Me and countless me

Chapter 202: Chatting and joking about the gods

Singing and dancing are naturally a matter of leisure and entertainment, but for most of the disciples in Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, things have become more complicated since Li Ke came.

That's why Li Ke organizes a music conference specifically.

Li Ke even developed the Three Kingdoms Kill.

"Anyone who invades our territory of Wu will be attacked and destroyed by Sheng!"

The senior brother who had just finished blacksmithing suddenly threw a card on the table, and then found that he could not activate his skills. It was a shock. Before he could apologize, he was pinned to the ground by the second senior brother and the third senior brother and beat him.

The monkey on one side was playing mahjong and poker with other disciples, and on the other side there were even people playing Ludo and Monopoly.

These disciples of Lingtai Fangcun Mountain only need to work hard and study hard, but Li Ke has a lot to think about.

Li Ke is drawing drawings, planning and thinking about the future.

As for why it is done at this time?

Patriarch Bodhi has many treasures here, such as the medicinal properties of various plants, the effects of different plants and substances on humans, demons, fairies and ghosts, as well as explanations based on the worldview of Journey to the West.

In addition, there are many other things, such as the geography of mountains and rivers, and the specific appearance of the four major continents.

Li Ke just took one look and knew that this was definitely a treasure.

Because even what is abundant there has special records. If you look at it in conjunction with different versions of the Classic of Mountains and Seas in this world, you can get a general idea of ​​the local products and customs.

but--

This is based on the fact that Li Ke has various modern natural conditions, knowledge of customs and geography, and countless short videos in the Internet era in his mind.

But even so, Li Ke looked confused.

"The sun is extremely strong, the soil and rocks are sandy, there is little water, and there are no heads... What is the temperature, the degree of desertification of the land, and other things? And what is the headless thing? Is it another name for Aconitum? There is no picture ”

Li Ke looked at what was in front of him and couldn't help but scratch his head.

No one can imagine that the current climate will be exactly the same as the Earth in the future, and the world of Journey to the West is guarded by gods, monsters, and various magical products.

The geographical environment cannot be the same.

Then the credibility of these ancient books is a problem, and in this way, a series of arrangements based on these maps and ancient books, as well as policy thinking and development, will become problems.

After all, God knows when these maps were made, and what their condition is.

Moreover, because there are no real-time maps such as satellite Internet, it is difficult for people to directly and concretely carry out a series of survey and planning work. But as long as there is a satellite map, or a holographic map or something, he can think about people's livelihood and construction issues well, without looking at this abstract map to think.

"These problems should be because paper is not popular, so I cherish words like gold, and there are very few paintings... Well, but I have made rice paper now, so the problem is not that big. But if I want to achieve results, I It will take one or two hundred years..."

But when Li Ke thought about this, he couldn't help but think of one thing.

"People with great supernatural powers can sweep across the three realms with a single thought, but what about the immortals with low magical power and those who become immortals because of their good deeds and deeds? When these people do things like this, won't there be a lot of problems?"

Touching his chin, Li Ke thought of all kinds of things. Gods cast spells to rain because of their pity on mortals, and then various problems occurred, causing him to be punished for his good intentions. Then bystanders said that the rules of heaven were ruthless TV series and story.

Therefore, a real-time map based on the Internet and holographic maps appeared in Li Ke's mind instantly, which was based on the magic weapon of gods and could allow everyone to observe the changes in the heaven and earth, mountains, rivers, waters, and magic powers of gods in real time.

Popularizing paper is not that simple. It requires laying out an industrial chain, allowing the paper-producing industry to support itself, and cracking down on aristocrats who want to monopolize knowledge. It’s a lot of mess. It will take one to two hundred years for it to be completely popularized.

Of course, if you have reliable, loyal and tens of thousands of subordinates with the same ambition, that would be another matter.

But it’s hard to be popular in this era, because productivity is too low.

However, the magic weapons of the gods are different. As long as someone wants to, they can easily iterate.

At that time, as long as you click on the map of a place on this magic weapon, you will be able to see the minerals, water resources, vegetation, species and species numbers, land saline-alkali land, temperature, climate change, climate and climate change over hundreds or even thousands of years. Species changes, what happened here, and the impact on the local area.

There are also the local population, culture, customs, education level, accent, and even the fertility, demographic situation, medical situation, and economic level of each household.

As well as the transfer of some local officials, the gods and wizards on duty, demons and ghosts, practitioners, and ghosts that were not dealt with in time.

