My Apartment Life

　　Yu Ziye was a little stunned, but soon, he reacted.

　　Mmp, where is that licking that mouse shit!He clearly said before that he was licking a hundred dollars!Come on, I was caught by a routine, and Yu Ziye's face flushed: "Lu Ziqiao, you bastard."

　　Lu Ziqiao, who ran to the distance, was shocked when she heard Yu Ziye's words, and kissed the soft sister coins again: "I didn't say licking mouse shit, hey, today's mortals! Always try to take advantage of my brother."

　　Yu Ziye felt that he was very unhappy after being tricked by himself. Lu Ziqiao, a beast, actually did such a routine to himself, but he didn't say anything yet: "Hey, it's really unpleasant!"

　　Because of this, Lu Ziqiao was afraid that Yu Ziye would not make trouble, so he didn't show up in the love apartment for a day, and he didn't know where he went.

　　In the evening, Yu Ziye only saw Lu Ziqiao coming back. At this time, he was quite a bachelor. You don't need to guess Yu Ziye to know that the hundred yuan for this item is probably spent long ago, and he definitely didn't even give him Ying'er. Leave.

　　The moment he saw Yu Ziye, he thought of the game that pitted Yu Ziye today: "Hey, that's what you promised to bet on yourself. I don't care about my business, I've already spent my money anyway, you can do it!"

　　"I've never seen you so cheap." Yu Ziye's head full of black lines: "Okay, I don't want you to pay back the money, I bought the fruit, go eat it yourself!"

　　"Hey, I knew you wouldn't be so stingy." Hearing that there was something to eat, Lu Ziqiao grinned to the bottom of his ear, and went straight to the refrigerator.

　　"Come on, it's boring to play cards alone. Together, we lost ten slaps."

　　"Playing so much?" Lu Ziqiao immediately wanted to vomit blood after hearing this: "Don't, I don't dare, I want to hit you, Yifei will probably kill me. Playing with a note is more interesting than a slap in the face."

　　To say that Yifei has a bad temper, but protecting food is not a cover. If Lu Ziqiao wants to beat him, he estimates that he will definitely not survive tonight.

　　"Come on then!" Yu Ziye didn't force it, as if he had been prepared, he took out a post-it note from behind.

　　"Are you ready?! See if I don't kill you, you won't stay."

　　So, the two started a card battle, which seemed to add a lot of fun to this boring time. . .

　　On the other hand, some people's moods are not so good. This person is Guan Gu. He is dating, but as a more iron man, his heart is broken at the moment.

　　My girlfriend, I almost drove him crazy, she said that she couldn't do anything, she asked whatever she wanted, and it broke Guan Gucao's heart! .

Chapter 105

　　Before long, a lot of labels appeared on the faces of Yu Ziye and Lu Ziqiao, and they couldn't even see their faces.

　　Lu Ziqiao just gave up: "I don't play anymore, I can't post it anymore, wait for Guan Gu to come back and bring him with me! It's interesting when there are many people, and Guan Gu is easy to bully."

　　"Just think about bullying Guan Gu! You know if he will play with you in the future." Yu Ziye pouted, took off the label on his face, and washed his face.

　　Just about to go to the next door to find Yifei, Lu Ziqiao teased: "Having a girlfriend is different! Midnight, you are always running to 3601 every day, why don't you just move there?"

　　"I do think so!"

　　"Teacher Zeng is unwilling?" Lu Ziqiao asked strangely, "Isn't it possible? Why is he unwilling?"

　　"No." Yu Ziye shook his head: "Yifei said before that I handed it over to her, but now there is no movement at all. I have to ask her what's going on."

　　After Yu Ziye finished speaking, he ran faster. Mainly, this is not a problem!Living together can save one or two thousand dollars a month!Wasn't the reason why you found a girlfriend in the first place just to get a rent discount?

　　Seeing that Yu Ziye had just come in, Yifei greeted him warmly: "Ziye, come and see, does the vase I bought look good?"

　　"Vase?" Yu Ziye glanced at the blue vase she put on the table, with a few flowers on it: "No, why don't you buy a bouquet with more flowers? That's all that's left."

　　Yifei's face darkened, and she said dissatisfiedly: "You are such a friend, no wonder you have been single for so long, and you don't even know how to say good things?"

　　"Oh, this flower is so pretty."

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian, who was sitting next to him, covered his forehead and was completely defeated by Yu Ziye's shamelessness.

　　Yifei hasn't said much yet!Yu Ziye leaned over and glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian cautiously: "Yifei, last time you talked to Mr. Zeng, how's it going?"

