My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

: The King of Beasts – Shizuka Hiratsuka

“Teacher, listen to my explanation.”

The next day, Su Jie, who came to the school bravely, was immediately caught by Mr. Shizuka Hiratsuka, and explained with a bitter face.

“Aren’t you terminally ill and hospitalized? There’s no problem with this body taking a few iron fists from me!”

Hiratsuka Shizuka pinched Su Jie’s face with her hands, and sneered.

The matter of asking for leave came to light. Su Jie already knew that there would be such a scene. He had already sneaked into the classroom, but who would have thought that he would be caught by Shizuka Hiratsuka and brought to the office for lectures.

“This… I have to go to a social event! Classmate Shi Yu is in trouble, so I can’t leave her alone.”

As Su Jie said, he wanted to take Teacher Hiratsuka Shizuka’s hand off his face, and said vaguely: “I am no longer a child, please don’t pinch my face again, teacher, this is meatNot dough! I will be angry, I will be terrible when I am angry, definitely more terrible than you. ”

“Oh, then show me how angry you are! Teacher Hiratsuka Shizuka moved her face closer to Su Jie, squinted her eyes, raised her sword eyebrows slightly, and her eyes were extremely sharp.

Su Jie gritted his teeth and tried to look full of anger, but under the gaze of Hiratsuka Jingming’s bright eyes, he slowly withered first: “Mr. Hiratsuka Shizuka, your eyes are really scary, can we not play for real?” !”

“Who is playing tricks on you, okay, you Su Jie, you dare to play tricks on the teacher, I really thought you were sick, when I called you yesterday, were you right next to me, and even dragged my sister into trouble Be your accomplice, be lenient when you confess to me, and be strict when you resist, and you will suffer if you don’t explain clearly to me.” Hiratsuka sat quietly on the chair, crossed his legs, put his hands in his white coat, and spoke in an extremely unfriendly tone.

“Teacher, we are brothers and sisters who are united in one heart, and their benefits cut through gold.”

“Broken gold? You broke me.” A gloomy face!

“Hey, it’s just a metaphor, anyway, my sister is willing!”

“Don’t deliberately change the subject for me. You can still tell me that you lied about sick leave and skipping classes.”

“Don’t blame me! I’m going through fire and water for my friends. Teacher, you don’t know how sinister those people are at the party. Everyone knows their faces but doesn’t know their hearts. I don’t worry about classmate Shi Yu and a little girl passing by! I’m not afraid Mr. Shizuka Hiratsuka, you don’t understand, you only thought of asking for sick leave, Mr. Teacher, this is a white lie, everything is for the sake of my classmates.”

“So I should still praise you?”

“No need, I don’t care about those false names, as long as you understand my difficulties, teacher, it won’t be a waste of my hard work.”

Duang!

As soon as Su Jie finished speaking, Hiratsuka Jing knocked on the head, pinched Su Jie’s ear and said: “You give me back the skin, one after another, I’m asking you, how do you feel? You are admonishing me, how about I take the teacher for you?”

“Teacher, it hurts for a lady to talk but not move.”

“You know it hurts! Why didn’t you think of this when you lied to me yesterday, and even helped the little girl. Aren’t you a minor yourself? You said how old you are.”

Japanese law stipulates that the adult is twenty years old, and Su Jie is seventeen years old, of course he is not yet an adult.

“Compared to Teacher’s thirty years old, I’m still very young…”

“Iron fist punishment!”

boom!

what…

“I’m only twenty-eight years old. Who told you that I’m thirty.” Shizuka Hiratsuka clenched her fists, with murderous eyes in her eyes. As long as age and marriage were mentioned, Teacher Hiratsuka Shizuka would look like this.

“Teacher, has anyone told you that you look like an animal.” Su Jie lay on the ground, raised his hand and said with difficulty.

“what!”

“The king of beasts.” When Su Jie said this, he got up from the ground and rushed to the door of the office with lightning speed, trying to open the door and flee, laughing loudly. : “Just like a tigress!”

Bang bang bang! Su Jie twisted the doorknob once, twice, three times, but the handle couldn’t be turned at all.

