My Apartment Life
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"What?" Yi Fei was furious. Isn't that the same as slapping her in the face in public?Although she is not a wife yet, but what if she is in the future?He couldn't help but scolded: "Do you believe this? Old bastard, are you courting death?"
"Hey, hey, young man, I am... I am... ah~~"
Yu Ziye quickly covered his face, unable to bear to see his miserable appearance.
The old magic stick was thrown out of the bar by Yifei. When he came back, he saw that Yu Ziye was having a good time watching the play, and couldn't help but burst out in anger: "Is there something wrong with your brain? Do you believe in such a guy?"
"Who said I believed it?" Yu Ziye spread his hands innocently: "I'm still trying to persuade him to turn back and be a new man!"
"Do you really think you are a Tang monk? Is it your job to persuade others to turn back? If you encounter such a person in the future, punch him directly and don't say anything. I will be angry when I hear what he says."
"Ok, ok, I'll give him a punch next time." Yu Ziye couldn't beat Yifei.
"It's about the same." Yifei stroked her sleeves: "You ask the waiter to serve the food first, and I'll go to the bathroom."
"Oh, good." Yu Ziye pouted and sat down beside him.
Before long, a waiter came to tell him that Zhang Wei is here and is now waiting at the bar!
Yu Ziye's eyes lit up, and he ran to the bar before he had time to throw away the knife and fork.
Zhang Yida doesn't have this nickname yet!He is also a street boy. He just came out of the toilet just now, and is about to see if he can get free ice water to drink!As a result, a waiter told himself that someone was looking for him.
He was very curious, but the waiter didn't say anything, and he was too embarrassed to ask more, so he waited at the bar to see who was so cruel to be waiting for him here.
After all, he just came in on a whim to take a nap today, and he didn't even know he would come in here, but it's very strange that someone could figure out his whereabouts.
After waiting for only three minutes, suddenly a handsome guy who looked only a little worse than him rushed over.
Zhang Wei saw the knife and fork in his hand, and the 'evil' face, he swallowed, and a thought appeared in his head: "This is for revenge."
The first reaction was that Zhang Wei just ran off his feet. That speed made some sprinters feel a little ashamed.
Yu Ziye was a little stunned for a while, he didn't understand why Zhang Wei ran away when he saw him, did he look cruel?
"Don't run." It's absolutely impossible for him to run away, this guy is one of the protagonists!At least get acquainted with yourself!Yu Ziye couldn't control anything, so he chased after him.
So, there was such a scene on the street, a black handsome guy ran desperately in front, and a handsome guy in the back chased his life, and those who didn't know thought they were parkour in the city!
Zhang Wei has already determined that this is here to seek revenge, otherwise why are you chasing it so hard?
He showed great potential between life and death, but he was not caught up by Yu Ziye.On the other side, Yi Fei, who came out of the bathroom from the bar, saw that Yu Ziye was gone from the dining table, and he didn't even bring his mobile phone, so he thought he had gone to the bathroom too!
But he waited left and right, and he still didn't see him coming back. Yi Fei was a little speechless: "Isn't it going to fall into the toilet? Waiter."
The waiter was called: "Have you seen this person with me? Where did he go?"
The waiter knew these regular customers quite well. As soon as he said it was Yu Ziye, he knew: "Oh, just now I saw him chasing a man and ran out."
"Ah... ah?" Yi Fei blinked her eyes, always with a hint of sadness: "Man? What man?"
"It's a man named Zhang Wei, your boyfriend has been looking for him, don't you know?"
"Zhang Wei? Who is this?" Yifei scratched her head: "Did he leave anything to you?"
"No."
"Okay! Thank you." Yifei was a little depressed, what's the situation?Do you still lose to a man?
Yi Fei shuddered and threw all these messes out of her brain, and bit the chicken leg angrily. She didn't believe it today. Yu Ziye would really leave her here.
Mainly because Yu Ziye didn't have his cell phone, Yifei couldn't get in touch even if he wanted to contact him!
On Yu Ziye's side, he was also ruthless, chasing Zhang Wei for eight streets, and the two of them were directly exhausted.
Zhang Wei waved his hand, said nothing and ran away, just seek revenge!Finish the fight. . . .
Chapter 122
"I... I'm not running anymore, what do you want? Kill or scrape, let the horse come over!" Zhang Wei shook his head and supported the street lamp, stretched out his tongue and gasped for breath, and said to Yu Ziye intermittently.
Yu Ziye was so tired that he forgot about his date with Yifei.The main reason is that Zhang Wei ran away as soon as they met, and he wondered: "Hey, what did I say you ran away? Don't you think I would put a knife on your neck and tell you to take money if you want to survive?"
Zhang Wei swallowed: "This... robber brother, first of all, I have to correct your two mistakes. Why do you think I want to live? Also, why do you think I have money?"
Yu Ziye was stunned for a few seconds, then waved his hand: "What a mess, I'm not a robber, have you ever seen a robber as handsome as me? Wouldn't it be faster to get money from robbery than to be in the entertainment industry for someone as handsome as me? Not life-threatening."
"That's true, then why are you chasing me?" Zhang Wei asked unwillingly.
"Can I chase you if you don't run?"
