My Apartment Life

　　"What's this?" Yifei explained calmly: "Others are stressed because they have parents' expectations, competition, and family responsibilities, but you are different. You are afraid that you won't be able to make money because you have too much rest."

　　Yu Ziye nodded, thoughtfully: "It makes sense."

　　The two were teasing from all over the world. At this time, Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu came over, went to the bar and ordered something, and also sat down next to them.

　　Lu Zhanbo knew that she also went for an interview today, and it seemed that she went to two companies today. He couldn't help asking curiously, "Wan Yu, how is your job search?"

　　"Not so good, why is it so difficult to find a job? It's been several months." Wan Yu was a little worried when she said this.

　　At first I thought it was easy to find a job, but after a few months of hitting a wall, I fully understood the difficulty of life.

　　Yu Ziye said calmly: "It's normal, I made the same mistake when I just graduated. I went out to look for a job with full confidence, but after looking for a job for more than three months, I couldn't even pay the rent. Hey, think about that time. , can be said to be the most difficult time!"

　　"How difficult can it be?" Yi Fei glanced at him.

　　"It was so difficult that I only spent more than [-] yuan for food a month." Yu Ziye said with a pained face.

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye understood Wan Yu's feelings, and said calmly, "But don't be discouraged, it's hard for you to find a job, in fact, some companies are also in a hurry, maybe one day you will meet such a company, and then you are lucky enough to enter. ?"

　　"But it's weird to recruit people in some places." Wan Yu thought for a while: "Just like I saw on an online recruitment today, they are recruiting swimming pool lifeguards, but the recruitment conditions are: drinkable."

　　"..." Yi Fei burst out with a smile: "Oh, it is estimated that when someone is found to be drowning, this swimming pool lifeguard needs to drink up the water in the swimming pool to achieve the purpose of saving people, haha~"

　　"Did you encounter such a requirement when you were looking for a job before!"

　　Yu Ziye thought for a while: "Yes, yes, but it's not so exaggerated. But there are a lot of people who are new to the recruitment requirements, and they usually find an excuse to refuse."

　　"How to refuse?"

　　"Well, for example, if someone asks you what job you used to do, then I'll answer him. I used to kill zombies."

　　Lu Zhanbo laughed: "How can there be zombies in this world?"

　　Yu Ziye shrugged: "Yes, the other party said the same, and then I will tell him: Otherwise, why do you think they don't exist."

　　"..."

　　The answer is fine.

　　Yifei sighed: "Forget it, Wan Yu, tell us what kind of job you want, and we can give you some attention."

　　"Hmm~" Wan Yu tilted her head in a cutesy way and thought for a while: "I want to work while sitting, because standing is easy to get tired."

　　"That's easy! There's a lot."

　　"It's better to stay close to home so it doesn't take too much time on the road."

　　"uh-huh."

　　"It's best not to show your face. If you attract bad people, it will be very troublesome."

　　Yifei smiled: "You're asking a lot, it's better that your boss is still an idiot, right?"

　　Wan Yu also followed with a smile, but she still wanted these requirements, which were actually not excessive requirements: "If you can still make money without going to work, that's even better."

　　Yifei shook her head and said to this request: I want it too!

　　This may be everyone's dream. You can make money without going to work, even if you only have enough food to pay the rent!

　　She had this dream of Wan Yu before, but it was in exchange for freedom. Unfortunately, Wan Yu ran out of it at once. She gave up this dream completely.

　　Wan Yu is still daydreaming!Zeng Xiaoxian also came out at this time, the whole person seemed to be constipated, and it was written on his face that I was very depressed, don't mess with me.

　　However, he is not Yifei after all, and there are still many people who dare to provoke him! .

Chapter 51

　　"Huh? Teacher Zeng, is there anything you're unhappy about? Tell us to make us happy!" Yifei asked excitedly, as if she didn't care about basing her happiness on his pain at all.

　　"Who else could it be? Judy! My phone editor." Zeng Xiaoxian ignored Yifei's words, but said the source of his pain: "Recently, her work is getting more and more outrageous."

　　"What did she do?" Lu Zhanbo asked curiously.

　　"The night before yesterday, I was still sleeping when a phone call suddenly came. Guess who it is?"

