My Apartment Life
Page 54
Several people suddenly realized that they finally understood the reason for Zeng Xiaoxian's anxiety, and at the same time, Yu Ziye silently brainwashed Yifei: "So, Yifei, you see, it is Du's girlfriend's greatest disrespect that Teacher Zeng treats each other like a guest. I respect you."
Yi Fei was speechless, and rolled her eyes at Yu Ziye: "This is the first time I've heard such a fresh and refined expression of taking advantage."
Lu Zhanbo finally understood: "Is that an old lover? You can take this opportunity to catch up!"
"Hehehe, reminiscing about the old? What about the old? Recall the pain in the first half of my life? Or look forward to whether it will be more painful in the second half of my life?" Zeng Xiaoxian's whole person is like a person who wants to burn his ass.
"This is the problem." Yu Ziye continued to give Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu popular science: "This Laura has been with Teacher Zeng for eight years, and has been cheating with others for six years, and there are more than one."
"what?"
Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu finally cried out in surprise. It is not uncommon to be wearing a cuckold these days, but the cuckold that has been worn for so long has not been discovered, and it is already superb.
"Did you see it? Did you see it?" Zeng Xiaoxian was directly exposed to the scar, and he had simply broken the jar.
Yu Ziye exhaled: "According to the routine in the TV series, a wingman is needed at this time."
"What wingman?" Yifei asked with some incomprehension.
"Isn't it all played like this on TV?" Yu Ziye said confidently: "If you meet the provocation of your ex-girlfriend and can defeat her, either you have become famous and made her regret it, or someone is sexier than him and prettier than her. A better girlfriend than her to beat her."
"That's right." Yi Fei nodded in agreement: "But, this Laura, who just won the Pulitzer Prize for tires, is also the country's invited geography writer, how can I find someone better than her these days? A more cruel person?"
Yu Ziye rubbed his chin: "According to the script, a girl should appear at this time, maybe it's a lost fairy, or a daughter of a certain group, and then went to dinner with the male protagonist and ex-girlfriend, and was accidentally given to her. It was exposed and slapped a wave of ex-girlfriends in the face.
Then, the ex-girlfriend felt that her belongings had been robbed, and she was looking for this daughter to settle accounts, but was thrown into the river by her bodyguard. Then, the ex-girlfriend tried to slap the daughter with a lawsuit, but was overturned. .
This ex-girlfriend was crazy, she found a son of a certain noble family to support her, and used the son's power to deal with the daughter and the male lead. When she was finally defeated, she was abandoned by others and became a crazy woman who wandered on the streets but survived. "
"..."
A few people were stunned when they heard it, and Yi Fei finally turned around: "Do you really think it's filming?"
"Stop joking, okay? I'm in dire straits now, do you still have the heart to joke?" Zeng Xiaoxian roared.
Yu Ziye said calmly: "We are giving you advice now! Besides, we can learn this method."
"But where are we going to find the little fairy? Do you think that everyone can meet anyone's daughter?" Yi Fei pouted in dissatisfaction.
Yu Ziye pointed at Wan Yu casually, Yifei was a little discouraged: "When I didn't say it."
Yu Ziye said, and started to move again. He hugged Yifei's waist: "Isn't it easy? At this time, a very magical profession is needed."
"You mean...that kind of woman?" 377 Yifei disliked Yu Ziye away.
Yu Ziye touched his nose and felt helpless: "Hey, Yifei, don't you think so unhealthy? I'm talking about actors, I can't say anything else, I can't find the daughter of a certain group, but I can play a certain group. The group's daughter-in-law actor, catch a lot of it, and can become an actor, dress up, the figure and face are not bad, isn't it just to restrain this Laura?"
"Oh, it makes sense, if it's acting, even if it blows the sky, there's no problem!" Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu nodded thoughtfully, and looked back at Zeng Xiaoxian.
Although Zeng Xiaoxian is still scratching his head at this moment, it is obvious that he has already listened to what Yu Ziye said: "Is this really effective?"
"That depends on the strength of you and the actor." Yu Ziye shrugged, anyway, this is not his ex-girlfriend, and it has nothing to do with him.
"But, where are we going to find actors?" Lu Zhanbo asked suddenly.
Then he reacted, everyone looked at Yu Ziye, and Yu Ziye rolled his eyes: "Yes, yes, I can always find it, right? However, pay the deposit first."
