My beautiful boss and I

These two quacks made Lao Li tremble all over. Then he turned to look at me with an unexpected expression on his face. He seemed to doubt how I could smile like this when I called.

I grinned bitterly at Lao Li.

Lao Li pursed a smile, then turned his head and continued to look at the sea.

"Kaka - you're finally laughing like a crow." Xia Yu said: "I ask you, yesterday I sent you so many SMS, why didn't you return one? Don't you know Miss Ben's temper? I don't know what's the consequence of not answering a text message if I can? "

I said, "I don't know!"

"What don't you know?" Xia Yu said.

I said: "first of all, I don't know if you sent me sms. My SMS is set to silent state. I never prompt when I send SMS. Moreover, I never read SMS. When I come, I delete them directly Second, I didn't know that Mr. Xia had such a big temper. I didn't know that there would be serious consequences if he didn't return the message. "

"You're bullshit, you're lying." Xia Yu said.

"I'm full of bullshit, I'm full of lies!" I said.

"You keep talking, you keep lying!" Xia Yu said.

"Muyou, I Muyou!" I said.

"No matter whether you are bullshit or not this time, I will let bygones be bygones. But from now on, when you see my SMS, you must first look at it and then return it Of course, if it's not convenient at that time, such as big milk nearby, you can not go back for the time being But as long as it's convenient, you have to go back! " Xia Yu said: "second master, don't forget, I'm your big client. Do you abuse big clients like this? The customer is God, I am your God. Don't abuse God like this, OK

I said, "OK, I see."

"Well He is a good boy if he knows his mistakes I like obedient children Well behaved Ke Ke, you should listen to your sister's words in the future... " Xia Yu smiles and starts to tease me.

"Mr. Xia, do you have anything else to do?" I said.

"Why? God calls you. If you don't answer the phone properly, how can you question God? " Xia Yu said.

I said, "no, I'm not questioning, I'm questioning."

"Well Second master, where are you? " Xia Yu said.

"I'm playing with my friends and their children." I said.

"Oh Play, play what? A boyfriend or a girlfriend? " Xia Yu said.

"What does Mu have to play? It's just playing by the sea." I said, "friends with handlebars."

"With a handle? What do you mean with a handle? " Xia Yu said.

"The man with the handle." I didn't expect that Xia Yu didn't understand this.

"Why do men carry handlebars?" Xia Yu said.

"I feel dizzy." I took a look at Lao Li and said in a low voice, "silly girl, take That handle is the thing on people. "

"What's that thing about people?" Xia Yu asked, "do I have wood on me?"

"You don't have it now, but maybe you will have it sometimes or not in the future..." I whispered, "that thing is chicken."

"Oh Ha ha... " Xia Yu burst out laughing: "you are Yike, you are a rogue. You are teasing Miss Ben Hey, don't be proud. Don't think I'm a fool. Miss Ben just pretended to be a fool to let you succeed Fool, ha ha... "

I can't help laughing at Xia Yu.

After laughing, Xia Yu suddenly said, "second master, I miss you."

I was speechless and said, "are you OK today?"

"Yes, I just finished a task Between busy hours. " Xia Yu said.

"Then keep busy and don't delay your work! First of all I want to hang up.

"Don't hang up without me!" Xia Yu said.

"Oh, I didn't hang up..." I said.

"But you have a tendency to hang up." Xia Yu said.

"Oh, I didn't notice." I said.

"If I don't say hang up, you can't hang up." Xia Yu said.

"But you mustn't talk about it endlessly. If you have something to say, just hang up!" I said.

"Well I have something to do... " The sound of summer rain is pitiful.

"What's the matter?" I said.

"I miss you What shall I do? Second master. " Xia Yu said.

I'm speechless again.

"Hate work, hate summer, give me so much work, weekend also don't let me have fun." Summer rain murmurs again.

"Busy is a good thing, busy can enrich, busy can exercise their ability." I said casually.

"Hum, big talk and empty talk. Don't give me that It's not fun at all. I'm not working anymore. I'm going out to find you. I'm going to play with you! " Xia Yu suddenly said: "second master, while the big milk is not around you, tell me where you are. I'll go to find you now!"As soon as I heard it, my head became big.

Xia Yu came to play with me. How can it be! Not to mention that I have a headache when I see her, there is an old man Li here. Xia Yu's stubborn character can't make Lao Li dizzy!

I answered Xia Yu flatly: "no! You can't come! "

"Why not?" Xia Yu said, "if the second master comes out to play, the second wife should accompany him if he doesn't want to."

