My Apartment Life

　　"..."

　　Wan Yu opened her mouth, but did not understand why the two were quarreling again.

　　However, through this, she understood that these two people are so cheap, and they have to fight for everything. In the future, it is estimated that such a thing should not happen.

　　. . . . . .

　　Ignore Lu Zhanbo's side, things didn't develop as written in Yu Ziye's script, but said that on the love apartment side, after Yu Ziye moved to 3601, he happily dragged Yifei to the bar to celebrate, Zeng Xiaoxian even more shamelessly followed. came up.

　　After entering the bar and ordering drinks, Yu Ziye sat down and sighed, "This is the world now! I can't keep up with the fast pace, and I slumped if I wasn't careful."

　　"Hehehe, do you want me to buy you a wheelchair? If your waist flickers, you're probably not far from being paralyzed." Yifei asked, rolling her eyes.

　　Yu Ziye didn't care, but continued: "You may not believe it when you say it. I just saw three little kids playing house downstairs in the apartment."

　　"What's not to believe? Haven't you invited your friends to play a house before?"

　　"No, guess what I heard?" Yu Ziye gave a cryptic sell-off, and then continued: "The little boy said he wanted to be a father, a little girl said he wanted to be a mother, and the other little boy said he wanted to be a father. The girl actually said in red, "Then I can only be a junior."

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth: "Is this too precocious?"

　　"It's not the problem of children's precocious puberty, I think it's the parent's education." Yifei sighed, but it had nothing to do with her, and she didn't delve into it: "When I went to help mediate community disputes, I found that it was more precocious. what!"

　　"Is there? Why don't I know?" Zeng Xiaoxian felt that as the deputy director of the Residential Committee of the apartment, what mediation did he not know?

　　"Of course you don't know." Yifei pouted: "It was a simple father-son dispute. At that time, the son refused to accept that he wanted to call his father his father, so they made a bet, and the loser would be called the winning father."

　　"What are you gambling for?" Yu Ziye suddenly became interested.

　　"Bet on the guts." Yifei stretched out a finger: "I remember that they let the son's aunt be the referee at the time, and the father asked his son to ask the question in order to show his authority. As a result, the son suddenly hugged the aunt, and then She gave her a kiss on the cheek."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian and Yu Ziye almost didn't laugh: "I'll go, this is more than precocious! It's a genius!"

　　Yifei finally said the result: "Later, this father became angry and slapped his son's ass, came to me to give him justice, and was beaten by his mother again. I still remember that scene. what!"

　　"This kid will definitely become a great player in the future!" Yu Ziye sighed: "If I was so smart when I was a child, I wouldn't know that I have been single for more than [-] years."

　　A few people were talking about precociousness, and Mika walked in from outside. She seemed to be in a very happy mood, not as unhappy as when she quarreled with Lu Ziqiao earlier in the morning.

　　"Mika, why are you so happy about something good?"

　　"Yes? Do I look happy?"

　　Yifei shook her head: "...Oh, you almost jumped up now, and you said you're not happy? Did you pick up the money?"

　　"Almost!" Meijia ordered a drink in a good mood: "Guan Gu's problem has been temporarily resolved, of course I'm happy."

　　"How to solve it?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked curiously.

　　"Isn't it Lu Ziqiao?" Mei Jia rolled her eyes helplessly: "When you fooled Guan Gu to live in the love apartment, he received double the deposit from Guan Gu, and he won't give it back to Guan Gu, he can breathe a sigh of relief. ."

　　"Zi Qiao is willing to pay back this kind of money?" Yi Fei was very surprised that a person he didn't even want to pay the rent would pay back such money.

　　People like them have lived in one place for several years, and the deposit is basically given to the landlord. After all, the deposit will only be refunded when this thing is moved out!

　　"Don't say that! Ziqiao is sometimes very loyal." Yu Ziye helped Lu Ziqiao to clean up a wave. If Lu Ziqiao didn't even have any advantages, everyone would not be able to regard him as a friend.

