My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

: Frank Teacher

“I support you if you have this heart. Exercise is a good thing. I used to be too poor to withstand a punch. It’s time to make a change.”

Shizuka Hiratsuka agrees with Su Jie’s idea of ​​exercising, but what he said is why Su Jie is so panicked, cooperating with me in exercising is just a few more punches from the teacher! Even if my body is made of iron, it’s useless.

Seeing Su Jie’s resentful expression, Hiratsuka couldn’t help but smiled, flicked her green fingers on Su Jie’s forehead, and said with a smile like a flower: “Don’t blame the teacher, I don’t care about you in school, you don’t want to be so serious. Do you know what Ye Cheng is like, just like the auditorium today, what good things have you done yourself? If you are unscrupulous and no one cares, the sky will expose you.”

“Is this still for me?” Su Jie gritted his teeth with black lines all over his forehead.

“Here comes the ramen.” At this moment, Hiratsuka Jing’s eyes lit up, and she saw a meatball wearing a white chef’s uniform walking over.

Big thick legs, round waist, and an apron around the waist. From a distance, it looks like what Su Jie described, and it is very joyful to look at.

“Welcome, Mr. Jing, good afternoon. You don’t come here very often recently. For this reason, our little Zola noodle restaurant has lost its color a lot.”

Walking over with two bowls of ramen, this is a middle-aged fat aunt in her forties or fifties, with a warm smile on her face, she seems to be an acquaintance of Shizuka Hiratsuka.

“Recently, it’s not that the students are about to graduate. I’m so busy with my work that I don’t have time. I came here as soon as the students graduate today, but I haven’t forgotten about you, Aunt Zuo.”

Hiratsuka laughed quietly, and Su Jie also nodded politely to the fat lady. Su Jie has been to this small Zola noodle restaurant several times, and knows that the fat lady in front of him is the owner and chef of this ramen restaurant. That’s right, a family restaurant.

“Could this be…” The fat aunt looked at Su Jie, her eyes seemed to shine, and she said kindly with a smile: “Guest, are you Teacher Jing’s boyfriend? It’s not easy! It’s been so many years, Teacher Jing, you I finally managed to find a boyfriend, today I am the master, all of your purchases in the store are free, it is my heart, eat happily.”

Su Jie’s body froze, and he almost shouted mmp in his heart.

Where did I have a relationship with Hiratsuka Shizuka? Aunt, you are pushing me into the kang!

At the same time, Hiratsuka Jing blushed beautifully, and finally said in embarrassment: “Aunt Zuo, don’t misunderstand, this is my student, don’t make any misunderstandings.”

“What, student? Impossible, I’ve never seen you eating with other opposite sexes before!” The fat aunt’s eyes widened in disbelief.

“Really, the suit he only wore to the graduation ceremony today, usually a little bastard.”

“Teacher, do you talk like that?” A black line appeared on Su Jie’s forehead, and he was messing with whoever he was looking for.

“Oh, so it’s your student! I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I don’t think he’s wearing a suit.”

The fat aunt finally understood, turned around and left while pulling the waiter, muttering faintly: “It’s a pity, how many years has it been for Mr. Jing, I thought I saw hope this time, I didn’t expect it to be like this. Daughter Ah, you should pay more attention to Teacher Jing in the future. Teacher Jing has eaten ramen noodles at our house for six years. At the beginning, my mother made a promise to help Teacher Jing find a good husband. The task is entrusted to you, you must put your heart into it, and complete this regret for mother, our family is an honest person and cannot treat guests badly.”

The fat aunt gradually drifted away, but those mutterings remained in the hearts of the two of them, and they were heard clearly.

“It’s so miserable.”

Su Jie also muttered, whoever hears this kind of thing will be silent and cry. From these small things, we can see how difficult Hiratsuka Shizuka’s marriage is. Even the matchmaker who pulls coal for Hiratsuka Shizuka has to be a daughter Industry, generation after generation, almost no one.

“I don’t even care, what are you thinking about? Aunt Zuo has no other intentions. She used to help me pull coal with enthusiasm, and then… eat ramen. If you don’t eat it, it will be cold.” Hiratsuka Jing said As he spoke, he began to eat ramen, pretending not to answer.

“Eat noodles, I happen to be hungry.” Su Jie just nodded. In fact, even if Hiratsuka Jing didn’t mention Su Jie, it must be that Aunt Zuo never succeeded in pulling coal. No wonder people saw Su Jie just now. His eyes are shining, and he has an expression that sees the world’s miraculous problems being solved.

It’s just that Aunt Zuo found the wrong person for this matter. Su Jie didn’t sacrifice his life for righteousness.Feeding a tiger with one’s body and solving the marriage of older single women for Japan, this kind of great morality of “going to benefit the country’s life and death, don’t avoid it because of misfortune and good fortune”.

In the confused and awkward atmosphere, both of them deliberately did not speak, and focused on the delicious food in front of them.

While eating the warm ramen, Su Jie forgot about other things for a while, and swallowed it in big mouthfuls.

The morning’s boring graduation ceremony made Su Jie very hungry. Although he added a lot of beef, Su Jie still ate the ramen without a drop, and his stomach was full.

As for Shizuka Hiratsuka on the opposite side, she has already eaten her second bowl.

“Female man!” Su Jie smacked his lips, full of energy after eating and drinking, stretched his neck to look at Hiratsuka Shizuka’s still flat belly, pinched his chin, and thought to himself, no wonder he was so strong, since This amount of food can be seen one or two. It is strange that eating like this can still maintain such a good figure. The long meat grows where it should be, and the front is convex and the back is warped.

“What are you looking at?” Being stared at by Su Jie all the time, Hiratsuka took a sip of ramen and another bite of cooked beef, her big and bright eyes floated upwards, and her delicate red lips bit her chopsticks, as if she had been caught by Su Jie. The straight eyes looked a little awkward.

Su Jie wanted to laugh a little, and said, “It’s okay, Mr. Shizuka Hiratsuka will at least have to know how to cook when looking for a husband, so that he can save money to support the teacher.”

How could Shizuka Hiratsuka fail to hear the sarcasm? She swallowed the food in her mouth, poked her chopsticks into the bowl, and said with a blank expression, “Isn’t it normal for people who practice martial arts to eat a lot? I don’t know if I haven’t had a boyfriend for so many years.” I’ve come back to life too, do you think I’m living a terrible life now?”

“I don’t mean that, I just think the teacher is more genuine.” Su Jie rubbed his nose, saw Hiratsuka Jing grasping the chopsticks and clenched his fists, and quickly said: “Teacher, you should know that girls usually accompany the opposite sex to eat. They all eat very little, even if they can eat, they will hold back, pretending to be a lady, teacher, you are different, you are straightforward and naturally without any pretentiousness, completely different from those coquettish sluts.”

“Pretending to be a lady in front of you, I’m out of my mind.”

Hiratsuka chuckled, rolled her eyes at Su Jie and said, “It’s not the first day you know me, do you know my temperament? Caring about other people’s eyes, life is so tiring.”

Shizuka Hiratsuka was right. Among the opposite sexes she knew, apart from her father, probably Su Jie knew her best.

It is said that the person who knows you best is your sworn enemy. This is all due to fighting.

“So, teacher, there is a reason why you can’t find your other half!” Su Jie sighed helplessly. Sometimes Su Jie would wonder if Hiratsuka Shizuka had a boyfriend, would he restrain himself a bit? It would be great if there was no iron fist sanction