　　"What's going on?"

　　"...that's what I moved here."

　　"..." Yifei froze and laughed dryly: "Hahaha~ I forgot, but it's casual, isn't it a matter of changing rooms!" Yifei said arrogantly: "Zeng Xiaoxian, these two days Pack up."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian was a little stunned, and some didn't understand what was happening to Yifei: "Why? I want to go on a trip! Then why should I pack my things? You should tell Zi Ye."

　　"I mean, change rooms with Zi Ye." Yi Fei domineeringly seemed to inform Zeng Xiaoxian directly.

　　"I'm not going." Zeng Xiaoxian's head was full of black lines: "Why don't you ask Zhan Bo and Wan Yu to change with Zi Ye? That guy Zi Qiao never knows how to clean the room. I have seen cockroaches several times in the past..."

　　Yifei just stared at Zeng Xiaoxian so closely, seeing his hair all over, Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed: "Then what, why don't we compromise? You and Mika change? Anyway, Mika is happy."

　　"What do you say?"

　　"..." Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly saw that the packaging bag in Yifei's hand was gradually deformed, and then the snacks inside made a 'click' sound, and no longer dared to say nonsense: "Chengchengcheng, can I change it?"

　　"It's almost the same, I'll change it tomorrow."

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help wiping the cold sweat on his forehead, comforting himself with Ah Q's spirit, didn't he just move to the next door?Exactly, you can avoid this devil, and you can just do a little more cleaning yourself.

　　Just after Yifei threatened Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Zhanbo came out of the room, and saw him go straight to Yifei's side: "Sister, do you have such a feeling that there is a person who is very similar to you, but always a little bit ahead of you. leave?"

　　"I have this feeling, Jin Chen, Wu Yan..." Zeng Xiaoxian said narcissistically.

　　"You're asking the wrong person." Yu Ziye calmly replied to Lu Zhanbo for Yifei: "Your sister has been a top performer since she was a child, how can anyone be as good as her? I guess she never experienced it at all. This feeling."

　　"It makes sense." Lu Zhanbo felt that what Yu Ziye said was right. Lu Zhanbo was already a master of school, but when facing Yifei, he was basically crushed: "Did you feel that way in that midnight?"

　　"No."

　　"You didn't know how to ride a horse since you were a child, did you?" Yifei laughed, "Why didn't I know you had such a glorious history?"

　　"You think too much." Yu Ziye leaned on Yifei's body and said calmly: "As an Aquarius, I am generally more Buddhist, usually he is the one who allows him to be strong, and the breeze blows the hills. Let him go, the bright moon shines on the river. I won't tell you, I spent the night in the Internet cafe the night before the results of the college entrance examination were announced. "

　　"Ah..." Yifei sighed helplessly, completely unable to understand Yu Ziye's behavior: "Zhan Bo, who is that person you're talking about?"

　　"Do you know Zhao Wuliang from our company?"

　　Yifei thought for a while: "...is that the African brother whose glasses are thick enough to be bulletproof and allergic to sunlight?"

　　"No, you don't know him." Lu Zhanbo shook his head, knowing that Yifei didn't know him either, so he simply explained: "This is a dead fat man who is very similar to Lu Yi. He competes with me everywhere."

　　"It's good to have competitors!"

　　"But I'm going to be overwhelmed by his pressure." Lu Zhanbo felt that he had always been nervous. This kind of pressure was also motivation, but it made people very tired.

　　Yu Ziye listened to it for a while, and suddenly interrupted, "I think you have to know what you want, so that you can solve the corresponding troubles."

　　"What do you mean?" Lu Zhanbo didn't understand.

　　Yu Ziye clicked his tongue: "It's simple, I'll tell you this! When you say this, it's nothing more than competing with you everywhere, so you feel very distressed, don't you?"

　　"Yup!"

　　"That's easy to handle!" Yu Ziye pointed to his brain: "Use your brain to think about what you want, so that you can deal with his competition. If you want to improve yourself, you can also treat him as a competition. The opponent, of course, will be under a lot of pressure, just like you said now, you will be overwhelmed by the pressure."

　　"anything else?"

　　Yu Ziye continued: "If you want it to be easier, or you can learn from Hatake Kakashi."

　　"Who is Hatake Kakashi?" Lu Zhanbo asked innocently.

　　"..." Just as Yu Ziye was about to explain, Yi Fei said helplessly: "Oh, it's the man with facial paralysis in a comic, he has a competitor, and he's not too different from him.