Even when necessary, you can add the Sky Eye system to hunt down some demons, ghosts and the like...

You don't need too many powerful magic weapons, you just need a place similar to a server.

As Li Ke thought about it, he wrote down his ideas on the paper he made. In the way of writing a paper, he broke open the crumbled paper and wrote his own thoughts. The coherent movements gave the monkey on the side a headache.

This is the habit of Wang Mang in this world. He likes to think while writing, and then directly show it to the person who needs to do something, so that he can understand what he thinks.

This is also forced out.

Many things that modern people take for granted are really not understood by these people.

So Li Ke writes while thinking, and even mutters at the same time.

"According to my understanding, magic weapons can easily do these things, and this way it is very convenient to manage the immortal department, and many unnecessary positions can also be transferred. Well, this is a big problem. No one likes unemployment, but it is not a conflict. The most critical role of this thing is to reduce the cost of governance and save time. The specific implementation still depends on people's on-site inspection, and there are enough places in Tianwaitian for people to live in. But in fact, the immortals are actually quite lazy. Kuimulang skipped work for so long and no one found out, so in fact, a punch-in system should be developed. The system of "Dianmao" is too backward. Although I don't like Dingding either... But I have to say that the punch-in system can actually be effectively managed, but it is difficult to implement welfare benefits..."

Li Ke thought of Tianwaitian, where all kinds of immortals live in retirement, so the saved positions can go to other places, or go to Tianwaitian for retirement, but after thinking for a long time, Li Ke found that these problems need to be solved by himself as the Jade Emperor.

So, Li Ke stopped thinking about the immortals, and even stopped his actions and sneered.

"But the affairs of the heavens have nothing to do with me. The great supernatural power can easily figure it out. I can think of it, how can the great supernatural power not think of it? It's none of my business..."

With this mentality, Li Ke stopped writing, and then continued to look at the map, preparing for his future rule, but frowned when looking at the map, because the clarity of the map, the local product conditions and population conditions are the basis for his future management of the world, because data and intelligence will have false information.

Only industrial knowledge, not knowing the specific local conditions, will still cause problems when hiring people.

Because these people know the specific conditions of some places, at least they know the specific conditions of their base, and will not be fooled by officials and local landlords and tyrants with a few words.

There is data falsification in the Internet age, and this feudal era is even more so. It is also one of the reasons why many emperors look like idiots later.

It is also difficult for modern Internet systems to collect data in all aspects, but this is not a problem for immortals.

Just pointing to a magic weapon or something like that can easily solve this problem.

So, Li Ke thought of someone.

Bodhi Patriarch!

So, Li Ke spoke the next day when Bodhi Patriarch finished his lecture.

"Teacher... I have something to ask for."

Looking at Bodhi Patriarch, Li Ke spoke respectfully.

And Bodhi Patriarch looked at Li Ke and was silent for a while.

"Call me Taoist friend."

"Yes, Master."

Bodhi Patriarch shook his head helplessly.

"Taoist friend, I already know what you want, but in order to achieve what you want, you need to seek the consent of the gods and immortals in heaven... It is not against the rules for you to learn from me, but you have to think about it. Those who are destined by heaven will have extraordinary experiences."

Bodhi Patriarch spoke very seriously.

Li Ke nodded. He understood what Bodhi Patriarch meant, that is, if he got too much help from the gods, then Liu Xiu would also have it.

But no matter what, he had to think of ways to govern the country. Even if he really failed, these things would be handed over to the final winner.

The development of knowledge and productivity, even if he himself could not promote it, he had to force others to promote it.

After all, he had to fight against fate, and death was just a matter of fact. He had already realized it.

And it was not impossible to be reborn after death in this world. With so many merits accumulated, he could be reborn into a good family after death!

What's more, he was still holding the thigh of Sun Wukong. Even if he was really suppressed in the underworld, he would only be in a miserable kiln for 500 years. When the monkey became a Buddha, he would be rescued!

"Well, then, follow me. Today, I will teach you how to communicate with the Heavenly Court and how to reach the Heavenly Court."

After saying this, Bodhi Patriarch flicked his whisk and took Li Ke into the house.

Li Ke hurriedly thanked him and followed Bodhi Patriarch into the room. Then Bodhi Patriarch began to tell Li Ke how to write the official documents of the Heavenly Court, the jargon of the official documents of the Heavenly Court, the different ways of delivery of the official documents of the Heavenly Court, how they would be handled, and the symbols of various gods and immortals.

