Me and countless me

Attendance is nothing to the gods, but all the subsequent records are life-threatening.

And there are all kinds of problems.

Because supervision is more troublesome, the gods sometimes do their own things when doing business. For example, if they have nothing to do, they will find a place to give birth to a child, teach a few mortals who like it, or go out to have fun, etc. of--

These are not things, and the gods will not care. After all, the gods themselves have a sense of proportion and will not go too far.

If you have a child with a mortal goblin, as long as you don't meddle in human affairs casually, don't expose it to the public, and teach the child to be virtuous and do good deeds, the deities will treat it as if they didn't see it even if they figured it out.

After all, as long as you don’t go overboard, that’s fine.

But writing a report in accordance with the new regulations involves one thing.

Conspiracy.

Over the course of thousands of years, the gods have experienced a lot of skipping work among themselves. In the past, when the supervision was not very strict, it would be over with a little fooling, but now it needs to be uploaded to the magic weapon and then included, then The problem is huge.

Some people work as substitutes and hand over tasks to their subordinates. But now that this subordinate has descended into the world, you can't give all the blame to him, right? There are also some resource expenses. Although the gods will not be corrupt, there are also laziness and stealing children, little immortal officials, etc. These crimes, big or small, and a lot of things are all It needs to be discussed by everyone.

After all, immortals can still be lazy and greedy, and they can also be negligent in their work.

There are also some 'little things', such as the shifting of certain mountains, which happens to coincide with the places where certain immortals and gods who catch monsters pass by. In the past, it only needed to be written about catching monsters passing by, but now it no longer works. .

Therefore, the gods in the sky are complaining, but this request is still very reasonable, which makes people helpless.

But fortunately, the Jade Emperor did not deny the opportunity. All the Xingjun priests who wanted to take leave during this period also approved it, and even gave them a hundred days to write a report.

A day in the sky is a year on the earth, so a large group of immortals have to come down to earth and rely on the time difference between heaven and earth to better solve their own recording problems.

This also led to the sudden increase in the number of gods in the world during this period of time.

This is the case for a certain Santan Haihui master who does not want to be named.

"I'm really convinced, don't let me know who it is."

Nezha dressed up like a boy and angrily gnawed on the chicken drumstick in his mouth. Next to him was a smiling and heroic young man with a vertical line between his eyebrows and a thin dog.

"I told you, you might as well live happily with me. Now that you're done, you still have to write Nao Shizi's work records. It's really hilarious."

Yang Jian looked at his brother Nezha with a smile, picked up the wine bottle in his hand and took a sip.

Nezha rolled his eyes and spoke speechlessly.

"Who told you to have a good uncle? Moreover, this is indeed a good thing. But you don't know that there are often little immortal officials who take advantage of their authority to violate the rules of heaven. This is what the heavenly soldiers and generals are responsible for most of the time. A bunch of bastards.”

Sighing, Nezha also envied Yang Jian. Although the other party had an official position, it was almost a sinecure. It was not so much the other party's job to protect the Yang Jian at Guanjiang Estuary, but rather the other party's noble character and willingness to protect all people.

When I have nothing to do, I go hunting, and most of the people I hunt are monsters, monsters, and evildoers. I don’t need to report to anyone. It can be said that I am quite happy and free.

"Don't mention him. By the way, if you don't go and make up your itinerary record, why are you dragging me to find a group of singers?"

Yang Jian had an unhappy expression on his face. Although he knew that his uncle suppressed his mother for the good of his family and for the sake of heaven and earth, the grudge from the past still existed.

It's somewhat uncomfortable.

Nezha shrugged. The reason why he didn't want to stay at Yang Jian's house was very simple, because he couldn't live in Yang Jian's house for decades. You need to learn some skills and then go out to work.

With his size, and without being able to use spells, he could only make some money as a musician.

"I heard a lot of songs when I was passing by that day, and there were a lot of trendy instruments in them, so I wanted to take a look. Anyway, there are fifty years, enough time for me to collude... I have finished writing. And, in the future, I will walk It’s not like Jiang Hu can’t even afford a meal, after all, it’s not you, you have enough family fortune.”

Nezha's voice was quite resentful, and Yang Jian couldn't help laughing. Nezha actually had a lot of tributes that he could use, but he would give his tributes to orphans without fathers and mothers, so Nezha There is really no private property. In the past, being able to turn into money when descending to the earth was not a big deal, but this is no longer the case under the new rules of heaven.

Roaring Sky Dog also laughed on the side, making Nezha's resentment even deeper.

And just at this time——

The two finally arrived at Lingtai Fangcun Mountain and Xianyue Sanxing Cave. Then, a burst of powerful music sounded.

Four big guys suddenly appeared in front of two people and one dog, with their upper bodies naked and muscles all over their bodies. Even people like Yang Jian Nezha couldn't help but cheer.

"What a beautiful body!"

Yang Jian looked more carefully, because on one side, a monkey in clothes was sitting next to a musical instrument with several drums and plates. He wore black crystal glasses on his eyes and was holding two The stick kept beating.

