Me and countless me

Chapter 223 Real work in the underworld

Li Ke covered his head and tried to figure out the current situation.

Of course, he actually understood it.

It was nothing more than that he was calculated and had to come here to work.

He just didn't want to believe it.

"You call me Your Majesty?"

Looking at the various strange things around him, even leaves, bark, animal skins, clay tablets, and "documents" that were obviously rubbings of murals, Li Ke swallowed his saliva, pointed at himself, and looked at the gods present.

Then, he saw everyone saluted respectfully and bowed to him.

"Yes, Your Majesty! You are the new Yin Emperor, who governs the Yang world during the day and the underworld at night. It has spread throughout the three realms!"

Li Ke nodded, took a deep breath, and asked.

"Then how many documents do I need to deal with?"

The Ten Kings of Hell smiled again, and the judge spoke a little embarrassedly.

"You have as many documents as there are living beings in the world. Actually, snakes, insects, rats, ants, etc. are also counted... So this... um... It's really a bit too much."

The moment this sentence came out, Li Ke felt that it would be more pleasant to be chopped to death by Liu Xiu directly.

So, he trembled and picked up a stone slab, wanting to see if this job could be done.

While touching the seal, Li Ke's mind had a lot of things. He knew that as long as he had the seal, he would be the real son of the underworld. The Ten Kings of Hell could not survive a single move in front of him. A single thought could send countless wronged souls and evil ghosts into reincarnation, and even cut off the lifespan of many people who could be called immortals.

It is not impossible to even turn the underworld upside down and change its appearance. He can see people's past and present lives, and know the language, customs, and past of all living things.

But without the seal, he is still a beginner practitioner.

So although he has no idea what the slab in front of him is written with, he still sees the meaning clearly.

‘In xxx, the Queen Mother of the West saved 100,000 ghosts and transformed them into the people of Tianshan. However, the ghosts had reached the end of their lifespans, so the Queen Mother of the West prepared the immortality medicine to save them. However, some people did not take the immortality medicine and were not included in the list at that time, so the ghost messenger took their souls and took their spirits, causing them to become foreign objects and their whereabouts are unknown. ’

‘In xxx, a certain immortal lost the elixir, causing 300,000 ants to become immortal. Their whereabouts are still unknown. The immortal has died and his soul is gone. ’

‘In xxx, the Lord of Taishan judged that the soul-destroying ghost was kidnapped and swallowed by a certain demon, but the demon's whereabouts are unknown and no one knows where it fell. The soul-destroying ghost disappeared after escaping and no one knows where it went. It is unknown whether it still exists in the world. ’

‘In xxx, due to the war between demons and immortals, the ghost catcher was killed. Zhang Wangwu is still alive, but his whereabouts are unknown...’

‘In xx, a mortal’s life span ended. A certain immortal was moved by his filial piety, so he covered his whereabouts and disturbed his fate. However, he later succeeded in cultivating immortality, but was spared from reincarnation. He is currently serving under a certain god. ’

‘In xx, due to the obstruction of the ghost catcher, a person was killed and his soul left. He still thinks he is not dead, causing a living person to have a ghost fetus, causing endless killing. The culprit has been executed, but the whereabouts of the ghost fetus are unknown...’

………………

Li Ke covered his head in pain.

Bad debts, one by one, and many of them are already over.

For example, some people who are gathered together by demons and ghosts, they don’t know whether they are dead or alive, but they all need to be investigated!

Although you know they are finished, there is no evidence. What if they are not dead?

And there are also those who are blessed by immortals. They say that they are moved by the other party's filial piety and kindness, and it is difficult to follow the procedures, so they give an elixir or a way to avoid the ghost messenger, and then make up the procedures. But some people forget, so they don't make up.

In the past, there were a large number of underworld departments, so no one cared about these things during the chaos. After all, the authority of Taishan Jun was very chaotic, and each place had its own underworld.

In addition, there were cases that were in accordance with laws and conventions in the past, but according to the current heavenly rules, it is illegal.

So it is also a big problem to deal with it according to the heavenly rules of which time! Just by reading the documents on the two stone tablets, Li Ke saw the same thing, and then two different results.

One was rewarded by the Great Heavenly Venerable, and the other was punished.

So sometimes should we investigate or not? Whether to investigate strictly after the investigation is a problem.

