My Whole Family Is a Little Strange

After getting through the children's game, Lin Yifeng seems to have opened the door to a new world.

He followed Qiao Qiao plausibly, "You are underage, you should be taken by an adult."

Qiaoqiao didn't even expose him: someone had long since let them go out to play because the security of the capital city was too good. Now that I think about it, I need a guardian to take it with me?

What worries Qiaoqiao is that my brother doesn't seem to have friends of the same age, so he can't keep hanging out with these children, right?

Jojo is a little boy who can't hide his worries.

Her brows were furrowed, her expression was solemn, and she had a philosophical look on her face, and she didn't even like to drink milk tea.

Her state makes her teammates a little worried. Jojo is their happy fruit, and her unhappiness is a major event for the entire team!

Ning Wushuang and William came to inquire about the news and wanted to solve problems for Qiaoqiao.

As soon as they heard that it was the emotional status of "the lonely old man" Lin Yifeng, everyone laughed, "Jojo, this little meaning is covered by us."

Jojo's eyes were shining, "Really?"

"Just watch. We are all friends of your brother, how can you bear to watch him mess up so badly?"

So, the teammates who lived in Capital Star invited Lin Yifeng to be a guest at their house one by one.

Qiao Qiao originally wanted Lin Yifeng to make more friends, but she didn't follow. She watched Lin Yifeng go out with a relieved expression of "the old mother watched her son grow up": "Young man, you have grown up, you can't stick to your sister all the time." .

Lin Yifeng: …

His teammates invited him warmly, so he could not refuse. When he arrived at the home of William and others, he was also warmly received.

Don't look at Lin Yifeng being rude to his teammates, but he is still quite polite to his elders, plus he has a handsome face, it takes minutes to gain the favor of his elders. Especially the older auntie, who only eats this one, the nanny killer has to run away.

"Xiao Lin, you don't have a match yet, do you? Auntie introduced one to you?"

"Yifeng, the nonsense auntie in the media has seen it. I want to say that a young man like you who doesn't like to go out is the only one who cares for the family. That William has a cousin, do you want to introduce him to you? People are very girls. superior…"

It's true that they like Lin Yifeng, and it's true that they want to introduce him to someone.

Although Lin Yifeng is often criticized by his teammates and netizens for being unreliable, anyone with eyes will know that this guy is very strong and has a bright future.

Where can you find such high-quality stocks?

Even if he wants to continue to be in the entertainment industry, it doesn't matter, he is no longer the ordinary idol he used to be, and his influence may not be comparable to that of ordinary politicians.

Coupled with the Lin family's seemingly ordinary background that is actually quite extraordinary, if it can be done, it will definitely be a great thing!

Of course, they wouldn't give Lin Yifeng any random introductions, they were all the best in the family or among the girls they knew.

If the difference between the two sides is too great, they will be embarrassed to open this mouth at all. After all, he wanted to sell Lin Yifeng the target he introduced, but he didn't want to make enmity with him.

Lin Yifeng couldn't refuse the push, so the number of people in Guangnao's contact list increased, and the aunts smiled and said, "It doesn't matter if it doesn't work, just be a friend."

Lin Yifeng, who did not need to be urged to marry by his parents when he returned home, finally felt the horror of the blind date army.

William and the others patted Lin Yifeng comfortingly, "At least Jojo won't have to worry about you being alone in the future."

There was a reason why they didn't invite Lin Yifeng home casually before.

In a mecha league like this, it is actually very easy to cultivate the feelings between teammates, and the relationship that can be handed over to each other, where can it go wrong?

However, they had long since seen Lin Yifeng's troublesome attributes of a dead house.

Therefore, seeing that he rarely had a vacation, he was enjoying himself, so he was not prepared to disturb him. After all, they know very well what they will experience when they go home.

But then social media went viral and Jojo broke another heart, so they couldn't just sit back and ignore it.

This can only show that Lin Yifeng's fate has this catastrophe.

After a few days of dinner together, Lin Yifeng felt that his social values ​​were all exhausted, and Qiao Qiao was poking his head outside his room.