Among the dozen or so people on one side, they all held instruments in their hands. Some of the instruments even had obvious mana fluctuations, and the tones they emitted were very strange, but also very wonderful.

The four people in the audience sang a wonderful sound, which sounded very much like the language of some remote tribes, but it gave people a positive feeling.

Although he didn't know what was being sung, Yang Jian, like Nezha, also had a bright feeling following the powerful dancing of the four big guys.

Just when they were wondering about the content of the lyrics, a Taoist holding a guzheng and looking like a resentful woman spoke.

"Such a good song, why is it called the Song of Understanding the King Entering the Formation..."

This Taoist who was like a resentful woman couldn't help but started to speak.

"Uncle Master is a scholar of nature, why do you always have such strange hobbies? Give these wonderful songs some strange names...and you know who the king is..."

With these words, a young boy came out, and at this moment, the resentful Taoist pounced on him like an evil tiger. Then the boy kicked the Taoist aside, and then faced himself The brothers and sisters spoke.

"It's time to work, let's get ready. These are new drawings. Take a look at them. Get ready. Let's study them first."

The young man is of course Li Ke. He is handing out new blueprints in his hand. During this period, he has nothing to do but go to the black mist space to chat and chat with other Li Ke. He is thinking about the strategy of unifying the world, but they are the commander-in-chief. , one is saving food and preparing to start conquering Japan. The scene, population, and culture are all different, and you can't pee in the same pot.

Li Ke can only keep experimenting with how many technological products can be realized in this world.

But the result is relatively good. Most of the technology trees can be climbed. At least now Li Ke has relied on the abilities of the brothers in his sect.

Some of them have magic powers and know some wonderful little spells. They even helped him make electric guitars, and there were even interesting card games.

The only shortcoming is——

These tools that rely on spells and mana are not universal.

Because only those with magic power can use it.

Senior Brother took the drawing from Li Ke's hand and after looking at it for a few times, he froze on the spot.

In his hand is an automated forging assembly line, which can automatically hammer out armor plates by relying on water conservancy. It is completely dependent on the operation of the mechanism. It is the painstaking work of several senior brothers of Li Ke.

Even these parts rely on some special metal formulas.

but……

"This is...Uncle Master..."

The eldest brother hesitated for a moment before speaking.

"Uncle Master, this will make many people lose their ability to support their families. Just one such machine is worth a craftsman in the state capital. These people all make a living by blacksmithing. If this thing spreads, …”

He has seen many good things invented by Li Ke, but Li Ke's inventions make him feel more and more afraid and uneasy.

Because in the beginning, he could rely on Li Ke's tools and teachings to become a famous master and an irreplaceable craftsman. However, as Li Ke popularized more and more knowledge, his role became less and less.

The things he created began to gradually replace his functions.

As long as someone understands what Li Ke writes, he can easily create a machine that can replace most of his functions. He is no longer the leader of creation, but just an ordinary apprentice.

And what Li Ke means is...

Make all men apprentices.

Li Ke was stunned for a moment. He was not surprised by what his senior brother said, because his vision was just like this.

Even if he studied with Sun Wukong, even if he knew that Patriarch Bodhi was really a god, he still wanted to become a good craftsman.

Everyone has their own ambitions, and the other person is not like him, who was born into a noble family, and is also a time-traveler with tricks. Li Ke will not laugh at him.

"Ah, let's just leave it for now until we need it later..."

"Uncle Master!"

The happiness that the eldest brother had when he was having fun disappeared, and only the anxiety remained.

"What exactly do you want to do?"

This is the question that all the brothers have about Li Ke, because they can't understand what Li Ke wants to do.

Giving them this knowledge for free, Li Ke has now surpassed the image of Patriarch Bodhi in their hearts, because Patriarch Bodhi will not teach them in detail, and how much they can learn depends on themselves, while Li Ke is trying every means to think Let them learn.

Every skill should at least be acquired by their lifelong service, but Li Ke poured it out like a garbage, as if these were not treasures, but pleasures, and garbage that needed to be cleaned up.

"I?"

Li Ke smiled.

"God knows."

He said an affirmative sentence, but the surrounding brothers stopped their entertainment. Except for the brothers who cultivated immortality, the faces of the brothers who practiced various skills also had uneasy expressions. Only the monkey looked sighing. .

Li Ke smiled, said nothing, left the blueprint and left.

Nezha and Yang Jian looked at each other and immediately found it interesting, so they quietly followed Li Ke.

And the monkey naturally followed Li Ke's footsteps.

Standing on Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, Li Ke looked at the sea of ​​clouds in the distance, and then looked at the monkey who was still chewing orange peels, and sighed in his heart.

At this time, I am afraid that the monkey is the most well-behaved. When I see him again, I will probably call him a great sage.

Thinking of this, Li Ke couldn't help but think of the uneasiness on the faces of those brothers. Li Ke knew what they were worried about.

Just like workers, writers, and painters are worried about being robbed of their jobs by intelligent AI, these brothers who want to be a good craftsman and live a peaceful life are worried that they can't keep up with him.

