My Apartment Life

　　"But most of them don't know, and those who know will be overwhelmed." Zeng Xiaoxian handed over the phone: "Look, there are indeed one or two people who have read this poem, but they were all laughed at and ignored."

　　"It doesn't matter." Yu Ziye waved his hand: "Those people on the Internet are just making fun, tomorrow Guan Gu, when you go to school, you can face your classmates directly, and when they laugh at you, you laugh at you fiercely. They have a meal."

　　"It's all classmates, isn't that good?" Guan Gu's heart was still quite harmonious.

　　"What's wrong? Everyone's stomping their noses in the face, and you still don't fight back?" Yifei is a typical violent temper, and after a little bit of substitution, she naturally exploded: "Guan Gu, listen to me, when the time comes Laughing at them fiercely, and also laughing at the teacher by the way, is totally unreasonable..."

　　"That's right." At this moment, Yu Ziye and Yifei seemed to have reached a common front: "Everyone is just starting to learn Chinese, and the teacher should focus on encouraging and correcting whether they write well or not. In the end, the teacher laughed. Look at it. In Yifei, teachers who punish students by corporal punishment will be sued, the world is because of your kind of teacher, the word teacher is so popular and not respected so much, isn't it Teacher Zeng?"

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian, who was planning to watch a joke, was caught by Yu Ziye without hesitation, and his face darkened: "Do you have an opinion?"

　　"Pfft~" Wan Yu and Lu Zhanbo, who were filled with righteous indignation, laughed out loud.

　　No matter what the teacher is, it’s right that Yi Fei doesn’t like him anyway. Thinking about this Yi Fei makes you angry. It’s also a teacher who will be sued for corporal punishment. They teach knowledge. Why can you be so arrogant?This is unscientific. Obviously, my mother's education is much higher than yours, and my mother has paid a lot more than you.

　　Of course, Yifei didn't want to argue with him about this stuff, mainly because of the imbalance in her heart. Yifei comforted herself, because she was rectifying the name of 'teacher'.

　　Guan Gu was stunned by what he said, and he scratched his head unsteadily: "This seems to be a disadvantage for me! Why are you more excited than me?" 2.1

　　"Eh?" Yi Fei stiffened, then found a reason: "Our main purpose is to comfort you."

　　"Then thank you, I'm fine." Guan Gu was a little embarrassed, whether it was true or not, but he really felt better in his heart, and he wouldn't be as uncomfortable as before.

　　Guan Gu was in a better mood, although Yu Ziye and Yifei said this teacher was just like that, but he still had to continue his studies: "Then I'll go back first, and I have to make up for today's essays. I'll see if I can write it down."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian sighed: "Hey, these days, the competition is so great that Guan Gu will be laughed at for copying a poem."

　　"Does it have anything to do with competition?"

　　"I didn't say it's related! I just sighed."

　　"...".

Chapter 214

　　Valentine's Day is approaching, and it seems that everyone is busy. It's time to prepare a confession, a gift to prepare, but Yu Ziye is different, he is ready to die. . .

　　Of course, this bitch, Zeng Xiaoxian, gave him this, because Yifei has been preparing to make chocolate for the past two days. Zeng Xiaoxian thought that this must be the last Valentine's Day for Yu Ziye, so he specially gave it to Yu Ziye. Tablets of emetics, it is said that one at a time is accurate, and it is guaranteed to spit out after taking it.

　　Yifei just heard this, and stuffed it directly into Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth. After that, Zeng Xiaoxian vomited all night and almost collapsed from exhaustion.

　　This kind of thing will not be mentioned for the time being, Zeng Xiaoxian killed himself, no one can blame others, today is not Valentine's Day, Yu Ziye saw that Yifei was still busy making chocolates, so he simply went to prepare his own gifts, and then went back to the apartment to sit on the table and watch With Yifei busy.

　　Don't say, the process of making chocolate in the early stage, Yifei made a very similar one, if you don't know the production method 11 behind her, it's quite the same thing.

　　Yu Ziye looked at the thing in front of him, smelled it, it seemed to be really fragrant, he secretly grabbed one and ate one, hey, it is estimated that it will be spoiled by Yifei later, it is better to taste it now. .

　　"I'm going, you legend of the hungry wolf!" Yifei patted Yu Ziye's hand: "Fortunately, my cocoa beans have been baked."

　　"I won't eat it without baking!" Yu Ziye said weakly.

　　"Don't make trouble, sooner or later, it's yours, what's the hurry?" Yifei said dissatisfiedly: "It's not easy for me to fix these things. If you give me all of it, I have to do it again."

　　"I think this thing will be cremated, who said it was mine?" Yu Ziye was speechless, but he would rather be burned, otherwise he would have to eat dark chocolate again.

　　"Wow, what is it?! It's so fragrant!"

