My Apartment Life

　　"I'm going to make fun of him." Yifei said suddenly: "Waiter, call me."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye scratched his face: "No, Yifei, what do you want?"

　　"I'm going to use that lost little white rabbit's name to call him and make fun of him." Yi Fei laughed excitedly.

　　"No." Yu Ziye said dissatisfiedly: "You have never spoken to me that much. I was raised by a stepmother, right?"

　　"..." Yi Fei twitched the corners of her mouth and said dissatisfiedly, "Can't you be more aggressive?"

　　"Why? I don't want it!"

　　"Okay, okay." Yifei was very helpless, and took the call from the waiter: "Mejia, come here, remember, that lost little white rabbit calls Ziqiao a 'mighty little tiger', don't help me ."

　　"Oh, okay!" Meijia was quite interested in the whole Lu Ziqiao's affairs: "Then let me come!"

　　Moreover, compared to Yifei, Mika's babbling seems to be more convincing than her. After Mika waited for Lu Ziqiao to pick it up, she began to say, "Hello dear."

　　Lu Ziqiao was a little worried, what is this!You don't seem to have a girlfriend recently, do you?Why would someone call him at this time: "Who are you?"

　　"Can't you hear my voice? My dear mighty little tiger."

　　Wan Yu, who was listening next to him, and Yi Fei looked like she wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, but Lu Ziqiao, who was listening to the opposite, seemed to be surprised: "Oh, is that auntie? I almost heard your voice. Is there a problem?"

　　"Oh, it's nothing, I just feel that my mouth is dry recently, and I want someone to give me a warm hug, if only you were by my side."

　　Lu Ziqiao glanced at the girl sitting next to her, and had an idea: "What? Traffic accident, what traffic accident? Uncle cousin, is he all right?"

　　"I'm a little uncomfortable now. I'm hot all over. I can't hold it anymore. Guess what's causing it?"

　　"Oh my God! You let him drive the tractor by himself. I said long ago that all four wheels are demons."

　　"Come on! My little tiger."

　　"Well, if you need an organ transplant, I'm willing. Please tell me the hospital address."

　　"..."

　　After Mika hung up the phone, Ninja smiled and waited for Lu Ziqiao to come over.

　　Sure enough, Lu Ziqiao looked like he couldn't wait, and greeted everyone, telling everyone that he would not be back at night, and proudly showing off his achievements.

　　Wan Yu wanted to tell him the truth, but was stopped by Yifei, and Lu Ziqiao couldn't wait to run out.

　　"Hahaha~" After Lu Ziqiao left, a few people burst into laughter. After the laughter was enough, Yi Fei put her arms around Yu Ziye's neck, looked at him playfully, and said in a snarling voice that would not pay for her life: " Mighty little tiger, my mouth is dry, can you give me a warm hug?"

　　Just as Yu Ziye was about to speak, Mika complained unhappily, "Sister Yifei, you don't have to do this, right? You haven't been apart since I came in, and you've been hugging each other all the time. How warm do you want to be?"

　　"Do you mind me?" Yu Ziye was upset and Mika interrupted Yifei.

　　To be honest, if you were a friend of Yifei and heard what she said, you would probably get goosebumps, but if you were a couple and heard this, it would feel like nothing. too comfortable.

　　However, after being destroyed by Mika like this, Yu Ziye was very unhappy: "Yi Fei, go ahead!"

　　"Forget it! The emotions I brewed are long gone." Yi Fei rolled her eyes and broke Yu Ziye's hand: "I'll go to the bathroom."

　　After a few minutes, Yi Fei rushed out of the toilet excitedly, then took Yu Ziye's hand: "Come with me."

　　"What's wrong?" Yu Ziye said inexplicably, "You don't want me to take a look at you because you pee?"

　　"..." Yifei said unhappily: "What do you say? I just had a whim and thought of a dish that I can definitely make. Let's go back and experiment now."

　　"..."

　　397 Yu Ziye asked in a daze: "You went to the toilet for a while and thought of a dish that you can make? Why do I feel weird?"

　　"...What did you say? Come back with me."

