My Apartment Life

　　Zhang Wei was so frightened that he didn't dare to do anything anymore, put it away, and said embarrassingly, "Thank you, brother, can I take the liberty to ask, when can I get engaged?"

　　"Hmm~" Yu Ziye touched his chin, thinking about telling him about Xiaoli, but he couldn't help sighing when Zhang Wei looked expectant: "According to your appearance, engagement requires At least ten years from now."

　　"Ten years?" Zhang Wei almost bit his tongue off. He is now twenty-eight. Ten years from now, he will be forty. Is he really so miserable?

　　Zhang Wei is very tangled. After ten years, the flowers are all thanks!

　　Yu Ziye shrugged and said calmly, "Yes, and I want to remind you that if you get engaged in advance, it will be miserable~"

　　"no..."

　　"Okay." Yu Ziye waved his hand: "That's all I can say. Whether it's a blessing or a curse, it's up to you, bye."

　　"Hey? Hey? Master, Ziye, brother?" Zhang Wei saw that Yu Ziye had left, and it hurt a little to see this little black ball. Does it really take ten years for him to get married?

　　No, it's just an engagement, we don't know when we'll get married!

　　Yu Ziye ran out and shook his head regretfully. His purpose was actually to change Zhang Wei's tragic life trajectory, at least let him not get entangled with Xiao Li, so that he wouldn't be cuckolded.

　　As for staying in the love apartment, Yu Ziye will just pull him in after the big deal. Anyway, he is already familiar with it now, so it shouldn't be too difficult in the future.

　　"It's miserable." Yu Ziye suddenly remembered that he was going on a date with Yifei, and now he left his girlfriend and ran away, it would be miserable.

　　Fortunately, although Yu Ziye has never been in a relationship, he still has an IQ. He had an idea, went to a flower shop and bought a bunch of flowers: "Hehe, I can explain it now."

　　Although he knew that Yifei didn't like this kind of bells and whistles, but buying it was better than Lu Zhanbo's Transformers.

　　Yu Ziye returned to the bar full of confidence, only to see Yifei sitting at the table bored, as if waiting for Yu Ziye to come back.

　　When Yifei saw Yu Ziye, her eyes lit up, and then she turned her head away arrogantly: "Yo, do you know how to come back?"

　　"Of course, my beautiful and sexy girlfriend is here! How can I not come back?"

　　"You know she's a beautiful and sexy girlfriend, so you're not afraid of people running away?" Yi Fei mocked a few words.

　　Yu Ziye said weakly: "I'm afraid, so, didn't I apologize to you? Look, what did I buy you?"

　　"..." Yu Ziye looked at the bouquet of roses, full of black lines: "You didn't buy this when you were passing by, right?"

　　"No, how is it possible?" Yu Ziye denied it.

　　"Forget it, I forgive you." Yifei rolled her eyes and accepted the flower: "Tell me honestly, who is that Zhang Wei?"

　　"how do you know?"

　　"Nonsense, you didn't let the waiter keep it a secret, of course I asked it out." Yi Fei cursed angrily, leaving her girlfriend to chase a man on a date, and that's what this guy did.

　　Yu Ziye scratched his head in embarrassment, and then said, "Oh, he's actually my friend."

　　"Really? Then why do people run away when they see you?"

　　Yu Ziye ran the train with his mouth full, and opened his mouth to fool Yifei: "That's because this kid is stingy, he owed me [-] yuan last time and didn't pay it back, he has been avoiding me, I heard from the grapevine that he seems to be coming here these days. , so I asked the waiter to help me pay attention, but this guy saw that I was holding a knife in my hand, thought I was going to kill him, and ran away, and I chased after him."

　　"Oh~ that's what it is." Yifei suddenly realized: "How cunning?"

　　"Well, how do you say it?" Yu Ziye rubbed his chin and thought, "Let me tell you this! Even if he doesn't eat, he only needs fifteen yuan for a day's food."

　　"Pfft~ Really?" Yi Fei looked at Yu Ziye in surprise, not eating, that is to say, either not eating, or eating steamed buns or instant noodles.

　　"Really." Yu Ziye rubbed his nose: "Anyway, it's the kind of Ju Chou, only you can't think of it, there's nothing he can't do."

　　"No wonder he hides from you for a hundred dollars..." Yi Fei was amazed. Sure enough, the world is so big, there are all kinds of surprises!

