My Apartment Life

　　Lu Zhanbo had just recovered from Yu Ziye and Yifeisa's dog food, and then he was a little confused by Yifei's question. In a hurry, he made a random excuse.

　　"Can you blog on paper?"

　　"Hehehe, saving electricity!" Lu Zhanbo laughed awkwardly.

　　Yifei doesn't bother to care about his madness. For her, if Lu Zhanbo is normal one day, it will be abnormal: "By the way, Valentine's Day is coming, do you have any plans? Just while we are here, we can to help you with reference.”

　　"What's the plan??"

　　"Don't fool me." Yifei seems to be a little dissatisfied with Lu Zhanbo for hiding her from her: "Last time you stood up for Wan Yu, even a fool can see it, now you have dribbled the ball into the penalty area, and you are close to the door. , I have experience in chasing girls, and Valentine's Day is the best opportunity."

　　"You also have experience in chasing girls?" Before Lu Zhanbo could speak, Yu Ziye said with a smile, "Tell me, Yifei, how many young ladies have you chased?"

　　"..."

　　Yifei twisted Yu Ziye's arm: "Don't you know that only girls understand the thoughts of girls? Wan Yu and I are good sisters anyway, so I don't know her thoughts?"

　　After Yifei finished speaking, she began to teach Lu Zhanbo a lesson: "Let me tell you! Valentine's Day gift giving is a 'success is also Xiao He, failure is also Xiao He' method, if the gift is delivered, it can definitely be green light all the way, if the gift is not delivered, not only It won't work, it's just the opposite.

　　Xiaobai downstairs is a typical example. The guy chased after the girl for seven years, but he gave the wrong gift on Valentine's Day. The hormones that the girl finally aroused turned into cholesterol in an instant. "

　　Yu Ziye said speechlessly: "That can only mean that the girl doesn't like Xiaobai, but the girl is a perceptive creature. It happened that Xiaobai created a romantic atmosphere, so the girl was moved, but the gift did not meet her expectations. So it destroys the atmosphere, can people refuse it?

　　With such a relationship, it is estimated that even if they are together, they will break up. Yifei, don't scare Zhanbo, otherwise, what if he is so courageous that he is so scared back by you? "

　　"Oh~" Yifei blinked: "I'm sorry! I'm just giving an example, what Ziye said just now is indeed a very important aspect, but it also explains the importance of giving gifts! In case this gift The straw that broke the camel's back?"

　　"So, what gift did he give?" Lu Zhanbo's curiosity was already hooked, and he was rejected if he could give a gift.

　　"That big idiot, you said to send flowers on Valentine's Day! Or some lipstick or something! He wants to send a poem, what age is this? Some people send poems, this thing is more than roses If you want to waste it, you can't eat it or watch it, and you can set off the atmosphere. Moreover, the most important thing is that the poems written by this guy are so stupid, can other girls refuse?"

　　Yu Ziye wanted to refute Yifei's words that he couldn't send poems, but when he heard the following words, he had nowhere to refute: "Then in your opinion, what would Wan Yu like?"

　　"I think so! You..." Yifei just wanted to turn around and continue to give Lu Zhanbo advice, but found that Lu Zhanbo turned around and lowered his head, not knowing what he was doing, as if he didn't listen to them at all: "What are you doing?"

　　"...".

Chapter 212

　　"I'm here to teach you to chase girls! If you don't listen in get out of class, you have to ask me how I did it after class." Yi Fei tapped on the table, as if the class teacher was in class.

　　Yu Ziye coughed and said, "Yifei, you're not teaching students first, you have to pay attention. If Zhan Erxue is stupid, wouldn't it be miserable?"

　　"That's stupid enough, how else can you be so stupid?" Yifei rolled her eyes: "Zhanbo, what about you! What are you doing?"

　　"I... I'm in an origami plane." Lu Zhanbo laughed awkwardly: "Hahaha~"

　　"Paper planes?" Yi Fei touched her head, playing with her heart: "I haven't played for a long time, give it to me, I'll help you fly."

　　"Hey, hey~" Lu Zhanbo shouted twice, but he didn't stop Yifei, and was thrown out by Yifei. Lu Zhanbo covered his face, feeling his head hurt, Yu Ziye touched his nose speechlessly: "Yifei , littering is immoral."

　　Yifei was stunned for a moment, then gave Yu Ziye a dissatisfied look: "If you don't say how others know? Let's go! Zhanbo."

　　"Where?"

