My Apartment Life

　　Yu Ziye coughed and said anxiously: "Well, Yi Fei, since Zi Qiao's retribution has come, and you have nothing to do now, then there must be a follow-up, or else, you will throw Zi Qiao away. Bar!"

　　"Believe in science, don't be surprised. Now this place is surrounded by people on the third and third floors. What can happen next?"

　　"Well, a lot! For example, the cover of the sewer suddenly burst open, and then splashed your face with stinky water."

　　"Peng~"

　　As soon as Yu Ziye finished speaking, he heard a loud noise, followed by a few screams, Yu Ziye's ears were almost deaf, so he quickly took the phone away, and after a while, it was better.

　　"What's wrong?" Yu Ziye asked anxiously.

　　"Hahaha." Yifei seemed a little stunned, and even forgot to be angry: "The sewer blew up."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye swallowed, when did he have the potential of a crow's mouth?Well, it must be a coincidence, yes, definitely a coincidence.

　　"What, what can I do?"

　　"What do you want to do? Do you want to bring your clothes here to take a bath with sewer water?" Yifei reacted angrily and said, "Forget it, I didn't splash water anyway, but Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian were miserable. My whole body stinks now, if I can’t go today, I’d better go back!”

　　"You still want to go!? Doesn't this prove that Zi Qiao is a liar?"

　　"Is there something wrong with you? What kind of superpower?" Yifei retorted angrily.

　　After he finished speaking, he hung up the phone, Yu Ziye looked at the phone in a daze, and laughed at himself: "Hehe, it must be an accident, if Lu Ziqiao was chased back by a dog when he went back, I would believe that it was Crowzui. ".

Chapter 24

　　Come here for nothing, Yu Ziye was a little depressed, but Yu Ziye was a little fortunate. Fortunately, he didn't take a car with them, otherwise, he would also be unlucky.

　　Hey, no way!Since crossing over, some things can't be tolerated by him. If this dog-day world wants to harass you, no matter what you do, it's no use.

　　Just like Zhang Wei, it was extremely difficult to survive. Although he finally got a very cruel little girlfriend, the first half of his life was a bitter one!Every time I avoided all the paths of success perfectly, this is not something that can be explained by 'not working hard'.

　　Yu Ziye went back to the apartment again, and they didn't seem to be back yet.

　　Think about it too, as the driver of the car accident, Zeng Xiaoxian definitely wants to stay and figure out the process, only Yifei will bring Lu Ziqiao back, take a taxi or something, it will take a while!

　　Yu Ziye pushed open the door of 3601, and a kitchen knife lay in front of him: "Wow~~"

　　Yu Ziye was startled and glanced at him, a strange woman holding a fruit knife, while Lu Zhanbo was shivering: "Ziye, run, my aunt is going to kill us."

　　"I think so too!" Yu Ziye looked at the fruit knife around his neck in horror: "But the concubine can't do it!"

　　"Hey~~" Lu Zhanbo was frightened: "I...I called my sister to save you, don't panic."

　　"My body will be cold when she comes." Yu Ziye said in pain, "Is there any other way?"

　　With someone holding a knife around his neck, Yu Ziye really couldn't calm down: "A... Auntie, you... what are you doing?"

　　"I said it was Shang Fang's sword, but Yifei didn't believe it." Zhan Bo's aunt smiled and said, "So let me try to see if it's true."

　　"No... No, Yifei is not here."

　　"Okay, now it's your turn to chase me." Aunt Lu Zhanbo suddenly put the knife in Yu Ziye's hand and ran away.

　　"Ah, help! Killed."

　　"..."

　　This time, Yu Ziye was completely stunned. He remembered this situation, but he was struggling between life and death just now. A knife was dangling around his neck. He didn't dare to bet that she wouldn't shake her hands. Now that I think about it, I feel fortunate, but also have a headache.

　　"Zhan Bo, did you forget to give your aunt some medicine?"

　　Looking at Aunt Lu Zhanbo who was running around in the room, Yu Ziye's heart was also a little broken.

　　"What medicine do you want to take?"

　　"..."

　　"What are you doing?"

　　At this time, Yi Fei just came back. He heard someone calling for help at the corner. When he walked in, a woman was running around in the house, and Yu Ziye was holding a knife in his hand.

　　"Sister, you're finally back, my aunt was going to kill me just now."

　　"Ah?" Yifei was stunned, looked at the woman who was running around, looked closely, wasn't this her aunt?He patted his forehead involuntarily: "Didn't I hide all the knives? How did she find it?"

　　"Ghost knows." Yu Ziye returned the knife to Yifei and shook his head speechlessly.

　　Looking back, I was startled again: "Ho~ Zi Qiao, what's your situation? You can only be a beggar?"

　　I saw that Lu Ziqiao's clothes had become one by one, there were still some paw prints on his body, his body had a sour odor, he was still limping when he walked, and there was a lump of black green on his face. At this moment, he was standing there with a sad face. .

　　"Oh~ it's nothing." Yifei explained calmly: "I hit my face when I hit the car, and then the sewer exploded and splashed, but fortunately he blocked it for me, otherwise I would have to be splashed, and then when I came back It was treated as poop by the dogs in the community and chased for several laps."

　　"So miserable?" Lu Zhanbo looked at Lu Ziqiao with sympathy.

　　Yu Ziye looked at Yifei with a playful look: "Yifei, believe me now?"

　　"Hmph, I'll believe it unless you show me the whole one." Yifei curled his lips in disdain, still not believing what he said: "Stop talking nonsense, Zhanbo, where's the medicine from the hospital? Let my aunt eat it and send her to her. go back!"