　　"Your phone editor?"

　　"No." Zeng Xiaoxian began to talk incessantly: "She is a beauty columnist named 'Meteor Bowknot', she promised me to write an autobiography for me, a story of romance on the radio."

　　As Zeng Xiaoxian spoke, his face became wretched again, and even Wan Yu couldn't stand it any longer, and asked dissatisfiedly, "Is it true or false?"

　　"Of course it's true." Zeng Xiaoxian started stammering again, as if it wasn't him who was angry just now: "As we all know, the listening rate of my show has been getting higher and higher recently, and there are advertising companies willing to accept endorsements! "

　　"What ad? A watch suit? Or a car?"

　　"If I can watch Teacher Zeng's show, I can't think of any commercials except for hypnosis." Yu Ziye complained: "Oh, there may be a haunted house advertising."

　　"..."

　　The corner of Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth twitched: "Don't interrupt, the point is not this, the point is, that columnist asked me to record all the programs as archives, so that she can use them as materials for writing books in the future, so I told her: No need at all. In this way, I am also serving the people.

　　Then she said: You are too modest, looking at so many radio hosts, you are the most selling one I have ever seen, so I finally asked me to record all the shows. . "

　　Yu Ziye stroked his chin and said calmly: "Art comes from life, and it is higher than life. According to Teacher Zeng's description just now, and then according to Teacher Zeng's personality, I think I can boldly speculate on the situation at that time.

　　The columnist is a writer, and I know very well that this type of occupation often has to work late at night, because sometimes late at night is the time when inspiration is overwhelming.It is precisely because of this that every night, after writing something, I will lose sleep.

　　One day, the columnist overheard Mr. Zeng's broadcast and fell asleep within five minutes.So, she was so excited that she was going to call Teacher Zeng, but she was afraid that he would take the opportunity to blackmail her, so she told Teacher Zeng to record the program as inspiration.

　　First, I can listen to Mr. Zeng's program at any time, so I can fall asleep as soon as possible; second, I can save a lot of expenses.

　　Because of this, Teacher Zeng hit it off with her and agreed to her request very happily, but because he was afraid that others would say that he was not enough, he made up a half-assed play. "

　　"Agree." Wan Yu, Lu Zhanbo, and Yi Fei couldn't help clapping their palms, feeling that this was the truth at that time.

　　As for why he is the most selling host, that's all I can say. Just listen to it as a flattery, and say it, it's different.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian stared at Yu Ziye with pain on his face, and shouted frantically in his heart, "Is this a monster? You guessed it all."

　　"Nonsense." Zeng Xiaoxian retorted stubbornly: "Hey, I said do you want to listen to the story?"

　　"You didn't finish it yourself." Yu Ziye spread out his hands: "Every time you finish a sentence, you have to stop and let us evaluate it. Hey, you don't want to evaluate me anymore."

　　"You... Forget it, I'll continue." Zeng Xiaoxian really didn't want to pay attention to this professional demolition accountant: "After that, my phone editor did something that made me almost faint, and she recorded all my shows. , I asked her to write the date and time on it, but she actually engraved the words on the front and back of the disc, and it was engraved with a ballpoint pen, and my disc was completely destroyed by her."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian anxiously took out a CD from his backpack, and then slammed it onto the table.

　　Wan Yu picked it up excitedly and looked at it. Sure enough, there were various words written on it. Those with intense phobia would really get goosebumps all over the body.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian is still complaining about his assistant: "Her fritters are too old, and she has no idea how difficult it is to have a stable job in modern society."

　　"Then you fired her!" Yifei said calmly.

　　"I don't plan to do this." Zeng Xiaoxian was unhappy again: "It's not easy to know that modern society can do things for you, and it's not easy for young people who are stable and don't make too many demands."

　　"What am I talking about?" Yu Ziye gave himself a thumbs up: "Wan Yu, do you see it? I just said that recruiting people in the company is actually not as easy as applying for a job by yourself. Teacher Zeng's assistant is like this. He is still reluctant to be fired, what does it mean? In this world, there is no harm without comparison, you are much better than this assistant, at least you have enthusiasm!"

