My Apartment Life

Chapter 112

　　"Are you sure you're playing Landlord?" Yifei asked Yu Ziye blankly, not understanding why he went crazy.

　　Yu Ziye coughed and said weakly, "It was a while ago, but it's definitely not now. This is a game of bullshit. Whoever bullshit wins, let's see! Guan Gu must be more bullshit than me."

　　"Then why three eights are invulnerable, not four eights?"

　　"Four eights exploded, Mr. Zeng, you don't know?"

　　"..." Zeng Xiaoxian's card fell directly, and suddenly felt that his IQ was seriously insulted: "No, where did you learn it from? This is the first time I have seen this kind of landlord fight."

　　"I learned from Guan Gu, as for Guan Gu~"

　　Yu Ziye glanced at Guan Gu. Guan Gu didn't understand, and asked in a dazed way, "Isn't the way you play Landlord Fighting? But this is what Meijia taught me, Meijia, Meijia..."

　　Looking back, Mika ran away secretly without knowing when, and didn't even say hello, even the stupid Guan Gu knew that she was deceived by Mika: "No way, why did Mika lie to me? I'm going. Ask her about it."

　　Throwing the card on the table, Guan Gu ran away angrily, leaving Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei who were stunned, Yifei still didn't respond: "What happened to them? Mika didn't do anything shameful~ Bar?"

　　"No." Yu Ziye shrugged: "You all know about Guan Gu's unemployment, Mika just wants to help him."

　　"Help Guan Gu? How?" Yifei still didn't understand: "Help him become a god of gamblers? Or a god of gamblers with a swollen face?"

　　"Why are you so stupid?" Yu Ziye pinched Yifei's face helplessly, not to mention, this feels really good: "Mei Jia wants to contribute money to help Guan Gu, but Guan Gu's self-esteem is too strong, there is no way, only Tricked him into playing cards and wanted to lose money to him, but Guan Gu's card luck has not been very good recently, look at the cards in his hand now."

　　Yu Ziye took out the cards that originally belonged to Guan Gu on the table, and added those he played before: "Did you see it? In addition to a pair of queens, there is also a pair of aces, and there are no big cards with more than one suit. How is this kind of luck possible? Win, so Mei Jia made up a fake landlord fight and partnered with Zi Qiao to lose money to Guan Gu."

　　"Oh, so, Mika is still doing good things?" Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly realized that what he said was justifiable: "Then why did you expose them?"

　　"Hey, it's not me to expose them, okay?!" Yu Ziye was very dissatisfied with Zeng Xiaoxian's stance of throwing the blame: "I'm already worthy of fighting Guan Gu, obviously you said that this was not what Guan Gu heard about Fighting the Landlord."

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei took a deep breath, okay!It's really their fault.

　　"Then now that Guan Gu finds out, isn't Mika miserable?"

　　"I don't know, I've tried my best anyway." Yu Ziye seemed to be hanging high above the ground with nothing to do with it.

　　"..."

　　It should be a cycle!Yu Ziye thought so.

　　When Guan Gu first moved in, he planned to stop the "Love Three-legged Cat", but because of Mika's support, he began to fund and print the comic book.

　　Now Guan Gu has 'fallen', but Mika is about to pick it up. It can be seen that Mika really likes this comic.

　　. . . . . .

　　Afterwards, Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu found Yu Ziye and several people who colluded, and after confirming that the so-called love apartment fighting the landlord was true, Guan Gu gave up.

　　In this case, Guan Gu accepted the 'lost' money from Mika and Lu Ziqiao with peace of mind, and with Mika's encouragement, Guan Gu decided to continue creating.

　　However, the next morning, Wan Yu suddenly found that all the thorns on the cactus she raised were gone, and she was not happy for a day.

　　After a few days, Yu Ziye found some opportunities to take advantage of Yifei from time to time. He just had to wait for the extra money every month. He lived a good life and looked at Yifei quite unbalanced.

　　"I also thought about a life where I can do whatever I want." Yi Fei finally recovered from the various problems of the top students, and couldn't help sighing in Yu Ziye's ear.

　　"Yifei, it's easy to do what you want to do, and difficult to do what you don't want to do. I think you should have better goals."

