My Apartment Life
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"..." Yu Ziye rubbed his forehead: "No... Okay! Let me tell you, it's Ziqiao's business whether I say help or not. Do you think that Hongdandan Performing Arts Company is reliable?"
"Nine times out of ten it's unreliable." Yi Fei didn't want to blurt out: "If it was so easy to meet a scout, would it be his turn?"
"That's why!" Yu Ziye clapped his palms: "I just wanted to let him be deceived once! It's also good for him to have a memory, and looking at his appearance, you will believe us that the scouts are fake. talk?"
"Yes, I really can't help." Yifei agreed with Yu Ziye: "However, I have no problem with Ziqiao taking a loss, but if this scout is really a liar, isn't it too cheap for her?"
"Then let's just call the police when Zi Qiao is caught in it!" Yu Ziye was not in a hurry, anyway, if a company like this is checked, are you afraid that they won't be able to deal with them? .
Chapter 53
The next day, Lu Ziqiao got up very abnormally early in the morning, put on his little suit, and walked away humming a song, which made Yu Ziye almost wonder if he had taken the wrong medicine, and then thought, this guy seems to be talking about today Going to see the so-called broker.
Well, this is not taking the wrong medicine, but being brainwashed.
Yu Ziye bought breakfast as usual, and after delivering it to the next door, he stayed in the room for a few hours before going out.
As soon as he walked out of the room, he saw Mei Jia sitting and wiping tears, and Yu Ziye blinked twice: "Mei Jia, what happened to you? Did Zi Qiao bully you again?"
"No." Mika sobbed as she pointed at the computer and said, "It's all to blame for this software, just uninstall it! Why do you say it's so pitiful?"
"Wait a minute, what are you talking about?" Yu Ziye was a little confused and leaned over to take a look.
Mika operated on the computer: "Look, when I uninstall this software, it will ask me: Are you really cruel to abandon me? If I choose yes, it will ask again: Are you sure the cruelty continues? Then it will It looks like you can pack your luggage, and left a sentence: You have to take care of yourself without me. It's so pitiful, woo woo~~"
Yu Ziye's mouth twitched as he looked at this scene, this special code, how much drama do you still have to uninstall a piece of software?I don't know what a scumbag you think you are!
"Ah! Mika, don't worry, I can teach you a method." Yu Ziye said calmly.
"What method?" Mika looked at Yu Ziye expectantly.
"In this way, you imagine these softwares as the person you hate the most, and then imagine him saying this in your ear, what do you think?"
"Really?" Mika scratched her head, looked into the computer, and thought to herself, Lu Ziqiao, Lu Ziqiao, Lu Ziqiao, and after a while, Mika's eyes burst into flames: "Bastard, give me death! Far."
"Peng~" After uninstalling the software, Mika slammed the laptop shut, which startled Yu Ziye.
"Hehehe..." Yu Ziye patted his chest, pummeled, angry woman is really scary.
After getting angry, Mika finally reacted: "That's great, thank you Midnight."
"Hehe, do you hate Ziqiao that much?"
"This...hehehe~~" Mika smiled awkwardly. Speaking of Lu Ziqiao, she asked again, "By the way, where did Lu Ziqiao go?"
"He seems to be going for an interview. Didn't he say he met a scout yesterday? He should be dreaming of a star now." Yu Ziye shrugged: "Why are you looking for him?"
"This bastard, the rent has not been paid. The landlord has urged me several times, but I still put it up." When Mika talked about this, she became angry, and her money was like a flood of water.
Yu Ziye complained, the two of you are now pretending to be lovers, who the landlord won't ask you to look for?
Therefore, it is necessary to be cautious in co-tenancy, and to find a responsible person for cheating rent!Yu Ziye really didn't know how to say it better, so he could only change the subject silently: "Don't worry, you can just find him when he comes back, if you can escape the monk can't escape the temple, do you want to have some breakfast? It's noon."
"No, I'm losing weight."
"Wow~~" Yu Ziye clicked his tongue twice: "No way! Big sister, eat well! Don't abuse your body, you can be forgiven for having no brains, but your body is innocent!"
"..."
After Yu Ziye said this, he ran away in a hurry, leaving Mika sitting on the sofa messy with black lines all over her head.