　　The most representative one was when his godfather came. On the one hand, he was his dear and loyal godfather, and on the other hand, he was a friend who had lived there for less than a year. How could he know which side to choose?

　　But he chose to tell everyone in the apartment to be careful with Dumas' gifts, which is very telling.

　　Otherwise, with Alexandre Dumas and Lu Ziqiao's two swords combined, a few people in the apartment would definitely be fooling around. In the end, when Lu Ziqiao ran away, there was nothing left.

　　"Of course he didn't take it out that easily. We used a little trick." Mika wanted to laugh when she thought of Lu Ziqiao's expression at that time.

　　It is estimated that Lu Ziqiao has to do scientific experiments at this time, otherwise he will not even have money to eat.

　　"What means of dust?"

　　"Uh, this..." Mika dared to do it, but she didn't dare to tell a few people, she just fooled it vaguely. .

Chapter 111

　　As soon as Mika came down, Guan Gu also came down, and she also wore a pair of sunglasses and a long robe on her face, looking like a god of gamblers in a Hong Kong movie.

　　After Yifei was stunned for a few seconds, she asked, "Guan Gu, what's the matter with you? Playing the god of gambling?"

　　"I'm not acting, I'm the god of gamblers." Guan Gu said arrogantly, and laughed loudly, taking off the sunglasses on his face, revealing his own myopia glasses.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian had never seen such an arrogant person before, so he couldn't help but provoke: "Ha, you say you are the god of gamblers? Where did you put my brother Xian? If you are the god of gamblers, I am the god of gambling."

　　"Oh? Teacher Zeng? It seems that you want to learn from me."

　　"Okay! I'm afraid you won't succeed, dice or Pai Gow?"

　　"Fight the Landlord."

　　"Yo, have you learned how to fight landlords?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked in surprise, "Okay, then I'll play with you twice."

　　"Hehe, don't be frightened by me, I'll tell you! I have super powers." Guan Gu said proudly.

　　Yifei refused to accept it, sneered twice, and patted Yu Ziye on the shoulder: "It's a coincidence, this guy also said that he has superpowers, but he has watched countless advertisements, and other celebrities and businesses are all good, 370 you super Ability, it is estimated that the ability is not as good as my mobile phone."

　　"I have verified this." Guan Gu was not in a hurry at all: "I tell you, no matter how I play my cards, I will win."

　　"How can you win?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked in surprise.

　　"You can win no matter what."

　　"Ahahaha~" Meijia's face turned bitter as a cucumber: "Guan Gu, Guan Gu, don't do this, let's go back! I'll play with you! Hahaha~"

　　"Wait." Speaking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian certainly won't let Guan Gu leave, he quickly stopped Guan Gu: "I have never seen such an arrogant person, I will kill you today. Your vigor, come and play two laps with me."

　　Mika laughed dryly: "But, there are no poker cards here!"

　　"Who said no? Hahahaha~" Zeng Xiaoxian took out a deck of playing cards from nowhere and laughed.

　　Mika patted her forehead and could only sit and play with Guan Gu in silence.

　　There were three main people in Dou Di, and Zeng Xiaoxian also took Yu Ziye and Yi Fei to have a look. In fact, Yi Fei couldn't understand Guan Gu's appearance, and followed him to kill his arrogance.

　　"Do you know the rules?" Yu Ziye, who acted as the dealer, asked involuntarily.

　　"I knew it for a long time." Guan Gu smiled proudly, full of confidence in himself!

　　"Come on then!"

　　After Yu Ziye dealt the cards, looking at Yifei's cards, Yifei covered his forehead: "How lucky are you? What did you give me?"

　　"And fried! What are you afraid of?" Yu Ziye said in a speechless whisper, "Don't look at the three as the smallest, as the saying goes, don't use shrimp as seafood, it is also a fried after all!"