　　Midnight means that if you want to relax a little, you can wait for Zhao Wuqian to speak, but you don't hear it. After he finished speaking, he asked innocently: Hey, were you talking to me just now?If that's the case, what is this called Zhao Dali's estimated jumping feet in a hurry. "this.

Chapter 106

　　"Isn't that rude?" Lu Zhanbo is not the kind of person who deliberately angers people, even if the other party is his competitor, but his competitor is just a little bit dead.

　　"Then if you think it's rude, treat yourself as someone who makes you improve. If he wants to compete with you, just compete!"

　　"You don't understand. He even showed off to you and me yesterday, saying that he was about to be awarded the Best Outstanding Contribution Award of the Year, and the global CEO would give him the award." Lu Zhanbo felt that the whole person was getting anxious: "How could I chase after this? Come on!"

　　"This is the most unbelievable bullshit I've ever heard." Yu Ziye shook his head: "Global CEO? Why didn't he say that people all over the world are eager to give him awards? By the way, Zhanbo, didn't you say Have you ever hosted an alien? You can show it off to him! Just think about it! He is still entangled in the affairs of the earth, and you have already left the interstellar space. You will know who is stronger or weaker when you hear it! "

　　"I think this makes sense, hum hum ha ha ha~" Zeng Xiaoxian interjected suddenly, and said with a smile, "It's all bullshit anyway, let's see who's bullshitting the bigger picture, wait, why do you say reception What about the aliens? You said it would be better if you chased away the aliens? Heroes of the world!"

　　"It's a pity that those directors didn't invite you to be screenwriters." Yifei complained, "What do you think? Do you have to fight for this kind of face project?"

　　"Isn't this your 367 words?" Yu Ziye spit out weakly, doesn't Yifei like to fight for face the most?

　　Yifei glared at Yu Ziye helplessly: "I'm like the kind of person who slaps a swollen face as a fat man for his own sake, and is exposed?"

　　"..."

　　"Yes." Yu Ziye responded seriously.

　　"..." Zeng Xiaoxian didn't turn his head, he couldn't bear to watch the tragic scene, only to see Yifei directly pinching Yu Ziye under his arm, and the one who tortured Yu Ziye was called a lustful immortal!

　　Lu Zhanbo twitched the corners of his mouth: "Well, sister, you want to show your love and go back to show it, okay? I'm so worried now."

　　"Go back and settle the account for you." Yifei let go of Yu Ziye: "Then what do you want?"

　　"I plan not to go to the company tomorrow, take a leave of absence, and avoid Zhao Wuliang first."

　　"Are you crazy? People are competing with you, and you run away? Isn't this a clear admission of defeat?" Yifei reacted very strongly to Lu Zhanbo's words, and escaping was her worst problem.

　　"You still don't understand." Lu Zhanbo knew that he didn't make it clear: "He also told me that tomorrow is his birthday, and his girlfriend will come to see him."

　　"And then? What's your reason for running away? It's just your birthday, who hasn't?" Yifei still didn't understand the point.

　　But Yu Ziye, who is a single dog for ten thousand years, has a deep understanding: "Yi Fei, birthday is not the key, the key is that his girlfriend will come to see him. That's what Zhan Bo is afraid of."

　　"Oh~" Yifei suddenly realized that since she had a boyfriend, she has no such worries, and she really didn't think of the reason for the first time: "Then you go find one, what is the way to escape like this? You are still going to wait. Are they going to work after they break up?"

　　"However, tomorrow I will definitely be beaten into a percussion band." Lu Zhanbo's face was constipated. It is true that he said so, but this cynicism is hard to bear!

　　Lu Zhanbo said with a sad face: "I'd better think about what reason to ask for leave tomorrow. Tell me, what about the reason I got food poisoning?"

　　"Hahaha~" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed loudly: "This is a good reason. It just so happens that you have a sister who can cook dark dishes. Eleven out of ten people will believe it."

　　"Zeng Xiaoxian, are you itchy?" Yi Fei snapped her fingers in dissatisfaction. You said that Yu Ziye occasionally joked about it, and it's fine to be a flavoring agent, don't you want to die?

　　Zeng Xiaoxian, like an ostrich, never dared to kill again when he said it from his neck.

　　Yifei kept comforting: "Brother, you are escaping, competitiveness, half of it comes from cynicism, you have to look at this, won't you just catch up next time?"

　　"I don't want to be ridiculed." Lu Zhanbo pouted in dissatisfaction.

　　"I do have a way." Zeng Xiaoxian said suddenly, with a wretched smile: "You can find a fake girlfriend! In this way, you can deal with tomorrow's affairs."