　　"..." Yifei thought about it carefully, and felt that it made sense: "What if I don't want to fall in love? It's so troublesome, I have to deal with your harassment every day."

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　　"...Then I wish your wish will never come true." Yu Ziye complained with a dark face.

　　"Pfft~" Yi Fei was amused by Yu Ziye: "So heartless?"

　　"No ruthlessness, no! Ruthlessness is for the truth."

　　"Look at your bear-like appearance?" Yi Fei almost couldn't straighten her waist with a smile.

　　Yu Ziye said with a little melancholy: "Hey, life! It's like cooking, you can't do without onion, ginger and garlic."

　　"Ah?" Yifei thought Yu Ziye said 'it's all ups and downs'!As a result, he said: "How do you say?"

　　"Look, life is in a hurry. If you can manage (ginger), you can do it. If you can't use ginger, you will be garlic. Moreover, when the onion moves in life, there will be ginger. Don't encounter a little bit of it. Setbacks are garlic.”

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　　"Tsk tsk, as expected of the person who wrote the script! Can you describe this metaphor?" Yifei teased: "Should I say you are positive! Or is it poisonous chicken soup?"

　　"I just feel it, mainly to remind you that I am your onion, ginger and garlic."

　　Yifei touched her chin and nodded approvingly: "I'm going to be moved by you, so I'm going to eat something delicious, you can season it for me. ?"

　　"Okay~" Yu Ziye stretched out, "Want to play tennis or go shopping?"

　　"Can't I choose both?" Yifei rolled her eyes, suddenly remembered something, turned around and laughed suddenly, and said jokingly: "Oh, by the way, remember to check the tennis racket this time, don't use it as an electric mosquito again. shoot."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye's head was full of black lines. Wasn't that the last time I waited for Yi Fei to deal with things for more than two hours, and finally waited for her to play tennis and took out an electric mosquito swatter.Need to remember now?

　　Facing Yi Fei's ridicule, Yu Ziye suddenly laughed badly, kissed her, and then ran back to the room with a big laugh.

　　Yifei's mocking voice froze on her face, and even Lu Zhanbo, who had just come out of the room, was forcibly stuffed with a mouthful of dog food, and her whole body was not well.

　　Well done, who did you provoke?you want to show me this?Even if you are a second early!So.

Chapter 113

　　"Don't underestimate me, let me tell you, you don't even know how good I used to be."

　　Returning from shopping outside and playing tennis, although Yu Ziye carried a lot of things in his hand, he still did not forget to brag in Yifei's ear, as if he was playing with it.

　　After finally putting things on the sofa, Yu Ziye finally let out a sigh of relief, but Yifei asked, "Really? Then tell me about your glorious history and listen?"

　　"Let me tell you, when I was in school, no matter how difficult the question was, I could control the same score line very stably. How about it? I'll ask you if you're afraid?"

　　"What's this? Who isn't?" Yifei rolled her eyes silently, and then said calmly, "I think the difference between us is that you can maintain a stable score of zero, and I can maintain one hundred percent. score line."

　　"...Zero score in the test is also a symbol of strength, okay? You can try it yourself, the questions are not empty at all, you can try it with a zero score?"

　　"...I really can't do this." Yifei stuck out her tongue and scored zero in the test, she wouldn't let herself go.

　　Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu, who were sitting on the sofa reading magazines, were a little curious: "What are you talking about?"

　　Yu Ziye said helplessly: "Yifei insists on comparing me with her students, and also said that I was definitely not comparable to their students when I was a student, it was too cruel."

　　"No, it wasn't before, and you can't compare to it now."

　　"..."

　　"Yifei, if you don't say that, we can still be friends." Yu Ziye looked at Yifei resentfully: "How can you hit people like this? Anyway, I have also experienced social baptism, and it is good ability to make money. , you ask them, have they made any money?"

　　"Who said no? You ask the outstanding students, which one of them didn't get a scholarship?"

　　"Can that be called making money?" Yu Ziye said calmly: "I tell you, a person is very bad, and he thinks he can get a lot of titles."

　　"for example?"