The most ghostly thing is that the history of these bad debts is so long that it is simply appalling.

Li Ke trembled and picked up a banana leaf, unable to help wanting to cry.

The records above are the missing persons records of the beginning of the world, the creation of human beings by Nuwa, etc.!

Where can he find this? !

So, Li Ke immediately thought of running away.

This is simply a joke!

This is not something that people with great supernatural powers, great merits, and great backgrounds can do!

He barely has merits, and a great background, and being appointed by the Great Heavenly Venerable can also be considered, but he really doesn't have great supernatural powers!

So after thinking for a while, Li Ke looked at the judge on the side.

"Can I resign?"

So the judge showed an awkward but polite smile.

"Are you serious?"

Li Ke pointed to the pile of things in front of him and the various ghosts who were carrying these things.

"This is what I say from the bottom of my heart!"

The judge nodded. He knew very well and understood why Li Ke wanted to run away, but he still spoke carefully.

"But you are already an emperor, the emperor of the underworld. This is already known to the three worlds. Major temples also have statues of you, so even if you are reincarnated, you will be protected by the gods to help you regain your memory power, and There will be thousands of ghosts accompanying you to avenge you..."

Li Ke: “…………”

Li Ke rubbed his temples and felt a headache.

To put it simply, the propaganda of heaven has gone down, and now anyone with some ability knows that the vacancy of the emperor of the underworld has been filled by Li Ke. If you quit at this time, you would be slapping the Great Heavenly Lord in the face.

Monkeys have all kinds of magical powers and can cause havoc in heaven, but he doesn’t!

And this is the throne! It’s completely different from Monkey’s sesame and mung bean Xiaoguan!

But Li Ke is still unwilling to accept the life of 007 every day for the next few decades. It sounds cool to judge the yang every day and the yin at night, but only he knows how cruel it is.

That is to say, only the gods in heaven can play like this!

So looking at the documents in front of him, Li Ke struggled for the last time.

"What, how can I deal with so many documents in one day? I'm just a young practitioner, I don't have the power like them..."

Then the judge smiled again and spoke.

"Sir, one day on earth is one year in hell, and the time gets longer as you go down. But the newly opened first level of hell is already one day on earth and three thousand seven hundred and fifty years in hell. Each additional level will be longer. What's more, the second level of hell is twenty times that of the first level of hell..."

Play like this? ?

Li Ke did some mental calculations and was stunned, because the time conversion of the eighteenth level of hell already required the number Gai. He rubbed his temples and then asked again.

"Then what time is used to calculate the sentence? Is it the time of the human world, the time of the underworld, or the time of hell?"

The judge smiled again.

"This... is for you to judge."

Li Ke: "...In other words, I can send people to the eighteenth level of hell, and then when calculating the sentence, can it be counted as five hundred years in the human world? Or five hundred years in the eighteenth level of hell? Moreover, There is no such thing as not being able to work due to lack of time?”

The judge nodded.

"Yes, that's right, you can adjust the time of each hell at any time. This is your right."

Rubbing his face, Li Ke couldn't help but cursed in his heart.

"This damn fairy tale is hurting me!"

In various fairy-tale dramas, the eighteen levels of hell are not taken seriously, but after really getting to know it, you realize how outrageous this thing is!

But he didn't ask what he would do if there were demons practicing in it, because Da Yin told him that in hell, except for those with physical bodies and souls, no one else could practice! If you want to practice, you must have a body. For example, he has a body, so he can practice even in the underworld.

Of course, it is different with the Yuanshen. After you have the Yuanshen, as long as you are not in hell, but in the normal city of vain death, you can also practice in the underworld, but it is not as convenient as in the earthly world, and it will not take long. , it is impossible to become an immortal.

Moreover, magical powers are automatically blocked when entering hell. Unless someone escapes during the arrest, or the hell is broken by someone with great magical powers, nothing will happen.

Covering his head, Li Ke immediately thought of the monkey. He looked at the documents in front of him that were impossible to handle at a glance, as well as the monkey's record. After thinking about it, he decided to do things honestly. As for monkey……

Li Ke recalled his exchange with the monkey and shook his head when he thought of how cute and sensible the monkey was that day.

"Forget it, let's not let the monkey suffer. When he comes over, just complete the procedures for him. Send someone to inform the monkey later. No..."