Going to 3601, I saw that Yi Fei and Lu Zhanbo were sitting on the sofa reading magazines, Yu Ziye licked his face and sat down as well: "Yi Feifei, I heard that the bar has a new wine, do you want to try it~ "
Yifei shuddered: "Can you speak well? How boring is it to go to the bar in the morning? Let's go at night!"
Lu Zhanbo directly covered his face with a magazine, for fear that Yu Ziye would be beaten by Yifei when he said this, and then he would also be affected.
Hey, poor child, he was used to being abused by Yifei, and now he has a little bit of a shadow.
However, Yu Ziye admired Zeng Xiaoxian a little. The affair between him and Yifei has not been reported yet. At most, he is a little suspicious of Yu Ziye's usual actions. For everyone in the apartment who likes to gossip, this is unbelievable. !
"Hey, Yifei, how's your online store going?" Yu Ziye asked suddenly.
A month ago, Yifei also said that she wanted to sell love at first sight, but there was no news after that, and their date was also useless because of a little accident.
Yifei laughed and said unhappily: "Don't mention this, I'm angry when I mention it, I can't sell it at first sight, and the bad reviews of selling walnuts and melon seeds can drown me. It's better for me to be a buyer, only I give others' bad reviews."
When Lu Zhanbo heard Yifei's words, he couldn't help complaining: "I just said that you are not suitable for business, but I still don't believe it."
This time, Xia Fei did not refute. Facts speak louder than words. She proved with her actions that she is indeed not the material for business. .
Chapter 54
"Hey, speaking of love at first sight, during this period of Guan Gu, I haven't seen anyone every day, tsk tsk, people who have girlfriends are different, they don't even draw comics." Xiaoxue and Guan Gu drank love at first sight water, and ended up getting together. Lu Ziqiao and Mika were depressed for several days.
Mika is now completely giving up, and her eyes are aimed elsewhere.
Under the deliberate concealment of Lu Ziqiao and Meijia, Yifei and the others had no idea what happened, only that Guan Gu and Xiaoxue had ruined their date.
In their eyes, it seems that this misunderstanding seems to have fulfilled a couple, and they feel that there is nothing wrong with them: "It's just like this when the relationship is confirmed, and it will be fine after a while."
Yu Ziye held his head on his hands, not knowing what he was thinking, Mika also seemed to think 3602 was bored and walked in from outside.
Seeing the unsightly look on Meijia's face, Lu Zhanbo asked curiously, "Hey, Meijia, you don't seem to be in a good mood."
"Lu Ziqiao didn't pay the rent again, can I look good?" Mei Jia forced a smile, and suddenly said grimly: "And I just watched a very terrifying news."
"Oh? Really? Let's hear it."
Mika sat down beside her, and then said: "According to news reports, on average, humans have less than two eyes, which is terrible."
Yi Fei and Yu Ziye, who were originally interested, froze a bit when they heard this. After thinking about it for a long time, they suddenly realized that there seemed to be nothing wrong with what they said.
Mika continued: "Do you think this is the end? Also, according to news reports, even if the healthy population is counted, half of the people still do not have a uterus and cannot conceive a fetus."
"..."
"And the most terrifying one: so far, the mortality rate of human beings after birth has remained at [-]%, which remains high, which is really terrifying." Mika suddenly shuddered, as if she had seen something super terrifying.
Yu Ziye and Yifei looked at each other, and Yu Ziye touched his nose: "I think scouts actually like people like you the most. They're just wasting their youth when they go to Ziqiao! Finding you is the right choice."
"Agreed." Yi Fei nodded in agreement. This is simply a serious and perfect work of art by a liar. When God created man, he definitely made it according to their favorite appearance!
Mika didn't realize what they meant when Lu Ziqiao ran in from outside.
"Great, let me tell you good news, the brokerage company has signed a contract with me."
Mika instantly turned into a witty emperor, stood up and said, "That's great, then please sign me quickly!"
"Now?" Lu Ziqiao was overwhelmed by excitement, and at the same time his vanity was greatly satisfied.
"Of course, after you become popular, it will take more than [-] kilometers to find your autograph! I have to put it away quickly." The sly Lu Ziqiao flashing in Mika's eyes didn't pay attention at all, she picked up the pen and signed it, Mika silently said: "Please sign it in italics, so that it is easy to identify."