Zeng Xiaoxian took out his wallet with a sad face, and Yu Ziye said directly, "Five thousand in total."
"Pfft~~" Zeng Xiaoxian stumbled and fell directly to the ground, his legs and neck shaking. .
Chapter 120
"Five thousand? Why don't you go grab it?" Zeng Xiaoxian is no longer nervous now, but is afraid. In order to defeat his ex-girlfriend once, the price is so high?Did you make a mistake?
Yu Ziye spread his hands and explained patiently to Zeng Xiaoxian: "This is not looking for extras, it requires a certain acting skills, and it may also require dedication, kissing and hugging the waist or something..."
"No, these must be done." Yifei came out and explained calmly: "Because you want to be mad at this Laura, these must be done, otherwise you will be in vain even if you find an actor."
"That's right." Yu Ziye and Yi Fei sang and said, "It's not too much for such an actor to spend [-] yuan? And then to play a daughter, luxury goods are always needed? These Wan Yu can help, but other Not to mention, a good car is always needed Not even a drizzle is enough."
Zeng Xiaoxian said weakly: "Just... can't you use the cottage?"
"Please, Teacher Zeng." Yu Ziye was helpless: "Think about it for yourself, your old lover is an international news reporter, and she doesn't even know about luxury goods. Is she a wool reporter? It's humiliating to see a copycat at a glance. It's still you."
"That's right, Mr. Zeng, I can't let go of my children and can't beat my ex-girlfriend." Lu Zhanbo patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder.
Zeng Xiaoxian threw Lu Zhanbo away: "It's not that you spend money on it? I don't do it, it's too expensive."
"Then I have no choice." Yu Ziye spread his hands, let Zeng Xiaoxian get restless!That's it anyway.
Zeng Xiaoxian sat there tangled, and finally recovered, thinking about what to do.
After leaving, in order to avoid Zeng Xiaoxian's anxiety, Yu Ziye and Yifei went to the bar again, during which Yu Ziye couldn't help but sigh: "Who invented this wine? I don't give a manual explaining when to drink it, every day. A few times, how much I drink each time, I'm always drunk, it's such a fool."
"Haha~" Yifei rolled her eyes and ignored Yu Ziye, as if you could listen to it with the manual.
Lu Ziqiao and Meijia heard Yu Ziye and Yifei chatting next to him, and Lu Ziqiao asked curiously, "Ziye, how is Teacher Zeng?"
I don't know who is so gossipy. When Zeng Xiaoxian's incident broke out, several people in the apartment knew about it, and it spread faster than some news. Yifei replied helplessly: "What else can I do? Here it is! Hey, I don't understand, why should I be afraid when I meet such a woman, it should be the other person who should be afraid, right?"
"Yifei, you don't understand this, right? Teacher Zeng doesn't! He doesn't dare to face it, it means that the rest of the relationship is not over! So this time we meet, there will be a new story~" Lu Ziqiao said as he spoke. Laughing slyly.
Lu Ziqiao is indeed a little more professional in this kind of thing. At first glance, it can be seen that Zeng Xiaoxian has never let Laura go.
"What is there to love about this kind of woman?"
"First love! It must be quite special." Yu Ziye replied casually: "Well, but then again, this Laura is really cruel, Ziqiao, I think your title of Sea King must be given to her."
"How cruel? She still has an octopus body?" As a sea king, Lu Ziqiao felt that his authority was being challenged.
"It's much more brutal than that." Yu Ziye waved his hand: "Can you cheat on someone else without telling a girl for six years? And then can you dump that girl first?"
"Uh...it's a little difficult." Lu Ziqiao's momentum was a little weaker: "But I'm good at starting first."
"Cut~"
Lu Ziqiao showed the rabbit's tail as he spoke. He suddenly said to Yifei, "Yifei, how about we make a deal?"
"tell me the story."
"You introduced Xiaobo to me."
"Ah~~" Yifei covered her forehead: "You're still playing tricks on others? Are you thinking of dying again?"
"No, no, I mean, I can introduce someone to Zhanbo." Lu Ziqiao offered a more attractive offer.
