May Be the Fake Gintama

"Hahahaha, it makes sense." Jiang Chenghan laughed twice, then turned his head to look at Miss Baihua who was squeezing her shoulders behind him, "You can use a little more force, I'm struggling."

"Hi." The two Baihua sisters responded with excitement.

On the other side, a certain silver-haired curly hair, a certain glasses, a certain space captain, a certain mysterious creature of a space captain, a certain orangutan. At this time, all the staff stood in a row, and Qingjin jumped to look at Jiang Cheng who was enjoying the service.

As for the fourteen and Kagura, the two of them had already gone to the kotatsu to sit and enjoy.

"Hey, do you understand the target?" Yin Shih asked bitterly.

"Well, I understand." Everyone responded at the same time.

Elizabeth, who is cos Luffy, raised the wooden sign at the same time: [Understand! 】

"The goal is to kill the ponytail man. Even if you don't want Owee today, you still want to kill him, do you understand?!" Yin Shig shouted again.

"Wa...wait!" Kondo suddenly thought of something, and shook his head quickly, "No way, no, I have already agreed with Miss A Miao when I was in the store!"

As he said, Kondo recalled that in the Smile Bar, A Miu threatened with a smile on his face: "Get an Owee for everyone in the store. If you can't do it, just dig out your request..."

After seeing this memory, Xin Ba Hao spit out black lines: "That's not an agreement, but a threat, right?"

"Yo Xi, if you can get Owee, kill the ponytail man! Do you understand?!" Yin Shi said again.

"I understand!" everyone shouted at the same time. At the same time, Yililu Baifei also raised the wooden sign: [Listen to understand! 】

Immediately after Yinshi had counted one, two, three, everyone rushed towards Jiang Cheng at the same time. But at this moment, the door of the shop finally opened.

At this moment, the direction of Yin Shi and the others changed instantly, and they rushed straight towards the store door.

However, on the side, Jiang Cheng with quick eyes and hands jumped out of the bathtub, put on his clothes, picked up the umbrella on the side, and rushed over.

Fortunately, Jiang Cheng was the first to come to the store.

"Hey, what do you mean?" Yin Shi looked at Jiang Cheng, who was holding his hand at the door, and asked.

"No, there is no special reason," Jiang Cheng replied faintly, "Just wait for me to queue up honestly. Today, if you dare to jump in the queue, let me pass this level first."

"You are the least qualified to say this!" Yin Shibai scolded.

Xinbahao and others held hands and nodded in agreement at the same time.

"Sorry, I didn't come to line up today, nor did I come to buy Owee," Jiang Cheng glanced at the OTAKUs who lined up in an orderly way. "I'm just guarding the dreams of those who really want Owee. Those of you who came here only for various selfish reasons, I will not let you in today."

Jiang Cheng just finished speaking, all the members of Baihua, including Zongwu and Yueyong, stood beside Jiang Cheng and stood in front of the store.

"Sougo! Why did you rebel too?!" Kondo said angrily.

"Sorry, Kondo-san." Sogo shrugged. "I just thought about it, and I think what the boss said makes sense. I'm sorry, but I can't let you over today."

"This world is always the weak and the strong!" Yin Shibai retorted, "A person who can't compete for others, even if he can't get the first place, he can't get it! This is the rule!"

"Indeed, this world is indeed the weak and the strong," Jiang Cheng said with a smile, then opened his eyes and pulled a grinning smile. "So, I'm here, I can go in if I defeat you, and if you lose, please leave. ."

"Don't be kidding! You're not the manager here!" Yin Shi was not annoyed.

"Yes, yes!" Kondo agreed.

After listening, Jiang Cheng sneered, and then coldly said: "Indeed, I am not the manager here, but if you really become the kind of people who can bully even ordinary honest and weak people at will , I absolutely disdain to be with you. In the Silver Age, if your Bushido really becomes like this, then I will cut it off for you myself. There are also wigs, and so are you."

After listening, Yin Shi and Gui were silent.

"And you, New Eight Chi," Jiang Cheng looked at the new Eight Chi, "As an OTAKU, you should understand it. The team that has been in the cold wind for a few days and nights is just to buy what you like. Idol’s portraits and new albums, what would you think if it was your turn to be interrupted by a group of people like you now? Think about it for yourself."

After listening, Xin Ba Hao lowered his head.

Finally, Jiang Cheng glanced at Kondo on the side.

"As for you, chief of the police station, if you really realize this point, you should go back to the zoo earlier."

"Wait! Why did you let me go back to the zoo when I came?!" Kondo exclaimed, "I am a human! A human! Not a gorilla!"

[And me. ] Elizabeth raised the wooden sign timely. But Jiang Chengcheng just glanced at it.

The latter was frightened and shivered directly and knelt down and held up the wooden sign: [Please don't eat me! 】

"It's true that this world is chaotic, and the weak eat the strong. However, to respect the weak in front of the weak, not to be inferior to the strong, and to stick to one's heart without being humble or overbearing. This is a capitalized Chinese character!" Jiang Cheng glanced at it. At a glance, the OTAKUs who are still in line, "If even the steelyard in my heart is confused, this kind of person is just a scum. No matter how strong, it is just a mere appearance. Guy, you can't beat me."

Fourteen, who was sitting in the furnace and smoking, couldn't help but laughed suddenly: "Humhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaha The kind of rebuttal. I took it. It seems that our Bushido still lacks exercise, hahahaha..."

"Fourteen, you..."