Su Jie was stunned and dumbfounded!

When did Shizuka Hiratsuka lock the door?

“I’ve been on guard against you for a long time, Su Jie, it seems that today we are going to have a good ‘long talk’.”

Hiratsuka stood up, and walked over with a faint smile, Su Jie was the first one who dared to say that Hiratsuka was a tigress so boldly, and knowing that Hiratsuka was terrible, he dared to provoke and tease like this, he could only It is said that Su Jie’s courage is not ordinary.

Su Jie is already numb. Although he is a young man with an adult soul, Su Jie does not lack courage, but he lacks force!

You let Su Jie be an otaku, in front of a master of fighting skills like Hiratsuka Jing, what can he use to contend? If he had known that the door was locked, Su Jie would have said nothing just now!

“Teacher, you are gentle and kind, intellectual and elegant. You are simply a model wife. You were just joking. Do you believe me when I say that, teacher?”

“Do you think I look like a fool?”

“For the sake of our teachers and students, I will leave…”

Before Su Jie finished speaking, Hiratsuka Shizuka pinched his face again, and sneered at Su Jie: “Don’t worry, there is nothing in the world that can’t be solved with one punch. If there is, then two punches. Endure it.” Dot, soon, it will be the same as your injection.”

“Teacher, this is a line from my cartoon, you are plagiarizing.” Su Jie shouted.

“Now it’s my line.”

“But why aren’t you bald…”

“…” Hiratsuka Shizuka.

“Die!”

Ahhh!

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Ten minutes later, Su Jie rubbed his stomach and sat on a chair with a sad face. Opposite him was Shizuka Hiratsuka who was standing. After a long talk about competition and cooperation, the two sides initially reached an intention to cease fighting.

“You’re in love with Kasumigaoka Shiwa.” Hiratsuka Shizuki took out a pack of women’s cigarettes, looked at them and took them back.

Hiratsuka Jing didn’t smoke at school, apparently Su Jie was so angry that she forgot the habit. Most people smoke to relieve stress and ease the mood. One can imagine the lethality of Su Jie’s words on Hiratsuka Jing.

“We are pure classmates.” Su Jie opened his innocent eyes wide.

“You still know that you are a classmate! Then this morning, Kasumi Hills Shiyu’s fatherMy mother called me and asked why their daughter went back so late, and whether there was a male classmate dating his daughter. ”

Hiratsuka licked Su Jie with her toe, glared at Su Jie and said, “How do you explain this? My parents have found me here.”

Su Jie was startled, and let go of the palm that was rubbing his stomach. He didn’t expect that Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu’s parents knew about what happened yesterday.

But Su Jie is very thick-skinned, and Su Jie really didn’t think about anything, so he said with a playful smile: “What happened yesterday is really nothing, it was classmate Shi Yu who dragged me to play, it may be that classmate Shi Yu usually has few friends to play with There are not many opportunities, um, we are really just classmates, teacher, don’t you believe in me?”

“They dragged you to play?” Hiratsuka Jing looked in disbelief, how could a girl take a boy on a date.

“Personal charm is too great, there is no way, who told me to be both handsome and talented, teacher, you have to know, excellent men are even rarer than pandas, I belong to this kind, girls come to me one by one, I am also very troubled what!”

Su Jie saw that there was nothing wrong with the atmosphere, and said jokingly.

“It’s easy to solve your troubles!” Hiratsuka squinted at Su Jie, as if harboring malicious intentions.

“Can this still be solved?” Su Jie looked over in surprise, and met Hiratsuka Shizuka’s smiling eyes.

Hiratsuka nodded quietly, and said with a half-smile: “In Chinese, it means… splitting the road of life and death with two hands! Severing right and wrong with one knife!”

Su Jie’s crotch suddenly felt cold, and ten thousand crows flew over his forehead. He trembled and said, “This is the jargon of pigs. Teacher, you really deserve to be a China hand.”

“I can help.”

“No, Mr. Shizuka Hiratsuka, in fact, it’s good to have troubles when you think about it. If there is no troubles in life, what is the difference from salted fish.

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