My Apartment Life

　　Lu Ziqiao actually did understand, but Yu Ziye asked him a little confused. He walked over and patted Guan Gu on the shoulder: "Not only I understand, Guan Gu should also understand, right?"

　　"What do you know?" Guan Gu Mengmeng asked.

　　Lu Ziqiao knew that he couldn't understand Yu Ziye's riddle, so he simply gave a hint: "Is that how you feel when you draw comics?"

　　"..." Guan Gu thought about it carefully: "You mean, the sense of accomplishment after painting?"

　　"Ah~~" Lu Ziqiao sighed and shook his head, speechless to Guan Gu: "Whatever you say is what it is!" Lu Ziqiao walked up to Yu Ziye: "It's okay, I understand you, as your bosom friend, I can Can't you lend me some money?"

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye's smile froze for a moment, and he pushed Lu Ziqiao away: "Damn, you understand, it's just an excuse for me to borrow money, right?"

　　"Haha~" When Yifei heard what Lu Ziqiao said behind her, she almost got a stomach cramp without laughing. This Lu Ziqiao is really thick-skinned!

　　Yu Ziye leaned on Yifei and was depressed. Zeng Xiaoxian came in at this time and saw everyone smiling happily. He asked curiously, "Hey, what are you talking about?"

　　"Mr. Zeng, are you up?" Guan Gu greeted, "We're talking about Valentine's Day! Would you like to talk too?"

　　"Valentine's Day? Which Valentine's Day?"

　　Of course, there are many kinds of Valentine’s Day. One is Valentine’s Day in February, and the other is Chinese Valentine’s Day. Hey, these programs are all created by those marketers. This so-called Valentine’s Day has a direct relationship with those people. relation.

　　"As long as your heart returns, any day is Valentine's Day." Yu Ziye raised his head and said calmly, "Mr. Zeng, are you still having a good date with Laura?"

　　"Can you be unhappy?" Lu Ziqiao smiled slyly: "Mr. Zeng came back very late last night. However, Mr. Zeng, I didn't tell you, why did you come back? Just take it to the hotel!"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily, "Can your mind be healthier?"

　　"It's your performance that makes people think crooked." Lu Ziqiao spread out his hands innocently: "You should have come back early, but you only came back in the morning. It's hard for me to think about it."

　　"Alright! Alright!" Zeng Xiaoxian got excited when he mentioned this, and then told everyone about his magical adventure yesterday.

　　Although he already knew the truth of the matter, Yu Ziye couldn't help but want to sing a song: "I fell in love with a wild horse, and there is no grassland in my home..."

　　Everyone listened to Yu Ziye sing this song in a daze, Zeng Xiaoxian saw that the others were stunned, and couldn't help shouting: "Hey, I said so much, do you understand?"

　　Yu Ziye touched his chin: "Let me sort it out for you, she has three ex-husbands, a fiancé, plus one William, seven boyfriends, plus you, a total of eight, and countless ex-boyfriends, yes Is that so?"

　　"Well, that's about it." Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know why, and his heart seemed to be numb.

　　Yifei shook her head: "I've seen a lot of sluts, but I've never seen such a slut."

　　"How can you say that to Laura?"

　　"I'm talking about you." Yifei didn't want to hit someone, but was already numb. It's hard to imagine that someone could be so cruel, and suddenly he seemed to think of something: "Ziye, what you said is even more explosive news. , did you mean this?"

　　"That's right." Yu Ziye shrugged, at that time he didn't dare to say such a thing to Yifei.

　　"Tsk tsk, how dare you date such a woman?" Yifei felt that her worldview was about to collapse: "Where is your cleanliness?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian was a little dissatisfied, and he didn't know whether it was numbness or hope for Laura: "I thought about this issue at first, but then I thought about it again, and felt that this matter, for us, has all the benefits and nothing. What a disaster!"

　　"That's not necessarily true." Yu Ziye pouted, seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes quivering with a shiver, and approaching Yifei's ear, he said, "Yifei, you must never eat with this guy in the future."

　　"Are you also obsessed with cleanliness?" Yi Fei was like the first day she met Yu Ziye.

　　"What kind of cleanliness?!" Yu Ziye said helplessly: "I tell you, it is difficult for you to determine whether there is any disease on her body, such as this kind of international sea king, what if Teacher Zeng infects us? ? I think it's better to stay away, if you get shot, you're done."

　　Yifei suddenly realized, and nodded in agreement: "This is a problem, I'm not afraid of ten thousand, just in case, I don't dare to take any risk, but fortunately he changed rooms with you, and in the next few days, we can go out to eat , try to eat outside as much as possible."