"I didn't think..." Zhang Wei glanced at the knife in Yu Ziye's hand, and patted his forehead helplessly: "Okay! Okay! What do you have to do with me?"
Seeing that Zhang Wei had let go of his guard, Yu Ziye walked over, scratched his head, and suddenly asked earnestly, "Old Zhang! Do you want a wife?"
"..."
Zhang Wei's face is stunned, what's the situation?As soon as you come up, you ask such a private question?
"You're chasing me just to - ask that question."
"That's not true." Yu Ziye shook his head: "I thought we were destined, so I got to know you well, and by the way, I'll help you solve the major issues in your life."
"But, we don't know each other. Do you know if I have a girlfriend, so you can solve the major issues of life for me?"
"You definitely don't have a girlfriend."
"why?"
"You are so stingy, how can you have a girlfriend?"
"..." Zhang Wei's face darkened: "You know me quite well. What are you trying to investigate me like this?"
"I didn't investigate you." Yu Ziye waved his hand and explained calmly, "I said I saw through your future, do you believe it?"
"Blow it up. Since you have already investigated me, you must know my occupation. Then tell me, when can I receive the next case?"
Yu Ziye frowned and stroked his chin: "Fuck you! You don't even have a lawyer's license."
"..."
Zhang Wei breathed a suffocation, leaned on, he originally wanted to do Yu Ziye, but he was turned against the First Army, Zhang Wei was very upset.
Yu Ziye frowned and thought about what to do. Suddenly, he saw someone on the side of the road, and his eyes lit up: "That's it! Zhang Wei, don't you believe me? How about I show you a hand?"
"How to reveal?"
Yu Ziye pointed to the middle-aged and wretched man in a Chinese tunic suit on the side of the road: "Take him as an example. If I can guess what he will do next, I can prove my superpower, right?"
"Then guess what?"
"Okay, let me tell you, did you see that shit next to him?"
"I see! What's wrong?"
"Later this lump of shit will stick to his face, and he will eat it." Yu Ziye said confidently.
"..." Zhang Wei suddenly covered his stomach, with a faint nausea: "How are you cheating? How is that possible? Don't think I don't know your routine, you must have colluded with this person to deceive me. , that shit is actually a kind of food made into the shape of shit, right? I'm not going to be fooled."
Yu Ziye shrugged: "Don't believe it, I'll tell you, you can test it for yourself when he ends up like this, if this shit is real, then if we really collude to deceive you , at such a high price, why are you dissatisfied?"
"..."
Zhang Wei thought for a while: "It makes sense! The price is a bit high. If you really want to lie to me, I'm really convinced."
"Believe it?"
"Then take a look."
Zhang Wei and Yu Ziye looked over there and saw that the wretched man was pestering a girl, holding her hand, not knowing what he was doing. At this moment, a man suddenly appeared from the side.
'Pa~' slapped him, and then he turned around and fell to the ground, just pressing his mouth on the lump of shit, the man next to him stepped on his back again, and suddenly the old god The stick screamed and swallowed it directly.
"..."
· · Flowers · ·
Even Yu Ziye and Zhang Wei, who were prepared, covered their mouths and their stomachs were rumbling, not to mention the old magician.
At the moment he is squatting on the side of the road and vomiting!He almost vomited out his stomach, and after the leg cramps he vomited, the old magician walked away with trembling legs.
Yu Ziye endured his tumbling stomach: "Would you like to check it out?"
"That's for sure! What if I lied to you?"
"Go then!"
Yu Ziye shrugged and asked Zhang Wei to check. Zhang Wei found a stick from somewhere, poked it, and found that the smell was quite stinky, even if it wasn't shit, it wasn't a good thing Son, hurriedly threw the branches in disgust.
…
"How? Do you believe me now?" Yu Ziye said proudly.
"I believe it, even if he really trusts, then I will admit it." Zhang Wei still chose to believe in Yu Ziye, if he really wanted to cheat him, then the price would be too heavy: "Master, what you said before will help solve the problem. Is my life event real?"
"No."
"..." Zhang Wei's smile froze.
Yu Ziye shook his head: "Also, don't call me Master, my name is Yu Ziye. It is better to teach a man how to fish than to give him a fish. I can tell you about the future, but I won't introduce you to a girlfriend."
"Really? What will my future girlfriend look like?"
Yu Ziye thought for a while: "Well, your future girlfriend will be both wise and gentle, intelligent and rational, young and confident, capable of doing things, beautiful and lovely."
"Hey? Really?" Zhang Wei's saliva was about to flow out. The lethality of such adjectives was still particularly great for him.
Seeing Zhang Wei's appearance, Yu Ziye sighed and moved in his heart: "Oh, by the way, if I give you something, it will be our meeting gift."
"what?"
Yu Ziye took out a ball from his pocket, which was the stink bomb: "What I say next is very important, you can't open this thing, otherwise bad things will happen, you must give it to you when you get engaged. Your engagement partner, let her open, or you will be miserable, you know?"
Zhang Wei took the things over inexplicably, it was dark and had a sense of mystery.So.
Chapter 123
"What is this?" Zhang Wei took it over curiously, and found that there was only a small switch. Just as he was about to move it, Yu Ziye's voice came over: "If you dare to open it, something will happen to me. Not responsible."
"..."
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