"No way is no way, where come so much nonsense!"

"You have to give me a reason for the past, or I have to go!"

"I won't tell you where I am. You can have a bird..."

"You are the bird Come on, why don't you let me go? "

"You don't know some of our friends. We're big men playing together. What do you say you're mixing in? What should I do? Don't stick to me

"I don't know. What are you afraid of? Because I'm afraid of you old men? If you don't know me, then you will know me? " Xia Yu said: "it's their honor to show them miss Ben. I went to show them that you have such a beautiful, lovely, gentle and virtuous mistress. Isn't it a long face for you?"

I can't laugh or cry: "well, Mr. Xia, please don't torture me, ok You are so modest. If you were gentle and virtuous, there would be no gentle and virtuous woman at the bottom of that day Can you give me a day off? "

"What do you mean? Die Yi Ke, you dare say I am not gentle and virtuous? So you mean I'm being rude? You are not a coward. You dare to slander the innocence of the mistress. " Xia Yu cried out: "die Yike, do you treat customers like this? You look at other people's big milk and invite customers to dinner. You don't agree to meet each other. If you do business like this, you will have big customers. I tell you, I'm looking for you today to talk about business and the plan you said to me that day. It's work. It's business. "

"I don't talk about business today. I haven't made a plan yet. After finishing the plan, I will personally present it to Mr. Xia. Now it's my private leisure time. I don't talk about work." I'm going straight back.

"This So You... " Xia Yu seemed to have no idea for a moment, and said, "smelly second master, smelly Yike, you don't play with me, I don't like you any more I hate you, I hate you... "

"Well, good I hate it I said.

"Hum, hum, if you don't play with me, I don't want to play with you Go to hell Die as far as you can. " Xia Yu hung up angrily.

I was relieved and finally got rid of the little devil.

I put away the phone and looked at Lao Li. Lao Li was smiling at me: "finished?"

"Well..." I set up my cell phone.

"Why are you so rude to President Xia? Isn't she your big client? " Lao Li said.

"Ah, Lao Li, you don't know." I sighed: "bitter - do you know how bitter I am Mr. Xia is so difficult. He had to come to play with me just now I didn't promise. This girl is so unruly and crazy that I can't stand it. If she comes, I think you old bone will be upset For the sake of the old man, you live a few more years, I firmly did not promise to let her come. "

"Ha ha..." When Lao Li heard me finish, he burst out laughing.

I looked at Lao Li: "man, what are you laughing at?"

After laughing, Lao Li looked at me and said, "it seems that one thing really comes down to another. It turns out, man, you also have people who are afraid Ha ha ha, ah - why does Xia always pester you? Does she like you? "

It's just fun for me to play with the rich and the poor

Lao Li said seriously, "what if she really likes you?"

"It's impossible."

Lao Li seemed more genuine and said, "what if it's really possible?"

I solemnly said: "it's obviously not OK, don't say she won't really like me, just take me to look for poor happy, even if, I said, in case, even if she likes me, I won't be good with her, don't say that her character will make me crazy, say that I have a girlfriend, is absolutely impossible.

"I will never betray my girlfriend. My girlfriend is very good to me. She is my friend in need. She loves me and I like her very much Fate makes us together, I will not leave her Although Xia is always a lady with hundreds of millions of wealth, for me, money and love will never be linked. "

Lao Li looked at me with admiration and nodded: "well, yes, you are a man who values love and righteousness I appreciate your point, your point, the tone and manner of your speech at this time It's so similar to me

"In reality, love is always accompanied by material things. It takes time to test whether this kind of love can come to the end. Love based on material things can hardly stand the test of tribulation. Only love and friendship in times of adversity are the most precious."I laughed: "Lao Li, you also have some ideas about love I think, ah, to be worthy of President Xia, it should be the children of rich families or senior officials who are quite well matched in terms of family status, and they are well matched... "

Lao Li said with a faint smile: "that's not necessarily true. Rich people may not think so. This should be treated differently By the way, just now I saw your painful look when you called Mr. Xia. Is Mr. Xia really so annoying to you? "

I said, "it's not a nuisance, it's just a headache, a headache, you know? Ha ha, in fact, this girl is not so annoying, but also has a lovely side, at least the essence is good, it's too funny, too crazy I'm really scared by her If it wasn't for the business, I would never have seen her. "

"Ha ha..." Lao Li laughed again: "how are you going with their newspaper subscription business?"