My Apartment Life

　　"..."

　　Lu Zhanbo looked at Yu Ziye with a constipated expression, are you two devils?Even if you are whispering, don't let us hear it, okay?It is hard for you to think that you are comforting people.

　　"Zhan Bo, no matter what, the other party gave you a fake number, no matter if you are blind or not at all, it means that she doesn't want to contact you, you give up!" Zeng Xiaoxian from the 397 study room After taking out a few books, he said to Lu Zhanbo as he walked.

　　"However, I gave her the real phone number. She didn't want to contact me, so why did she pick up my contact information?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian is a little speechless about Lu Zhanbo's simplicity, he doesn't understand it anymore. Have you seen many such routines?

　　"Zhanbo, I'll ask you! If you meet a flyer on the road, will you give it back to others after you take it?"

　　"Of course not, I secretly threw it into the trash can." Lu Zhanbo said subconsciously, and suddenly realized: "You mean, she just turned around and secretly threw my contact information into the trash can?"

　　"..." Zeng Xiaoxian shrugged, acquiescing.

　　"But I'm not handing out flyers, I really want to make friends!"

　　"Perhaps you look like a flyer." Yu Ziye complained weakly.

　　As soon as these words came out, Lu Zhanbo's little heart was like glass, shattered into slag, Yifei glanced at Yu Ziye speechlessly, you know it!For Mao to speak up?

　　But forget it, anyway, Lu Zhanbo was regarded as a food delivery, express delivery, or small advertisement, not once or twice.

　　When Lu Zhanbo was losing his mind, suddenly the phone rang. Lu Zhanbo, who was in the sensitive period, was like a chicken blood: "Great, she's calling, she's really calling, hahaha~~"

　　Lu Zhanbo seemed to have rekindled hope, picked it up with a proud face, and then smiled slyly: "Hello, hello, I'm glad to see your heavenly voice again, you looked so beautiful yesterday, hehehe. ~~”

　　Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to have a feeling of being slapped in the face, and left 3601 with a thumbs up, just when Zeng Xiaoxian closed the door, Lu Zhanbo's attitude took a [-]-degree turn: "Sister, Mom's phone number. "

　　"..."

　　Yifei's smile froze on her face, and she answered the phone in pain: "Hey, Mommy!"

　　Yu Ziye looked at Lu Zhanbo speechlessly: "Zhanbo, why do you pretend to be so similar?"

　　"I thought it was Ada's phone call." Lu Zhanbo was equally sad, and the hope that finally ignited was dashed, but for him, there was still a little bit of hope.

　　"Anlaanla~ Zhanbo is very good, why don't you ask him yourself?" Yifei continued to chat on the phone enthusiastically: "What? You sent a gift? Why did you suddenly think of sending a gift?"

　　Lu Zhanbo looked at Yifei curiously. He was very curious about the gift she said. Yifei suddenly glanced at Yu Ziye, and suddenly couldn't help crying: "No, Mommy! What are you thinking about?"

　　"Yi Fei! You're not too young, I'm not telling you, you can finally get a boyfriend, of course you have to hold on tight." Yuan Chunli on the opposite side still knows Yi Fei quite well, and Yi Fei hasn't been in love for a long time. , she knew clearly in her heart: "Don't worry, what Mommy gave you this time must be a good thing, hurry up, answer the phone for my son-in-law, I want to talk to him."

　　"Mummy!" Yifei covered her mouth helplessly and whispered, "What nonsense are you talking about? You just want me to marry you?"

　　"How old are you? Do you want to stay at home if you don't get married? You are so beautiful, how much more rice do you eat from me?"

　　"..."

　　Yifei's head is full of black lines, and this mother is really the best!By the way, have you eaten the rice at home now?

　　I saw Yi Fei came over dissatisfied and threw the phone to Yu Ziye: "Here, I'll find you."

　　"Looking for me?" Yu Ziye swallowed, just heard Lu Zhanbo say that this seems to be his future mother-in-law!what do you say that is?Lichun Courtyard?No, Yuan Chunli. . .

　　"Hello, Auntie." Yu Ziye answered the phone calmly.

　　"Auntie?"

