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"I'm not kidding. After all, this sister Yin Lihua is quite special."

Wang Shiqi blinked his eyes and showed a very cute expression to Li Ke, which made Li Ke more confused.

Because Wang Shiqi's eyes can see the past and the future, Wang Shiqi is definitely not talking nonsense, but he is not the kind of person who will abandon her after having sex.

The pirate Li Ke over there is like this. Although he actually has no feelings for the women around him, he is also respectful to each other.

That is, Hancock will go crazy occasionally, but he didn't say anything else.

"What did you see?"

So Li Ke took Wang Shiqi's hand and asked.

"Huhuhuhu... In short, my husband just waits, look, isn't it coming?"

Wang Shiqi did not answer Li Ke directly, but pointed to the maid who came outside.

And the maid's expression was also quite strange, so when she came to Li Ke's arms to report, her tone was also quite strange.

These maids were Wang Shiqi's personal servants, and basically Li Ke's concubines, so they knew very well what happened between Li Ke and Wang Shiqi. It was also natural that they were Wang Shiqi's personal servants, so even if Li Ke asked with his eyes, the maids did not answer, but just pushed Li Ke together with Wang Shiqi.

"Master, go out and see."

Li Ke went out to see more puzzled, and then saw that the expressions of the people in the whole mansion were very strange, and the faces of his uncle's people were very ugly.

Li Ke frowned, ignored the people who wanted to stop him, and walked out of the palace directly, and then--

Under the sun, pieces of glittering armor were woven into a very majestic full-body armor, worn on people with an average height of 1.8 meters. There were about 5,000 people in a mighty manner. Not only that, Li Ke also saw a bunch of flintlock rifles and bags for replenishing ammunition on their bodies. In front of the square formation, there were also several relatively primitive cannons placed there.

The army was solemn and the orders were forbidden. The moment Li Ke looked over, he thought it was the legendary Yulin Army.

Led by 28 people who looked very capable, these 28 people opened their eyes wide when they saw him, and some even subconsciously raised their weapons.

Just at this time, a subtle fragrance of lotus floated out of the house, and three old men, one with a tortoise shell, one with a hoe, and one with a bear tooth necklace, walked out of Li Ke's vegetable garden. The one with the bear tooth necklace was even gnawing on a chicken bone. The three of them stood quietly in the crowd, looking like they were watching a good show.

And from the corner of Li Ke's eyes, he also saw a man walking his dog, communicating with his cook, whose surname was Du.

So in an instant, Li Ke found that the expressions of these 28 generals became very kind.

But in front of everyone, Li Ke saw a girl, a gorgeous girl wearing a red robe and holding a sword.

And this girl was Yin Lihua!

But, shouldn't Yin Lihua be in the sedan chair?

Li Ke looked at the sedan behind Yin Lihua, a little confused, but also very happy, because if these were the soldiers brought by Yin Lihua, then with these 5,000 soldiers, he could control the Han people who were wiped out.

"Yin Lihua! I finally waited for you!"

Although he was confused, Li Ke still rushed to Yin Lihua on the horse without hesitation. However, at this moment, Yin Lihua drew out the long sword in her hand and placed it across Li Ke's neck!

"Oh? Are you going to marry Yin Lihua?"

As he spoke, a gentle woman in the sedan came out and smiled at Li Ke, and Li Ke was stunned.

"This is..."

'Yin Lihua' couldn't help laughing, and then raised Li Ke's chin with the sword.

"This is the Yin Lihua you want to marry! Why, you don't dare to come forward?"

Li Ke was numb. Although he knew that this lady didn't use her real name, when he called her Yin Lihua, she didn't refuse!

And she said to let him go, with the sword across his neck, who would dare to go?

As for his current status, is it too much to be held by someone in the street?

If you have 5,000 fully armored soldiers with horses, you can stay overnight in the palace at the end of any dynasty!

Li Ke immediately thought of the expression of his wife Wang Shiqi, and immediately knew that his wife Wang Shiqi had seen this scene a long time ago, so Li Ke silently bowed to Yin Lihua.

"May I ask the name of this lady?"

Liu Xiu finally couldn't help laughing. Looking at Li Ke's puzzled expression, he was relieved in his heart. He knew that Li Ke didn't mean to take him away, so he put away his sword in a chic manner.

"Liu Xiu!"

Li Ke: "…………"

Li Ke: "??!!!"

Li Ke subconsciously took two steps back, looking at this beautiful woman who had an affair with him, and even rode on him that night, without the slightest bit of shyness of a girl, pointed his finger at the other party, and even trembled.

