My dad's life
Chapter 439
Lan Caiyi just wanted the little guy to recognize her mistake, and it wasn't that she didn't really give her food.
Moreover, her grandparents and grandparents had walked back and forth a dozen times before her eyes.
What it means is naturally self-evident.
So when the little guy learned the way his father was, stumbled and reviewed his mistakes, Lan Caiyi took it seriously and forgave her.
In an instant the little guy was resurrected with full blood.
He grabbed Fangyuan and asked him to play with him.
"Stop playing, come and eat." Fang's mother rescued Fangyuan at this time.
Otherwise, the little guy doesn't know when to quarrel with her.
"Let's go to dinner, play after dinner, it's raining outside today, and you can't go out for a bike ride after dinner, there is time." Fang Yuan said to the little guy who grabbed her pants.
He didn't dare to run too fast, for fear that he would run too fast. If he was grabbed by the little guy, it would be embarrassing.
"Hey, aren't you training today? Then I'm going to call the other kids so that they don't have to come out tonight." The little guy thought for a while and said.
"You don't need to fight, it rains, they will know they don't train." Fang Yuan said with a smile.
And took the opportunity to break free of the little guy's hand, turned and sat on the dinner table.
Mother Fang brought the dishes, and He Liuqing even served everyone's food.
"Stop playing, come over for dinner." Lan Caiyi turned her head and greeted the little guy again.
The little guy is still feeling here, squeezing there, not in a hurry.
This makes everyone a little strange. What happened to her who is the most active in eating during the week?
not hungry?
Do you eat too much snacks in kindergarten?
Didn’t the teacher check the schoolbags and ban snacks now?
Or did she go directly to the teacher to eat it?
Under the gaze of the adults, the little guy wandered to the table.
Then she calmly wiped the sleeve of her pajamas on her special seat twice.
Only then climbed up on the chair, just about to sit down, suddenly fart.
In a quiet environment, it is particularly loud.
Fang Yuan, who was sitting next to him, pinched his nose in disgust.
The little guy saw everyone staring at her, and she was a little embarrassed.
He giggled and said: "The chair is dirty, I'll give it a blow."
"Puff." He Liuqing spewed out a mouthful of rice just after he had eaten his mouth, coughing.
I couldn't stop laughing while coughing.
Everyone couldn't help it, and they all laughed.
Lantianheng, who was sitting next to him, laughed while helping He Liuqing pat on the back.
"You are really going to be stinky, you quickly get me stinky and come back for dinner." Fang Yuan reached out and pressed her bulging belly.
The little guy immediately pushed her hand away and said dissatisfiedly: "No, I don't want to smell bad, I want to eat."
"Let her eat, she will naturally stink when she wants to stink." Mother Fang laughed beside her.
Fang Yuan didn't insist on hearing her say this.
But when half of the meal was eaten, the little guy had moths.
Because the little guy held his chopsticks in mid-air motionless.
The rice in the mouth will not be swallowed in the mouth.
"What's wrong with you?" Fang Yuan hurriedly put down the dishes, thinking she was not feeling well.
The little guy swallowed the food in his mouth with difficulty, then looked at him and whispered: "Dad, I want to smell bad."
As soon as he finished speaking, he finally couldn't help it, and he let out several farts in a row.
"Wow." Fang Yuan hurriedly picked her up and rushed to the bathroom.
It is true that even a meal can not make people good.
Fang Yuan hugged her to the toilet, told her to sit down obediently, and then turned around to continue eating.
But the little guy was faster and grabbed the corner of his clothes.
"Dad, show me the book, otherwise it's boring."
"No, didn't Dad tell me? When it smells bad, you are not allowed to read." Fang Yuan shook his head and refused.
"Then you stay with me here, I am afraid." The little guy said pitifully.
Fang Yuan raised his head and glanced at the bright led light on his head. This is a new material that has only become popular in recent years.
Not only is it bright, but it can also change color. The most important thing is to save power.
All the lights in Fangyuan’s house use LED strips, which are as bright as daylight when fully turned on.
So why are you afraid of people?
"Dad (Nagai)." The little guy said coquettishly.
"I'm afraid of you, hurry up and stink, I'll stand at the door waiting for you." Fang Yuan said silently.
"Well, no baby, I want you to sit here with a bench to accompany me and tell me stories." The little guy pouted and said coquettishly.
Fangyuan: "..."
"You have the skill to speak, you are done with the smell." Fang Yuan was really speechless.
"Um...Um..." The little guy immediately worked hard after hearing this.
But can I trouble you to put my clothes out first?It's so stinking.
Fang Yuan was really defeated by this little guy, so he could only lean on the washstand next to her and speak with her.
"Fangyuan, what are you doing? Come back for dinner?" Seeing that Fangyuan hadn't returned for a long time, Lan Caiyi shouted.
"You eat first, don't worry about me." Fang Yuan replied loudly.
He has no appetite at all now.
"Ah ...... ah, er er ...... ah ......!"
"Can you smell bad, stop playing." Fang Yuan pinched his nose.
The little guy couldn't rest well with shit, and even had a sense of rhythm.
"Hehe, I'm so stinky, dad, don't you think it sounds good?" The little guy dangled her little feet that couldn't touch the ground.
"I didn't think it sounded very good. Hurry up and smell bad. If you don't finish smoking, I will go out and not accompany you." Fang Yuan said dissatisfied.
"Ah ...... ah, er er ...... ah ......!"
Fang Yuan turned around and made a gesture to run out, the little guy immediately stopped barking.
"You said you, when you took a shower just now, you said I was a boy, you were a girl, and you couldn't wash together.
Now it smells bad, why is it all right?"
"Because you are my father and I am your baby." The little guy said confidently.
Fangyuan is speechless. Is this also a double standard?
Sure enough, women no matter how big or small, as long as they are good for them, they can say anything.
When the little guy is finished, she has a big appetite, and finally made her snacks again.
It seems that I just emptied my stomach.
But Fangyuan has no appetite at all.
I can only watch the little guy eating, making him depressed.
And the whole family had eaten. Fang’s mother cleaned up in the kitchen, and Fang’s father drove out to buy presents for Xia Jing’s father.
As for He Liuqing, because he was going back to Xia Jing tomorrow, he pulled Lan Caiyi upstairs to say something sweet.
Lantian Heng also followed, not knowing what he was explaining.
So on the entire table, only Fang Yuan was left looking at the little guy’s happy "baby" mouth.
The food is greasy.
"Dad, don't you want to eat?" the little guy asked suspiciously.
Then before Fang Yuan answered, he filled his mouthful again.
"No appetite." Fang Yuan frowned and sighed.
"Why don't you have an appetite? Is there a lot of stench in your belly?" The little guy's big eyes were full of doubts.
"You think everyone is like you, don't eat your meal soon." Fang Yuan said embarrassingly.
"I must have guessed it correctly. Daddy's belly is full of stinks." The little guy whispered while eating.
"Hey, I really want to spank her, but it's a pity that she was born." Fang Yuan sighed in his heart.
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