　　Yuan Chunli's words made Yifei who was overheard full of black lines. Yu Ziye laughed dryly and glanced at Yifei: "Cousin?"

　　"Hey, cousin."

　　"Pfft~" Lu Zhanbo squirted directly, his smiling face twitched, and Yi Fei would fall directly beside him, Yu Ziye patted Yi Fei quickly, as a way to comfort her: "Biao... sister~ you Don't worry, I will take care of Yifei."

　　"I'm not worried about Yifei, I'm worried about you!"

　　"Worry about me?" Yu Ziye was a little confused.

　　"Yes, if Yifei bullies you, tell your cousin and let me teach her a lesson for you."

　　"Uh, ok... ok." Yu Ziye almost laughed and cramped, looked at Shang Fei and found that she was staring at him fiercely: "By the way, Biao...sister..."

　　All right? !He was really not used to calling his cousin: "What gift are you talking about?"

　　"You will know when you receive it. I think you will like it."

　　"..."

　　Yuan Chunli chatted with Yu Ziye for half an hour, and asked about Yu Ziye's family, work and other information over and over again.

　　Yi Fei looked a little jealous: "Are you biological or am I biological? Why can't wait to hang up the phone after a few words with me, and I can't bear to chat with you for a day?"

　　"Can this be the same?" Yu Ziye hung up the phone and said with a bit of laughter: "Do you know what kind of role you are in your mother's mind?"

　　Yifei thought for a while, and suddenly realized: "You mean, I'm her rival in love?"

　　"...".

Chapter 157

　　"No." Yu Ziye retorted speechlessly, and then said weakly: "Actually, you are just an impulsive punishment from your parents. Have you ever seen someone who still likes their punishment so much? And I am taking this punishment away. So why do you say she treats her so differently?"

　　"..."

　　"Pfft~" Lu Zhanbo was afraid that he would be beaten to death by Yifei, and his stomach was twitching with laughter, but he still didn't dare to make a sound.

　　After Yifei heard this, she felt that the whole person was not well, why did she suddenly feel so reasonable?

　　"Ah~ I'm dead, I'll cook now, and I'll take you to be buried with you." Yi Fei said a little unhappily, picked up the apron next to her, and came to the kitchen - to prepare today's lunch.

　　Yu Ziye put the phone back and went to the kitchen: "Yifei, don't be discouraged, you have to think about it, if you have a child, and the child disturbs our two-person world, do you also think this Is it an impulsive punishment?"

　　Yifei's hands froze for a moment, she glanced helplessly, and took out a few eggs from the refrigerator: "I don't deny that what you said makes sense, but you said it in such a serious way, it made me more uncomfortable, okay?"

　　Before, Yifei could still be joking about what Yu Ziye said, but now Yu Ziye explained it this way, but felt that Yuan Chunli really thought she was a burden, and this feeling was very unpleasant.

　　"Then why not? Let me give you a hug? My hug is real, more real than real gold. Come." Yu Ziye opened his hand and hugged him without hesitation.

　　Yifei sighed helplessly: "Ah~ I know you're sincere, but I'm cooking now! You can hug me, can you not hug my hand!"

　　"Oh~" Yu Ziye let go of Yifei's hand, hugged her waist, and watched her mix eggs.

　　Lu Zhanbo covered his forehead and couldn't bear to look directly. This scene made them unhappy. Please, this is a shared apartment, can you point your face!

　　"I'll go back to my room first." Lu Zhanbo really didn't want to see this scene, so he chose to go back to his room.

　　Not long after Lu Zhanbo entered the room, Yifei let out a howl, and Lu Zhanbo, who was too hungry, obediently came down.

　　Facts have proved that people are hungry to a certain extent, even if they have no taste, they can eat with relish. Before Lu Zhanbo got down, Yifei suddenly glanced at her hand: "Hey? My fake nails are gone, I got up in the morning. Did you forget to put it on again?"

　　"You can pull it down!" Yu Ziye on the side was very speechless: "I clearly saw what you put on, but it must have fallen off again. You are also wearing fake nails while cooking. You are also 666!"