　　When Yi Fei was teaching Yu Ziye a lesson, Wan Yu came out of the room. As soon as she came out, she smelled the smell. Seeing the things on the table, she picked up the plate: "Is this cocoa bean? It smells so good!"

　　"Don't move." Yifei quickly stopped Wan Yu, she didn't understand, why people like to move when they smell the fragrance, do they rely on their hands to eat: "Everyone who goes through my chocolate making process, It needs to be disinfected."

　　"..."

　　Wan Yu smiled and said jokingly, "Feifei, did you wash your hands after you came out of the toilet just now?"

　　Yifei's whole person froze, obviously not. Fortunately, Zeng Xiaoxian came in from outside at this time, breaking Yifei's embarrassment: "Yo, what is so fragrant?"

　　"Zeng Xiaoxian, do you feel sick again?" Yifei said dissatisfiedly. In Yifei's heart, she had already beaten Zeng Xiaoxian as a bastard who brought down our family's 'little fish'.

　　Look at Yu Ziye in the past, no matter if it was dark food or anything, it was not good if it was not delicious, and he would patiently tell himself how to do it. As a result, since Zeng Xiaoxian often complained, Yu Ziye also learned it.

　　I haven't even made my own chocolate yet, and they all complained about it to death.

　　"Hey~" Zeng Xiaoxian shuddered when he thought of what happened last night: "I didn't say anything! Don't try to grab my handle and fix me."

　　Yu Ziye laughed and pouted helplessly: "Mr. Zeng, you have to find a reason for Yifei to fix it. As long as a woman is angry, your breathing is wrong."

　　"Cough~" Zeng Xiaoxian scratched his head embarrassingly: "It's true, forget it, then I won't care about her like that. Come on, Midnight, I've prepared a gift for you, I promise you like it."

　　"Gift?" Before Yu Ziye could speak, Yi Fei responded, "I think you really never died. Do you have to let the old lady launch you into outer space before you stop, right?"

　　"Hey, hey~ A gentleman speaks and does not do anything!" Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly made a defensive move: "I kindly send a gift to Ziye, what's your business?"

　　"Hmph, that's what you said last night, and you gave me an emetic." Yifei crossed her hips and sneered, "I don't care about me, does my boyfriend still use you to protect me? Don't I? Do you know what to eat and what not to eat? If he eats it, he will die, will I let him eat it?"

　　"Why do I sound gay?" Yu Ziye complained, and quickly stopped Yifei: "Okay, Yifei, let Teacher Zeng finish the conversation, the things he took out were not normal, you can do it again. Killing him can be justified."

　　"That's it! Look, your family is very calm in the middle of the night." Zeng Xiaoxian finally continued to flip through his purse and took out a fire extinguisher from it: "Look, do you like it?"

　　"..."

　　Yi Fei was taken aback for a moment, while Yu Ziye was speechless, okay!I was so naive, I really thought it was a gift!The result is a promotion!

　　Yi Fei pouted: "What's the meaning of sending a fire extinguisher on Valentine's Day?"

　　Yu Ziye felt even more helpless after hearing this: "Do you really believe this is a gift? I think I have to pay for this gift."

　　"Hehe." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed slyly: "You can't say that, buying something for yourself is also a gift!"

　　"Damn, I really thought it was a gift!" Yifei sighed: "I said, when did you switch to pyramid schemes?"

　　"No!" Zeng Xiaoxian was also distressed. In fact, he also wanted to scold the subordinate household committee member 433: "This is a task assigned by the street household committee. If you ask me as the deputy director, I must lead by example."

　　"Is there a commission for this thing?" Yifei asked.

　　"Uh, am I like that? This is setting an example, how can I get benefits?"

　　"Heh, another idiot." Before Yi Fei spoke, Yu Ziye said calmly, "Now you can introduce any girlfriend you want to have a meal, but you still haven't gotten a commission for helping sell fire extinguishers."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian's head is full of black lines: "Who said there is no benefit? It's just that there is no commission. As long as I sell enough, I will be the director of the next subordinate household committee."

　　"Oh, it turned out to be PY trading! No wonder you are so serious, Teacher Zeng, I despise you."

　　"..."

　　Yi Fei and Wan Yu laughed outright with a snort. It was so domineering that it was very classy.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian's head is full of black lines. It's good to trade PY, and it's not good to be a fool. When your upper lip touches your lower lip, everything is what you said, right?

　　However, it's a promotion!If you want someone to buy your stuff, you should be a little wronged, so Zeng Xiaoxian smiled apologetically: "Hehehe~ Midnight! You can't say that, look! Buying a fire extinguisher is also a good thing!"

　　"...".

Chapter 215

　　"Don't pay attention to him, this guy will definitely be a lot of people when he becomes the director." Yifei stopped Yu Ziye, and specially arranged Zeng Xiaoxian, obviously very dissatisfied with Zeng Xiaoxian for bringing Yu Ziye down, women still hold grudges, even Yifei such a woman. . .

