My Parasite Skill System

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Emerald calendar, fifteenth day.

Already the fifteenth day after my coming into life. Time sure knows how to fly. Yes, it's already been this many days since I've been here.

I only forgot to tell myself earlier when I woke up again (I always do that when I wake up) but see, since I woke up, it means it's a new day, now.

So it's my fifteenth day; can you believe it?

I've sure come a long way up to now.

I should proud of myself.

And so, with these specific thoughts in mind, I decided to go off, then.

And it was pretty immediate. Right after I'd told the princess I would be off at once.

Hurrying my footsteps; I rushed to the exit of the new carriage.

And then … in the momentum of sudden motivation and eagerness: "Good job, me!" I cried out to myself.

Again, fifteen-day is a lot. I sure know how to play the game.

And even though it must've left the human princess wondering the hell was wrong with me; I still shouted it.

On that same note, I'd rather put it that way, if she so happened to think that–what the hell was wrong with her??

My home, sweet home!–you've endured without my presence enough, I'll come to you right now!–"Yahahhh!" my feet stomping on the wooden tiles, (still in the inside of the carriage) one after the other–I ran and jumped outside!

Blue colors and narrowing eyes.

The world of outside. It felt like it had been so long.

–"Heh, heh," meanwhile the human princess put back her hood on, "this kid really is a weirdo, isn't he?"

When she is the real weirdo, here.

Though I just jumped outside, then again. I couldn't or wouldn't hear her complaints, at this point.

Being a weirdo doesn't mean anything in the first place–but moving on to the next:

Extending my arms around in the air, embracing both the sky and the sun, spreading my arms the widest I could, one hell of a smile was adorned on my lips … but I quickly started to drop down … inevitably.

Uh-uh. It isn't the first time I do that … I should've had time to grow wings, by now…!

It didn't last long, in fact, before I (obviously) crashed myself down onto the earth.

Right in the middle of the pathway. And specks of dust went flying with the shock, "cough, cough, cough!" and I could boast of being even dirtier, now.

It went like 'thump!' and I was down again.

Was this cascade pathetic?–no, it was brave!

Brave and unfortunate, yes. But brave nonetheless.

And now, I couldn't actually care less, "hahaha!–tutorial!" I went on chuckling amusingly to myself as I was still in one chunk.

One voice came rushing to me from behind:

"–What, what was this 'thud!'…?" oh, and it was just big sister, "But, but, what are you doing? Did you hurt yourself, my boy?"

Like I could do that. Didn't she know I was so strong and wasn't that the very reason for which she'd recruited me?

What did she want? Coming down here with me and playing along all happily and funnily or what?

Certainly not.

"I'm … hold on a second," skillfully placing both hands against the ground, pushing at once on them, and helping myself up with my knees–I was up on the ground and perfectly safe and sound, see?

Now turning behind, "I'm good!–very good!–yo, now!"

That princess found herself dumbfounded yet another time, then.

Of course, as she was from amongst the big people, I could understand just without a problem how she didn't see the fun of it instead of worrying for no reason at all.

She was dumbfounded, yup. (I had that effect on people, I could see) but I took no notice of it and abruptly turned back again as I started to walk towards that double-door entrance.

"Good grief, what is that kid even doing, ha?"

And overhearing then again one bit of her complaints, I kind of agreed with her–but quickly forgot it:

Being out on the street side, my home was standing before me took all my brains away.

I reckoned this well deserved and required analyzing.

Tossing one leg before the other, my feet steadily proceeded towards it.

And with my fingers to my chin, I narrowed my eyes at this mansion getting down to the task of analyzing it.

So this was my tribute. The tribute that human princess has offered me. You're my home technical home, right. Well, I'm not disappointed; you rather look fun for a house.

I'm sure we'll be getting along.

And I've obtained you rightfully, home.

Without stealing, or hurting other people wrongfully; Kind Ma'am would be proud.

I've come a long way, indeed.

Fifteen days sure can be a lot for an individual.

(Author's note: okay, I've called it a mansion up to now, but I'll stop haha; mansions can be little but are generally way too big, and it wasn't actually what I had in mind.)

That rather was a rather big residence, huh.

A name, a name. Think, think. I'm so well-gifted when it comes to actually name stuff and things. I sure can figure you out, first residence.

Given your looks and the aura you give off, of both stomping power and peaceful bonfire, I'll give you the name of …

Big Powerful Residence of Me.

"Yes!" I exclaimed to myself, clenching my fist in victory.

Even though it kind of feels incomplete, that makes up for a good name, indeed.

Simple, and very straightforward.

Big Powerful Residence of Me, huh.

Now that I've named you thus, I reckon I should be explaining, emphasizing, and centering the description I'll give yourself around your name, right?

Getting down to doing that: first off, why Big?

In life, many things can be or be considered big. Like … for example … a fat and tall human. It can be very big and imposing, but you don't necessarily call it 'big,' do you?

Well, it's true, I do that, only sometimes. But still, you get the point. It isn't too much big for it to be entitled to this very quality that it possesses.

Giving other examples, still focusing on the 'big' aspect of it; a ball can be called big, too, right? If it's big, then again, of course. But it sure as hell can be called big.

And a big boss, too, for example. Take me for instance. I'm a big boss, so in a way, I can be called big.

Now, that's that. And now, that is big.

Ahem. Although, now, care to take a good look back at this residence of yours, please?

I shall repeat, its name is BPRM.

Take a look at it, myself. A very good, good, good look at it. Because you're the one seeing things, y'know.

This is a two-story house. It is kind of very tall. And kind of very fat, too. I mean, it's large and wide and broad. Hence the (very legitimate) 'big' of its name.

How 'big,' again, it is compared to the other houses, eh?

'Big,' and imposing, and 'powerful.' Let's rather talk about the 'powerful' aspect of it, now. It's kind of powerful, so I like it even further.

Putting it and letting it stand next to the other dwellings of this rather good-looking residential suburb kind of place–it was powerful indeed.

And … thinking back on it now, wouldn't rather the classy word 'Mountain' instead of both of the particles 'big' and 'powerful' make up for a better name, hmm???

"Yes! That's genius!"

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