　　"Oh oh~~"

　　I have to say, as soon as Yifei came back, Lu Zhanbo became calmer, maybe because he was used to being protected by this sister, he always had an inexplicable peace of mind!

　　As for Lu Ziqiao?No one paid any attention to him anymore, he was just suspected of being mentally ill, but this one was definitely mentally ill.

　　The people were given uniforms, and then sent back, after a day of tossing, and finally sent back.

　　We really don't understand the world of the mentally ill. After chasing for a long time, we finally caught it. As a result, people thought you were playing hide-and-seek with her, and Yu Ziye was stunned.

　　After resting, Yu Ziye asked Yifei, "Do you want to take Lu Ziqiao to see a psychiatrist tomorrow?"

　　"Look, why didn't you look?" Yifei believed in evidence, although she suspected that Lu Ziqiao was lying to them, but she wanted to know the truth more: "If you are really sick, we should find out early and treat them early. If he's really lying to me, he'll be dead."

　　At this time, Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know what kind of person Lu Ziqiao was, so she made such a decision very simply. In another month or two, Yifei's sense of Lu Ziqiao would definitely change dramatically. . .

Chapter 25

　　This time, Yu Ziye didn't persuade him. She was right. Yu Ziye could be sure that he was a liar, but neither Yifei nor Zeng Xiaoxian could be sure.

　　I dare not say anything else, they are qualified as bad friends, and they are also qualified as friends.

　　It's just that Yu Ziye didn't follow him the next day, but after returning, Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian's expressions were very wrong. Obviously this time it was absolutely confirmed.

　　"It just doesn't make sense." Yi Fei didn't forget to let out an angry roar when she came back.

　　In addition to his gloomy face, Zeng Xiaoxian was also a little guilty. Seeing that Yifei didn't say anything else, he was relieved.

　　"So, what are you going to do?" Yu Ziye said excitedly.

　　He thought it was funny when he was watching TV at the time, but at this time he found it very uncomfortable.

　　Ever since Lu Ziqiao was taken care of by Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian, that's called an uncle even more than an uncle!Even if the toilet is not flushed, the suite was messed up, and it would be dreadful to take a look at it, not to mention the half-dead Mika who was mad at him.

　　"I have an idea, come here, I'll tell you."

　　Yi Fei came up with his idea of ​​electric shock therapy, and Yu Ziye shrugged: "I won't go, he has already received retribution, I wish you all a good time, hehe."

　　Then. . .The next morning, Yu Ziye was woken up by a scream.

　　This made his head explode. Is it so difficult for him to sleep in?After the wedding, he hadn't slept all day long.

　　Either he was pulled up by someone, or he was woken up by various people. He kind of misses those times when he slept sixteen hours a day.

　　After a while, Lu Ziqiao finally calmed down after being rectified by Yifei, Meijia and Zeng Xiaoxian.

　　Thanks to Hongfu this time, Lu Ziqiao's face and face were completely recognized. Anyway, they would never believe his nonsense so easily.

　　Sometimes Yu Ziye thinks about the great philosophical question of 'who am I, where am I, and what am I going to do', and then think about it, when I wanted to write something, my thinking went wrong.

　　It was still the same that day. Yu Ziye was biting the pen, and after making a pot of gold, he bought a better computer and monitor. It turned out that the notebook left by this guy was too rubbish. Besides writing the script, he could only write the script.

　　As a result, when I was not careful, I saw a movie recommendation, subconsciously clicked in and watched it for two hours.

　　After watching it, Yu Ziye felt sick: "Damn, I have seen this movie, why am I still attracted to Mao?"

　　Yu Ziye felt a little chilly. He understood that the screenwriter would subconsciously study a good movie when he saw a good movie. Can he not affect him so much at that time?

　　"Ah, so annoying, another morning wasted."

　　Yu Ziye watched a movie about the plot in his mind, but he forgot all about it. In desperation, he had to go out for a walk first to clear his mind.

　　When I came to the bar, I ordered something and sat down. Yifei saw his depressed look and couldn't help laughing: "What's wrong with you? We've encountered a bottleneck again."

　　"Too depraved." Yu Ziye couldn't help muttering to himself: "Do you know my current state?"

　　"What's your status?"

　　"There is no upper limit on food intake and no lower limit on grades; if social interaction is unsuccessful, slackers still look forward to the peak; people are ugly but they still look good, and few friends prefer to stay at home; singles are always hypocritical, and they are self-willed without money. It's too difficult for me to go to the whole middle school."

　　"Pfft~" Yifei couldn't help but laugh and her waist straightened up: "You know, why don't you change it?"

　　"I think so too! But the strength doesn't allow it!" Yu Ziye was very painful: "I cast another script in the past few days, but I didn't even have a wave, obviously I wrote it well! Why is there no one? Want it!"

　　"These days, it's not because you write well that someone wants it." Yifei comforted, although she always felt that Yu Ziye didn't need comfort at all. . .

　　"Hehehe~"

　　Yifei suddenly put down the phone, and then directly changed the subject: "Hey, by the way, I asked you something!"

　　"go ahead!"

　　"I'm learning to cook recently, but I didn't expect to learn what to cook first. What do you think is the best thing you've eaten these years?"

　　"The best thing to eat?" Yu Ziye pondered, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "I see, the best thing to eat is the first bucket of instant noodles after being hungry."

　　"..." Yi Fei's face suddenly froze, and she said uncomfortably, "You're only as good as this? What do you think is the most unpalatable?"

　　"Second bucket of instant noodles."

　　"..."

　　Yi Fei was speechless, but this special meow was not the result she wanted!It seemed that Yu Ziye couldn't count on her, so she could only ask others.

　　But who to ask?

　　By the way, you can ask Wan Yu, this is a snack food, and asking her must be rewarding.