My Apartment Life

Chapter 158

　　"Then..." Yi Fei glared at Yu Ziye, and was very upset about him tearing down her own platform: "Haha~ That's for sure, I'll teach you after dinner, don't worry, I'll be very serious, you Don't embarrass me~"

　　Lu Zhanbo and Yu Ziye couldn't help but look away. With Yifei's cooking skills, very few people would lose face to her, and most of them would raise her face. . .

　　But after thinking about it, Lu Zhanbo and Yu Ziye weren't stupid enough to say it, they just left Yifei and Wan Yu to toss. Anyway, for something as simple as egg fried rice, you can do it by reading the manual.

　　After lunch, Yi Fei couldn't wait to teach Wan Yu how to cook egg fried rice, and even forgot to learn any new dishes.

　　Yu Ziye watched Yi Fei teach Wan Yu, complicating a simple problem, and suddenly he couldn't stand it any longer: "Yi Fei, then I'm going out for a walk, you can play slowly."

　　"Go, let's go!" Yi Fei waved her hand indifferently, and now her attention is completely on Wan Yu.

　　Yu Ziye went out and stretched out, pushed open the door of 3602, and saw Guan Gu and Mei Jia sitting on the sofa reading a magazine: "Guan Gu, Mei Jia, didn't you go out to eat?"

　　"Shh~~"

　　Mei Jia and Guan Gu hurriedly made a mute gesture to Yu Ziye. Yu Ziye looked back, and there seemed to be no one else left. They were talking to themselves: "You...what's the situation?"

　　"Don't make trouble, don't scare it away."

　　"Who is he?" Yu Ziye still didn't understand what Guan Gu and Mei Jia said.

　　At this time, Guan Gu and Mika suddenly screamed: "Ah~ it's here, Mika, spray it, spray it."

　　"What?" Yu Ziye hurriedly lowered his head to take a look. A dark creature rushed past his feet, startling him: "Fuck, what the hell is this?"

　　"This is the monster we saw last time."

　　"That's not right!" Yu Ziye blinked: "Isn't it a southern cockroach? Why is Mao like this?"

　　"It's not a cockroach, it's not a mouse, why don't you help!" Guan Gu and Mika were going crazy, jumping up and down holding the pesticide, Guan Gu holding an encyclopedia and smashing it hard.

　　Yu Ziye was speechless: "Oh, what are you afraid of? This thing doesn't bite people, it just looks a little disgusting. Watch me drag my child and slap it to death, ha~"

　　Yu Ziye stepped on it with one foot, and both Guan Gu and Mika could hear a sour 'crunch' sound, and a rat-like scream.

　　Mika and Guan Gu couldn't bear to close their eyes: "It's over?"

　　"it is finally over."

　　"I don't look like it." Yu Ziye felt something was wrong, and then a strong force came from his foot. It was like a wheel was attached to his foot.

　　Guan Gu and Mika heard a 'click' sound, then Yu Ziye's eyeballs burst out, and then another scream: "Ah~"

　　Guan Gu and Mika swallowed, and the cockroach swept past their chat. The two screamed a few times and ran out just like that.

　　Yu Ziye patted the floor and endured the pain: "Ah~ hey~ hey, I'm still here, I can't get up, you guys pull me!"

　　"..."

　　Guan Gu and Mei Jia didn't even close the door, they ran out and left Yu Ziye here. Yu Ziye wanted to cry but had no tears, so he wanted to walk in here!

　　But then again, this cockroach is really a cockroach!The head and tail are from a mouse, and the body is from a southern cockroach, shiny and shiny, and has six legs, and he was stepped on by a man like Yu Ziye, who weighed more than [-] pounds. . .Just like a living creature, he can even knock Yu Ziye down, which is even better than Xiaoqiang!

　　After a long time, Yu Ziye stood up with a painful face, and limped back to 3601.

　　This time, it was really painful, and while walking, he grinned at Guan Gu and Mika: "Two dishonest guys, I kindly help you catch monsters, but you actually left me and ran away."

　　"Who left you?" When Yi Fei was waiting for Wan Yu to try to do it, she took time to see Yu Ziye, heard what he said, saw him limping in, and asked anxiously: "What's the matter with you? Are you okay?"

