Mommy, Where To Escape

In class one of grade one, the headmaster leads q-boy to the class to report. The appearance of xiaonaibao makes the class silent. Qi Shushu's eyes are fixed on him.

Oh, my God, no one is so ugly!

"Miss Liu, this is the new student who came here today. I'll give him to you." The Mediterranean principal laughs.

"Er..." the young and beautiful female teacher, with her mouth drawn, how can she still give such an ugly child to her? Can she refuse it? Of course not“ All right

"Little returnee, she is your head teacher. If you don't understand anything, ask her for advice." The headmaster seems to like q-boy very much. Touching his head, he says with a smile that the boy is a cornucopia. He is a cash cow. When he goes to school, Tong San Shao gives 10 million care fee.

"Well, thank you, principal." The gentleman bowed politely.

"Well, don't disturb your class. Goodbye." With a wave of his hand, the principal left.

"Good teacher." Both hands pull schoolbag belt, small milk bag sweet to female teacher smile.

His smile, let the female teacher want to cry, but also forced a smile, said: "you, Hello, children, let's introduce yourself."

"Good." Q turned around and faced his classmates, cleared his throat and said, "Hello, everyone. My name is Zhu Shi..."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha..." the whole class burst into laughter.

The teacher also laughed, as if it had been expected that it would be this result. Xiaonaibao seemed more calm and let them laugh. He kept silent. The teacher thought he was embarrassed, so he said in real time: "students, be quiet."

"Well, pig dung students, you sit down OK!" Nodding, q-boy sat down in a corner where there was no one.

"Hello." As soon as he sat down, a fat man called him. He looked up and looked at him. The fat man said, "it's not your fault to be ugly, but you know you are ugly, and you come out to scare people. It's your fault, hahaha."

"Tu Mao." Q young cool irony back to him, popular point said, he is not called ugly, it is called creative.

The second class is music.

As soon as the bell rang, a well-dressed male teacher came in. He was wearing a silver sequined casual suit with a red vest inside. Then he saw the meat. Next, he was wearing a tight red leather pants. It was really worrying that he would burst the pants.

Hairstyle is worth mentioning, the explosion of popcorn.

"Hello, little babies, I haven't seen you for a summer vacation. Do you miss your teacher?" The tone is neither Yin nor Yang.

"Yes." The children spoke in unison.

Beautiful dead him, cover lip he "ha ha ha" of smile, too Niang, Q son smoked.

"For your sake, the teacher wants to reward you with good news. I want to select more than ten students in my class to form a chorus. Does anyone take the initiative to sign up?"

"I want to sign up..."

"I want to sign up..."

The students were all eager to register. Suddenly, q-boy stood up and said loudly, "teacher, I want to be the lead singer of the chorus."

Classroom, silence again

"Why are you so ugly?" Sao Bao man saw his pockmarked face, subconsciously surprised kick way.

Q-boy Khan... Another uneducated native.

The students protested: "teacher, pig excrement is too ugly, the whole pig Bajie, not to join the chorus, not to be our lead singer, too humiliating."

Sao Bao looked at q-boy and saw that he was wronged and pouted his mouth, as if he was going to cry. His heart softened and he said, "how do you talk! Isn't ugly born by my mother? We should love each other when we become classmates. Besides, who says that if we are ugly, we can't sing? Today's singing world stresses strength! "

I didn't expect that the dog could still spit out ivory from his mouth. Xiaonaibao looked at him with new eyes and turned his worries into happiness and said, "ah, teacher! I love to hear your words. You are really a man of insight and insight. Since you have said so, I will not give you face if I am not the lead singer. I have decided to make do with it. In the future, just call me q-boy! "

Everyone agreed: "bah!"

Mr. Sao Bao, it's a mess in the wind. Did he say that he should be the lead singer—— No,

Students: "teacher, we don't want to cooperate with him, his appearance is too criminal, it will scare away the audience!"

Sao Bao took another look at the small milk bag, and the tears were almost too much to be covered.

Ah, isn't he just a lead singer? He wanted to be, let him be. He made up his mind. The teacher opened his arms and comforted the students

"Everyone be quiet, listen to the teacher, no one is allowed to disobey! Everyone is the teacher's student, the teacher will be the same to everyone! Will not say who looks ugly dislikes who, also will not take care of who because who looks handsome! This is the great teacher! By the way, who is that! You should be at the bottom when you become the lead singer! It's better to be three feet away from everyone. Don't let people see that you are with them. Don't get me wrong! Teachers let you stand so far, because you are the lead singer, the mainstream of the whole team, if too close to highlight your specialization! There's more! Since you are the lead singer, when they sing, you can't sing. Listen to them sing, listen to whether there is someone singing out of tune, and wait until they finish singing (it's estimated that they will call the curtain)... Cough. In a word, teachers are not biased. Do you know? "

Isn't that eccentric? Dead Sao Bao, he's a pig!

Students listen to the clouds, but all quiet down, Sao Bao teacher see everyone has no opinion, ready to start class: "today I brought rehearsal songs, let's practice."

He ordered a few students out, including q-boy. He sent each of them a lyric sheet, taught them several times, and then asked them to sing to each other.

Because q-boy is the lead singer, so he is singing alone, the students sing, he just sang a few words, was interrupted by the group of students: "stop! Pig shit, it's out of tune! "

"Sorry, I'm so nervous. Let's do it again."

He sang again, and after a few words he was interrupted: "stop! Stop! Stop! Pig shit, you're out of tune again! I don't think you're a singer at all

Q boy pouted: "classmate, it's not my fault! I don't know the score

The crowd glared at him fiercely: "if you don't recognize the music score, don't join our singing group. It's too outrageous to be the lead singer."

Q raised his eyebrow: "you can be a singer if you don't know music score! Some people don't even know what the music score is, and they don't still shine through half the sky! "

People: "who?"

"Do you really want an example? No, it's going to offend people and get killed! "

"Cut, even if you don't know the score, you shouldn't sing out of tune!"

"Singing out of tune can also be the king of heaven! I know several people who sing out of tune and become king of heaven. And idols. "

"Who?"

"Do you really want an example? No, it will offend several people

"You don't know the score, even if you sing out of tune, how can we take you out to meet people?"

"Can't you sing if you're ugly? You can't see people if you're ugly? How many ugly people I know have released new albums! It's selling well! Ugly, they are not the idols of thousands of female fans! "

Sao Bao is on one side, completely petrified