Me and countless me
Chapter 201 Lingtai Fangcun Mountain Singing and Dancing Competition
"... Are you looking forward to it? Are you laughing? You want to be a monkey... There are so many worries in this life, why don't you just learn..."
Sun Wukong's singing silenced countless fellow disciples, not because Sun Wukong said that Sun Wukong's singing was not good enough, but because most of the fellow disciples thought of him.
Their parents and their children were all worried about survival. The senior brother who learned the art of machine learning came from a carpenter's family, and the others were similar, so they asked Patriarch Bodhi for what they could support themselves. It's just a skill for future generations, so only people from wealthy families would think about living in inhabitation and cultivating immortals.
Therefore, although Sun Wukong sang beautifully, the brothers and sisters were not in the mood to appreciate it.
But Sun Wukong didn't know that. He just felt that this song was praising the monkey's life, so although the song was good, he didn't have that feeling of involvement.
Only when he sang about envying the monkey's life did his lyrics become sincere and sincere.
then--
"Go down!"
The brothers laughed and threw various fruits at the monkey, smashing the unreasonable monkey down. There were even a lot of orange peels among them.
The monkey was not annoyed at all and thought it was a reward from his brothers. He flexibly caught all the fruits and orange peels, and then happily gnawed on the orange peels.
Yes, Sun Wukong likes to eat orange peels. He is obviously a macaque, but he likes to eat orange peels, which makes Li Ke not know what to say.
The monkey happily squatted next to Li Ke and gnawed on the orange peel. He even gave Li Ke a piece. Li Ke refused with a smile and stuffed it into the monkey's mouth. He watched the brothers move away with the piano. came up, and then saw the second senior brother coming up, and then——
"I'm here to present you with a snowy dream."
When the second senior brother spoke, he glared at Li Ke because he felt that the name of this song was not good enough and should be called Snow Fantasy or something like that, but Li Ke insisted on using Snow Fantasy which had no sense of beauty at all.
So the second senior brother was very unhappy.
But when he played the piano, he was very devoted, and his brothers were also very devoted, because the music was indeed beautiful.
However……
But such a voice appeared in Li Ke's mind out of thin air.
"Ladies and gentlemen, our store's operating hours have ended..."
So Li Ke's expression is quite weird, completely different from other people who are intoxicated, but I have to say that this music is indeed very good.
And with a round of applause, the music that Li Ke was most looking forward to came on.
That’s the music of Third Senior Brother and Fourth Senior Brother!
Looking at the instruments in the hands of the two people, the second senior brother widened his eyes and looked at Li Ke in disbelief, as if he wanted to eat Li Ke.
The third senior brother and the fourth senior brother smiled very obscenely. After bowing to the audience, they said the song they played amidst Li Ke's despicable laughter.
"Hello everyone, we are going to play next, Kikujiro's first seven!"
The next moment, the third senior brother held the erhu and the fourth senior brother held the suona, and together they played Kikujiro's Summer!
The melodious melody made the second senior brother cover his heart, and his steps staggered. For a person who pursues elegant music, this is really a bit unbearable for his heart.
The second senior brother came to Li Ke's side with some resentment. Five fingers were embedded deeply into Li Ke's shoulders. His face was ferocious. Li Ke could even see bright red blood stains on the corners of his mouth.
He strangled Li Ke's neck tightly and spoke through gritted teeth.
"That piece is obviously best played with flute and piano. You..."
There is nothing that can be done about it. Although this second senior brother likes music, he is too rigid. So although he likes violin and piano, he is not so enthusiastic about saxophone, guitar, rock and the like.
As for Li Ke's saliva songs and the like, although he appreciated them, he didn't like them very much.
As for the parody songs and tongue-in-cheek songs, he said that this is the collapse of etiquette and the destruction of music.
There is no other way, he is just playing Gong Shang Jiao Yu Hui.
"Senior brother, don't be anxious, don't be anxious, just listen and that's it."
Li Ke smiled and looked at his second senior brother who wanted to strangle him to death. At this time, the performance had already reached its climax.
All the senior fellow apprentices had already heard about the serious Summer of Kikujiro, so they were all laughing at this moment, and when they savored it carefully, it added a hint of sadness and charm. So, although the second senior fellow apprentice was a little unhappy, he didn't say anything to Li Ke again. Something, and released Li Ke's neck.
Until Li Ke's show came on.
The monkey who was helping Li Ke was still the monkey. The monkey was sitting happily in front of the drum set, while Li Ke picked up a guzheng.
"This bastard is finally..."
The second senior brother was relieved, but looking at the drum set and guzheng, he was a little confused about what Li Ke wanted to do until the two instruments were different.
So, the next moment, a burst of strong music sounded.
It’s Senbonzakura!
But at this time, Li Ke suddenly picked up the guzheng and used the guzheng as a guitar to play Senbonzakura! He even deliberately threw off his crown and swung his hair to the music!
The monkey even wore sunglasses specially made for him by Li Ke and acted like an emotionless monkey!
then--
"Fuck you!"
The second senior brother ran up without hesitation, activated his twelve successes, and launched a Li Ben Le Shao flying kick towards Li Ke!
Li Ke, die!
Li Ke lay straight on the ground, and Gu Zheng also flew into the arms of the senior brother, but the second senior brother, who knew that Li Ke would pretend to be dead, had no intention of letting Li Ke go. Seeing that the second senior brother was still planning to pursue, Li Ke quickly started to run away.
The senior brothers laughed heartily, watching the second senior brother chasing Li Ke, and the monkey even played music for the two of them.
In the end, the second senior brother couldn't help but laugh, and he just laughed heartily when he caught up with Li Ke.
So, this is the song sung by the fifth senior brother.
"You little person is so prosperous..."
Bursts of singing resounded once again in Lingtai Fangcun Mountain and Xianyue Sanxing Cave. The passing gods, monsters, and intelligent birds and beasts also stopped to listen to the singing of these people.
Even a passing Great God of Santan Haihui couldn't help but hum along.
The great god named Nezha glanced at the mountain below with some pity, and sighed helplessly.
"It's a pity that I still have to catch monsters..."
Nezha sighed helplessly, and then left on Hot Wheels, but he also remembered this hilltop and planned to see if they could still sing when he was free later.
"I guess it must be some kind of place that specializes in teaching music. Even monkeys can be trained to sing and dance. It's really novel."
That's what he thought.
However, except for people like Li Ke who are just here to make fun of themselves, in the end, the best champion of the first Song and Dance Competition in Xieyue Sanxing Cave in Fangcun Mountain, Lingtai was a female disciple, and the winning song was...
"Wu! Meng! Shan! Lian! Zhi! Shan! Wai! Shan!"
In Patriarch Bodhi's room, the boy sitting next to Patriarch Bodhi suddenly heard a familiar voice humming a strange tune.
However, when he raised his head, he saw that Patriarch Bodhi was as calm and unsmiling as ever.
"master."
Patriarch Bodhi did not respond, so the boy made a confused sound.
"master?"
This song is called "What?"
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