These machines will indeed take away most of the blacksmiths' jobs, but the eldest brother can't see that with more iron tools, many people will be able to use more iron tools. With more iron tools, the army will become stronger, and more land can be obtained, public security can be better maintained, industry can be better developed, and then the shackles of population and cultivated land can be broken off, and the upper limit of feudal rule can be reached as much as possible.

But the Western Han Dynasty can no longer do it.

It has been completely rotten, just like the end of the Ming Dynasty, and no one can save this dynasty.

These craftsmen, after losing their means of livelihood, can't return to the countryside to farm, and even if they farm, they can't support themselves and their families.

They don't have land, so they have to rent land from aristocratic families. If the dynasty is prosperous and the officials are clean, they won't starve to death, but it's different now.

Heavy taxes will make their whole family die.

The eldest brother's fear is understandable.

He is too advanced. In this era, even some immortals, even the knowledge of Bodhi Patriarch, can't compare with some of the knowledge in his mind.

Those great supernatural beings who can predict the future 500 years in advance and 500 years in the future, they actually don't need to promote productivity, because they have magic, each of them has clairvoyance and super hearing, naturally they don't need TV networks, and all kinds of convenient facilities.

But mortals need it.

Li Ke's eyes gradually became firmer as he stretched out his hand to Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, feeling the mist and water vapor passing through his hand.

The rules of heaven are very good, but they isolate the connection between magic and ordinary people, making most people unable to use these magical magic.

There is a difference between immortals and mortals.

The Jade Emperor, the Lord of Heaven, in short, everything is good.

Do they have a specific understanding of the society of immortals in their hearts? Have you ever thought about what a world where all people cultivate immortals should look like?

Or is it the best it is now?

What can the emperor of heaven see?

Li Ke didn't know. The only thing he knew now was that because of the rules of heaven, those tools made with magic could not be widely popularized in the mortal world. After becoming an immortal, he could not disclose the secrets of the immortal family at will.

So being an immortal is good, but if he has to watch things that make him unhappy happen, and things that he knows the correct answer to happen, then he is unwilling.

Lingtai Fangcun Mountain and Xieyue Sanxing Cave are not the places for him to do things.

The greatest help that Bodhi Patriarch gave him was to tell him what rules this world runs according to, and he helped him get the mountains and rivers, geography, species output, and approximate population of this world, as well as the nature of the materials in this world.

Therefore, since getting these things, Li Ke found that he didn't want to stay here anymore.

If he didn't want to share the immortal cultivation method with other Li Ke, he would have left.

So, looking at Lingtai Fangcun Mountain at this time, Li Ke couldn't help but sigh.

"Monkey, it would be great if I could be the emperor of heaven. In this way, I can know why the rules of heaven are like this now..."

and how to change.

But——

Yang Jian and Nezha followed silently: “…………”

Bodhi Patriarch: “…………”

After thinking for a while, Bodhi Patriarch took a deep breath, pretended to be angry, and spoke to his boy.

“Why is there so much noise on the mountain today? Disturbing my quiet cultivation! Is it that rude Wang Mang who is making trouble here again? I am still a Taoist friend, but he actually disturbed my Taoist heart... Go, give him these three volumes of Huangting and send him away. If nice words are useless, just drive him out of the mountain gate and don’t report to me again.”

The boys looked at each other, wondering what the master was crazy about today. In the past few months, Li Ke used explosives to blast the mountain and mine, and also forged iron and held concerts in Fangcun Mountain. During that time, the master didn’t say anything. Today, it was finally quiet...

So the two boys hesitated for a while, but Bodhi Patriarch didn’t plan to wait anymore, and directly whipped the two boys on the buttocks with a whisk.

“Go quickly!”

But he couldn’t help sighing as he looked at the two boys who left quickly.

Because Li Ke may have realized one thing.

The Han Dynasty must be re-established.

And just as Bodhi Patriarch thought, Li Ke realized this.

Looking at the mountains and rivers provided by the gods in his hand, as well as the conditions of various places, Li Ke sighed again.

Because destiny is indeed hard to defy.

"Do you know? Wukong, the Han Dynasty must continue to exist, even if it is ugly, it must survive."

As he spoke, Li Ke patted the monkey's shoulder, who looked confused and had no idea what he was talking about, and spoke sincerely.

"So, Wukong! Since I often give you fruits and all kinds of delicious food, when you succeed in cultivating immortals in the future, remember to go to the underworld to help me, your brother!"

Sun Wukong, holding a banana, made a puzzled expression, then he stretched out his monkey finger and pointed at himself.

"Me?"

How to say...

When I got up to read the complaints, I found that I didn't post it yesterday because of the network! ! !

In addition, I have always wanted to write this part of Journey to the West as a funny style of immortal heroes. Penguin and this book can only write part of this brain hole, because if this part is written as a small copy, many things cannot be expanded, so some places can only be skipped.

In addition, you guessed it right, I write infinite flow, and each copy can actually be divided into a book. Pure brain hole player...

But after Yang, the spirit is really sluggish...