　　"It makes sense. After you say that, I feel confident again." Wan Yu felt that this was very good, it turned out that it was not just her who was worried! .

Chapter 52

　　"Hey, that's right, Mr. Zeng, you can let Wan Yu be your assistant!" Lu Zhanbo suddenly thought of a solution: "Wan Yu's requirements are actually not high, sit here to work, don't have to show up, be close to home, this is not Exactly what she wants am?"

　　Wan Yu's eyes lit up again, she nodded vigorously, Zeng Xiaoxian laughed dryly, and said calmly: "Hehehe, I thank you! Zhanbo, in case her super rich dad knows about her He was working for me, bought our radio station in a rage, and transformed it into a museum. Am I the curator?"

　　"Your director is the curator, you are the most specimen." Yi Fei joked casually.

　　Wan Yu didn't want to give up this opportunity, so she said enthusiastically: "Don't worry, Teacher Zeng, no one will know, I will definitely be able to do this job."

　　"However, this job requires human performance... very ordinary."

　　"I am!"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian sighed helplessly, and could only make his words clearer: "Your Cartier earrings and LV limited editions are more expensive than my mixer and phone editor combined."

　　"But this is my most common thing." Wan Yu responded helplessly.

　　Yu Ziye rubbed his chin: "I seem to know why Wan Yu has not been able to find a job in the past few months."

　　"You mean these luxuries?" Yifei asked curiously, and then suddenly realized: "Oh, yes, you are an employee, the price of the things on your body is more ferocious than the boss's net worth, people will definitely not dare to hire you. !"

　　"Yes, this kind of situation is generally considered to be the second generation of rich people who came out to experience life." Yu Ziye sighed: "They dare not recruit because they don't know when you will leave, and if you don't go well at work, You bought his company in a rage, wouldn't it be miserable?"

　　After knowing the reason, Wan Yu suddenly realized, so she said weakly: "Well, I don't need to wear it."

　　With that said, Zeng Xiaoxian really couldn't find a reason to refuse, he was struggling to decide whether to hire Wan Yu or not!

　　Before he could think of it, Lu Ziqiao ran over again at the door and said excitedly, "Hey, guess what I ran into on the subway just now?"

　　"I guess I guess." Wan Yu raised her hand excitedly: "The fool stole the beggar's wallet, the blind saw it, the dumb shouted, the deaf was startled, the hunch came forward, and the lame flew , the wanted man said he was going to take him to the police station, and Mazi said, "For my sake, forget it!"

　　Several people were dumbfounded listening to Wan Yu's recitation, and Lu Ziqiao responded, "What?! Let me tell you, I met a scout."

　　"Look, it's even more outrageous than what I said." Wan Yu laughed, not believing Lu Ziqiao at all.

　　Yu Ziye was shocked. This scout is that Sister Shan, right?Still a liar, if I remember correctly?

　　Thinking of this, Yu Ziye looked at Lu Ziqiao with sympathy in his eyes, cough, but this guy seems to deserve it, what is it called?

　　Hunting wild geese all day long, and finally being pecked at the eyes by wild geese.

　　He used to lie to others before, but it was finally someone else's turn to lie to him.Yu Ziye was a little confused, should he expose the Flash and save Lu Ziqiao from the fire?

　　His face was a little tangled, and he didn't even hear what Lu Ziqiao said afterward.

　　Unintentionally glanced at Yifei, Lu Zhanbo, and Wan Yu, and he was a little discouraged.All right!just forget it!I haven't done it yet!It would be unwise to worry about his affairs.

　　Moreover, Yu Ziye remembered that this incident was related to the future of Lu Ziqiao and Meijia.

　　It was precisely because of this incident that Mika broke out all her dissatisfaction at Lu Ziqiao, so that he could wake up a little, otherwise Lu Ziqiao would always live in the habit of Mika treating him well.

　　"Okay! Still don't help." Yu Ziye muttered to himself.

　　"Why don't you help?" Yifei asked suddenly.

　　Yu Ziye shuddered and laughed dryly: "It's nothing."

　　"I heard it just now, hurry up." Yifei threatened Yu Ziye: "Did you not tell me that Zhanbo wanted to take action, and then you didn't plan to help him?"