My Apartment Life

　　"No, Yifei..." Lu Ziqiao's face was bitter, the money he received just now was too high, and he forgot that there was still a witch who couldn't pass the test: "No, I've collected money anyway! Some salary?"

　　"Aren't those things you eat your salary?"

　　"How can it be the same?"

　　"..." Yu Ziye silently watched Yifei and Lu Ziqiao quarreling, he felt a little guilty, it was!If he eats it by himself, pay attention to hygiene, and then remove it after eating, there is nothing wrong.

　　But once there are more people, it will be a little confusing, and the ghost knows what will happen: "Forget it, Yifei, I think we should be more pragmatic."

　　"Yes, yes, be pragmatic." Lu Ziqiao nodded.

　　Yifei pouted and stopped arguing with Lu Ziqiao. Yu Ziye walked over and took the money: "Okay, alright! Ziqiao, these two hundred dollars are your salary, work hard, I'm optimistic about you~"

　　"Ah? Two hundred?" Lu Ziqiao grimaced, not knowing what to say.

　　"You don't! Then come back."

　　"Yes, I have to, I deserve it." Lu Ziqiao said nothing and returned it, it was better than nothing, right?

　　Yu Ziye nodded and suddenly thought of something: "Oh, by the way, if you keep your hygiene a little later, I can give you another hundred yuan."

　　"Ah?" Lu Ziqiao gritted his teeth: "Sure, I'll go to supervise the hygiene right away."

　　"..."So.

Chapter 103

　　Yu Ziye didn't want to make things bigger because of this kind of problem. Yu Ziye remembered that when he crossed over, this kind of thing didn't happen before, it was too troublesome, and it was better to do a good job with peace of mind.

　　"Hey, it's over." Yi Fei suddenly sighed and said with some dissatisfaction.

　　"What's wrong? Have you eaten expired meat?"

　　"Don't be poor." Yifei rolled her eyes, stretched out her hand, and complained dissatisfiedly: "I originally watched the live broadcast today, but I watched it indoors, but I was stuck in a traffic jam, and I didn't put on sunscreen. , I have to hack three Baidu again when I go back, hey, I blame Zeng Xiaoxian, a slut, why let Zhanbo drive? Otherwise, I won't come here."

　　Yu Ziye thought she was going to say something!However, the sun is really big today: "That's true, but does sunscreen really work? Why am I so skeptical?"

　　"What's so suspicious about this?" Yi Fei was a little confused.

　　Yu Ziye scratched his head: "I remember that there are precautions written on the sunscreen! Please keep it in a cool place and avoid sunlight."

　　"Well, it's normal! Most cosmetics and skin care products have this precaution." Yifei still didn't understand.

　　"No, but sunscreen is different from other skin care products. It's for sun protection! It has to be placed in a cool place, which means it can't even protect itself. How can it protect human skin?!"

　　"..."

　　Yifei blinked twice: "It makes sense, but why do I always feel that something is wrong!"

　　"I don't think there's anything wrong!" Yu Ziye leaned on the car calmly, watching Lu Ziqiao pick up girls who were doing nothing serious: "But the sun is shining, and the air quality is pretty good today."

　　Yu Ziye took a deep breath and seemed to be enjoying the fresh air. Yifei was a little puzzled: "How do you think the air quality is good?"

　　"Pick your nose!"

　　"..."

　　"If you want to cut out black, the air quality will be very bad. If you cut out red..."

　　"Is it alright?" Yifei continued helplessly, slightly nauseated.

　　"No, it's red when you cut it out, which means you've buckled too hard."

　　"Fuck." Yi Fei almost fell to the ground, which was embarrassing!

　　Lu Zhanbo, who was full and satisfied, sat in the car and ate the barbecue, which made him forget about the judo coach, but now that he sat down, he found that the coach next to him was staring at the barbecue. he.

　　Lu Zhanbo blew up immediately, ate his own food, and stared at himself. Isn't this a fool?

