My longing identity was exposed by the parrot

In the afternoon, Xishuangbanna in a small village

The mushroom house welcomed four people.

Huang Lei, He Dan, Peng Peng, Zifeng sister.

That’s right, it’s yearning for the crew, and the fourth season yearns for the air.

And this year it will be changed to live broadcasting.

“Teacher Huang, there is a suitcase in the room, the newcomer has already arrived, right?”

When Peng Peng was looking at the bedroom belonging to him and others, he saw a box come out and ask.

Huang Lei looked around: “It should be!” I just don’t know where he ran. ”

He Dan: “Don’t worry, he will come back later, I asked, he went out with Xiao H.” ”

And the person they were discussing had just walked back at this time and arrived at the door of the mushroom house.

“Who is this, walking so arrogantly, I really want to him!”

“That’s the new guy, right? I want to him too. ”

“Wow, so handsome, I powder this handsome guy, I powder.”

“This look, I’m in love, I’m in love.”

“Depend, arrogance is also counted, and he looks so handsome, is there a group?” Beat him up. ”

And in the mushroom house, Peng Peng just set his eyes on the door.

Seeing the visitor holding the birdcage in his right hand, leading a dog with his right hand, and taking steps that the six relatives did not recognize, the whole person seemed to be like those rich second generation who had become rich, and swaggered in.

Let Peng Peng have an urge to hit people in his heart, but he still suppressed the urge in his heart and asked: “Buddy, may I ask you?” ”

He shouted, drawing the attention of the others over.

The first moment Zi Feng saw the face of the comer, his eyes lit up.

So handsome~

And when He Dan saw the person coming, he directly had a black face.

“Stinky boy, you give me a little more serious, do you want your uncle to have a mixed punch and kick?”

The caller’s name is He Hao, he is twenty-five years old this year, and he is He Dan’s nephew.

Because it is too homely, all year round, unless you go to relatives during the New Year, or sweep the tomb in Qingming, you basically don’t go out at other times.

As a result, He Dan couldn’t stand it anymore and pulled him over to participate in the life he yearned for.

“Uncle? I heard it right, this guy is called Uncle He. ”

“Understood, those who go through the back door will say amateurs, how can they be vegan.”

“Don’t look, don’t look, yearning has changed, this also arranges someone to come through the back door.”

Longing to announce the fourth season, when one more amateur participated, it attracted a lot of attention, and many people wanted to see who was so lucky.

Now it turns out that it is not luck, but through the back door, which disappoints the audience.

The director looked at the barrage and frowned slightly.

He Hao lazily became serious: “Hello everyone, my name is He Hao, I rely on the back door to come over as a resident guest, please take care of me in the future.” ”

？？？？

Go through the back door and say so reasonably?

Don’t you know if this is a shame?

Peng Peng and Zi Feng nodded in response with a slightly embarrassed face.

He Dan had a dark face: “It’s honorable to go through the back door, isn’t it?” ”

“Necessary, I walked through the back door with my ability, why don’t I give me glory.” He Hao focused his head.

Huang Lei next to him couldn’t help but laugh: “Teacher He, I think Xiao Hao has no problem, why don’t you give him glory.” ”

He Dan rolled his eyes, and then didn’t say anything, he knew his nephew very well.

“This is new, it’s kind of interesting! There is nothing wrong with saying it, and if I walk behind with strength, why don’t I be honored. ”

“No problem, my class would like to call you the strongest-skinned.”

“Hehe, a person who walks through the back door, it’s embarrassing to say glorious, it’s really shameless.”

“Some people praised him as interesting, even his uncle was recording the show, and he had a fart meaning.”

“Hey, you know, people care about your.”

At this moment, a voice sounded, making the audience stop and stare at the screen.

“Boss, boss, I know it’s wrong, it’s so dark, I’m so afraid, when will I be released.”

“I know it’s wrong, I know it’s wrong, boss, just let me out!” I won’t dare later. ”

The sudden voice made Peng Peng stunned for a moment, and looked around: “Who is talking?” ”

The same goes for Purple Maple.

Even the director team staff looked around.

Those present were Huang Lei, He Dan, and He Hao did not change much.

Peng Peng’s body shook for a moment, approached Huang Lei’s side, and looked around vigilantly: “Teacher Huang, shouldn’t it be haunted?” ”

“There are ghosts here, and even if there are ghosts, the ghosts in the broad daylight do not dare to run out.” Huang Lei glared at him.

He Dan: “Xiao Hao, let Xiao Hao out!” ”

Xiao Hao?

Who is this?

This made everyone present except the three of them a little confused.

He Hao shrugged and uncovered the black cloth wrapped around the birdcage.

A parrot presents.

Parrot?

This makes people stunned for a moment.

“The voice just now, this parrot came from?”

“It can’t be! How could a parrot’s wisdom say such a thing, and that Mandarin is more standard than mine. ”

“A parrot cannot understand a person’s speech unless it is taught in advance.”

“If it makes a sound, it is estimated that it was taught in advance, otherwise it would not be able to say such words.”

He Hao opened the birdcage door, and then said: “Come out and introduce yourself to everyone.” ”

Introduce yourself?

How can it be?

How can a parrot have such intelligence!

The parrot in the birdcage quickly jumped out and came to the ground, raising his head proudly: “Boss, BGM goes.” ”

“b, you’re big.” He Hao looked unhappy and pushed away.

Of course, he didn’t use much effort to cause no harm to the parrot.

The parrot was aggrieved: “Boss, I want to pretend to be B, I want BGM, I want, otherwise I don’t introduce myself.” ”

He Hao sneered: “Beep, keep you in the cage for two more days.” ”

This parrot was a gift gift that he gave to him when the system awakened in the third year of junior high school.

And this parrot is also one of the main reasons why he was forced to participate in the yearning.

As mentioned earlier, he was too homely and was forced to come and participate in the life he yearned for.

Just because of this, how could He Dan let him participate, and arrange him wherever he wanted, even if he was arranged as a staff, it was no problem with the crew.

It is because of this parrot that He Dan can see the highlights, and can make his nephew not continue to stay at home, which is simply killing two birds with one stone.

And He Hao was also a little unhappy with the parrot because of this, so he directly wrapped the cage with a cloth, put water without feeding, and starved it for two days.

This is because he also has an identity, that is, a crosser, and he is also a mother-fetus crosser.

As a mother-fetus traverser, how can you lose the face of the crosser.

At the age of fourteen, he began when his body began to develop, soaking girls, eating, drinking and having fun.

After seven or eight consecutive years, he found that falling in love, eating, drinking and having fun, these things are not fragrant at all, and they are not as fragrant as salted fish.

So in recent years, it has been at home, unless you have to go to relatives for the New Year, and other times are either salted fish or salted fish.

Just because of the house, the family couldn’t look down, so they were forced over

If you don’t participate in the severance of relations.