　　"If something happens, please hug me." Yu Ziye hugged Yifei aggrievedly.

　　Yifei felt inexplicable and didn't push him away, but asked concerned: "What happened to you? Wasn't it okay just now?"

　　Yu Ziye suddenly remembered: "By the way, a monster was found next door..."

　　"Strange...monster?" Yi Fei was a little confused: "What monster?"

　　"It's the kind with a head and tail that looks like a mouse, a body that looks like a cockroach, and one that can fly." Yu Ziye said with a bit of pain.

　　Speaking of which, he originally thought it was an exaggerated TV series, but it was just a joke, but he didn't expect it to be true, and he could be almost infinitely close to the cockroach drawn by Guan Gu.

　　The world is so crazy, I want to go home.

　　"Really or not?" Yi Fei obviously didn't believe it: "Aren't you scared too?"

　　"Nonsense, I've seen cockroaches the size of mice and mice the size of cats. Would I be afraid of this so-called cockroach rat?" Yu Ziye said with a black line: "It's just that I wanted to step on this monster, but it turned out to be too slippery. , I just split a fork."

　　Yifei raised her brows, looked at somewhere in Yu Ziye, and then laughed out loud: "Haha~ Isn't it? Haha~"

　　Yu Ziye said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, if something happens to me, you won't benefit."

　　"..." Yifei blushed: "We'll be sisters when something goes wrong, why is it no good? Come on, let's go! I'm going to see some monsters with you, it's so scary, let's help you vent your anger by the way."

　　"Wait a minute." Yu Ziye rubbed the roots of his legs: "I haven't slowed down yet, please let me slow down first."

　　"..." Yi Fei almost couldn't help laughing again, and after a while, he said, "Is it alright for 2.1? Why don't you just split a fork? What a big deal.

　　"I'm not like you've practiced it." Yu Ziye was speechless. Men are naturally inferior to women in this face. This is congenital. I've been in pain for a longer time. Do you blame me?

　　Yi Fei picked up a mop from the corner of the door, and walked towards 3602 with such majesty.

　　Pushing the door open, Yi Fei glanced around and found that there were no cockroaches at all: "Where is it?"

　　"How do I know? Have you ever seen a mouse appear aboveboard?" Yu Ziye asked silently, "Of course it's a bait. Wait, I'll go to the refrigerator and get the sesame oil."

　　"Hurry up! My apprentice is still waiting for me to go back!"

　　"..." Yu Ziye's head was covered in black lines, are you too embarrassed to say that you are an apprentice? .

Chapter 159

　　"Crackling, banging, banging~"

　　3602 heard the harsh sound of falling things, some slaps on the floor and some anxious screams. After an unknown amount of time, it finally quieted down, like a war that ended.

　　"It's really not right!" Yifei looked at the cockroach.

　　Yi Fei originally thought that Yu Ziye was frightened and fainted, which led to a deviation in his memory, but after he caught this thing, he found that it was really no different from what Yu Ziye said.

　　I saw this cockroach was buckled in a transparent glass, with several books and a person pressed on it to prevent it from escaping, and this thing was running around in the glass.

　　"Did I say so?" Yu Ziye looked as if I didn't lie to you: "This isn't a mutant creature, is it?"

　　"I don't know, it's not a normal species anyway." Yifei clapped her palms: "What should I do next? I caught it, but I can't keep it here forever, right?"

　　"Emerging species are generally of great research value." Yu Ziye said, took out a piece of cardboard, fastened it to the mouth of the cup, and took the cup and cockroaches with him: "We will sell it to some researchers, maybe it will be able to Selling for a lot of money."

　　"Can't you chase 11 a little bit?"

　　"Then what did you say?"

　　"..." Yifei blinked and touched her chin: "I don't know either, forget it, do as you said! By the way, do you know any researcher?"

　　"do not know."

　　"Fuck, you're talking shit!" Yifei shook her head speechlessly, she didn't know anything, and even sold money: "Then why don't I take it to the school? If nothing else, at least a professor of biology. There are still."