"Forget it! I don't dare to let Zhanbo go to the girl you introduced. If I get caught, my brother is much less capable than Zeng Xiaoxian." Yifei didn't dare to let Lu Ziqiao give Lu Zhanbo anything. Toss, who knows what kind of girl he introduced?
Yifei saw Yu Ziye constantly looking around, and suddenly came up in front of Yu Ziye, startling him, and then Yifei laughed secretly: "Ziye, where are you going to eat tonight?"
"Tonight?" Yu Ziye rubbed his chin: "How about eating at this bar?"
"Is it too expensive?" Yi Fei was a little unhappy, mainly because the bar was much more expensive than outside, whether it was drinks or food, and it was necessary to reserve a seat.
"...It doesn't matter, once or twice is nothing."
Yu Ziye is not worried about the lack of money now, and he is also a lot more generous. He will not save things like this that he can enjoy.
"Ok, then here." Yifei waved his hand: "Waiter, help us prepare two positions."
Lu Ziqiao felt that it was very boring. He didn't achieve his goal, and even the last killer didn't attract Yifei, so he could only continue to search for the prey.
Naturally, it was impossible for Meijia to stay here to eat the dog food for the two of them, so she chatted with Lu Ziqiao and followed.
. . . . . .
In the evening, Yifei went back to the apartment to change clothes and prepare dinner for the evening. Yu Ziye was waiting in the bar.
At this time, a middle-aged man suddenly appeared from the side. This thief had a wry look on his face and looked around, staring at the indescribable parts of some girls.
But suddenly he was a little discouraged, and when he saw Yu Ziye standing by the bar, his eyes lit up again.After tidying up his clothes, he pretended to be familiar and ran over: "Brother, where are you alone?"
Yu Ziye glanced at the middle-aged man in surprise: "I'm not interested in men."
"I'm not interested either." The middle-aged man choked for a moment, and quickly expressed his position.
"Then why are you flirting with a man? Those who don't know think you have some bad intentions!"
The middle-aged man's face blushed a little: "Young man, don't blame me for not reminding you, you have an evil eye between your eyebrows today, and bad things will happen when the time passes."
"..scare."
Yu Ziye glanced up and down again, and saw that this man was wearing a Chinese tunic suit, which was still dressed decades ago, and looked like an old antique: "Then may I ask this master, have you noticed it? , you also have a bloody disaster today?"
"...".
Chapter 121
The middle-aged man is very speechless. Are you a fortune teller or am I a fortune teller?Why are you more confident than me when you say this?Did you meet a colleague?
But the arrow was on the string, so I had to say: "Young man, I'm not joking with you. If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you. Moreover, bad things are not necessarily bloody disasters, but probably something else."
"for example?"
"For example, being frightened, suffering from a serious illness, or suffering from a peach blossom robbery, the wife and children are separated, and finally they have no choice but to wander the streets."
Yu Ziye opened his mouth and his face was a little dark. He didn't understand, why hasn't this guy been beaten to death yet?It is often said that people's wives and ions are separated.
"Although what you said is ugly, I'm not angry at all." Yu Ziye looked at the old magician with a half-smiling smile: "I also tell you, if you don't listen to good people, you will suffer in front of you, this master, you must be yourself. There are also two times, you should go back and draw two refuge talismans for yourself, otherwise I will not be responsible for the accident."
"Hey, why doesn't the boy listen? I'm doing this for your own good."
Yu Ziye took a deep breath and asked helplessly, "Okay! Then, according to you, what should I do?"
"It's very simple, 377 orders, bankruptcy and disaster."
Yu Ziye sneered in his heart, showing his tail so quickly?Really useless: "You mean, let me add some incense money?"
"No or no." The old magic stick shook his head and said calmly: "That's the routine used by the old monks, I mean, for example, you can donate the money, or invite everyone in the bar to drink or something, It's called bankruptcy, not giving money to someone alone."
"..."
When Yu Ziye saw Yifei coming back, he looked at the old magician with some sympathy: "Brother, ask yourself for more blessings! Your disaster is here."
"Young man, why don't you believe me? I..."
The old magic stick wanted to continue fooling Yu Ziye. At this time, Yifei came over and saw Yu Ziye chatting with an old magic stick. She couldn't help but ask curiously, "Ziye, where are you here? Who is this?"
"Yi Fei, let me introduce you. This is an old god. He said that my wife and son will be separated."
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