Lin Yifeng pulled out this little cutie, "Why are you hiding outside? Why don't you come in?"

Qiaoqiao cleared her throat, put her hands behind her back, and looked like an old leader was visiting, saying, "Brother, I'm just here to take care of you and see how your dating plan is going."

Lin Yifeng directly handed his light brain to Qiaoqiao for inspection, "Your plan was very successful, and now I have a large list of friends."

Qiao Qiao found that Lin Yifeng's light brain did indeed have many names (blind dates) that she had never seen before, and her brother didn't stick to her as much as before, and nodded with satisfaction.

Her teammates are so reliable!

Lin Yifeng touched Qiao Qiao's head and said, "Don't think about such a good idea next time."

If it wasn't to cooperate with Qiao Qiao, Lin Yifeng really wanted to run away, "Qiao Qiao's little head thinks so much every day, it's really easy to not grow taller."

The expression of the old cadre Qiao Qiao couldn't hold back immediately. She covered her head, jumped her feet and said, "Qiao Qiao will not grow taller! I heard that if you are always touched your head, you will not grow taller. So Brother, you have to control your hands in the future!"

The culprit of her not growing taller has been found!

She is quite serious when it comes to height.

Lin Yifeng put away his hand regretfully, ready to wait for Qiaoqiao to forget about it before continuing to touch.

Children's heads, shouldn't you touch them more? So easy.

The players spent a few days in the capital star, and the fourth league game is about to start.

Lin Yifeng changed the way he had become decadent as soon as he started working, and set foot on the competition starship quite actively.

The reporters surrounding the starship didn't want to miss the "King Terrier", so they stopped him quickly and asked, "Is it because you are so eager to wait for this game? I feel that your mental state is much different from before. The difference, can you ask why?"

Lin Yifeng said sternly: "I like the league very much. The teammates are very interesting, the opponents are also very powerful, and every star beast on the wild star is very cute."

reporter:…

Lin Yifeng's mouth is a liar.

Don't think that your serious nonsense will make us believe your evil.

Before they could continue to ask questions, Lin Yifeng had already slipped into the starship: As long as he didn't let him continue on blind dates, everything would be easy to say. Desolate Star is also very good, just take a look at the natural scenery and go out for a trip.

Facts have proved that some people are single for no reason, and it has nothing to do with how handsome they are.

This time, Xiao Hei still did not compete with Qiao Qiao.

The Capital Star is the most important planet in the Federation. When an unknown lifeform like Xiao Hei comes in, it must be tested first to ensure that it has no tendency to hurt people.

However, Xiao Hei has always been very well behaved throughout the process, and even took the initiative to sell his body to let the researchers do experiments. Experts also determined that the Lin family could control Xiao Hei, so Capital Star gave Xiao Hei a pass. It can pass freely in the capital star, which is somewhat similar to a human ID card.

Xiao Hei said that it can also do a light brain, and does not need a physical pass.

It has become the most fashionable star beast, with the light brain on it, just brush the electronic passport directly.

Of course, the pass is just for more formal identification. In fact, when Xiao Hei goes out, he is the most unique cub of Capital Star. How could anyone admit that he was wrong?

At first everyone saw it dangling, and they were quite scared, for fear that their mental power would be taken away by accident.

But I didn't expect that after Xiao Hei discovered everyone's fear, he clicked on the light brain, and then read aloud in AI voice, "Don't be afraid, I don't like your mental power."

Citizens of the capital: …

Thank you for your kindness.

I don't know why, but I feel more distressed.

But after being stabbed in the heart, I really feel that there is nothing to be afraid of.

Everyone is curious. This is the only special creature known in the entire interstellar space. It is rare to have the opportunity to get close to this magical creature, and I want to explore it more or less.

Capital Star is also a place where new things appear very frequently, so the people are more receptive to new things.

They found that Xiao Hei was really smart.

In the previous competition, Xiaohei's typing speed was not so fast, and it would not be converted to voice reading. Now the sentences it speaks are complete, and the tone is more humane.

This learning ability is too strong!

"I think I can take it for an IQ test, at least the IQ I had when I was ten years old!" Someone exclaimed.