　　"Of course I'm looking for Wan Yu." Yifei said calmly, "I tell you, everyone expects different gifts, some want a lipstick that looks like a death Barbie powder, and some want a good-looking set. Some people may just need you to take her to eat a bowl of Mala Tang, so you have to find the right medicine and find out what she wants with Wan Yu through a side-by-side approach."

　　After saying that, Yifei took a special look at Yu Ziye, and Yu Ziye touched his nose. Is this a hint?All right!As if she was hinting.

　　Lu Zhanbo was a little tangled in his heart, should he follow - go!

　　All right!In fact, there is no need for him to struggle, Yifei said and dragged him downstairs directly.Yifei seemed to know that Wan Yu was at the bar downstairs, so she went straight to the bar.

　　At the door, she saw Wan Yu sitting on the sofa in the bar reading a magazine, and Yi Fei was overjoyed: "Look, the magazines Wan Yu reads now are all Valentine's Day columns, you go ask her, remember, it must be hidden. "

　　Lu Zhanbo nodded and agreed, Yu Ziye was speechless: "I said, Yifei, are you sure Zhanbo can handle it?"

　　"Just asking for a gift. I can't figure it out, so why are you chasing Wan Yu? Hurry back home and rebuild it."

　　"Wan Yu, what gift do you want?" As soon as Yifei finished speaking, Lu Zhanbo asked Wan Yu directly and slapped Yifei fiercely.

　　Yifei took a deep breath: "Okay! I take back what I just said, this genius."

　　Yu Ziye thought for a while: "Yi Fei, I think the one I used on our first date would be good, why don't you tell Zhan Bo directly?"

　　"First date?" Yifei thought for a while, then suddenly remembered: "Oh, you said you made me a wingman, but the time you wanted to join me? Well, that's really a good idea, but, I forget."

　　"..."

　　Fortunately, Lu Zhanbo actually knew how to use himself as a shield, saying that he wanted to give it to Yifei.

　　The result was good. It was true that Wan Yu's words came out, a coat, and a necklace. Lu Zhanbo wanted to ask a standard answer, but Wan Yu himself couldn't make up his mind.

　　Yi Fei had no choice but to pull Yu Ziye out, and she was speechless anyway.

　　Seeing Yifei, Wan Yu suddenly became excited: "Hey, Feifei, if it were you, which would you choose? Coat, or necklace."

　　"I choose neither, I choose chocolate."

　　"But chocolates are given to boys by girls! Oh, I see, you want to give chocolates to Ziye, right?" Wan Yu looked at Yifei jokingly.

　　Yifei knew that she couldn't hide it from Yu Ziye, so she admitted it generously: "Yes! I have been preparing since last week, and I will definitely be able to do it this time."

　　"You don't even know how to cook, but you can still make chocolate?" Yu Ziye complained, even if he didn't know Yifei's chocolate making process, but he didn't believe her cooking skills.

　　"You have to trust me." Yifei comforted Yu Ziye, although she was really tricky in cooking: "Cooking is different from making chocolate. I have confidence in myself."

　　"The most terrifying thing is the confidence of honey." Yu Ziye said weakly.

　　"What did you say?"

　　"It's nothing, nothing." Yu Ziye shook his head, if he told the truth at this moment, maybe he would be killed by Yifei, and he didn't have to wait for this chocolate.

　　As soon as Yu Ziye finished speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian also walked in from the outside: "Hey, what are you talking about? Hey, Ziye, are you back?"

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　　"Oh, Feifei said she wanted to make chocolate for midnight." Wan Yu said casually.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian frowned: "Wow, what did you do in the middle of the night to be sorry for you? Are you going to poison him?"

　　"..." Yi Fei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a murderous face, but Lu Zhanbo followed suit: "Don't, Mr. Zeng, the chocolate my sister makes can be poisonous, and the poison must look very attractive before anyone can eat it. The first time I saw my sister's chocolate, good guy..."

　　Lu Zhanbo didn't say anything after that, but Yifei was completely black, and Yu Ziye almost couldn't help laughing. If he laughed, maybe Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Zhanbo would be killed.

　　"Oh, I see, you didn't want to poison him, you wanted to scare him to death, right?"

 …

　　Yifei said unhappily, "You two are looking for a lottery, right? I'll have to make it today for you to see."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Yu Ziye with some sympathy: "Ziye, don't worry, after this Valentine's Day is over, I will definitely buy you the biggest coffin, and I will give you all the money for your funeral."

　　"..." Yu Ziye was also shot while lying down, a little speechless: "Hey, did I provoke you? Are you going to curse me to death?"

　　"But if you eat the chocolate made by Yifei, you will never survive!" Zeng Xiaoxian said innocently, thinking that Yu Ziye was dead.

