My Pick Up Artist System
by SamsaraWithWords
342
Chapters
Ongoing
Status
"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl's voice popped into my head: Seduce a woman within a month or die."What the hell...how? I'm a
Summary
"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]
"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old v.i.r.g.i.n..."
[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]
"You’re forcing me to die!”
Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with debauchery and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are these guys all insane?"
Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.
Release schedule: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total.
Warning: It's not recommended to eat or drink while reading this as many readers have commented on spitting things out from laughter. I, the author, am not immune, and have also stepped on such landmines of my own placement when editing.
"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old v.i.r.g.i.n..."
[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]
"You’re forcing me to die!”
Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with debauchery and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are these guys all insane?"
Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.
Release schedule: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total.
Warning: It's not recommended to eat or drink while reading this as many readers have commented on spitting things out from laughter. I, the author, am not immune, and have also stepped on such landmines of my own placement when editing.
- 1 Chapter 1: Seduce or die
- 2 Chapter 2: Divine Pick Up Line
- 3 Chapter 3: Casanova enters the scene
- 4 Chapter 4: The thong test
- 5 Chapter 5: Meeting a master of seduction
- 6 Chapter 6: We're stuck in caveman bodies
- 7 Chapter 7: Unlocking achievements
- 8 Chapter 8: Stat Growth Multiplier
- 9 Chapter 9: Swole daddy
- 10 Chapter 10: A Japanese cutie with R.A. duty
- 11 Chapter 11: Peac.o.c.king
- 12 Chapter 12: What is attraction?
- 13 Chapter 13: Jokes and stat bumps
- 14 Chapter 14: Teasing
- 15 Chapter 15: Otaku religion
- 16 Chapter 16: What is charisma?
- 17 Chapter 17: Stat gain is a hell of a drug
- 18 Chapter 18: A bet to win the girl
- 19 Chapter 19: Charismatic evolution!
- 20 Chapter 20: The crucial moment
- 21 Chapter 21: What is your life's blueprint?
- 22 Chapter 22: Stoned to death
- 23 Chapter 23: The divine dao of face-slapping
- 24 Chapter 24: Traumatizing a stranger
- 25 Chapter 25: Ronald McDonald learns about insta-dates
- 26 Chapter 26: Motivating a woman with words
- 27 Chapter 27: Unlocking comfort
- 28 Chapter 28: Destiny and spirit animals
- 29 Chapter 29: Points-digger
- 30 Chapter 30: Club Rat's Fake ID
- 31 Chapter 31: The dong game
- 32 Chapter 32: Dungeon instance
- 33 Chapter 33: Defusing obstacles
- 34 Chapter 34: Wingman law
- 35 Chapter 35: Dungeon Hidden Zone
- 36 Chapter 36: Pigs get roasted
- 37 Chapter 37: Dungeon event mini-boss
- 38 Chapter 38: Dungeon break
- 39 Chapter 39: First proper date
- 40 Chapter 40: Baby in burning building
- 41 Chapter 41: Lose the hair or lose your head
- 42 Chapter 42: The positives of obliteration
- 43 Chapter 43: Invincible opener
- 44 Chapter 44: Crackheads want to eat swan meat
- 45 Chapter 45: NASA's lunar s.e.x mission
- 46 Chapter 46: Cultivation world of skanks
- 47 Chapter 47: Boner justice
- 48 Chapter 48: Crime of passion
- 49 Chapter 49: First proper proper date
- 50 Chapter 50: Neighborly love
- 51 Chapter 51: Universal kissing signal
- 52 Chapter 52: Smile like a doughnut
- 53 Chapter 53: Batman enters an S&M club
- 54 Chapter 54: Welcome to hell. We have such sights to show you!
- 55 Chapter 55: Milf Black Widow (R-18)
- 56 Chapter 56: A reward for a good boy (R-18)
- 57 Chapter 57: Batman vs. Black Widow (R-18)
- 58 Chapter 58: Snake D*ckskin escapes from New York
- 59 Chapter 59: Achievement Hunter
- 60 Chapter 60: First skill book
- 61 Chapter 61: Heavenly treasures
- 62 Chapter 62: Bendingo on a date
- 63 Chapter 63: How to get a date to your room and show her your artistic masterpiece
- 64 Chapter 64: Famous dating sim technique (R-18)
- 65 Chapter 65: Squirtle Hydro Pump (R-18)
- 66 Chapter 66: Growth skill
- 67 Chapter 67: Solo Leveling
- 68 Chapter 68: What girls need
- 69 Chapter 69: Finding the inner strength to get laid
- 70 Chapter 70: Succubi are real?
- 71 Chapter 71: Go Little Finger to give her your Big Finger
- 72 Chapter 72: Never give up your dream to deliver cream
- 73 Chapter 73: What it takes to be an MC (R-18)
- 74 Chapter 74: Karmic splooge
- 75 Chapter 75: High Level Mystery Box
- 76 Chapter 76: Living in a horror movie
- 77 Chapter 77: Epic skill - Divine Line Generator
- 78 Chapter 78: Textual intercourse
- 79 Chapter 79: Three Minute Rule
- 80 Chapter 80: Choosing the divine pick up line
- 81 Chapter 81: White knight in plot armor
- 82 Chapter 82: Chuuni showdown
- 83 Chapter 83: Katie's story
- 84 Chapter 84: Pinkhead in bed
- 85 Chapter 85: Sherlock and his pipe(R-18)
- 86 Chapter 86: Testicular negotiations(R-18)
- 87 Chapter 87: The whole points of the nut
- 88 Chapter 88: Prizes, progress, and platinum hits
- 89 Chapter 89: It's raining frats and dogs
- 90 Chapter 90: Last day on Earth
- 91 Chapter 91: Ben's eulogy
- 92 Chapter 92: Nymphomaniac
- 93 Chapter 93: Breaking last minute resistance
- 94 Chapter 94: Spanking the Miyuki (R-18)
- 95 Chapter 95: Slaphappy (R-18)
- 96 Chapter 96: 68 and I owe you one (R-18)
- 97 Chapter 97: Novice challenge updated
- 98 Chapter 98: One last shot at destiny
- 99 Chapter 99: Salvation or Damnation
- 100 Chapter 100: Counting down to death
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