　　"I can't take it anymore." Lu Zhanbo ran out and slammed the car door shut, and punched a combination of punches at the air impatiently: "These two guys have been staring at me for several hours. torture me?"

　　Yifei was attracted by Lu Zhanbo's words: "Yo, Zhanbo, are you finally going to fight back?"

　　Lu Zhanbo didn't answer, but pointed at the other party and scolded: "Two old bastards, what do you want? Sweep the leg or fall over the shoulder? I'm ready, let the horse come over!"

　　Even though he said so, Lu Zhanbo felt very empty when he saw the car door being opened, until he saw a leg in plaster put down.

　　The driver ran out from the side and took a cane and handed it to the coach. It turned out to be the coach with a broken leg: "This little brother, what can't you say? Why are you insulting us for no reason?"

　　"You mean to say that you can knock me down with just one leg, right?"

　　The coach spoke kindly, without being aggressive at all: "I said this brother, we have no grievances and no enmity, why did we hit you?"

　　"Hmph, the elephant's trunk is onion and garlic, let me tell you, even if you have casts on both of your legs, I...I'm not your opponent."

　　Yifei fell down and was supported by Yu Ziye. She thought Lu Zhanbo was going to say something cruel!The result is just that?

　　"Little brother, did we have some misunderstanding? We didn't say we were going to hit you!"

　　"Hmph." Lu Zhanbo snorted coldly: "You might as well punch me! It's better than staring at me for a long time. Do you think I'm scared?"

　　"Uh..." The coach felt a little pained, after hearing what Lu Zhanbo said, he knew there was a misunderstanding: "Little brother, this is really a misunderstanding, we are not staring at you, we are actually watching the car TV, not staring at you. ."

　　"Bullshit, does anyone watch TV like this?" Lu Zhanbo made a squinting gesture and retorted with dissatisfaction. . .

　　The coach sighed, reached out and took off the sunglasses on his face, revealing his slanted eyes. Lu Zhanbo took a deep breath and understood.

　　The driver next to him also explained: "Our coach Wang is known as the slanted lion in the rivers and lakes, and he is a national first-class coach."

　　"Hey, it's just a compliment from Jianghu people. It's just that the brain was injured when I was a child, and the congestion compressed the optic nerve, and it became like this."

　　"..." Lu Zhanbo doesn't seem to have any reason to tell him: "Then why is your driver staring at me?"

　　"I guess he has a crush on you." Yu Ziye said jokingly.

　　"What?" Lu Zhanbo covered his chest and looked at the driver vigilantly.

　　"Hey, this little brother's words are bad. My driver suffered from polio when I was a child, and my facial muscles twitched. I have this expression since I was a child!"

　　Only then did Lu Zhanbo fully understand, knowing that this was a misunderstanding, Yifei sighed: "I'll just say it! Zhanbo, don't panic when you encounter something, look at the situation first, you see, all the previous things are in vain Are you worried?"

　　"But I see you are very happy." Lu Zhanbo asked blankly.

　　"Can you be unhappy? My brother didn't know the situation, and it was the first time he took the initiative to provoke. This is a historic moment!"

　　"..."

　　Lu Zhanbo didn't know if he was crying or laughing with such a sturdy elder sister on the booth. Yu Ziye said calmly, "Then what, since 2.1 is a misunderstanding, I'm sorry."

　　"This is the end?" Lu Zhanbo said painfully, "But what should I do if I'm still upset?"

　　"Wow, Zhanbo, I didn't expect you to have a battered physique? I can't see it!" Yu Ziye glanced at Lu Zhanbo up and down, and at the same time glanced at Yifei: "Oh, that's still the case, then it's fine. "

　　"What do you mean?" Yi Fei looked at Yu Ziye with dangerous eyes, as if she was mourning for Yu Ziye's rather low desire to survive.

　　"No, it's boring." Yu Ziye smiled dryly and looked at Yi Fei's angry face.

　　Lu Zhanbo was still in a tangle, obviously he had finally made up his mind to find someone to fight one-on-one, but it ended so hastily, this feeling was like punching cotton! .