He felt his head buzzing now.

I understand, everything is clear, he finally understands why this woman always said that she wanted to use his head as a wine glass!

"You?"

"Liu Xiu?!"

"Yeah, what? Are you going to break the promise? You promised me that you would grow old with me, and you would never die before I die. If you die, you must use your head as a wine glass for me!"

Liu Xiu smiled at Li Ke and told him the previous agreement.

Li Ke: "…………"

Li Ke wanted to faint now.

Seeing him like this, everyone present, except the 28 generals, laughed.

"Hahahaha!!!"

"Hahahaha!!"

Among the laughing crowd, standing next to the three old men, there was an old woman who looked very kind and was surrounded by a bunch of women, an old Taoist who was setting up a stall to tell fortunes, a monk with a big belly and a festive face, a middle-aged Indian who looked very stable, and an old Indian who was selling Indian oil lamps.

In addition, the man selling bamboo mats on the street called out his two wives, and four people who seemed to be from all over the world were also talking to each other there, and one of them even looked very familiar with an old man holding a fishing rod.

Even a middle-aged man holding a folding fan and surrounded by countless people, who looked rich or noble, walked up to Li Ke and congratulated him.

"Congratulations, you are blessed with many people, but you should do more good deeds and treat the people well to gain the respect of the people. After all, you only have sixteen years of luck. When you are less than seventy years old, you can no longer be so idle as when you were a child. Moreover, you can kill people, but don't pollute the land."

The number of less than seventy years old instantly aroused Li Ke's vigilance, because Wang Mang was sixty-nine years old, and he almost died at the age of seventy! And he was only the emperor for sixteen years!

"Ah? What do you mean?"

But the middle-aged man just showed Li Ke an unfathomable smile, and then smiled and walked away.

"When the time comes, you will know it yourself."

What kind of routine is this from an old strange novel? !

Li Ke was stunned for a moment when he heard this, but found that Liu Xiu, Yin Lihua, and other people around him did not react to this middle-aged man, but when he looked for this middle-aged man again, he found that the other person's figure had disappeared! And the laughter around him also disappeared.

However, he felt that there seemed to be something more in his hand.

So Li Ke hurriedly looked down and saw a big seal appeared in his hand, but he only had time to see the two words "Yinshi", and the seal turned into a ray of light and entered his body!

And Liu Xiu also returned to normal at this time, just looking at Li Ke who was a little absent-minded, and stretched out his sword again, of course, this time with a scabbard, and once again raised Li Ke's chin?

"What do you mean? Don't you welcome me? Or do you dislike my dowry is not enough?"

Liu Xiu looked at Li Ke, not knowing why Li Ke cared so much about his name.

And Li Ke looked at Liu Xiu, thought about the experience just now, and sighed helplessly.

It seems that he has been plotted since he was born, and his every word, action, thought, and thought are probably seen by these gods.

And he said he would not pollute the land...

Li Ke subconsciously touched his arms, and the uranium 235 that had been processed by Tang Seng Li Ke had disappeared.

The corner of his mouth twitched, and Li Ke knew what a great master was.

He had just planned to explode a nuclear bomb, and they already knew it.

"That Tang Seng also said why I care so much about destiny... The damn director came down in person!"

Li Ke, who was in a complicated mood, looked at the girl in front of him with a puzzled expression, and suddenly made up his mind, thinking that he could not let destiny look down on him! Let those gods who weaved this destiny for him look down on him!

He stretched out his hand and pulled the girl off the horse, then grabbed Yin Lihua who was watching the excitement, and spoke to the confused housekeeper.

"Open the feast! Open a buffet and invite everyone in the city to eat! By the way, bring me another wedding dress!"

Open the feast early and end the ceremony early. He wants to let this woman who deceived his feelings and played with him with the gods know what it means to defeat the fate of the world!

He will not lose to Liu Xiu!

So, the power of the entire Wang family was mobilized. Under the maintenance of law and order by the soldiers led by Liu Xiu, half of the people in Chang'an City tasted the food that Li Ke made when he had nothing to do. Even the potatoes and corn appeared on the table at this moment and were loved by all kinds of wealthy families and guests.

When leaving, Li Ke, who knew this was an opportunity, took the opportunity to let all the guests who left take a potato and a corn, as well as a piece of paper with how to grow these crops.

So--

"I finally understand what's going on."