　　Yu Ziye had no choice but to be dragged by Yifei to the apartment.Hey, I can't help it, I'm used to it. I eat some dark food every three days. Now he doesn't expect his sense of taste to be able to tell the difference between good and bad.

　　But: "Yifei, tell me first, what do you want to do? I'll help you!"

　　What Yu Ziye can count on now is that he can make the taste back a little, so that it won't be so dark.

　　"Well, okay!" Yifei slowed down and then said to Yu Ziye, "I don't think I will go bad with egg-related dishes, because as long as the egg is not burnt, how cooked is it? You can eat them all, and I guess that’s the reason why I can make egg fried rice successfully, as long as I add some garlic~scallions~or tomatoes, I can make several dishes.”

　　Yu Ziye was very painful: "That's right, but, have you considered other issues?"

　　"What else could be wrong?"

　　"For example, saltiness, sweetness, or spiciness. As far as I know, every time you fail to cook, most of it is because you don't master these things well."

　　"...".

Chapter 155

　　Yu Ziye stared at the scorched egg with black lines all over his head. Yifei was sitting beside him with his chin propped up in depression. It was obvious that he couldn't eat it at a glance, and he probably wouldn't be able to get out of the toilet today if he ate it.

　　In fact, Yifei seems to have overestimated herself. Yes, as long as the eggs are not burnt, they can be eaten whether they are half-ripened or whole. However, with Yifei's temperament, he directly ignites the fire, and then struggles with how much salt to put. When how much spicy it is, the egg is already burnt.

　　In other words, she couldn't even do the simple step of not scorching.

　　Yifei patted the table and was very angry: "It doesn't make sense! When I made fried rice with eggs, the eggs were never burnt, so why would they do that?"

　　"That's because you don't have to think about adding peppers or other seasonings when you cook egg fried rice, but when you cook, you have to think about MSG, soy sauce, etc., so you are in a hurry."

　　"Oh~ is that so?" Yifei suddenly realized: "Is there anything that uses less seasoning than egg fried rice?"

　　"Well... it's not that there is none." Yu Ziye said calmly: "You are actually the most suitable for making hot pot. You can add whatever you want to the soup and pour it directly into the soup. You don't need to worry about anything else."

　　"Can making hot pot be called a dish?" Yifei glared at Yu Ziye. If she didn't know how to cook hot pot, she might starve to death. After all, she made hot pot by herself.

　　"..."

　　Anyway, it is impossible for Yu Ziye to eat this egg. Even if Yu Ziye wanted to eat it, Yifei would stop her. She just wanted to see Yu Ziye eat what she made, but she didn’t want Yu Ziye to die. It looks like the blood seals the throat immediately after eating it, can I eat it?

　　"It seems that I have to do some research." Yi Fei tore off the apron on her body and flipped through a cooking book next to her: "Go and play first! I'll watch it later, I'll give it to you at noon later. You cook."

　　"Ah? Are you still doing it?" Yu Ziye asked worriedly.

　　"I'll give you egg fried rice first?" Yi Fei rolled her eyes.

　　"It's okay." Yu Ziye breathed a sigh of relief. Although her fried egg fried rice had no taste, at least it wouldn't kill you. It was already pretty good.

　　Speaking of which, Yi Fei didn't care about Yu Ziye, she read the cooking book on her own, and Yu Ziye, a little bored, also followed by writing and drawing.

　　I don't know how long it took, Lu Zhanbo came out of the room. He probably woke up a little late on the weekend. Seeing Yu Ziye and Yifei sitting in the kitchen, he greeted in a daze: "Sister, Ziye, early!"

　　"Morning, did you sleep through the night again last night?"

　　"Where is it?" Lu Zhanbo walked into the bathroom in a daze, Yifei shook his head.

　　After that, Lu Zhanbo sat on the sofa, not knowing what he was tinkering with.

　　On the other hand, maybe Guan Gu and Meijia have helped Zeng Xiaoxian move things into the room, and Zeng Xiaoxian is packing things right now!

