My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

: I’m really not Shizuka Hiratsuka’s boyfriend

“If this is the reason, then I would rather stay single.”

Hiratsuka put down her chopsticks, pressed her arms on the table, and looked at Su Jie. She was a little unhappy. After looking at each other for a few seconds, she shouted to the boss: “Aunt Zuo, here are four bottles of cold beer.”

Probably when it comes to Shizuka Hiratsuka’s death spot, the depression in her heart pops up all of a sudden, and she often wants to drink to relieve it at this time.

“Aunt Zuo, don’t take the wine.” Su Jie stood up and shook his head, and said angrily, “What kind of wine are you drinking? You have to go to school to deal with business in the afternoon. What are you going to do when you’re drunk?”

“Three bottles!” Shizuka Hiratsuka raised three fingers.

Su Jie shook his head!

“Two bottles!” Hiratsuka gritted her teeth.

Continue to shake your head.

“One bottle, I promise I won’t get drunk.”

Su Jie was about to shake his head, but when he saw that Hiratsuka Jing’s eyebrows were bristling, he let go: “Okay, we agreed to only drink one bottle, otherwise I won’t care about you if you get drunk.”

Shizuka Hiratsuka showed a smile and asked the waiter to bring beer, but Aunt Zuo shouted: “There is no more beer, Teacher Jing, it just sold out, and here are some Japanese sake brewed by myself at home, if Teacher Jing drinks, I will give it to you. ”

“Then thank you. I don’t need Aunt Zuo to give it to me. I’m so embarrassed. I’ll buy it for how much money.” Hiratsuka Jing ignored Su Jie’s staring eyes and agreed with a smile.

“Mr. Jing, here comes the Japanese wine. This is brewed by our family. The taste is very pure, but the amount is a bit high. You can drink it slowly.” The waiter, the daughter of Aunt Zuo, brought the wine.

Hiratsuka opened the cork, poured out a glass, and said to Su Jie, “Do you want to drink?”

“Not interested.” Su Jie didn’t like this, so he shook his head and refused.

Seeing that Su Jie didn’t drink, Hiratsuka held a cup and drank by himself, and said coldly, “Su Jie, tell me, do I really have no femininity?”

“Drunk after just one sip. This is not like the Hiratsuka Shizuka I know. She won’t complain so much. Forget it, it’s not easy to see you, teacher. I’ll talk to you about the love scriptures and give you some guidance. , see if it can increase your success rate of blind date.”

Su Jie was a little puzzled. Hiratsuka Jing on the opposite side seemed to be intoxicated by alcohol, so she had no choice but to enlighten her, so she should sacrifice her life to accompany the tigress.

“You are less than twenty years old, and you want to teach me the love scriptures?” Hiratsuka laughed out loud, rubbed Su Jie’s face with jade hands, and said, “Do you know what love is? Just dare to speak loudly and teach me. ”

“At least you are a little bit better than you, teacher. If you don’t believe me, let’s start with what we had dinner just now.”

Su Jie sneered. Although he is not considered a love expert, it depends on who he compares with. Shizuka Hiratsuka is more confident than Su Jie.

“There’s nothing to say, you can eatIt is the need of martial arts practice, and years of habits cannot be changed overnight. ”

“But a lot of men just look at the surface. Teacher, if you go on a blind date with this mentality, it would be strange if the success rate is high. It’s like after becoming a boyfriend and girlfriend, girls will return to their nature. Eat as much as you want. But teacher, haven’t you had a successful blind date yet? Every time you go on a blind date, do you always eat as much as you do now?”

Su Jie frowned. Based on Su Jie’s understanding of Hiratsuka Jing, she must be able to do this kind of thing.

“So what? If you can’t accept my point, then it means that they are not suitable for being together. Wouldn’t it be better to see it earlier.” Hiratsuka Jing still has plausible arguments.

Su Jie couldn’t help laughing. If he said he had no love experience, then Hiratsuka Jing was a love idiot.

Although Hiratsuka Jing is usually very shrewd, she is stubborn when it comes to love. This can be seen from her countless blind dates but none of them were successful.

“You can’t say it like this. Teacher, you said to go on a blind date. When the two parties meet for the first time, preconceived ideas are very important. You expose your shortcomings from the very beginning. Of course, I am not saying that your ability to eat is a shortcoming, but many men think so. This The first impression is wrong, and then everything is false.

You said that if we change the way, for example, you make some changes, wait until the blind date becomes a partner successfully, and then show that you can eat it. Wouldn’t that be much better? At this time, the other party will also know your other advantages, some The shortcomings can be tolerated, boyfriend and girlfriend! Except the bottom line is mutual change and compromise, don’t you think? ”

Su Jie said a lot, but Hiratsuka Jing remained indifferent. After Su Jie finished speaking, he said: “Don’t always talk about others, then what do you think, can I eat what you have to suffer?”

“Of course I won’t, but this…” Su Jie was interrupted by Shizuka Hiratsuka before he finished speaking, and he only heard the other party’s words: “This is not enough, isn’t there anyone who can accept it?” ?”

Su Jie was stunned, ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart, and roared anxiously: “I am me and someone else is someone else, teacher, don’t get confused, I can’t be your boyfriend, how can I be your boyfriend?” It is the same?”

Hiratsuka Shizuya just came to his senses, blurted out for a while, confused the logic, this remark is easy to cause misunderstanding, and hastily defended: “I’m in a hurry, I mean, other than you, other men will not tolerate me I don’t care about my shortcomings… No, what I want to say…”

After drinking, Hiratsuka Jing’s state of sobriety declined rapidly, and he was inattentive. He was probably half-drunk, and his speech was confusing, but Su Jie hadn’t noticed this yet.