　　"That's not it." Yu Ziye shrugged and breathed a sigh of relief. He was finally fooled. If Yifei went deeper, he might have been ganged up long ago: "I'm starving to death, and I chased him eight streets."

　　Speaking of which, Yu Ziye devoured the food. Yifei turned grief and anger into appetite just now, and now he has probably filled a lot of stomach, which is in stark contrast to Yu Ziye, eating slowly.

　　After eating, the two returned to the apartment together. At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian and Laura had already left, and Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu were still discussing the matter of Zeng Xiaoxian intensely.

　　Lu Ziqiao and Meijia were also bickering from time to time, and Yifei suddenly thought: "Hey? Ziqiao, didn't you have an appointment with a girl to play mahjong? What? Didn't make any appointments?"

　　"Oh, needless to say?" Mika sneered at Lu Ziqiao: "When he texted a few girls, they happened to be playing mahjong, and then he was dizzy."

　　"Yes, I touched myself." Lu Ziqiao laughed at himself with a bitter face.

　　"Deserving it." Yu Ziye's heart was extremely unbalanced, he was numb, died of drought, and died of waterlogging. If he hadn't found a girlfriend now, he would have been single for so many years, and he was still on four boats. : "Don't you know that women have the habit of showing off their boyfriends to their friends? Women who blatantly lie to their friends deserve to be exposed!"

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　　"Of course I know." Of course Lu Ziqiao didn't even know this.

　　"So you still did it? This is the so-called sperm head." Mika even sneered.

　　"Anyway, there is no cost. If you fail, you will fail!"

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　Mika was a little discouraged, this bastard, it's really easy to say!There is no cost, only two scoldings are found at most. If the other party wants to do something and run away, they really can't do anything to him.

　　"I know now why Zeng Xiaoxian is afraid of Laura. This Laura also thinks the same as you." Yifei sighed. She had complained before, because Mao Mingming, Zeng Xiaoxian was the victim herself, but instead she was afraid of betrayal. That person, this is simply a big joke in the world. . . .

Chapter 124

　　After lunch the next day, a few people went to the bar to cook for a while, preparing to digest and digest food. Not long after, Guan Gu ran in from outside panting, as if someone owed him millions.

　　Mika, who was looking at the magazine, looked at him and asked with some concern, "Guan Gu, what's wrong with you? Are you unhappy?"

　　"Forget it, that profiteer, such a person, should kill himself."

　　"What profiteer?"

　　Guan Gu sat down, picked up the water on the table and drank it, no matter who it was: "I found out that my mobile phone has a special card today, so I went to the street and bought a new mobile phone, this mobile phone is dual SIM dual standby. Yes, it turns out that this new phone is more stuck than my old phone. When I went to return it, the boss told me plausibly: This is a dual-SIM dual-standby phone, which means that it will freeze twice and wait twice. , life and death will not give me back."

　　"Ah? So shameless? Go, Guan Gu, I'll help you teach the boss a lesson." Seeing that Guan Gu was at a loss, Mika aggressively went to the boss to settle the account. 11

　　Guan Gu scratched his head embarrassedly: "Forget it, I'll go now, I guess that boss has also left, and it didn't cost much."

　　"No, no matter how cheap it is, you can't deceive consumers?" Meijia said she didn't intend to bypass the boss: "Tell me which mobile phone store it is, and I'll go and refund it for you."

　　"Uh, it's not a mobile phone store." Guan Gu explained weakly, I found this at a second-hand stall for ten yuan a piece.

　　"..."

　　Mika's aggressive akimbo immediately froze there, and Yifei complained helplessly: "Ten yuan a second-hand stall? No wonder you're being scammed."

　　"This is still a double card. Even if he says double the card fee, you don't know who to reason with." Yu Ziye couldn't help laughing and crying. With ten yuan a mobile phone, you can check the time.

　　"You didn't tell me sooner." When Mika heard that it was ten yuan a piece, she didn't want to seek justice. What she came and went was not enough for her own fare.

　　Mika turned her head away a little depressed, and happened to see a person holding a bunch of flowers and was about to give it to Wan Yu, so it was like seeing some big gossip: "Hey, hey, look at you...Wan Yu was taken confessed."

　　The one who was most excited was Lu Zhanbo. He looked at Wan Yu with a very unhappy look, and he kept looking forward to it, Wan Yu, don't agree, don't agree!

　　The result made him very comfortable, Wan Yu just said a few words politely, and then the suitor bowed and left.