　　"Besides this, there is nothing else, how do you want me to fight?"

　　"Then you can't blame my luck!" Yu Ziye was speechless, how could the cards he dealt be so good?Seeing Guan Gu's appearance, he laughed like a camellia.

　　"One pair of sevens." As the landlord, Zeng Xiaoxian first placed a pair, and then Yifei followed up with a pair of eights.

　　Guan Gu directly paired with Q, and even muttered something, causing Zeng Xiaoxian to be inexplicable, thinking that Mika saw his card!

　　Just when Guan Gu was complacent, Yi Fei suddenly pulled out four threes and was about to throw them down. Yu Ziye quickly grabbed her: "Hey, hey, Yifei, Yifei, you can't do this."

　　"Why can't I do this?" Yifei asked dissatisfied.

　　"Cough, you and Guan Gu are allies now, why are you still an ally?" Yu Ziye said speechlessly, whoever played cards with Yifei would probably be pissed off.

　　"He said it himself, no matter how you fight, you will win. I want to see if I will win if I fight like this." Yi Fei threw the bomb down regardless of Yu Ziye's dissuasion: "Four threes."

　　"..."

　　Meijia opened her mouth wide: "Isn't it? Sister Yifei, why are you like this?"

　　"We're experimenting with Guan Gu's superpowers this time. I don't think there's anything wrong with it!"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian almost laughed and turned into a silly beep: "Hahaha~ This reason is absolutely perfect, I like it, I can't afford it."

　　"It doesn't matter." Guan Gu comforted Mika: "I..."

　　Guan Gu drew a few cards and was about to throw them down. Mei Jia stopped Guan Gu just like Yu Ziye stopped Yi Fei: "Don't stop..."

　　Mei Jia pitifully begged Guan Gu, but Guan Gu was different from Yi Fei. He seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly realized: "Oh, well, I can't afford it either."

　　Yifei thought that Guan Gu was shy, took out a four, and threw it down: "A four."

　　"One five." Zeng Xiaoxian happened to have a single card, so he gave it that way.

　　"Eat." Guan Gu roared, and several people jumped in fright.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian, who felt that something was wrong from the beginning, was a little helpless: "What are you eating?!"

　　"I ate your five." Guan Gu smiled calmly and picked up the card: "Did you see the card in my hand?"

　　"What's wrong with two A's, one two, and one eight?" Yifei asked strangely.

　　Guan Gu said proudly: "One, two, five, eighty, one click and I'll help you. I have a chance to draw oneself. You all have to draw a card for me."

　　"..."

　　As soon as Yu Ziye saw Guan Gu's appearance, he knew that he was not simple. Until this moment, he knew that he didn't think too much, so he couldn't help but say, "Is this still possible?"

　　"How is it? Are you afraid?" Guan Gu proudly went to draw Zeng Xiaoxian's cards.

　　"Wait a minute." Yu Ziye held back his smile and stopped Guan Gu: "If that's the case, then I'm going to make a big move, three eights."

　　"..."

　　Yifei stared blankly at Yu Ziye tossing the cards from her hand. She felt that her IQ was not enough: "Three eights...why can you be big one, two five eight one?"

　　"That's right!" Guan Gu still didn't understand.

　　"Why not?" Yu Ziye didn't care about this. In terms of his ability to talk nonsense, can Guan Gu be comparable to him?

　　Yu Ziye was putting a few cards together, and then said silently: "Did you see it? Does the number eight look like an iron chain? Three iron chains are trapping you, and you can't run even if you run. This is called , impeccable, why can't you be bigger than your one two five eight one?"

　　"..." Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian felt that their worldview was about to shatter, and they were impeccable?Do you think you are playing Three Kingdoms Kill?Still invulnerable?

　　But the problem is that Guan Gu thinks this way: "It turns out to be like this, live to old age, well, then I will come up with a bigger one...".