Su Jie was already sweating profusely, his calves were weak, and with a stiff smile on his face, he had the urge to run away.

Teacher, you are playing with me. I can’t stand your surprise! People will die.

“Teacher, can we stop making jokes like this and stop drinking, okay? We’re serious about dating, you…”

It wasn’t until Su Jie said something that he realized something was wrong: “Hey, there seems to be something wrong. I was confused by you, teacher.”

At this time, Aunt Zuo, who was a little noisy, just heard what Su Jie said, and immediately widened her eyes. The bottle of fruit juice she was holding in her hand fell to the ground, and she stared at Su Jie and Hiratsuka Shizuka dumbfounded. people.

Immediately afterwards, Aunt Zuo seemed to have thought of something, and patted Su Jie on the shoulder with a smile on her face, and suddenly realized: “Young man, it turns out that you are really in love again, now I feel relieved, oh, are you afraid of He Jing? The exposure of teacher-student relationship is not good? I understand, I understand, young people! I always care about these worldly concepts and the strange eyes of outsiders. If you want me to say this, what is there to be afraid of? Love is a matter between two people. As long as it is good, why care about other people’s opinions, your aunt and I are not that kind of person, don’t worry, I will definitely keep this matter a secret from you, and on the wedding day, I will also congratulate you and witness the happy marriage of your young couple .”

I don’t know if it’s because Aunt Zuo usually has no one to chat with her, but when she saw this gossip, she started talking endlessly. It seemed that she wanted to assist Su Jie, but she didn’t know that this was digging a hole to bury someone, neither of them wishful thinking.

Su Jie smiled wryly, stiffly, and innocently. He cupped his hands and shook his head and said, “Aunt Zuo, you really misunderstood me. Mr. Hiratsuka Shizuka, I really have a pure teacher-student relationship, and I’m not in a relationship!”

“I heard you say it just now. If there is any falsehood, you don’t have to deliberately hide it from Aunt Zuo. I won’t tell others.”

“It’s not the same, it’s not the same, I said the wrong thing just now.” Su Jie’s hair turned gray in a hurry, and he didn’t know how to explain it to others.

“Same…not the same…” Someone next to him interjected, and when he turned his head to look, it was Hiratsuka Shizuka with drunken eyes, pink cheeks, and slightly open mouth, lying on the table while talking.

“It turns out that I was talking drunk just now, you moron, you scared me.” Su Jie patted his heart in fear, almost scared Su Jie out of his mind just now.

Thinking about it carefully, it must be that this Japanese wine is really high in alcohol, and Hiratsuka Shizuka is too strong to drink. I guess he is already out of shape after making an agreement with Su Jie after drinking. No wonder he would say those nonsense.

Then Su Jie was extremely helpless. Looking at the already drunk Hiratsuka Jing, he said for a long time in silence, “This amount of alcohol can be poured in just one cup. I really believe in your evil spirit and let you drink.”

“The alcohol content is quite high, and the stamina is particularly strong.” Aunt Zuo said, and then helped up Hiratsuka Jing with Su Jie, and said: “I haveRest in the house, let Teacher Jing lie in it for a while to sober up, you little boyfriend accompany Teacher Jing well, take good care of her, Teacher Jing should know how to cherish such a beautiful and kind woman. ”

“I…I’m really not her boyfriend!” Su Jie wanted to cry but had no tears. It was all up to him, and there was no way to reason.

Helping Shizuka Hiratsuka into the backstage of the ramen restaurant, the front of the ramen restaurant is the residence behind the restaurant, Aunt Zuo gave up the bed of her waitress daughter to Shizuka Hiratsuka to rest, which means Shizuka Hiratsuka and Aunt Zuo are regular customers, Zhong Jing is also a teacher at a nearby school, and Aunt Zuo can chat with Hiratsuka Jing, if other people definitely don’t have this kind of treatment.

After laying Hiratsuka on the bed, Su Jie wiped the sweat from his head. He was not tired, but physically and mentally exhausted. He always felt that something big had happened to him.

“Thank you, Aunt Zuo, you are such a good person, I will trouble you this time, I will pay the bill first.”

“Teacher Jing often comes to my place for dinner. I also like this kind teacher. Don’t tell me if you are polite. If you take your wallet back, how can I still charge you? It was agreed before that you two will be free today. , When I gave you a meeting gift for the young couple, didn’t I take money from you to smash my own brand? Take it back, take it back, you are underestimating Aunt Zuo’s persistence in life, aren’t you? ”

Aunt Zuo’s words have reached this point, Su Jie offended people when he gave money, so he could only take back the wallet with a sullen face, and continued to make another excuse: “Aunt Zuo, you can do without money, but I, Hiratsuka, Teacher Jing is really not a lover, I won’t talk nonsense about such things, I swear on my life.”

“Young man, you are too ruthless. Why are you cursing yourself like that? I know you are afraid that people will know that it will affect Teacher Jing’s reputation and work in the school. Aunt Zuo knows about your painstaking efforts. You can let this kind of thing go for a hundred years.” Be careful, Aunt Zuo is not the kind of person who doesn’t know how to measure, I must keep it a secret for you, if I slip up, you come and tear down my ramen restaurant.”

Aunt Zuo patted Su Jie on the shoulder, said in a considerate manner, and finally looked at Su Jie with relief, and sighed: “The young man is still very good, now he is as responsible as you, he doesn’t show off, and he thinks wholeheartedly about his girlfriend.” There are very few young people, I am optimistic about the relationship between you and Teacher Jing, and you will be able to grow old together in the future.”

Su Jie was completely petrified, really wanted to grab Aunt Zuo and shout, I’m really not Shizuka Hiratsuka’s boyfriend! Mom, you watch too many Korean dramas.

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