　　Yifei swiped at the pot twice, but couldn't find it: "Forget it, let's see who has the better luck today, so I'll put a coin in it on purpose."

　　"..."

　　This egg fried rice is going to be a hodgepodge.

　　This is Yu Ziye's first thought, hair, fake nails, maybe something else: "Your nails aren't poisonous, right?"

　　"What did you say?" Yifei gave Yu Ziye a dissatisfied look: "You bought this. If you didn't buy a fake, it wouldn't be poisonous."

　　"..." Yu Ziye felt aversion to the cold and patted his chest, okay!Fortunately, I will not be greedy for cheap, otherwise it will be miserable.

　　Then, he felt something was wrong, opened his eyes wide and said, "Wow, Yifei, you have such a deep mind!"

　　"Ah?" Yi Fei felt a little inexplicable.

　　"Did you deliberately throw fake nails into the pot to test the authenticity of what I gave you? If it's fake, will we all die together?"

　　Yi Fei's head is full of black lines, this second-hand product really has a brain hole!Yifei said calmly: "Yes, I did it on purpose, didn't I say it before? I'm going to bring you to bury, so I'll forget it so soon?"

　　"Scare~ are you really playing?"

　　"Don't worry, it won't kill you. If you really buy a fake one, you might." Yifei said and helped Yu Ziye get a bowl: "Eat first, I'll go to the bathroom."

　　Yu Ziye was speechless, looking at the egg fried rice in front of him, should I eat it or not?This is a problem.

　　The next moment, Lu Zhanbo also came down. Seeing Yu Ziye's tangled face, he was a little puzzled: "Hey? Ziye, why don't you eat?"

　　Saying that, he also served himself a bowl, just when he saw Wan Yu coming down, Wan Yu also sniffed her nose: "It's so fragrant! What is this!"

　　Lu Zhanbo said attentively, "Do you want a bowl of the egg fried rice that my old sister made."

　　"No, I'm losing weight recently."

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　　"Losing weight?" Lu Zhanbo stared at Wan Yu in surprise.

　　Wan Yu's stomach turned upside down for a while, and she couldn't help but become embarrassed: "Okay! When I didn't say it, I want to eat two big bowls."

　　"Are you sure you want to eat that much? This isn't made by Mika, it's made by my old sister."

　　"What's wrong with what I did?" Yi Fei came out of the bathroom dissatisfied.

　　"No, the egg fried rice made by my elder sister tastes pretty good!" Lu Zhanbo was stunned as soon as he came out.

　　Yu Ziye gritted his teeth: "Okay! Eat, anyway, we will die together."

　　"What?" Lu Zhanbo asked weakly.

　　"I put mouse medicine in it, do you like it or not." Yifei rolled her eyes.

　　"What?" Lu Zhanbo was startled, covered his mouth, and wanted to spit it out.

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　　"The medicine for mice is medicine for mice!" Wan Yu said very single, and kept pulling egg fried rice into her mouth: "Poisoning is better than starvation, by the way, Feifei, how do you do this? How about teaching me another day? ?"

　　Yifei finally recognized her and said happily, "Diaoyou, you are very discerning~ Then you don't need to change the day. It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day. I'll teach you today."

　　"Today? Don't you have to go to class?" Wan Yu was stunned for a while, then came back to her senses: "Oh, I overslept, today is the weekend, hehehe~"

　　As a teacher, there is still some rest time on weekends, but for people like Wan Yu who do odd jobs, they don't remember the day of the week.

　　"You two, one dares to teach and the other dares to learn. I admire you for being like this." Yu Ziye complained a little bit about the two guys. Purely teaching bad students?

　　"Tsk~ What's not to dare?" Yifei said proudly: "This has been tested by the truth. Look, isn't Wan Yu's food delicious? It means that my level is fine, but you don't know how to appreciate it."

　　"If I remember correctly, Wan Yu didn't eat last night, right? I slept this morning until now, can I eat deliciously?" Yu Ziye's head is full of black lines, who is hungry and doesn't eat deliciously? ?

　　The most convincing thing is the instant noodles. If you are hungry, this is simply delicious, but once the stomach is full, it can make people vomit.So.