My Apartment Life

　　"But my dad told me she went to Narnia and ended up living a happy life."

　　"In a sense, this place is indeed very happy." Yu Ziye touched his chin and analyzed: "At least this place has food to eat, a place to live, and there is no need to work, and it is even carefree. Without her happiness, hey, let’s not talk about it, I want to go in all that is said.”

　　Yu Ziye burst into bitter tears, you said how wonderful and wonderful childhood was, but the back of the schoolbag person was bent.

　　"Let's play." Yifei pushed Yu Ziye away helplessly, and said calmly, "Do you really believe in the nonsense that your dad made up to coax you? Can't you tell which ones are real and which ones are fictitious? "

　　Yu Ziye complained silently: "The world is so big that there are so many things that I don't dare to shoot some TV dramas, but there are in reality."

　　"For example? Let's hear it." Yi Fei was very dissatisfied with Yu Ziye's dismantling, and couldn't help rolling his eyes.

　　"For example, a woman gives birth to twins, but the child's father finds out that one is biological and the other is not biological. Another example is a woman who is walking on the road and the child is born."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　Yifei said painfully, "Where did you read the news? I've never heard of it before. Read less jokes and read more newspapers. No wonder you are being deceived."

　　"This is really not a joke." Yu Ziye spread out his hands helplessly, he knew that these guys wouldn't believe what they said, and he wouldn't believe it if he hadn't seen it in the news, and it was on a hot search.

　　"Ah~" Yifei waved her hand helplessly: "I don't care whether it's true or false, but it doesn't seem to have much to do with what we're talking about, but this is obviously just to coax you, you can just believe it when you were young. , such a big man, you still believe in it, you don't know how to distinguish it yourself?"

　　"Why didn't I tell the difference? But since Dad told me that my aunt went to Narnia, I haven't seen her again. I only talked to her on the phone. How can I tell the difference!"

　　This answer sounded normal, and Yi Fei nodded with relief, at least it was a bit of a thinking ability.

　　Seeing Lu Zhanbo's blushing face, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help interrupting him: "Okay, Zhanbo, if you have such weird thoughts in the future, I won't blame you again."

　　Lu Zhanbo was taken aback by Zeng Xiaoxian's words: "Wait a minute, didn't you say that I will inherit this disease too?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian also pretended to hug Lu Zhanbo regretfully, frightening him half to death.

　　"Ah~ brother, I can be sure that you are [-]% normal."

　　"Depression doesn't seem to be hereditary, right? And even if it is inherited, is it related to you for half a dime? Your father doesn't." Yu Ziye said calmly: "Wait a minute, Yifei, is your aunt suffering from depression? ?"

　　"It doesn't seem to be." Yifei obviously didn't understand their aunt's condition very well: "We were still young at that time, and my dad didn't tell us in detail. Anyway, there is a tendency to violence."

　　"So, this disease has nothing to do with me?" Lu Zhanbo felt a little relieved, but fortunately he didn't tend to be violent.

　　"That may be the case." Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to think that it was not enough to scare Lu Zhanbo, so he said maliciously: "The book says that violent tendencies are only one aspect. There are several symptoms in this situation. For example, if you look at this, there may be delusions. Symptoms, thinking about something cluttered, or, possibly, slow amnesia."

　　"You checked it on Baidu, right?" Yu Ziye complained: "Don't you know that when you check a disease on Baidu, cancer started? Look, do you think you have brain cancer later?"

　　"No! I saw it in the book. If you don't believe me, see for yourself. That's what it says."

　　Lu Zhanbo quickly grabbed it and glanced at it. Sure enough, it was clearly written in black and white: "It's over, I'll just say it! I just often forget important things."

　　"Don't take the same seat, okay?" Yifei really can't do anything about this gifted child. Everyone tries so hard to comfort him that he doesn't have any illness. Why does this guy always want to take his illness on himself!

　　He won't feel embarrassed to meet people if he hasn't been sick!

　　"So far." Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to be addicted to the game, and wanted to continue talking, but was stunned by Yifei, and immediately swallowed the following words.

　　But Lu Zhanbo seemed to be frightened: "I will do push-ups non-stop, or move the parking space endlessly. Last night, I fantasized that I was a white fox running in the rain, sister, do you think I am true? sick?"