　　"For example, procrastination masters, compromise geniuses, salted fish elites, coping experts, late-night takeaway tasters, early-to-be-returned artists, and 'It doesn't matter' Lifetime Achievement Award winner, 'Let's talk' exclusive spokesperson, the strongest king of staying up late and losing hair, The ambassador for losing weight, the queen of 'drinking performances', and the only designated heir of 'very lack of money' non-genetic skills.

　　Look, which title did I get above? "

　　"You're too talkative, aren't you? It's okay, I won't talk to you anymore, I'm going to take a bath." Yifei didn't want to entangle with Yu Ziye like this. It's a topic that won't last for a long time. Finish.

　　Lu Zhanbo is used to Yifei teasing Yu Ziye, and then Yu Ziye's behavior of being cute and taking advantage of it. If Yifei continues to talk to Yu Ziye, he might not be a child again.

　　Yu Ziye saw Yifei running into the room, took the clothes and walked into the bathroom, sat down on the sofa next to him, and continued, "But then again, when I was studying, it was a fierce one!"

　　"Of course, don't many people say that high school is the pinnacle of knowledge reserves?" Lu Zhanbo explained calmly.

　　"The most important thing is not this. The most important thing is that I used to think that ancient poems in Chinese were the most troublesome, but now I found out that compared to ancient poems in other subjects, those ancient poems are actually pediatrics."

　　"Why?" Lu Zhanbo was puzzled.

　　"For example, the same knowledge I have learned. I told you that the bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground. Raise your head to look at the bright moon, and bow your head to think of your hometown. Do you know what this story is about?" Yu Ziye Ask Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu.

　　Wan Yu raised her hand excitedly: "I know I know, this is Li Bai Jing Ye Si, expressing the author's homesickness."

　　"That's right." Yu Ziye nodded: "However, if I read it to you, in mathematics, 'odds and evens remain unchanged, the symbols depend on the quadrant'; or in chemistry, 'hydrogen helium lithium beryllium boron, carbon nitrogen oxyfluorine neon' ; Or more geographically, 'Hajitaba Afuhan, India, Burma and Laonan'; and in biology, 'staining one complex and two fissures, the number is halved and homologous'. What are these, do you know?"

　　The two were stunned when they heard it, and Lu Zhanbo said weakly, "I don't remember anything except mathematics."

　　"That's why!" Yu Ziye shook his head with a very unwilling look: "Just think about it, we not only knew it before, but also fully understood it. Isn't this just a peak?"

　　"Makes sense."

　　Lu Zhanbo took a deep breath and suddenly began to doubt his life. He went to college and returned all his butts. Sure enough, he was like a piece of trash. . .

　　After Yu Ziye hit the two of them, he started flipping through the things he bought today.

　　"Wan Yu, this is the CD I bought for you, and Zhanbo, the screwdriver you want is also here."

　　"When did I say I want a screwdriver?" Lu Zhanbo asked weakly.

　　Yu Ziye's head was full of black lines: "You said before that your Transformer was broken and needed a screwdriver to fix it."

　　"...Well, it's already fixed. In fact, there is a small stone stuck in it. Just take it out."

　　"You didn't say it sooner." Yu Ziye didn't respond too much. Buying a screwdriver is quite simple, and there is one for sale downstairs: "What is this?"

　　Yu Ziye took out what looked like a balloon from it, spread it out and looked at it: "Why is there a harpoon here?"

　　"Oh, I see." Wan Yu licked her lips suddenly: "It must be Feifei who hinted that you want to buy fish to eat."

　　"Snack, you want to eat fish, right?" Yu Ziye asked Wan Yu, dumbfounded, what should Yifei want to eat?Is it good to wave your hand directly.

　　"Hehehe~" Wan Yu laughed awkwardly.

　　To say that Lu Zhanbo has no eyesight, when you hear her say that she wants to eat fish, you wave your hand and say what will happen if I invite this fish?What a performance opportunity? 2.1

　　Yu Ziye wouldn't tell him that he was complaining so much for the sake of eating!Hey, the food that others buy is always better.

　　"Exactly, I'll give this to Joe, he'll like it."

　　"Why are you giving this to him?"

　　"Sea King! Isn't it just right to give him a harpoon?" Yu Ziye asked without looking back.