After listening to a lot of them, Li Ke found that these were the talismans and gods in the public's cognition.

The talisman also used the power of the gods. It was not the grenade-like thing made in the immortal cultivation novels. It was even simpler to use the power of the gods, and there were also immortal soldiers and horses.

Finally, after the talk, Bodhi Patriarch gave Li Ke a scroll.

"Now you have not practiced yet, and you do not have a divine official position. This is not a Taoist temple. The Heavenly Ting above will be mistaken for a mortal mistake. Therefore, before you have achieved magical power, you can use this scroll to apply for divine magical power and burn it. After that, the scroll will be restored automatically, even if you use it... I have already written what you want on it, you can just burn it yourself, but have you really thought about it?"

Li Ke took the yellow brocade scroll, opened it with a smile, and found that Patriarch Bodhi had already written a specific document for him, including his thoughts about the map, but Li Ke Ke didn't care. After all, could this scroll still be delivered to the Jade Emperor?

And would the Jade Emperor read what a little shrimp like me wrote?

"I really thought about it."

Therefore, Li Ke didn't look behind him, he happily answered Patriarch Bodhi's question, and burned the scroll according to the rules and procedures.

By the way, in order to show his respect, Li Ke used the highest specifications.

then--

"There is another powerful man in the lower realms. Heaven is listening!"

The meritor on duty looked at the golden scroll in his hand and found that it was a brocade scroll made by a powerful man. He couldn't help frowning as he looked at the ceremony below.

"It seems like a big deal to have a powerful man take it so seriously."

Therefore, the meritorious officer on duty thought for a while and felt that there was no need for a small official like himself to cause such a big trouble, so he handed it over directly to his superior officer with the highest standards.

And his superior officer looked at the scroll, then looked at the performance of the meritorious officer on duty, and the complete ceremony.

"How can ordinary people with great supernatural powers be so serious... It seems to be a big deal, so I'd better not get involved blindly."

Therefore, the Shangguan thought for a while and felt that it would be better for a little shrimp like him not to slack off. It is better to be serious and be disliked than to make mistakes and make mistakes.

Therefore, he also sent it up seriously and with the highest standards.

And his boss, his boss's boss, thinks so too.

As a result, Li Ke's brocade scroll slowly spread out on the Jade Emperor's desk, and a series of Li Ke's ideas all appeared in the Jade Emperor's eyes.

The Jade Emperor pondered for a while, thought about it, then put down the tea cup in his hand seriously, counted his fingers for a while, nodded with satisfaction, then closed his eyes, and went to Taishang Laojun's mansion with his mind. The two discussed it for a while.

so--

"Oh, catching monsters is such an easy job. After catching them, you can still play in the mortal world for a year and a half..."

Nezha stretched himself and returned to the heaven, but when passing by a palace, he saw a group of heavenly officials discussing something fiercely, with the words "Don't let me find anyone who went to the palace". I just need to complete the task and that's it, I can go wherever I want, that's how it works, right? Add me! I want to peel him off and cramp him! ’, ‘I must kill this guy! ’, and other discussions.

Among them, the emotions of the Twenty-Eight Constellations are the most intense, and they are already ready to descend to the earth.

"I have become a god, and my temper is still so strong. It is really a godsend, and people's hearts are not as good as before..."

Nezha shook his head, returned to his temple, and then saw the Jade Emperor's decree, hundreds of thousands of words, all of which were new regulations on attendance in heaven in the future, as well as a new standard map magic weapon.

Also discovered together was a magic weapon called Ding Nail, which was made up of two nails.

"Dingding? What is this? Taishang Laojun practiced it?"

So Nezha opened the frighteningly long decree and read it.

"According to the suggestions from the monks in the lower realm..."

Then, Nezha saw the attendance that was accurate to the second, as well as the new attendance about going down to earth, as well as various new rules and regulations and new things. Although there were a lot of holidays, there was no time for fishing!

Judging from his work, when he went down to the earth to catch big monsters in the past, he could still play in the lower world for a year and a half, but after the new attendance this time, he will go back after getting rid of the monsters. Although he can still go down to the world during holidays. I want to have fun, but when I go to the human world, I can’t use any magic power. I have to make money myself, and I can’t cast magic anymore!

In addition, there are more than two thousand years of working data to add!

then--

"Who the hell put him on the watch! Who?! Where is he?!"

Nezha returned to his former irritable appearance.

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