Mommy, Where To Escape

The third class is swimming.

The students happily changed their swimsuits, and q-boy was no exception. Standing beside the swimming pool, the strong swimming teacher whistled: "students, be quiet. Today the teacher will teach you swimming skills. You choose one you like to learn."

At the end of the speech, the teacher jumped into the swimming pool like a frog. After changing several swimming postures, he stood in the swimming pool and asked, "students, have you seen clearly?"

"See clearly“ They all spoke in unison.

"That's good." The teacher ordered several students and asked, "what posture do you like?

One of the students said, "I like dog plane."

"And you?"

"I like backstroke."

"And you?" He pointed to Q son and looked down at the swimming pool. After a while, he hesitated and said, "teacher, can I not learn? I want to be a dry duck."

"Ha ha ha ha..." burst into laughter.

"No, it's a compulsory course for you. Everyone must learn how to swim." The teacher has a tone of no refusal.

"But teacher, I feel dizzy."

Dizzy? It's a new word. He's heard of fear of heights, heard of blood sickness, and never heard of water sickness.

Seeing that he didn't believe it, he took a puff and turned his eyes... Dizzy.

The students began to talk again, "see, pig excrement is not only ugly, but also useless. It's a shame for us to have such a classmate. Don't play with him, OK?"

"Good --" everyone nodded.

……

"Why, Mommy, why did you leave work so early today?" Q came home from school and was surprised to see mummy at home. He saw mummy wearing an apron and said, "mummy, you are cooking."

"Well, when things are done, you can leave work early, baby. Are you used to going to school on the first day?" Wushuang cuts the tomato.

Put down the bag, Q son comfortable lying on the sofa, turn on the TV, "well, very good." Suddenly thinking of something, he turned over and knelt on the sofa, looked at the busy kitchen and said: "Mommy, today, teacher Sao Bao has formed a group in our class. I'm the lead singer."

Matchless cut tomato hand meal, looking at his son, puzzled asked: "Sao Bao teacher?"

"Yes."

"Are you the lead singer?" It's a great surprise. I'll take the honor of my son as the lead singer.

"Yes."

Stiff for a long time, unparalleled to digest this fact, put down the knife came over, sat next to his son, seriously asked: "son, the students did not make fun of you?"

"They say I'm really creative. All the stars in the sky are on my face."

Obviously, my son is despised!

Unparalleled heart is not easy, but there is no way ah, the son is too handsome, go anywhere to cause trouble, hold up his small face, unparalleled comfort him: "baby, other people's vision is not important, no matter what you become, Mommy think you are the most handsome, and you are the most handsome." She gave her son a big kiss on his mouth to comfort his hurt heart.

Unexpectedly, in this scene, he was caught by the man who opened the door. He was jealous of his son and yelled: "what are you doing? What are you kissing?"

"How did you get in?" See him, matchless scared, this person is really terrible, all pervasive ah!

"Of course I came in, no, see? I have the key." He took a model plane in his hand and swaggered in. It was like going home.

"How can you have the key to my house?" Cut, matchless, you're such an idiot. This house belongs to someone else. It's not strange that he has a key.

Tong Bo Haixu also felt that she was an idiot. He laughed and didn't explain. Xiaonaibao turned his head to him. He was surprised: "Wow, baby, what's wrong with your face?"

"Ah." Xiaonaibao sighed and glanced at her.

"Did you make him like this?" He sat down next to his son and frowned, so ugly that he could hardly recognize him.

"I do it for his good, too." Wushuang explained.

He made him so ugly that his father couldn't recognize him. It's good for him. With a cold hum and a smile, he patted his son's head. "Baby, your mother is stupid, and you are stupid with her. Smear these messy things on your face, and are not afraid that your classmates will laugh at you?"

Xiaonaibao is hard to say. She turns her head and looks at Mommy. Wushuang comes over and stares at Tong Bohai: "Hey, Tong Bohai, do you want to get involved in the matter between me and my son?"

"It's my business to get involved, OK?" Tong Bohai's unconvinced retort.

"What's your business?"

"Why is it none of my business?"

"Well, mummy, uncle, stop arguing." See two people quarrel again, Q son can't help but stand up to persuade a way.

"Who wants to quarrel with him, he is baffled."

"I'm baffled. Hello, I wish you matchless. How can I be baffled? Is my..."

"Ah, something is burnt!" Q son exclaimed, stopped Tong three little want to take off after.

Is it burnt? Matchless sniffed, suddenly exclaimed, "my sweet and sour ribs." She turned into a tornado and went to the kitchen.

"Hoo," seeing that mommy had gone, q-boy was relieved. Tong sanshao was also relieved. Xiaonaibao raised a smiling face and joked: "Daddy, you are also afraid."

"I'm afraid of something." A dead duck has a hard tongue.

"Not afraid? Then I'll tell mommy now that you're my daddy. " Make a gesture, small milk bag is about to go to the kitchen, Tong Bohai a hug son, father and son sitting on the sofa, he began to smoke his little ass, Q son heartless laugh.

The father and the son are having a lot of trouble!

After a while, Wushuang came out of the kitchen, took off her apron and seemed to be going out. Tong Bohai called her, "where are you going?"

"There are no eggs at home, I'll buy them!"

"I'll drive!"

"Eggs? I have it in my bag Xiaonaibao turned over and got up. She took her schoolbag and opened the chain of the bag. She said, "the students gave it to me."

"Ripe?" She wanted raw eggs.

"Raw." Xiaonaibao took out more than ten eggs from his pocket, but they were not crushed. He handed them to Wushuang.

"Son, you're wonderful. You can get presents just like this." Sure enough, my son's charm can't be covered up by his ugly appearance.

Tong three little in the heart very stinky echo: of course, also don't think about his daddy is who.

Wushuang went to the kitchen with eggs. After a while, she ran out with her nose in her hands and said, "son, why are they all rotten eggs?"

"Ah, rotten eggs? No I'm sorry.

Soon the stink of eggs came. All three of the family clenched their noses. Q wanted to greet their ancestors. He pretended to be so friendly. He really thought they would be so kind to send him eggs. It turned out to be rotten eggs!