My Whole Family Is a Little Strange

Lin Yifeng, who has been on the hot search because of social difficulties, has not yet found that he has become the distressed object of all interstellar netizens: they are all mixed up, and they are so miserable.

They decided to be nice to Lin Yicheng in the future, and be gentle when mocking him.

When the agent saw this speechless hot search, he hurriedly let him go out for a walk, so as to prevent him from getting moldy.

Lin Yifeng said nonchalantly, "Brother Qin, it's not that you don't know, either I don't have friends, or I just rest."

"Oh, you just don't have friends." The agent expressed indifference.

Lin Yifeng: "...My address book is all connections, which will shock you."

"You're looking through it!"

Lin Yifeng flipped through the address book for a long time, and remained silent. The music playing behind him was inexplicably sad.

When it comes to those business invitations, Lin Yifeng is definitely not short of them. With Lin Yifeng's current popularity, people want him to play in the past.

But Lin Yifeng finally took a rest and was too lazy to deal with those scenes. With his current coffee position, he doesn't need to participate in any game.

If you have time to be a mask person, it would be better to be paralyzed at home.

But apart from the invitations in these scenes, it seems that there is really no invitation to make him want to go out.

He is usually impatient with social interaction.

If they communicate with each other wearing masks, it is better to browse the star network silently. Isn't high tech fragrant?

Let’s talk about the friends who came up to talk, there are also a few, but they are not in the capital star now.

"Brother Qin, why don't you go out with me?"

The agent said unceremoniously: "You can think of a way yourself, I really can't help you with this, if netizens find out that only me, the agent, can accompany you, then your identity as the most miserable star really has to sit still. True."

Lin Yifeng hung up the communication and sighed melancholy.

He is proud of being an otaku, and he carries the reputation of a good man.

But to the extent that netizens sympathize with him, this is not his style!

Only if he shows other people's faces, how can there be any reason for others to sympathize with him?

Lin Yifeng thought of a way.

At this time, Qiao Qiao also learned the fact that her brother was miserable from Xingwang.

In order to make things happen, the media deliberately chose some pictures that made Lin Yifeng look miserable, such as "being excluded from the entertainment industry" and "desperate after being betrayed".

The theme of the opening sentence "Lin Yifeng has social difficulties", the pictures and content are all edited.

Qiao Qiao didn't know enough about the urination of these media. Looking at these bells and whistles, she burst into tears: My brother must be crying secretly under the quilt, but he never told her about these things!

She reflected on herself, because she had too many friends to ignore her brother's physical and mental health, which was inappropriate!

Qiao Qiao stepped on her short legs and took the initiative to find Lin Yifeng and said, "Brother, do you want to play with me tomorrow? Huihui is on vacation, and will come to Capital Star tomorrow, with me, brother Lu Yan and Bingbing. Pick her up, then go eat something delicious, and play!"

Lin Yifeng was very moved that the little old girl hadn't forgotten about him, the empty nester, but what's the point of the party of the little radish heads?

Lin Yifeng decisively refused.

Jojo looked at him worriedly, "Brother, why don't I stay with you?"

She has many, many friends, but only one brother. Qiaoqiao's choices have always been eccentric.

Lin Yifeng didn't have a "sister treasure" to this extent. He poked Qiao Qiao's little round face in a funny way: In this little cutie's heart, how miserable is he as a brother? Why does she believe everything?

"Okay Jojo, those marketing accounts are nonsense, don't believe it. You can go play with your friends, and I have an appointment tomorrow."

He brushed his hair neatly, "A popular person like your brother and me wants to find friends, isn't it a matter of minutes."

Qiaoqiao carefully picked up Lin Yifeng's friends, agents, assistants, and other working friends, all of whom she knew. But other than that, Qiao Qiao didn't seem to hear his brother mention that he was a very good friend.

"But brother, who is the friend you want to see tomorrow?"

"Well, it's a netizen who hasn't met before."

"Brother, you won't be deceived, will you?" Qiaoqiao was worried.

Hearing this, Lin Yifeng rubbed Qiao Qiao's little head, "Don't worry Qiao Qiao, old bacon like my brother has no value to be cheated. When a cute like Qiao Qiao goes out, he needs to worry about whether others have ulterior motives. "

Want to lie to him? Not sure who is deceiving who!

Lin Yifeng deliberately exaggerated a bit to reassure Qiaoqiao.

Unexpectedly, Qiao Qiao nodded thoughtfully, as if she was quite sure of this statement, and her small expression seemed to say: There is really no market for old bacon like my brother.

All Qiao Qiao's thoughts were written on her face, and Lin Yifeng understood it at a glance. It's because I understand it that I feel particularly heartbroken: I'm just saying this, so don't really think I'm an old bacon without a market!

However, some things don't need to be explained in Jojo's place, to explain is to cover up...

The next morning, Lin Yifeng rarely stayed up late and got up early.

Although he seems to be very skilled, it is actually the first time that he has met with netizens.

That's right, in order to dispel the misunderstanding of netizens about him, Lin Yifeng decided to find a friend to go out for a walk.

His friend with the largest number must be netizens.

There are so many friends in the list, so there is not one capital star, right?

Going out for a walk with netizens who are having fun is always more comfortable than friends who need to wear masks to socialize.

Lin Yifeng screened for a while, and it happened that there was a netizen in his list who played the game quite well and said that he would not be able to go online for the next two days because he was going to Capital Star.