"Hehehe~~" Lu Ziqiao's brain was full of those flattering words, so he signed it without thinking, only to realize that something was wrong after signing it: "Wait? Your piece of paper is a little wrong!"
When all the papers were spread out, Lu Ziqiao's eyes were about to pop out: "The rent payment list?"
Seeing that her goal was achieved, Mika simply stopped pretending and snatched the note directly: "Of course, you don't have to pay rent when you're a star? Don't think about defaulting on your bill this time! I have the paperwork."
"Hey, can you show some respect for a rising star?" Lu Ziqiao seemed to have been splashed with cold water, and the excitement from before disappeared.
"Che, who do you think you are?! It's so easy to be a star, and this good thing can still be your turn?"
"It's not that we hit you. I don't think it's reliable at all. Our country's men's football World Cup win is outrageous, and you have a fight!" Although Yifei said that Ziqiao had to suffer a bit, it did not mean that She doesn't complain, and she really can't stand this kind of thing.
"Hello? Are you not going to hit me?" Lu Ziqiao retorted dissatisfiedly.
"Zi Qiao, I'm not bragging, you can go out and take a look. In today's society, if you throw a brick and hit ten people, nine of them are definitely managers."
Lu Ziqiao seems to be still immersed in his own world, and can't listen to other people's opinions at all: "You must be jealous of me, jealous that I was discovered by scouts, but you didn't."
"Have you eaten too much melatonin? Are we jealous of you?" Yifei seemed to have heard the biggest joke in the world.
But then again, everyone will be impulsive, especially when something that has been expected for a long time is about to be obtained, even if it is self-deception, it will pin its hopes on the last little possibility.
Undoubtedly, Lu Ziqiao is in such a state. His own father is the originator of the flickering world. Can't he see this routine? .
Chapter 55
"Actually, I think it's more reliable to ask me instead of going to those brokerage companies." Yu Ziye said calmly: "Anyway, I have the opportunity to cancel directly with the director. It's not difficult to recommend someone or something. , is not more reliable than your broker?"
"Yes, I think so too."
In this regard, Yi Fei felt that if she really had a dream of being a star, it would be more reliable to find Yu Ziye than to sign those ghost brokerage companies.
Lu Ziqiao's eyes suddenly lit up: "By the way, Ziye, hehehehe~~"
"..." When Yu Ziye heard Lu Ziqiao's laughter, he couldn't help but infiltrate: "What do you want?"
"I heard that you know a lot of directors." Lu Ziqiao seemed to have caught something, and pestered Yu Ziye with a thick skin: "Can you recommend it?"
"I'm sorry, I've already changed careers." Yu Ziye raised Erlang's legs.
"That's even better!" Lu Ziqiao clapped his palms and said in surprise, "Even if you change careers, don't waste your resources and favors! Let me introduce you to me! After I get caught up, I will never forget your kindness. ."
Yifei rolled her eyes, feeling helpless towards this cheeky guy, Yu Ziye rubbed his brows with a headache: "Why don't you die? By the way, don't you have an agent? If you really want to act so much, You should let your agent talk! Isn't that what agents do?"
"Ok, I'll ask the agent to talk to you." Lu Ziqiao seemed to have grabbed a life-saving straw, and he had to catch it no matter what.
Seeing Lu Ziqiao walking aside and making a phone call, Yifei suddenly leaned into Yu Ziye's ear and asked, "Hey, why did you let his agent come to us? You don't really intend to help Lu Ziqiao become a star, do you?"
"Do you think it's possible?" Yu Ziye was speechless: "I didn't plan to introduce him to any director or anything. It's his agency, you don't want to meet?"
"You mean?"
Yu Ziye smiled confidently: "Yes, let's set up a dragon gate array for her, aren't you a little bored? Isn't it good for us to have some fun?"
"Good idea." Yifei agreed immediately, and he didn't dare to say anything else, this can be done.
Seeing that Lu Ziqiao was as diligent as a pug to please his agent, Yu Ziye said calmly: "By the way, go to Xiao Hei downstairs later to see if there is anything interesting that we can use. "
"Ah."
"Hahaha~" After Yifei and Yu Ziye discussed, Lu Ziqiao laughed proudly: "Did you see it? Did you see it? I'm going to shoot an advertisement, which proves that my choice is right. "
"Advertising? What advertisement?" Lu Zhanbo asked with no envy.
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