　　"I don't read much, don't lie to me, aren't the first two of you obsessive-compulsive disorder?" Yu Ziye replied weakly: "As for the latter one... I still fantasize about a vixen coming to me! Hehehehe~~"

　　"Hum hum ha ha ha~" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed loudly: "The white fox you dreamed about last night was not the same, right?"

　　Yu Ziye's smile froze: "I tell you Teacher Zeng, as a screenwriter, I must have this kind of imagination, but if you disgust my imagination, I will kill you and me. You speak.".

Chapter 22

　　"Cut~~"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian pouted and didn't dare to continue talking, and he didn't have the mind to frighten Lu Zhanbo. This guy is really innocent like a child. He believes whatever you say. No, after being scared to death by Zeng Xiaoxian, he decided to go see his aunt. , by the way, take people over to live for a while.

　　There was nothing Yifei could do about it, so she just went with him, but for safety, she called the mental hospital and made sure that her aunt's condition was relatively stable during this time, and then Yifei let it go. Lu Zhanbo is fooling around.

　　The next morning, Yu Ziye was sleeping well in his room, but Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei woke up early in the morning.

　　With two dark circles under his eyes, he said painfully, "What the hell are you doing! I slept so late last night~"

　　"Did you steal chicken again last night?" Yifei asked impatiently.

　　"You take care of me!"

　　"Stop talking nonsense." Yifei explained calmly: "We decided to give Ziqiao a feeling of care from his roommate and let him regain his confidence. You can also help."

　　"Care for the mentally handicapped?"

　　"Tsk." Yifei gave Yu Ziye a dissatisfied look: "Hey, we decided to try to satisfy Ziqiao's wishes in the past few days, so that he can understand that there is still warmth in this world."

　　"What about you? I also need the world's care, why don't you fulfill my wish? I was so noisy last night by Lu Ziqiao that I couldn't sleep, and that madman was still yelling at [-] o'clock in the middle of the night, why are you cheering for the national football team? , what is there to cheer against against the JPZ women's football team?"

　　"Then are you going?"

　　"Go, it won't end well for those who lie to me. Not only will I give him enough care today, but I will also give him the best of luck with the beatings of society." Yu Ziye gritted his teeth and said these words, watching Zeng Xiaoxian beat him. A shiver shuddered.

　　Yifei said impatiently, "Can you stop talking about this? What happened to the kid who lied to you yesterday?"

　　"It seems that I was bitten by a dog in the community." Yu Ziye thought about it, and when he went downstairs yesterday, he seemed to hear someone discussing.

　　As soon as these words came out, Zeng Xiaoxian was even more afraid, and laughed a few times: "Hehehe~ What, let's continue!"

　　"I'm going to make a big meal for Ziqiao to try. Hehehe, I guarantee that he can feel the warmest care in the world." Yu Ziye laughed a few times.

　　Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian asked in surprise, "You still cook?"

　　"How many men can't cook these days!" Yu Ziye said calmly: "I didn't do it before, I didn't have the energy to do it, but now! It's still possible."

　　"Then don't talk nonsense, hurry up!"

　　Been busy for a while, okay!In fact, there is nothing busy. Yifei's so-called warmth is to buy him some fruit, and then take Lu Zhanbo's game console and lend it to Lu Ziqiao to play.

　　Anyway, in that scene, Yu Ziye was about to die of embarrassment. Lu Ziqiao recited a few paragraphs of Sun's lyrics and turned Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei around.

　　That afternoon, Mika quarreled with Lu Ziqiao again about not flushing the toilet, and happened to be bumped by Yifei.

　　In the evening, Yu Ziye came out of the kitchen, stretched out, walked to 3601, and saw that Yifei had no idea what information was missing on the Internet, Yu Ziye said calmly: "Yifei, I'm going to transfer half a bottle of Coke now, this morning. I bought it, I only drank half of it, and there was still a lot of gas in it, and I didn’t want to drink it after that. It’s been in the refrigerator today, and it’s still [-]% new on the outside. Do you want to buy it? I’ll sell it to you at a cheap price.”

　　"Are you short of money?"

　　"It's old."

　　Yi Fei sighed and glanced at him while holding her chin: "I know I'm short of money and still don't look for a job? What's the use of working at home every day in a hurry?"

　　"I don't want to either! Writing the script is not a matter of one or two days. Also, last time you helped Zhanbo pick up the girl's meal, you haven't reimbursed me yet! You didn't give me the oil you promised."

　　"..."