Li Ke clicked his fingers, looked at the judge, held the big seal in his hand, and began to deal with his own government affairs.

"Pass my order to all the immortals in the world who have not yet registered, please report as soon as possible to avoid arresting the wrong person and causing unnecessary losses. Moreover, put these documents aside first, and first bring up the documents of the people who died this year. , Let’s start with these. Each department will first collect the data of each department, and follow this..."

Li Ke, who was holding the big seal in his hand, thought, and the next moment, forms appeared on the desk, and this was still the result of the big seal.

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Seeing Li Ke starting to give orders, the entire underworld began to operate, and Li Ke also began to become familiar with various things in the underworld. The acting Yama Kings of the Ten Palaces of Yama also breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Li Ke's peaceful work.

Yes, they are agents, and they are not here to show off Li Ke, nor are they here to watch Li Ke's jokes, but to prevent Li Ke from escaping.

And this is also true. Li Ke really wants to escape.

However, this position is not without its benefits. Even for most immortals, obtaining the divine position is a sure profit. In fact, it is also true for him, because this position is actually beneficial to practice.

Whether it is the memories of dead practitioners, various heavenly salaries, or his own output in the underworld, they can speed up his practice.

And now he is really a school of his own, and he doesn't even have to pay taxes to the Heavenly Court. He is the only one who decides on promotions and transfers in the underworld. He can use all kinds of spiritual objects and treasures at will, and no one will blame him for it. Even the burial objects of the dead can be considered his property.

It belongs to a small court under the great court of the Heavenly Court, and even in theory, its status is no worse than that of the Great Heavenly Venerable.

Of course, it's just in theory.

Because the Great Heavenly Venerable really governs the three realms, and the Tathagata Buddha is a school of his own, and they all have to obey the orders of the Emperor of Heaven.

When Li Ke, who was familiar with all kinds of things in the underworld and handled a year of government affairs in the mortal world, returned to the world of the living, he really felt like he was in another world, because he was just familiar with the things in the underworld, and he had to use the seal in his hand to extend the time in the underworld a little bit, so when Li Ke woke up and returned to the world of the living, three years had passed in the underworld.

But these memories, after waking up, were like dreams. Although he remembered them clearly, he also had a vague feeling, which did not affect his mind.

"Finally, most of the work is done. The rest is daily work and sorting..."

Looking at Yin Lihua and Liu Xiu lying on him, Li Ke, who hadn't seen his wife for three years, chose to challenge destiny again!

Then——

"If you continue like this, you may not live more than 20 years..."

Wang Shiqi complained about Li Ke, who was completely listless. When she was alone, she could still be evenly matched, but with two more people who were so powerful, she felt that Li Ke might not live more than 20 years.

"You don't understand..."

Li Ke hugged his wife and looked at his memorials. During his stay in the underworld, he also took the time to prepare for the death of the group of insects above.

So it was arranged tonight. Liu Xiu and he led the team to slaughter Tu, and then cut the Gordian knot. They pacified the Central Plains within three years, and then miscellaneous things, eighteen years would be about the same.

Then he would abdicate the throne to Liu Xiu directly after eighteen years, and let Liu Xiu go out to expand the territory.

But this time it was not because of the words of the destiny and the great celestial master, but because he felt that if he took care of the affairs of the living and the underworld, he would sooner or later go insane and die.

That workload would be crazy.

"But why do I feel like you haven't touched a woman in three years?"

Wang Shiqi looked at Li Ke's hand touching his chest unconsciously and complained again.

"Don't talk, kiss me."

Li Ke decided to make his death more romantic in this life!

But Li Ke, who was rolling in the sheets with his wife, didn't know one thing.

He ordered all the practitioners in the world who were not on the list to register on the list. The immortals and those with followers came by themselves, and the casual practitioners also registered after receiving the news.

After all, it was not troublesome, and the city gods and land gods in various places would also be notified.

And the time limit was also very long.

But——

Sun Wukong, who was drinking with various demon kings in the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain, just waved his hand and drove the land god and the ghost messenger out without even looking at them.

"What login list? What King of Hell? I have great magical powers! I have long since jumped out of the Three Realms and am no longer in the Five Elements! I am not under the control of King Yama! I won't sign! I won't sign! You are ruining our brothers' drinking pleasure! Get out of here!"

Yes, yes!

The monkey is getting cocky!