　　"Why am I so stupid?" Zeng Xiaoxian said dissatisfiedly, and looked at Yu Ziye: "Ziye, ignore her, look! It's not bad for you to be the director. What preferential policies will the apartment have in the future! Or What kind of activities, if I know about it, doesn't it mean that you know it too? This takes the lead!"

　　"It seems to make sense." Yu Ziye rubbed his chin, and if there was anything good in the apartment, they would know about it before the others: "Okay! I'll buy a bottle, how much is it for you?"

　　"Three hundred and eight."

　　"I'm going, you made it from gold?" Yu Ziye was full of black lines, he wanted benefits, but it didn't mean he was taking advantage of it: "Someone else's store only sells fifty, you're too stupid ?"

　　"Hey, how can this be the same? I am the latest carbon dioxide fire extinguisher. This is a life-saving thing, and the more expensive ones won't break!"

　　"No, no, I won't buy it!" Yu Ziye shook his head, comparing fifty and three hundred and eighth, the two are not at the same level. Expensive, it seems that you will have to take it easy in the future when dealing with people like you, otherwise you will still be counting the money when you sell it!"

　　Yifei looked at the two bargaining, and shook her head helplessly: "Zeng Xiaoxian, don't bother, you're afraid that this product will be cheated, even if you say something, he will admit it, and if it sells for fifty on the market, you can He said that he would buy it at fifty."

　　"I do have a way."

　　After Yifei finished speaking, Yu Ziye seemed to think of something and said a word.

　　"Tell me about it." Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Yu Ziye expectantly.

　　"That's it." Yu Ziye stretched out a finger: "You sell it to me for fifty, and then you make up the difference...¨..."

　　"Don't make trouble." Zeng Xiaoxian's head was full of black lines: "This money is not for me, if it is for me, I can sell it to you for forty, but I can't sell it, so I have to pay for it myself, right? "

　　Yu Ziye shook his head, with an expression of clothes that are not teachable: "Hey, Teacher Zeng, I thought you were a person with a big vision and a big vision! I didn't expect your vision to be so short-sighted, hey..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian blushed a little when Yu Ziye said, "Why am I so short-sighted?"

　　"Why not?" Yu Ziye said lightly, "Then let me ask you, what is your purpose of selling fire extinguishers?"

　　"Make money! No, I want to be the director of the subordinate household committee." Zeng Xiaoxian finally understood his real purpose: "But so what?"

　　"Idiot." Yu Ziye patted him on the shoulder: "Your purpose is to be a director, not to sell fire extinguishers to make money. You said, it's not good to be a director if you spend some money to sell fire extinguishers? Do something without paying for it. of?"

　　"Oh, you let me go through the back door!" Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly realized: "Who am I? Brother Xian! I can be the director even if I don't go through the back door."

　　"Then I can't help it. You want to sell it for three hundred and eighteen, unless you are a star. I have heard that some star sells a bunch of grilled skewers for tens of thousands on the street. You can also sell it if you have the ability. So many!" Yu Ziye spread his hands.

　　There are indeed a lot of bullies in this world, but you can't meet them. Zeng Xiaoxian is about to say that he is looking for bullies.

　　"I'm a public figure, why can't I?" Zeng Xiaoxian said quite narcissistically: "If you don't buy it, don't buy it! Ha~ I will never go through the back door."

　　Saying that, Zeng Xiaoxian turned to look at Wan Yu: "Hehe, Wan Yu..."

　　"Don't, Mr. Zeng, I think it's good for you to be the deputy director, hehe~" If it was fifty, Wan Yu would probably buy it, but for three hundred and eighty-one bottles, she really wasn't stupid.

　　"Don't! How come you don't have any awareness of the big picture!" Zeng Xiaoxian pretended to be pitiful, and Wan Yu's goosebumps fell when she saw it.

　　"Teacher Zeng, don't look at me like that. Three hundred and eighteen is really too expensive. How about fifty? So you have both the big picture and the consciousness?" Wan Yu asked weakly.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian's face darkened, could he not mention fifty?Also, if you really have a bad mouth, why do you think about the big picture!

　　"Forget it, I suddenly thought of a way, I can use my identity as a public figure to sell, hehe~ By the way, I can sign my name on it, in this case, let alone three hundred and eighty, four There are people buying all of them, and when they are snapped up by people, don't be envious~ Haha~"

　　Several people sighed and looked at the back of this guy running out narcissistically, hoping that he would not be hit by reality at that time.

　　But it shouldn't be, this guy's psychological tolerance is very high, otherwise he wouldn't even be able to accept his ex-girlfriend who has been wearing a green hat for six years.

　　Yifei ignored Zeng Xiaoxian and continued to make her own chocolate, stirring constantly in the bowl, not knowing what she was doing.

　　"...Yifei, can we discuss something?" Yu Ziye said as if to please Yifei.