comics, there are [recognized by others] and [recognized by others]. Only when these two situations exist at the same time, a person can truly find [self-worth]."

Yue Yong hugged her hands and lowered her head, thinking secretly about Jiang Cheng's words. As for Zongwu, he had an expression of [no interest at all].

"It's really easy. Just lie in the tub like this, and you can get Owee at the end. Today's war is undoubtedly a complete victory~" Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and said with a slight emotion.

"Wait, I have something to ask you," Yue Yong suddenly asked again, "What's the matter with Yoshihara's 10% discount coupon?"

"Don't worry, it's the same as before. It's a discount scam." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said indifferently: "By the way, I still have a lot in my clothes. If you need it, you can distribute it, the OTAKUs in front of you. It is also a good group of potential consumers."

"Boss, your character is really bad," Zou Wu on the side couldn't help but complain, "but it is precisely because of this that we can get along."