Xiao Hei rolled his white eyes, and then typed on the light brain, "Then it's not easy for you. Your IQ has dropped so much since you were ten years old."

The rigid tone of the AI ​​voice accidentally achieved the best mocking effect.

Xiao Hei himself is a collection of spiritual power, and he has taken so many medicinal pills. If he really wants to measure it by the IQ of a human, then his IQ is indeed not comparable to that of ordinary people.

After returning to the capital star and obtaining his own light brain, the massive information on the star network has become its best spiritual food.

Only then did Xiao Hei realize how boring his previous life was! It loves human culture!

In a short period of time, it has become a new generation of surfers with a deeper understanding of human culture.

With its current level of knowledge, it's really hard to say who is the "ten-year-old IQ".

As a newly born Internet addicted star beast, Xiao Hei has no interest in exploring the barren star. In addition, the first released competition rules also restricted its participation, so Xiao Hei simply stayed in the capital star and continued to be an Internet addiction star beast.

It restrained its impatience and pretended to say goodbye reluctantly, "woohoo, I will miss you, but there is no way, I can only stay here to cheer you on!"

Qiao Qiao was very moved, holding Xiao Hei and not letting go, she felt that Xiao Hei's intentions could not be let down, "Xiao Hei, let's go, you can't go to the competition with us, but you can go with my parents, so I can finish the competition. I can see you for the first time."

Xiao Hei's false parting sadness disappeared immediately, and its soft body was stiff and lumpy.

It growled inwardly: No, I'm just being polite! Don't you humans like this set? Don't take me seriously!

But it dare not tell the truth, because Jojo is its gold master. This is the best cub of the Lin family to take advantage of, what should I do if I offend her and can't get enough to eat in the future?

Qiaoqiao hugged Xiao Hei and said, "Xiao Hei, are you particularly happy? Don't worry, I will be responsible for you."

Xiao Hei already wanted to kill himself who was addicted to acting before: let you act! Shoot yourself in the foot now!

"Happy, I'm really happy." The AI ​​voice didn't fluctuate at all, and I couldn't hear the happy mood.

Lin Yifeng watched the fire from the side: he didn't understand this kind of mentality of pretending to be reluctant, but in fact waiting for the parents to leave quickly!

However, he was too lazy to expose it, so he watched Xiao Hei roll over by himself: Naturally stay at the mercy of all kinds of actors.

Like this dishonest star beast, it needs to be rectified.

Seeing Xiao Hei's heart being tortured, thinking that he really has to be with Lin Zhi and his wife, Lin Yifeng became a good person and said, "Forget it. Qiao Qiao, let it stay in the capital star. It's a little bit afraid of our parents and our mother, and it will be tortured when he goes there."

Qiaoqiao nodded obediently and told Xiao Hei, "Then you must be obedient when you stay in the capital star, and be a law-abiding star beast."

Xiao Hei turned into a ball and popped out of the afterimage, wishing to use his life as a guarantee.

As long as you stay in the capital star, everything is easy to say.

It also secretly gave Lin Yifeng a thumbs up: good brother! Next time you have something I will help you too!

Of course, Qiao Qiao and the others are not there, so Xiao Hei must be monitored by the expert team at any time. But this is easy to say, the experts of Capital Star will not treat it harshly, as long as it does not do anything.

The starship left the port again, and countless people sent off more enthusiastically: Victory is in sight, can they not be excited?

Xiao Hei also happily said goodbye, but in a different mood from that of ordinary people.

Everyone was looking forward to the federation winning, but Xiao Hei was relieved, and at the same time happily ushered in the holiday without parents.

Xiao Hei returned to its special residence, the whole beast was lying in a pool of water, and he had already figured out in his heart: how many stars can be exchanged for a small body of the expert?

It has seen a lot of good novels, film and television dramas recently, and it wants to reward it!

Qiao Qiao gave it some star coins for living expenses, but Xiao Hei is a prodigal beast, and it has long been insufficient. Now that Qiao Qiao and the others have left, it has calculated the idea of ​​selling itself.

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