　　"...Hey, what are you mumbling about?" Zeng Xiaoxian called out to Yu Ziye and Yifei in dissatisfaction.

　　Only then did the two react, and with a cough, Yifei said calmly, "What, what did you just say?"

　　"Oh, Teacher Zeng said this is the dream of all men."

　　Yu Ziye opened his mouth and asked Zeng Xiaoxian in surprise: "Your dream is to be cuckolded? I'll go, can you stop substituting yourself for all men? I don't like it."

　　"You..." Zeng Xiaoxian's head full of black lines: "I mean, we can be irresponsible to each other, this is a perfect state, isn't this your ideal?"

　　"Don't be responsible?" Yu Ziye touched his face: "That's also called a man? No, that's also called a man? Hey, Teacher Zeng, did you forget what Ziqiao told you before?"

　　"What did Ziqiao say?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Lu Ziqiao, who shook his head, not impressed: "I told him a lot, which one did you say?"

　　"My ideal girlfriend!" Yu Ziye spread his hands: "Isn't it what you said, it's impossible to find a girlfriend who best fits your ideals?"

　　"Yes, you're right, but what does this have to do with Laura?" Fortunately, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't forget about it: "Also, Ziqiao also said: I can't find a completely ideal girl, but at least I can find it. Some ideal girls, I've found them now."

　　"..." Yu Ziye was speechless, why did he feel that this sentence was a bit of a secret concept?

　　As long as there is a little ideal girl, can you ignore the bottom line?

　　"Hold on, hold on, let's stroke it!" Yu Ziye felt a little confused in his brain, why did he think what Zeng Xiaoxian said made sense? This is a problem, there must be something wrong. .

Chapter 126

　　"You said, the most dream of a man is not to be responsible to a girl, right?" Yu Ziye explained the matter to Zeng Xiaoxian from the beginning.

　　"That's right." Zeng Xiaoxian agreed shamelessly.

　　"Ok, I despise you." Yu Ziye didn't give him any arguments, just showed a quality middle finger, and he didn't hide his contempt at all, leaving Zeng Xiaoxian full of black lines.

　　"Hey, you still say no?"

　　Yu Ziye blinked, suddenly hugged Yifei, and then said: "Is there a problem? I admit, there is nothing wrong with this sentence, it is an ideal, but it is equivalent to shouting here: I want Robbing the bank, although it was wrong, so that I could get rich, but did not act. And you shouted that you were going to rob the bank, but actually ran over with a kitchen knife, this is the difference, understand?"

　　Lu Zhanbo, who had been bypassed by Zeng Xiaoxian, was also woken up by Yu Ziye's words: "Yes, that's right, what Ziye said is good, Mr. Zeng, ideals return to ideals, but reality returns to reality, what do you think in your heart, how perverted it is. Just thinking about it in my heart, after all, in the face of social pressure, everyone will have one or two perverted ideas, but it's your fault to make them."

　　"That's right, you said that you are a good man, but you actually did that kind of irresponsible thing, tsk tsk tsk, eh."

　　For a time, everyone used this Yu Ziye to talk about the 380 method, and they denounced Zeng Xiaoxian one after another.

　　"Hey, why are you doing this? I finally got up from where I fell, and I can face it calmly, shouldn't you be happy?"

　　"Really?" Yu Ziye touched his chin: "Sometimes, people's brains deceive themselves because their desires are too strong. In this kind of thing, there is only one way to stay sane."

　　"any solution?"

　　"Follow your heart." Yu Ziye calmly stretched out a finger: "Everyone knows that the human body and brain have muscle memory, why can a kind person never be able to do something too sinful? Because meeting you When doing bad things, the brain reflexively resists and hates."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian listened for a long time, but couldn't hear what Yu Ziye was saying: "What do you want to say?"

　　Yu Ziye ignored him, but continued to explain: "You have been dizzy now, but the conditioned reflex of your brain is still there. If you hate Laura's behavior, then no matter how you are affected by yourself in your daily life, Dominated by your desires, you will make some very resisting actions and expressions, and these actions and expressions will present a very contradictory feeling in your body.

　　Therefore, as long as we do an experiment, we can see how your own heart thinks. "

　　"How to experiment?"

　　"Simple." A mysterious smile appeared on the corner of Yu Ziye's mouth: "The next time we meet, don't think about anything, just kiss her."

　　"Wow~~"

　　Several people couldn't help but let out a sigh, and their faces showed a look of watching a good show, which made Zeng Xiaoxian want to get into the cracks in the ground: "What kind of experiment is this? Can you stop being so dirty?"

　　Yu Ziye spread his hands and looked confused: "Heaven and earth conscience! Your own thoughts are inherently dirty, tell me, I am a very simple experiment, testing his heart, is it what he said? Is it really dirty?"

