My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

: Where did I grow up

Toyosaki Academy!

“Don’t look, I didn’t get beaten.”

Su Jie stared angrily at Xiazhiqiu Shiyu who was waiting in the aisle. The other party kept staring at Su Jie, and Su Jie’s face twitched accordingly.

“I didn’t get beaten. I didn’t hear any sound just now, not even any screams and begging for mercy.” Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu nodded, tapped her jade finger on her red lips, and said as if nothing had happened.

“I may have dated a fake senior sister yesterday.” Su Jie held his head and gritted his teeth, the familiar venomous tongue came back. Fortunately, Su Jie was still thinking about what happened to the relationship between the two after what happened yesterday. Who knew it was Su Jie himself I thought too much, so I said that the gentle and pleasant senior sister yesterday must be a fake, it must be…

“Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, come in.” Hiratsuka’s quiet voice came from the office, letting Xiazhiqiu Shiyu in.

“You are also an accomplice.” Su Jie smirked gloatingly. Xiazhiqiu Shiyu was also involved in yesterday’s incident, and he couldn’t escape no matter what.

“Teacher, I still haven’t finished the test papers. I’m going to take the senior high school entrance exam soon. I want to review.” Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu knocked on the half-covered door and said sincerely.

“Go ahead and help Su Jie by the way, so that he will stop dragging his score.”

There was a pause in the office, and then Shizuka Hiratsuka said as if it was normal, there was no intention of pursuing it in her tone.

Su Jie’s forehead is full of black lines, this is too different to treat. In the previous life, he met other people’s children when he went to school, played games to see the faces of Europeans, and met Bai Jia when he wanted to fall in love. Why can’t he escape this bad luck in the second-dimensional world? what! As soon as he played, he was hit by a good boy.

“My heart is so tired. Why is there such a big gap between people.” Su Jie covered his heart, and it’s better to stay at home. It’s too dangerous outside for him to stay by himself.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu glanced at Su Jie lightly, and walked leisurely ahead. Although he didn’t say anything, the meaning inside was obvious, that is, there was indeed a gap between people.

“Your parents already know, what are you going to do.” Su Jie and Xiazhiqiu Shiyu walked together, and actually started to hear this from Hiratsuka Shizumi, Su Jie was stunned, his parents came to him, Although Su Jie didn’t do anything, he always felt guilty.

“I’m not saying I can’t find you.” Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu looked back at Su Jie, then seemed to think of something, and said, “And we are just classmates, what are you afraid of?”

“I’m afraid, I’m not afraid, isn’t it because I’m afraid that your uncle and aunt will misunderstand you?” Su Jie coughed dryly and spread his palms to explain.

“Misunderstanding? What aspect are you referring to?” Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s eyes ‘stared’ at Su Jie, and his tone was a bit strange.

Just as Su Jie was about to speak, he suddenly felt something was wrong, so he changed his words in time, and said with a sneer, “Then what, I’ll just talk about it, just talk about it.”

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu rolled his eyes, kicked Su Jie lightly, turned around and strode ahead, and disappeared into the corridor without waiting for Su Jie.

“Hey, what’s the matter!” Su Jie yelled twice, shaking his head, unable to figure out the girl’s habits.

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One day’s class was over, and when he came home at night, Tong Nao in the back seat smiled and said, “Brother, Mr. Shizuka Hiratsuka made a move today, why do you have a stinky face?”

“Can you not mention this to me!” Su Jie shook the bicycle twice, and Tong Nao in the back seat was startled, hugged Su Jie’s back tightly, and after realizing it, he kept beating Su Jie’s back angrily.back.

“You deserve it, you must have been beaten, otherwise why didn’t you tell me.”

“This is impossible. How could your brother and I be beaten by the teacher.”

“You can’t fool me, I don’t know you yet! I knew the end from the time you hung up the phone yesterday.”

“Your hunch has never been accurate. For example, the last time you bought a bra online, you couldn’t even calculate your own size.”

“You…how did you know.” Tong Nai blushed, and was really hit by Su Jie’s words.

“You are using my online shopping account, and the refund chat records are all there, how can I not know?” Su Jie shook his head. Currently, online shopping has just emerged. As an otaku, Su Jie was an online shopping expert in his previous life. Everything is purchased online, and I rarely go to a physical store.

So in this world, Su Jie also fell in love with online shopping soon after he came into contact with it. On the contrary, Tong Nai was influenced by Su Jie for the first time and had to be taught by Su Jie.

Ok! Since teaching Kirino, her wallet has become more and more flat, and there are more and more couriers at home. They are all a bunch of girl control games and melulu figures purchased by Tong Nai online.

“That was just an accident. Where did I grow up?”

Tong Nai pinched Su Jie’s waist, his face turned red and he was a little embarrassed to speak, but he didn’t want to be underestimated by Su Jie, his voice was not much louder than a mosquito.

“I didn’t see it! Wait, hey! Have you stuffed your breast pads?” Su Jie was startled when he heard this, and couldn’t help but turn his head to look down. As a result, he almost hit a utility pole and overturned the car.

“Look at your sister!” Tong Nai pushed Su Jie’s face hard with one hand, while embracing his chest with the other, gritted his teeth and said, “Look at your eyeballs coming out, you’re wearing a breast pad, rascal, Stinking rogue.”

“Aren’t you my sister!” Su Jie laughed, and at the same time made a gesticulation with his left hand. After tens of thousands of action movies, Su Jie has confirmed that Tong Nao is not lying, but that they get along with each other on weekdays. , I didn’t notice it until it was dark under the lights.

“Okay, I won’t quarrel with you anymore. By the way, it seems that you haven’t seen the black cat for more than a week. When will you call the black cat and Makishima out to play?”

“Okay, okay!” Tong Nao was very excited. Except for a few friends, Tong Nao didn’t have many friends, and according to Su Jie’s understanding, there were only two friends in ACG: Black Cat and Saori Makishima. .

“So happy, let’s call.” Su Jie laughed, Tong Nai wrinkled his nose, and said arrogantly: “Oh, I’m not happy, it’s not like I don’t have friends to play with.”

Su Jie didn’t refute Tong Nao either. Tong Nai took out his mobile phone and dialed the black cat number, then put the mobile phone to Su Jie’s ear: “You answer!”

“I’m riding a bicycle. You can say no.”

“You pick you up.”

At this time, the phone was dialed, and the black cat’s voice came from the phone: “Hello, Kirino?”

“It’s me, Su Jie!” Su Jie has been to Black Cat’s house several times during this period, teaching Black Cat the skills of drawing cartoons, and they are already very familiar with each other, so he immediately expressed his idea of ​​wanting to get together.

“It’s not so troublesome to go outside. Why don’t you just come to my house. We went to your house last time. Kirino and Saori haven’t been to my house yet. Let’s come and have fun together.”

“This will be troublesome.”

“It’s okay, Hinata and Zhuxi miss you too.”

“Those two little radish heads! Okay, then excuse me, we’ll go there tomorrow night.”

“Well, hey, Hinata, don’t snatch the phone, Su Jun, I’ll hang up first, Hinata, don’t run away.”

Listening to the beeping blind tone from the mobile phone, Su Jie gestured an OK gesture to Tong Nai, and then called Saori Makishima to make an appointment for tomorrow’s party