"Ah, although I really want to fight with you, but forget it today." Fourteen looked at Jiang Cheng, chuckled twice, then got up from the kotatsu, walked towards Jiang Cheng, and stood on Zong Wu's. By his side, "I'm sorry, Kondo-san, my Bushido doesn't allow me to do that."

"There are some things, even if they are threatened by a beloved woman, they must never be forgotten. I am a samurai, I am a human." Kondo held his hands and stood beside XIV.

"Yinjang, I'm sorry, Dad told me that Aru and Mommy can't bully the weak." After that, Kagura also walked over and stood beside Jiang Cheng.

"Hahahaha..." Yinshi's shoulders began to tremble, and then raised his head, his expression turned out to be a little soft, "Jiang Cheng, it's been a long time, the last time I was scolded by the dog with blood on my head, I was already I'm about to forget it."

After that, Yin Shi stretched out his fist and smashed Jiang Cheng's chest hard, and said softly: "Welcome back."

Jiang Cheng also only chuckled, without words.

"It is true that in this world, there are more weak people than strong ones, but, as you said, only by respecting the weak can this world continue better." As he said, Gui Yang raised the corner of his mouth and snorted. "It's too late, idiot."

"Yo Xi, you can start." Jiang Cheng smiled and looked at the staff on the side, "Sorry, it took some time, but in this case, there will be no surprises in the sale."

"Hi!" The staff member wiped the tears that could not be stopped, and then picked up the big paper tube loudspeaker, and directed at the OTAKUs who were still in line, "Although the 12 o'clock release time has passed, I think It’s not too late, Bentendo Owee sales start! Follow the order of the line, don’t rush, don’t push, follow the instructions of the staff, one per person."

After that, the team began to enter in an orderly manner, no one was crowded, and no one was annoyed by not being queued.

In less than half an hour, the top 100 lucky winners with Owee's new game console in their hands walked out slowly.

However, these lucky ones did not leave, but went to Jiang Cheng and others together.

"Okay, go back, it's so cold, be careful of colds, [half brother]." Jiang Cheng looked at the first-ranked spectacle brother in front of him, and said with a smile.

"No, the one who can't get Owee is half-hearted, don't you? Half-hearted senior?" The glasses brother changed his previous style and even started a joke with Jiang Cheng.

"Don't show off, go back soon." Jiang Cheng gave a chuckle without turning his face.

Then, the glasses brother and Jiang Cheng laughed at the same time.

"Enough is enough, this is yours." As he said, the glasses brother stuffed Owee into Jiang Cheng's arms.

Before Jiang Cheng could refuse, the glasses brother turned around and ran out, waving at Jiang Cheng as he ran, "Goodbye, seniors who need help from younger generations. Also, thank you! Owee will still be on sale, but there are some things. It's hard to have a chance to hear in this life."

"Hey..." Jiang Cheng wanted to say something, but the latter had already run away.

At the same time, the people around Jiang Cheng were basically in the same situation, each Owee was stuffed into everyone's hands. Everyone has no time to refuse.

...

When the crowd dispersed.

Jiang Cheng looked at the dozens of Owee placed on the ground in front of him, and wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Ah, I almost couldn't help laughing..."

"I've already laughed, okay," Yin Shi held Wutai Owee, curled his lips and said, "Fortunately, I responded quickly and said welcome back...why, there are surprises and no dangers, and finally it is. I got all the five commissioned stations, and didn't spend a penny, it was a net profit, a net profit."

"Two bosses, I was the first one to cooperate. Don't forget my credit." Sougo said while holding two Owee.

"So, I declare that today's war will be won!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

However, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shiyou Zongwu did not notice, and the faces of the others were already completely black.

"Wait," Xin Ba Hao held his glasses with a dark face, twitching and twitching at the corner of his eyes: "Are all those words just now acting?"

"How about it?" Yinshi replied casually, "How can we complete our commission without acting, Wutai Owee, how can it be impossible to think about it?"

"Hey! I remembered those words just now as a motto for adult students!"

"Kondo-san, can you accept these Owee without conscience?" Fourteen asked out loud with his head down and black face.

"No, I was scolded severely just now, and now I want to beat it back anyway, so you reprimanded me just now, right, fourteen?"

"No, no, that's just taken in by those bastards, it doesn't count." Fourteen replied.

"Hey." Kagura put down Owee in his arms and came to the front of Jiang Cheng and Yinshi, raising his head and looking at them with a smile.

"What's the matter? Kagura sauce?" Jiang Cheng wondered.

"This time the commission can buy you a lot of vinegar kelp." Yinshi answered.

But after just finished speaking, Kagura clenched both hands into fists at the same time, and slammed Jiang Cheng and Yinshi's stomach at the same time.

The two spit out a mouthful of sour water at the same time and flew out.

"The scum is talking about the two of you!!" Kagura rushed over without mercy ~www.readwn.com~ It was a fat beating to catch the two.

At the same time, Sougo rushed over and shouted: "Boss, I'll help you."

"The boss?" ×2

"That doesn't matter." Sougo joined the battlefield.

Later, some new eight haws, who were not angry, joined the battlefield, and Fourteen, Kondo also participated.

"Hey, let's go." After speaking, Yue Yong turned his head and left. The other Baihua sisters narrowed their eyes and followed them blankly.

As for Gui, he stood there and looked at Owee in his hand. After a few seconds, he threw Owee in his hand to the ground and cursed: "It's not a super family game console?! Pooh!"

After spitting out saliva, Gui turned and left angrily.

(Owee article, end.)