　　Yu Ziye twitched the corners of his mouth: "You can't think of something good? For example, Yifei failed to make chocolate, so I can't eat it, or, Mr. Zeng, you accidentally ate the chocolate as a cookie, so you died. ,I'm alive?"

　　"..." Yifei's head was full of black lines: "You guys, will the chocolate I make definitely kill people?"

　　Yu Ziye's words made her completely annoyed and angry: "If you don't eat it, you won't eat it. If it's a big deal, I will let others try it." Yifei saw Guan Gu who had just come over: "Guan Gu, I have decided that you will be my chocolate maker. Are you excited to try it in the first round?"

　　"I think it's scaring the urine, hum hum ha ha ha~" Zeng Xiaoxian tried frantically on the verge of death, but facing Yi Fei, who was almost unable to control the fierce light on his face, he swallowed and made a zipper gesture, closed his mouth.So.

Chapter 213

　　"Hehe, I'm sorry! I'm not in the mood to joke." Guan Gu didn't seem to be in a good mood. Zeng Xiaoxian arranged him like this, but he wasn't angry, but his face was not very good.

　　Wan Yu asked in surprise: "What's the matter? Guan Gujun? Are you still writing your homework for the Chinese class?"

　　"Oh, isn't it just an essay? It hasn't been written yet!" Zeng Xiaoxian sighed.

　　Yifei looked at Yu Ziye in a daze, thought he didn't know, and explained to Yu Ziye: "Oh, Guan Gu signed up for a Chinese class before, and the class started a few days ago, this essay should be his work."

　　Yifei explained to Yu Ziye in a low voice, and Guan Gu also followed: "It was really impossible to write at first, but maybe it was my sincere prayer that moved God, and a paper plane flew in from the window."

　 　"Paper airplane?" Lu Zhanbo felt a little pained when he heard it. He felt that the paper airplane was his own.

　　"Yes." Guan Gu didn't care about Lu Zhanbo's doubts, but said silently: "After I opened it, there was a poem in it, and I copied it."

　　"Then what did your teacher say?" Lu Zhanbo was looking forward to it. This was written by him. Of course, he hoped that someone could evaluate it!

　　"Failed." Guan Gu said angrily.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian twitched the corners of his mouth, but still wanted to comfort Guan Gu: "It's okay, Guan Gu, maybe some elementary school student folded a paper airplane flying around, don't worry about it."

　　However, this is not what Guan Gu is obviously unhappy about: "I'm not saying this, the main thing is that the teacher actually took my poem as a negative teaching material and read it once in the class, and after [-] seconds, this poem was called by a teacher. YMJ classmates spread it on the Internet, and also appeared on the hot search."

　　"What's the name? Let me see." Zeng Xiaoxian took out his phone.

　　"Lonely root number three." Guan Gu reported his name.

　　Yifei was a little puzzled: "areyou, are you sure this is a poem?"

　　"Lonely root number three? It's really a poem, and it's a love poem." Yu Ziye next to him said silently, Yifei seemed to see a sentence in his eyes: 'Get out of the way, I'm going to start pretending Forced': "I'm afraid, I will always be that lonely square root three, three, what a wonderful number in itself..."

　　As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian found the hot post, Yu Ziye memorized the whole article, and everyone who heard it was stunned.

　　"How do you know the full text? Could it be that you wrote this?" Yifei asked in surprise.

　　The expression on Lu Zhanbo's face was even uglier than crying, and he was screaming wildly in his heart: I wrote this, I wrote it.

　　Yu Ziye pouted: "Don't be funny, okay? Guan Gu, your teacher Zhencai is still laughing at you. This is written by a professor at Carnegie Mellon University. He is ignorant and laughs at others? The next time you are in class? , you hit him directly."

　　"This professor is probably teaching computers or mathematics, right?" Yifei asked silently.

　　"Yes, a professor of computing."

　　"I knew it." Yifei sighed: "This poem has that kind of style at first glance."

　　"Why do you know this? Oh, do you want to write this poem to Yifei?" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled slyly.

　　Yu Ziye rolled his eyes: "Of course not, I got it when I was watching the drama. Someone in the drama "The Adventure of the Fortress 2" used this poem to confess."

　　Of course, it was impossible for Yu Ziye to tell them that he had read the love apartment and then checked the source of this poem. Indeed, this poem is actually not famous. If it was all right, who would pay attention to this?

　　"So, this poem isn't that bad anymore?" Guan Gu suddenly regained his confidence.

　　"Yes!" Yu Ziye shrugged: "I'll tell you! Don't believe it, someone must have seen it online, and someone will come out and prove it for you."