　　"Wait a minute, why do you want to be far away!" Yu Ziye suddenly thought: "We can find Xiao Hei downstairs!"

　　Yifei was stunned for a few seconds: "Ah? Xiao Hei? Didn't he invent it? He also understands biology?"

　　"Should...understand?" Yu Ziye was a little unsure, mainly because he knew that Xiao Hei was a septuplet, and each had its own research direction, which he really didn't know.

　　The reason why he recommends Xiao Hei is mainly because when he watched the drama before, he saw that there were artificial hearts and mice in Xiao Hei's room. These seem to be the result of biological research, right?

　　"Then let's go and show it to Xiao Hei, maybe he will give an answer." Yi Fei said that he had no problem. Anyway, it was only a few steps away, and he could know the truth immediately!

　　So, Yi Fei and Yu Ziye came downstairs with the cockroach and knocked on Xiao Hei's door.

　　A little black wearing a gray shirt opened the door: "What?"

　　"Xiao Hei, we caught a new creature, help us to see how it appeared." Yi Fei gave Yu Ziye a place and handed the cockroach mouse in front of Xiao Hei.

　　Xiao Hei glanced at it curiously, then clapped his palm, pointed at the cockroach and said, "Oops~"

　　"Do you know what this is?" Yifei asked curiously.

　　"Of course I know." Xiao Hei snatched the thing, and then actually released the cockroach.

　　"Hey, it ran away right away." Yu Ziye wanted to remind Xiao Hei.

　　"No." I saw Xiao Hei grabbing it in his hand, this cockroach was as well-behaved as a kitten, and Yu Ziye and Yi Fei looked at it with a confused expression.

　　I just heard Xiao Hei say: "Experimental product one, two, three, I finally found you."

　　"Ah?" Yi Fei and Yu Ziye looked at Xiao Hei in shock: "You said, this is your test item?"

　　"Yes!" Xiao Hei said, guiding Yu Ziye and Yifei into the room: "As one of the two major species on earth, cockroaches have very good scientific research value. Similarly, mice also have their advantages, but , since these two creatures are not seen by human senses, they become creatures that everyone shouts at.

　　So, on the basis of the unique advantages of the two creatures, I combined these advantages, so this thing was formed. "

　　Yifei and Yu Ziye twitched the corners of their mouths. Although they said that the starting point was a good one, but this is also a godsend, right?You don't fuse so many creatures, but you want to fuse these two?

　　"Xiao Hei, let me remind you! The guy who cultivated cold-resistant mosquitoes has already been arrested. You don't want to follow in his footsteps, do you?" Yu Ziye advised Xiao Hei not to make mistakes.

　　Xiao Hei calmly explained: "I'm different from him, because what he cultivates is biology, and what I cultivate is machinery, it's just a mechanical experiment."

　　Saying that, Xiao Hei turned over the cockroach mouse and pressed it on his stomach, only to see the cockroach mouse's stomach popped open, revealing the lines inside.

　　Yu Ziye and Yi Fei saw black lines all over their heads: "Why did you invent this thing?"

　　"Of course it works." Xiao Hei explained to the two of them: "Cockroaches can clean up food residues, and mice can bite off some hard things. Thinking about cooperation here, you can completely clean up things in corners. How about it? Am I very genius?"

　　"..."

　　"I don't think so at all." Yu Ziye and Yifei covered their foreheads, and Yu Ziye explained helplessly: "Brother, we hate it because cockroaches are too disgusting, mice will bite things, and when you get together, even if you say Datian It's no use coming!"

　　Yu Ziye found that the things that Xiao Hei invents now are even more boring than those invented later. No wonder he didn't make many appearances at this time. It turned out that his invention was not very reliable!

　　"Then why did this thing come to us?" Yi Fei asked dissatisfiedly: "Do you know how many people this thing has frightened?" 400

　　"I don't know. I did an experiment last time and put it on the balcony, but it disappeared. I still don't know how it ran."

　　Yu Ziye coughed and reminded weakly, "Have you forgotten that it will fly?"

　　Xiao Hei's eyes lit up: "Yes! When I did it, I did this function. It turned out to be flying away. Hey, why didn't I think of it?"

　　"..."