　　After walking over, Zeng Xiaoxian saw Lu Zhanbo's appearance and couldn't help asking: "Zhanbo, don't you want to use your mind to move this phone?"

　　"No, I'm going to call Ada, it's brewing."

　　"Ada?" Yifei became interested: "Who is Ada."

　　"The girl in the same building as our company, we often take the same elevator, yesterday afternoon, we met by chance in a cafe, hahaha~"

　　Yifei didn't even read the book after listening to it, and walked over excitedly: "Okay! Boy, so you strike up a conversation?"

　　"Of course." Lu Zhanbo can be said to be quite proud of this matter: "She said she would call me, but I think I am a man, so I must take the initiative! You said I did the right thing! ma'am~"

　　"That's great." Yifei hurriedly took out a few sticks of incense, and then bowed: "Great, Zhanbo finally realized that he was a man."

　　"..." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed dryly: "But why are you worshipping Zhou's photo?"

　　"Do you care about me?" Yifei scolded Zeng Xiaoxian dissatisfiedly: "Quickly, Zhanbo, fight over, I want to witness this historic moment."

　　Yu Ziye also followed, and he still had some impressions about this Ada, as if it was a trick, right?

　　However, Lu Zhanbo was tricked, and the other party gave him a phone number to apply for a certificate, so good, she didn't want to know Lu Zhanbo at all.

　　Lu Zhanbo simply thought it was a phone number issue, thinking that he had read it wrong. As a result, the phone number was extremely perfunctory.

　　"Hahaha~" Yu Ziye laughed lightly: "So, Ziqiao's experience tells us that when you want to make a phone call alone, it is best to use your mobile phone to dial it again, otherwise it can only be regarded as wishful thinking."

　　"Nonsense, I must have misremembered." Lu Zhanbo didn't believe anything.

　　Yifei rolled her eyes, she didn't know whether to be happy or sad for having such a simple brother for herself!

　　"...Brother! You can't overthink it! Numbers like one, two, three, four, five, six, seven and eight have come out. Do you know how much the probability differs from the probability of winning a lottery ticket?"

　　"You will also win if you buy a lottery ticket." Lu Zhanbo was stubborn.

　　"You think too much, this is all controlled by others." Yu Ziye complained silently, this thing is not unreported, it is already a well-known unspoken rule.

　　"So...is this number really fake?" Lu Zhanbo still couldn't believe it. He never thought that the phone number he had finally asked for was actually a fake.

　　"... Zhu."

　　Several people didn't know how to comfort him, Yifei could only say silently: "Don't make such a fuss, you are not the first person to be rejected, if I were a girl, I would definitely not give one so casually. Strangers call."

　　"Hehe~ That's right, if anyone wants the phone number of Aunt Hedong." Zeng Xiaoxian said a bit meanly, which attracted the double death gazes of Yu Ziye and Yifei.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian's laughter stopped abruptly, and he could only laugh twice: "Understand, understand, I'm here to get something, I'll leave in a while, and I won't disturb you."

　　Lu Zhanbo was even more sad: "But, how can I be a stranger? We have met in the elevator four times, she should have an impression of me."

　　"I can't tell." Yu Ziye shook his head: "Some people are blind, and they may forget or not pay attention to those who have seen them ten times. It exploded, of course, there are also people who are born with a popular face, the kind that makes people forget at first sight, so let alone the fourth time, even forty times, they may not be able to remember you.”.

Chapter 156

　　"So, Zhanbo, what do you think it will be?" Yu Ziye looked at Lu Zhanbo jokingly.

　　This guy scratched his head, was a little unconfident about himself, and said weakly: "You say I'm a public face?"

　　"Brother, don't be so unconfident." Seeing Lu Zhanbo, Yifei thought he was a popular face, and patiently comforted him: "It may be that people don't like you at all, so they automatically ignore you! It has nothing to do with popular faces. No."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye blinked his eyes, touched his face, coughed awkwardly, leaned into Yifei's ear and said, "Well, a person's first impression is appearance, right? You can't even look at your face, except Outside of the public face, it is ugly and messed up, how can it have nothing to do with the public face?"

　　"..."