　　"Yes, I agree. It was originally to discuss filthy things, Mr. Zeng, anyway, you have already uncovered this layer of skin, why do you need to set up an archway when you are a bitch?" Lu Ziqiao persuaded Zeng Xiaoxian with a smile.

　　Yu Ziye continued: "Besides, you have said it yourself, you are in a perfect state where both parties are not responsible, if you do this, it shows that you are not going with her, so what are you worried about?

　　On the contrary, if you can't make it, it proves the point I just said, your brain is resisting the decision you made, whether you are shy or not accepting it, it can show that you are not that kind of person, if you continue , is the time to fall completely. "

　　When Yi Fei heard Yu Ziye's statement, she nodded in agreement: "That is to say, if you think about heaven and then think about hell, if you have the first time, then you will stand up from the place where you fell. , in the future, you can maintain your original heart and continue to maintain your character as a good man."

　　"But we've..."

　　"I said it was you who took the initiative, not passively accepting it." Yu Ziye interrupted him directly: "There is an essential difference, okay?"

　　"Cut~ Go and go, do you think I dare? I'll do it for you soon." Zeng Xiaoxian refused to accept and decided to accept Yu Ziye's challenge.

　　. . . . . .

　　Now everyone in the apartment doesn't agree with Zeng Xiaoxian's point of view, and even a scumbag like Lu Ziqiao can't accept Laura, one can imagine how cruel this woman is.

　　Originally, it stands to reason that Lu Ziqiao is completely irresistible to this kind of woman who is irresponsible, careless, and can take advantage of her indefinitely.

　　Of course, this may be because he is still Zeng Xiaoxian's ex-girlfriend, and he is not easy to start with.

　　But anyway, if it was someone else, Lu Ziqiao would definitely persuade him to get started immediately, but when he arrived at Laura's place, he directly persuaded Zeng Xiaoxian not to make mistakes, which already explained the problem.

　　In the evening, because everyone did not agree with Zeng Xiaoxian, and Zeng Xiaoxian still had fantasies about Laura, he didn't eat in the apartment at all, but took Laura out to eat.

　　This makes Yu Ziye and Yifei very happy, not because they dislike Zeng Xiaoxian, but mainly because they dislike Laura. . .

　　Yu Ziye made a random order and ate it like that.

　　Yifei, who wanted to watch the play, couldn't wait: "I said, didn't Zeng Xiaoxian say to accept your challenge? Why hasn't there been any movement yet?"

　　"What's the hurry?" Yu Ziye was speechless: "Mr. Zeng and Laura have been dating for eight years, and they are too embarrassed to start! At this time, do you think he can do it?"

　　"Yeah!" Yi Fei was a little discouraged, eight years and one day, how to calculate this ratio is a bit wrong.

　　"I think Teacher Zeng shouldn't dare." Wan Yu still has a lot of confidence in Zeng Xiaoxian: "I didn't dare before. Now that I know so many things about Laura, I don't dare."

　　"Not necessarily." Lu Zhanbo retorted: "What if Teacher Zeng breaks the jar?"

　　"Then we can only congratulate. In the future, our apartment will have one more scumbag and one less principled person." Yu Ziye shrugged: "This kind of thing has only zero and countless times, it is absolutely impossible to have only one. "

　　"...".

Chapter 127

　　"Is it that serious?" Lu Zhanbo asked weakly.

　　"Of course, and it's definitely more serious than what I said." Yu Ziye shrugged: "Trust me, once the honest people become crazy, they will definitely be more crazy than anyone else, and even Lu Ziqiao won't be able to keep up."

　　"Then you asked Teacher Zeng to do such a thing?" Yifei said speechlessly.

　　"It's better to block it! Is it possible to let Teacher Zeng live with this burden all the time?" Yu Ziye spread his hands helplessly: "The so-called letting go of this matter is either decided to make a clean break, or simply degenerate, in which the ambiguity continues, only It can only add to the troubles~”

　　"..."

　　Yifei twitched the corners of her mouth: "Why do you understand this so well? Didn't you - haven't you ever been in love?"

　　"Ha, never been in a relationship, doesn't mean you don't understand." Yu Ziye said proudly: "Didn't the doctors not have some diseases, but they can treat them? If it's just on paper, I'll tell you three days and three days. Do you believe that the night does not carry the same pattern?"

　　"I believe, of course I believe it, hehe~" Yi Fei complained weakly: "You used to bring a notebook to your appointments, can I believe it?"

　　Lu Zhanbo shook his head speechlessly. There is no one who has never been in love. It's okay for the other party to take a notebook on a date. How about being scolded for sending a Transformer?