Lin Yifeng immediately included this person as his candidate target, because after playing so many games together, he could probably tell what kind of person the opponent was from the game style: the opponent's character was good, and he wouldn't be because of his bad taste. I disliked him and would continue to play with him. He is the kind of game boss who doesn't talk much.

So Lin Yifeng sent him a private message, saying that he happened to be in the capital city, and if it was convenient, he could meet him, and Lin Yifeng could also invite him to dinner.

"Yes, yes. I want to bring two friends, can I?" the other said.

"No problem. Don't be too surprised when you see me." Lin Yifeng said.

It is normal for the other party to be vigilant when confronting strangers with netizens. I'm afraid that when they see him, they won't be able to stand still. With his current popularity, the probability of meeting a fan brother and a fan sister is too high.

Unexpectedly, the other party sent a hehe directly, and the tone was quite crazy: I hope you will not be too surprised when that time comes!

Is this guy so arrogant? It's time to surprise him!

Lin Yifeng held back the urge to reveal his true identity, and took care of himself, preparing to make a stunning appearance.

On the other side, Qiao Qiao and the others had already picked up her little friend Huihui, and the group of four sat in the restaurant that had been reserved for a long time.

Before Qiao Qiao would pay the bill, Huihui said, "Qiao Qiao, don't pay the bill. A netizen wants to come to play with me today, and she said to invite us to dinner."

Qiaoqiao said in surprise, "What a coincidence! My brother also said he was going to find a netizen."

"Really? But it won't be your brother's, it should be a cute and cute sister. When I was playing games, I saw her pitifully begging for someone to take her away, so I took her for a while, and then I got to know her. "Huihui said, holding her chin.

Then, Qiaoqiao saw his brother's handsomely dressed figure through the transparent glass of the restaurant.

Qiaoqiao hurriedly lay on the glass and buckled the glass, "Brother, are you here to find us?"

Lin Yifeng was also a little surprised, "I happened to be here with someone."

He glanced around and saw no suspicious targets.

Jojo greeted him and said, "Brother, would you like to sit at our table first?"

Lin Yifeng looked at the children at a table and said to Qiaoqiao, "You can play by yourself. I'll pay for you later. I'll send a message and try it out."

Then, he called according to the contact information left by the previous netizens.

Immediately afterwards, Huihui's light brain rang.

The scene was a little quiet for a while.

In the end, Lin Yifeng still sat at the table where all the children were, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.

"Isn't the name of your game called Cute and Beautiful Girl?" Huihui asked.

"That's the only way I'll take it lightly! If others find out that I'm a 1.8-meter-eight-footed guy, who will pay attention to me?" Lin Yifeng said in a poignant manner, "And why do I think you are always online? Did you bypass the anti-addiction system secretly? I'll report it to your mother later!"

He also didn't expect that the game boss in his impression was actually a neighbor's child and his sister's **** friend.

This was really embarrassing, so Lin Yifeng decided to take a preemptive tactic.

Huihui's eyes widened angrily, "If I knew it was you, I would definitely not bring it, I'm ungrateful! It's too much for me to take you to lie down for so many games!"

As the middleman, Qiao Qiao had no choice but to smooth things out, "Alright, alright! Huihui, take pity on the lonely old man and show him some fun."

Lonely and widowed old man Lin Yifeng: ?

Little old girl, give you a chance to reorganize the language.

But in Qiao Qiao's eyes, he should really be miserable: he was exposed by the media for a long time that he had no friends, and then rejected Qiao Qiao's "little radish party", and found a netizen online, and the result happened to be "little radish party" One of the members of ".

This is simply a typical example of wanting to slap a swollen face to make a fat man, but being dismantled on the spot!

It's not good for Lin Yifeng to leave immediately. Since God wants him to participate in this kind of children's party, he should adjust his mentality and play with them for a day as a guardian.

Why is it said to be a guardian? Of course, he is an adult, and it is impossible to play with children whose average age is less than ten years old, right? Do you want to accompany them at home?

Soon, Lin Yifeng was slapped in the face.

Qiaoqiao and several children skillfully ordered dishes and ate, and then went to the Dream Playground on the top floor of the mall, which is one of the most famous playgrounds in Capital Star.

The playground occupies a huge area and is divided into several different game areas, each of which simulates a holographic game.

That is to say, those games that can only be played in the holographic star network can be experienced here. The scene construction, mecha-like design and other things here are all high-tech, and it is also an Internet celebrity attraction that has spent huge sums of money.

Lin Yifeng cheered, "Wow, this is so interesting!"

His in-game coins dwindled.

Lin Yifeng completely forgot his previous thought that he disliked the idea of ​​children playing at home, and now he rushes to the front of every game project, followed by four children with facial paralysis.

Is this an adult with four babies?

This is obviously four children with an adult!

After leaving the playground, Lin Yifeng was still not satisfied, and told Qiaoqiao, "If you go to any fun place next time, remember to bring me!"

Who would have thought that these little kids had such fun?

Today's children are much wilder than young people like him!

There's no way, people like Lin Yifeng who can stay at home can't take the initiative to go out and check in all kinds of fun places. Even if they hear that a certain place is fun, after hesitating for three seconds, they will feel that it's still light. The brain is more fun, which leads to his "ignorance".

After being taken by the children for a day today, Lin Yifeng realized that he had missed so many interesting things!

Qiao Qiao sighed: Sure enough, my brother really has no friends.

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I have something to do in the morning tomorrow, and the update at noon will be put together in the evening~ I will give you a heart-to-heart comparison~