My longing identity was exposed by the parrot

“I’m leaning, this parrot has become a sperm, right?”

“And this parrot can really talk to people, saying that the establishment of the country is not allowed to become fine.”

“Obedient, this parrot even understands BGM.”

“Shouldn’t this be someone else talking, deliberately putting a parrot to pose for pictures, right?”

“Yes, how can a parrot even understand BGM, this must be fake.”

“Fake, absolutely fake, parrots can’t communicate with people at all.”

In the face of He Hao’s threatening words, the parrot bird’s head shrunk, revealing a fearful expression: “Don’t shut me up, don’t shut me up.” ”

He Haoyu said: “If you don’t go, then you can introduce yourself to me well.” ”

“Yes.” The parrot waved its wings and stood upright, just like an army soldier saluting.

Peng Peng was stunned: “This parrot has become a fine, right?” ”

Not only him, but also the people who watched the live broadcast were also stunned.

At first, I was a little skeptical, but the parrot could understand people’s words.

And now that’s 100% certain, and the salute looks like a god.

The parrot spread its wings, looked like I was handsome, and began to shake rhythmically: “I am, such as Buddha, Jade Emperor, and grandfather designated by Guanyin Bodhisattva, I am the only one in the world’s underground water, and the first handsome bird in the world is stunned!” ”

After speaking, the parrot jumped into the cage and jumped out in two seconds, with a pair of small glasses on his body, a small golden lotus, and a small cigarette in his mouth.

“Am I too handsome.”

The corner of He Hao’s mouth twitched fiercely, and he spoke awkwardly: “I’m sorry, it’s been watching too much about Journey to the West recently, and it may be in the brain.” ”

The parrot looked down and sighed: “No GM, no soul~”

“Wow, it’s so cute, can I touch it?” The purple maple on the side was moved after the parrot came out, but he was a little shy at first, and after seeing the parrot’s performance, he couldn’t bear it anymore.

He Hao nodded lightly.

Zi Feng, who had already had an idea, under He Hao’s nod, he couldn’t bear it, and directly hugged him forward.

Zi Feng gently touched the colorful feathers while saying gently: “My name is Zi Feng, hello to you.” ”

He did not resist, but also arched and raised the bird’s head: “Hello, hello, young sister, you must be very rich.” ”

？？？

Zi Feng was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously: “Just a rich?” ”

Parrot: “My boss said, the girl has an airport in her arms.” ”

“What do you mean?” Zi Feng looked dazed.

Poof

Huang Lei, He Dan, and Peng Peng instantly understood the meaning of these words.

Peng Peng hurriedly spoke: “Sister, don’t think about it, after all, it is a bird, and the words it says are different from people, don’t guess, it may say the wrong thing.” ”

Huang Lei and He Dan glared at He Hao.

You boy, can’t you teach something good?

“Sister, it means that you are too peaceful.”

“Hahaha, yes A.”

“I’m sorry~”

“Sister Zifeng is so pure, she loves love.”

“The beasts upstairs, see if your sister is still a little girl, this can be loved, perverted!”

“To be honest, this bird even knows about A, whether it should be a monster that has gradually been over the years, and it is recommended that the relevant departments investigate.”

“Upstairs, you think too much, and you are not allowed to become refined after the founding of the country.”

“What kind of parrot is this, who knows to say, I’m going to buy it and raise it.”

“I also want to buy one to raise, and I have to ask a high-energy student to perform.”

“I also thought, this parrot is simply dumbfounded, just talked to Brother Monkey like that, that sentence is childhood!”

“I don’t forget the same year that I learned for a long time.”

“This parrot, I know, is called the Blue Moon Wheel Parrot, which belongs to the second-class protected animal and has wild protection to keep.

“It’s strange that this parrot can’t talk better than the African gray parrot, this one actually speaks so standard, and can talk to humans, can’t understand.”

Although Peng Peng jumped out to force an explanation, after thinking about it for a while, Zi Feng knew exactly what it meant, and glared at He Hao with a slightly red face.

After staring, Zi Feng subconsciously looked at his upper circumference and sighed in his heart.

I want to be big too….

A few people went to see the old friends who had not seen each other for a long time, and the new members of the mushroom house, two peacocks.

They named the two peacocks Caiyun, Zhinan.

He Hao did not follow the past, under the pretext that he had already gone to see it, and went to lie on the gazebo hammock.

Several people were looking at Su Su.

Huang Lei touched Su Su’s head and said: “Teacher He, believe it or not, that kid must not have come to visit, although I don’t know where he went, but he must have come to find food for the first time.” ”

He Dan was stunned for a moment: “This won’t be!” He never lied. ”

Huang Lei turned his head with a smile and asked: “Huang Lei, you came with your boss, have you come here to see it?” ”

Shake the bird’s head: “No, we just went to get sugar cane, bananas, and come back after eating.” ”

He Dan’s face turned dark: “This rabbit cub, no, I’ll go back and smoke him.” ”

Zi Feng touched the bird’s head: “Shy, you can’t lie like your boss, remember that good children can’t lie!” ”

This is really the case, He Hao came to the first time, went to wander around the field outside, and began to want to eat a pineapple, but there was no knife, and he went to get bananas to eat later.

Huang Lei smiled and said: “Teacher He don’t say goodbye, we are not the time to go back to teach him a lesson, we will definitely need to talk to the program team about business later, let’s discuss it here, and how to let him work later.” ”

He Dan was stunned for a moment: “How else to let it, just call him no.” ”

“Are you sure your nephew is willing to do it?” Huang Lei asked with a smile.

Because He Dan is not married now, coupled with running around for many years, He Hao ran to He Dan’s house to live very early.

After all, it is not painful to live with your parents, and you can’t do things when you take your sister home, let alone other things are inconvenient.

Therefore, Huang Lei knows He Hao very well and has seen it too many times.

These words made He Dan hesitate.

For the nephew, how can you not understand, the early years are fine, in the past three or four years, except for the hygiene of the nest, other work has not been touched.

He Dan thought and thought, and felt that after all, he could still save it: “It should be willing!” This is not at home, now I am recording the program, my uncle’s face, he can’t help but give it! ”

Huang Lei: “Teacher He, have you forgotten how he came over?” ”

“Ahem, then it’s better to discuss!” He Dan coughed dryly, and suddenly remembered that he forced him to come, and he was not sure whether he would give it or not

Peng Peng asked curiously, “Is Brother Hao lazy?” ”

Huang Lei and He Dan shook their heads.

“You shouldn’t use a word with a question mark.”

“Remove the lazy word and replace it with the word salted fish.”

The four people began to discuss how to let He Hao work.