　　"Can you stop talking about oil? What do you keep the money in your card for? Just take it out and use it. You guy who has money every month, you actually cry poor with me?" Yi Fei was very helpless. Aren't you busy going around in circles?Don't tell anyone: "Do you know where there is a reliable psychiatrist? I thought about it and decided that it would be better to take Ziqiao to see a psychiatrist."

　　"Hehe~" Yu Ziye leaned on the sofa and didn't want to speak: "You can pull it down! How could I know where there is a psychiatrist? I haven't seen it, but you have to ask Teacher Zeng, he should know."

　　"Oh? Yes, he went to see it."

　　Yu Ziye didn't know when Lu Ziqiao's retribution would come, so he simply said, "Don't hold out too much hope. As I said, what he said was seriously inconsistent with what was written on his condition."

　　Yi Fei sighed helplessly: "I didn't tell you, even if Zi Qiao was okay, but what we heard at the time was true, and this matter was true, shouldn't it be to comfort him?"

　　"You don't know what's going on, so you said it shouldn't be?" Yu Ziye was very surprised. Didn't he say that Guan Gu and Mei Jia were also innocent?It seems to have said it!It's just that this person is preconceived and thinks this is true, so there is a later inference. . . .

Chapter 23

　　"Why don't I know the situation?" Yifei said calmly: "Look, you said that the person who lied to you will not end well. He has no accident now, doesn't this mean that he has no problems at all?"

　　"Maybe it's not time yet!" Yu Ziye said weakly.

　　Despite this, Yu Ziye still didn't have much confidence in such a mysterious thing, mainly because after this woman molested him, he didn't end up too badly, and Yu Ziye felt a little pain in the ass.

　　"Che, if you're late for things like justice, is that still called justice? Have you watched poisonous chicken soup with others and misinterpreted the meaning of the sentence 'justice may be late, but never absent'?"

　　"I didn't say it was justice!"

　　"Who said the righteous sanctions?"

　　"I don't know, I haven't heard of it, and I haven't said it." Yu Ziye denied Sanlian, but he really didn't say it.

　　Yifei closed the phone and grabbed the handbag next to her: "Okay, stop talking nonsense, let's go! Call Zeng Xiaoxian, doesn't he know a psychiatrist? Now take Ziqiao to see it."

　　"right now?"

　　"This kind of thing can't be delayed, it's better to hurry up." Yifei explained that if it was an onlooker who didn't know the truth, maybe they would really believe Lu Ziqiao's nonsense because of Yifei's actions.

　　"Wait a minute, let me drink the Coke first, how many cents can the bottle be sold!"

　　"..."

　　Not wanting to pay attention to Yu Ziye's neuropathy, Yifei found Zeng Xiaoxian somewhere, learned the address of the psychiatrist he went to see, and drove out there.

　　It's just that Yu Ziye didn't sit with them when he went out.

　　"It's better for me to take a taxi. Maybe your car will fall into the sewer halfway. It's safer for me to take a taxi by myself."

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian's heart was cold when he said this, he glanced at his gray Xiali, and said angrily: "You will fall into the sewer. I'm an old driver who has been driving for several years. Driving is more stable than your sleep."

　　"I haven't slept well recently. Anyone can interrupt me. If I hadn't slept enough and didn't have the air to wake up, you would have no idea of ​​which river bottom I should be at."

　　Yu Ziye complained casually, stopped a taxi next to him, asked Zeng Xiaoxian's address, and drove away by himself.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to bring Lu Ziqiao and Yifei to catch up.

　　However, when he arrived at the address, Yu Ziye found that the three of them didn't follow him. He couldn't help but called Yifei: "Hey, Yifei, how long will it take you to arrive?"

　　"It can't be reached, it's stranded."

　　"Stranded...stranded." Yu Ziye was dumbfounded and glanced at the weather above his head, nothing was wrong!The sun was shining: "You drove the car as a boat and drove it into the river?"

　　"What river?" Yi Fei was obviously full of anger now, and she spoke in a rush: "Zeng Xiaoxian, that waste material, can't drive, don't you know if you don't want to give way? He hit the sewer directly next to him. already."

　　"..." Yu Ziye asked weakly, "Are you all right?"

　　"I'm fine, but Zeng Xiaoxian will be fine soon."

　　There was not only a frantic voice from Yifei, but also all kinds of quarrels. Even Yu Ziye could vaguely hear the discussions of passersby.