Chapter 104

　　Several people were trapped on the high rack, and several hours had passed. Now that the show was almost over, Yu Ziye guessed that Zeng Xiaoxian should arrive. If he didn't arrive, Yu Ziye could only observe a moment of silence for Zeng Xiaoxian.

　　If you didn't get it, it means you didn't get the chance to be on TV at all.

　　Yu Ziye suddenly thought of a problem. The last time he went live on TV, he exposed a problem: camera phobia.

　　It is said that it was caused by that Laura, because this Laura is a reporter, so he is afraid of all the reporters' interviews, no, no, to be precise, he is afraid of all the reporters' interviews, even the TV host. no.

　　"Damn, so, this guy has to screw things up, so what should I do to get him to rush over? It's fun?" Yu Ziye couldn't help but complain, Zeng Xiaoxian's fault, if Laura is not completely eliminated Let go, there will be no progress.

　　"What's so fun?" Yifei asked aloud when she heard Yu Ziye's muttering.

　　11 "Nothing." Yu Ziye pouted and told her his guess.

　　"Oh, sure enough, even if there is a chance, he will give up all the opportunities, what a pity!" Yifei sighed, although she didn't know where this strange phobia came from.

　　"The show has almost started, do we need to continue watching it?" Lu Ziqiao got a few hundred dollars, and he was struggling to clean up the barbecue grill. Hearing what Yu Ziye said, he suddenly felt embarrassed to watch Zeng Xiaoxian, himself. will feel embarrassed.

　　"It's just what we want to see and look like." Yi Fei yawned, it's easy to get sleepy when she's full!

　　"Also, we're blocked on this elevated road, and we don't know how long we'll be blocked!"

　　For a while, the atmosphere became a little silent. Except for a few people who ate the barbecue, most of them went back to the car to rest and maintain their physical strength. Who knows how long it will be blocked!

　　. . . . . .

　　The fact is that after they were blocked on the elevated road for nearly an hour, the traffic resumed. Zeng Xiaoxian left, and the car could sit for Yu Ziye. After paying the fare, he went home with everyone.

　　Later, when I heard Guan Gu, Wan Yu, and Mei Jia talk about the live broadcast, there was no accident. Zeng Xiaoxian was very energetic throughout the whole process, and his speech was intermittent, and the car overturned very seriously.

　　This time, Zeng Xiaoxian was completely beaten back to his original form, and he was hated by Lisa again.

　　Of course, this incident did not deal a big blow to Zeng Xiaoxian, mainly because he was used to it, otherwise he wouldn't be able to host late-night broadcasts like a day for several years!

　　A period of time has passed since this incident. With his own ability to shamelessly, he continued to take root in the show "Your Moon My Heart".

　　This morning, Yifei went to school, and Yu Ziye could only watch TV series and cartoons at home, or play games by himself.

　　Lu Ziqiao also sat bored to pass the time. The morning was obviously not a good time for the dragon to swing its tail. Those prey were usually dispatched in the afternoon and evening.

　　So, the bored Lu Ziqiao thought about how to cheat.

　　Just when Yu Ziye was playing games, this guy brought a few lumps of mouse feces together, and the moment Yu Ziye saw it, he pushed him away: "Wow~ Lu Ziqiao, what's the matter with you? This thing? Are you like a baby?"

　　Lu Ziqiao smiled and said calmly, "Midnight, how about we make a bet?"

　　"What are you gambling?"

　　"Simple." Lu Ziqiao snapped his fingers: "As long as you give me one hundred yuan, I can lick it, do you believe it?"

　　"Hey~~" Yu Ziye took a deep breath and glanced at the mouse poop he was holding in his hand: "Are you sure?"

　　"I'm sure."

　　"Wait." Yu Ziye took out his mobile phone, turned on the video, and took out a hundred dollars: "Here, let me lick it."

　　"Understood." Lu Ziqiao didn't seem to mean to stop Yu Ziye from videotaping at all, but took the [-] yuan vulgarly and added it lightly. . .That one hundred yuan: "Thank you for the reward, see you later."

　　"..."