Nezha sat at the buffet, gnawing on sweet potato ribs, watching Yang Jian playing with Roaring Sky Dog with chicken bones, and was a little speechless.

"But I don't understand, why didn't you even tell your brother?"

Yang Jian looked at Nezha speechlessly.

"Do you think that the Great Heavenly Venerable let us know who proposed the rectification proposal and made the destiny of this life a man and a woman for no reason? Didn't I make it clear when I brought you here last time?"

"Who understands your family's affairs? You uncle and nephew are in sync, I understand."

Nezha rolled his eyes, feeling that Yang Jian was simply looking for trouble, but Yang Jian almost punched Nezha after hearing Nezha's strange words.

Does he seem to have a good relationship with his uncle? !

There are so many gods!

And didn’t you see that his uncle was also eating at the table? !

Wouldn't it be better to give the Great Heavenly Lord some face?

After taking a look at the table where his uncle was toasting, Yang Jian breathed a sigh of relief, because his uncle definitely didn't have time to observe the exchange between him and Nezha.

Nezha didn't continue to tease Yang Jian, because there were a group of unlucky guys on the side.

"But I think the most unlucky ones are those twenty-eight stars, who tried their best to beat Taoist Li Ke, but now..."

Nezha, who had finished eating one of the ribs, pointed at the twenty-eight constellations standing guard and couldn't help laughing.

Avenging personal vendettas was stopped after being seen by so many big bosses, and the lord he was loyal to was even slept with. This kind of thing was enough to make these twenty-eight stars be laughed at for a long time.

After all, there is no fun in heaven.

The most important thing is that there is no room for these twenty-eight people. Although the dishes on this table are not heavenly treasures, they taste really good, and each one has its own unique flavor.

It's a pity that I can't eat it.

"But they will be happy when they see that the world can live in such peace."

Yang Jian shook his fan, and Nezha subtly observed that the Great Heavenly Lord also waved his fan at the same time, and their expressions and movements were the same.

Even two people have the same taste in food!

But Nezha felt that if he used this incident to laugh at Yang Jian, his brothers would no longer be able to do anything, so he changed the topic.

"I won't talk about it anymore, but I have to say that this beef stew with potatoes is really delicious, and the fried shredded potatoes are also delicious. In addition, the cold skin made by that guy also tastes very good, and this, I always thought this thing Even though it’s poisonous, it’s actually edible!”

Nezha immediately started talking about the dishes, and Yang Jian looked at the dishes and nodded slightly.

Li Ke felt that he didn't do much, but in fact he did too much.

Just telling the preparation method of food that people don't know to eat now, but that future generations know can eat, and continue to popularize it, is enough merit to become an immortal and an ancestor.

Not to mention those medical skills, mechanical skills, and things called physical chemistry, each of which is a great merit.

And he didn't know where he got these things called potatoes and corn. In ancient times, he could even try to become a Great God.

In addition, he is very compassionate and responsible, and he has handled government affairs very well in the past few years during the assessment, so...

"So, brother, you will be in trouble in the future... Some of the memorials you approved are not matters of the earthly world..."

Great Heavenly Lord, you never know what politeness means.

So, at night, after discussing with Liu Xiu how to kill the group of insects, Li Ke, who was knocked down by Liu Xiu and Yin Lihua's destiny attack, fell into a deep sleep.

But as soon as he fell asleep, he vaguely felt that he was being washed and dressed by someone, and was taken to a strange place. When he suddenly woke up, he found that he suddenly appeared in a hall, and to his left was the black and white impermanence. , on the right is a bull-headed and horse-faced figure, and at the front are ten people who look very fair and vicious.

And there was a big seal in his hand that he got during the day.

He hurriedly turned it over to look, and then saw the four big characters under the big seal!

The treasure of the underworld!

At this time, a man who looked like a judge also came over and smiled at him.

"Your Majesty, are you here? These are the memorials and documents you want to approve today. Since it is your first day in court, it is not much, only one hundred and eight thousand catties. You need to practice your skills first."

As soon as he finished speaking, countless brats began to carry rolls of bamboo tubes and pile them up towards Li Ke!

Li Ke: "???"

What is going on? !

What did this do to me?

Is this still the Han Dynasty? ! !

But before he could figure out the situation, the next moment, countless brocade cloths, bamboo tubes, animal skins, stone tablets, and animal armors with various writings on them engulfed him in the documents!

But at this moment, the ten people with whom His Highness smiled brightly spoke kindly.

"It's time to batch the official documents! Your Majesty!"