　　This made Lu Zhanbo heave a sigh of relief, and Yifei shook his head helplessly: "This is the third time this week, isn't it?"

　　Wan Yu found a place to sit down: "It scared me to death."

　　Mika asked with some nympho: "Wan Yu, I didn't see the face, how does it look?"

　　"Ugly, but ugly is very special, that is, very ugly."

　　"...Did you invite you out to dinner again?"

　　Hearing this sentence, Wan Yu felt even more helpless: "This is even more extreme. I'm going to have dinner on Valentine's Day next year."

　　"If you want me to tell me, this kind of person will be beaten to death when they encounter people with abnormal brain circuits." Yu Ziye complained: "Just think about it! He will say that the reason for inviting you to dinner next year's Valentine's Day is nothing more than two Kind of, one is that you will still be single by next year, and the other is that you will break up by tomorrow, if it were me, I would have slapped me long ago."

　　"You mean that your brain circuits are different?" Yi Fei teased.

　　"I can interpret your words as a compliment. Hehe, I was still writing scripts and studying art. Only with different brain circuits can I have better works."

　　Yi Fei covered her forehead and was speechless at Yu Ziye's shameless answer.

　　"I've heard of this problem." Lu Zhanbo suddenly interjected: "It's called Valentine's Day phobia, it was mentioned in the report yesterday."

　　"Valentine's Day phobia?"

　　Seeing that a few people didn't understand, Lu Zhanbo simply explained it directly: "That is, when Valentine's Day comes, no one is there to accompany you, and when you see other people are in pairs, you will feel lonely and fearful. The most important thing is, Very embarrassing."

　　Yi Fei snorted disdainfully: "What's wrong with this? There have been so many Valentine's Days before, and I haven't seen you have a partner! Isn't it just that?"

　　"Sister Yifei, don't stand and talk without your back pain. Of course you don't need to worry if you find someone." Meijia complained a little bit, this is really the so-called hungry man who doesn't understand the hunger of a hungry man.

　　Mika's inner thought is that now in the apartment, Wan Yu has so many appointments, even if there are none, isn't there Lu Zhanbo?Lu Zhanbo would definitely be happy to spend Valentine's Day with her.

　　And Yifei now has Yu Ziye to accompany her, not only will she not be lonely, but also have gifts to take.

　　Thinking of this, Mika felt grief from her heart, she had no one to accompany her in the apartment, so pitiful~~

　　"Then why don't you find one? There's still so long until Valentine's Day, enough for you!"

　　"Where should I go to find it?" Mei Jia was about to cry. She originally wanted to look for Guan Gu, but Guan Gu obviously didn't have any interest in her. Moreover, after getting along for so long, she already knew that Guan Gu Not a person who understands romance, she is a little tangled in her heart, whether Guan Gu is the person she is looking for.

　　"Wait?" Mika suddenly reacted: "Why should I find a boyfriend? I can find a spare tire! Find a familiar man to make an appointment. If 380 has no direction, you can be emergency!"

　　"This method is good, but..." Yu Ziye thought for a while: "I don't have the feeling of Valentine's Day! Because if you don't have feelings for this person, you might as well find a stranger, so at least there is still hope. Hopefully, because of this feeling of loneliness, I can't just find someone to replace it, or it won't be called Valentine's Day phobia."

　　"That's better than one person!"

　　"Actually! The best way is to keep yourself busy." Yu Ziye said calmly: "I have said before that there is something more exciting than falling in love, that is getting rich. When you see money coming in I'll definitely forget about it."

　　"So, how did you spend Valentine's Day before?" Yi Fei stared at Yu Ziye curiously.

　　"My Valentine's Day..." Yu Ziye was a little worried: "Of course I'm hiding in the room to do things, what else can I do?"

　　"Out of sight is pure, right?" Yifei smiled playfully: "You are escaping."

　　"Ah no." Yu Ziye said proudly, "I tell you, I can draw a beautiful girl and spend Valentine's Day with her. I think Ziqiao should understand my question, right?"

　　"Ah?" Lu Ziqiao was stunned for a few moments, then nodded in confusion, "Yes... yes, I can understand."

　　"...".

Chapter 125

　　"What is he talking about? You can understand?" Yi Fei looked at Lu Ziqiao suspiciously. Anyway, Yifei didn't understand what Yu Ziye was saying, so why did Lu Ziqiao understand it at once?