My Zombie Husband

Chapter 84: I Think I’m Brighty

Translator: LiamHW

“Ji!” Tengxiao swished out of Wu Jiuge’s pocket and nervously looked him, only to be slapped by Cao Pi to the front of Xia Mingyu. The boy took up the dizzling Tengxiao with his lips crooked. He was about to ask what had happened, but only to find that Cao Pi was getting undressed of Wu Jiuge and threw the coat on Xia Mingyu’s face.

Xia Mingyu felt a bit angry but he had calmed down himself after that, and was about to speak. However, Cao Pi took the chance to utter before Xia Mingyu’s words :”That coat is temporarily used to cover your eyes. What will show before you is not what you are supposed to see. Oh, right, get some of your blood for me.”

You bastard! Xia Mingyu stuffed Teng Xiao into the coat with the coat covering his head, then he reached over, not long, he felt a dreadful pain on the wrist. Probably it was Cao Pi cutting on the skin. Damn it, was that literally “SOME BLOOD”?

“You! What do you think you are doing?” Xia Mingyu couldn’t see the situation outside, but the sound of the clothes being torn aroused his curiosity, Wu Jiuge seemed to have used his Snake Sword, but it seemed the action didn’t work at all… “Let go of me! Stop it!”

“Shit…” The inceasing curiosity about the situation kept Xia Mingyu impatient, what was going on since he heard the tempting voice? What were they actally doing? Teng Xiao obviously didn’t calm down, “What the heck! What is that bastard doing to Wu Jiuge? Ah! Little Yu, go save Wu Jiuge! Otherwise, Wu Jiuge will surely be smeared by that bastard!”

“Shut up! Stop being annoying! “Xia Mingyu listened to the chatter of Teng Xiao, the feeling of impantience gathered in his mind, why did he encounter such a thing? Oh, shit, did Cao Pi knew that Wu Jiuge was a boy?

“Stupid Zombie! Do you dare to — uh…” After shouting from Wu Jiuge, everthing outside turned into a terribly silence which made Xia Mingyu rather uncomfortable. He was thinking about taking off the coat to see what happened. For one thing, Wu Jiuge was a soul keeper. He didn’t even care about that. But on the other hand, if Cao Pi really had done something bad, he probably would be guilty for doing nothing and be blamed by the Heaven soul.

Cao Pi noticed the sneaky action of Xia Mingyu and then giggled, saying, “Oh, if you dare to see, just take a look.”

See how disdainful Cao Pi was,  of course Xia Mingyu dared to have a look. But if it was really that kind of thing, he’d better keep the coat on his face… “Hehe, whatever. ”

“Tsk.” Cao Pi didn’t say anything anymore. Xia Mingyu didn’t know what really happened before him but heard the muffled sound of Wu Jiuge constantly. After a while, the coat on his head was pulled away. Cao Pi calmly wrapped the coat around Wu Jiuge’s waist. Xia Mingyu obviously saw that Wu Jiuge had changed back to his male outfit, just… the clothes on his body were gone.

Ah… I am being gleaming right now… Xia Mingyu crooked his lips and saw Teng Xiao, a bird knowing nothing, flying around Wu Jiuge, he then walked away in the aim of staying away from Cao Pi, what a bastard Cao Pi was!

“Mmm! How are you doing? What did the bastard do to you?” Teng Xiao was crazy and transformed himself into human form. Seeing the little bird transforming, Xia Mingyu became speechless. Yuk, this little dumbass, why wouldn’t he transform just then, but now? weren’t you a fairy? Weren’t you look so powerful?

Wu Jiuge gritted her teeth, and the Snake Sword fell on Tengxiao’s face, and he shouted coldly with his teeth gritted, “Shut up!”

“You don’t even call me a dumbass now. You must be so angry right now, am I right? No way, did he really do something bad to you, Mr Jiuge?”

“Bang –” Wu Jiuge kicked off the chattering Teng Xiao, and turned back to stare at Cao Pi with his eyes full of coldness, he couldn’t help gripping his sword, but… Xia Mingyu saw that his ears were red with blood.

“I will kill you!” Wu Jiuge waved the Snake Sword over, flashing a dark blue light. Cao Pi immediately dodged himself behind Wu Jiuge, and grabbed the sword over. Suddenly the sword turned into a snake, taking a bite on Cao Pi’s arm and fiercely jumping onto the face of him.

As a result, the snake was thrown out, to be precise, it was Cao Pi who hit the snake with spiritual power. It seemed that all of Wu Jiuge’s fighting skills were dismantled by the man, and then Wu Jiuge was crushed by Cao Pi against the stone wall.

Xia Mingyu who watched what had been shown before yawned, looked both Teng Xiao and Qi Qi with sympathy, then took off his coat, and as he approached the two people on the wall, he spoke to the two, “You’d better stop for a while, Wu Jiuge, are you alright?” Take my cloth, after all, your clothes were torn by someone, wasn’t it? ”

Wu Jiuge felt much more embarrassed after hearing that. Cao Pi’s fingers slid down his cheek and reached the bite mark on his neck, and he licked his own lips, saying sadly, “Tsk, you are definitely my type. But what a pity, you aren’t a girl.”

The anger in Wu Jiuge’s mind finally erupted, he attempted to raise his fist to punch the man before him. But it turned out that Cao Pi dodged it, and then he grabbed Wu Jiuge’s neck and sneered, “This is how you treated your benefactor? Speaking of all, I saved you once from the perils of Silver Rattan. I thought you were a girl, and you probably would love to pay me back with your body, but now I find you a cross dresser.”

“Hey, that’s enough! Wu Jiuge wasn’t mean to dress up like a girl!” Teng Xiao and Qi Qi rushed over angrily. However, Cao Pi glanced at them, forcefully choking Wu Jiuge, who was almost unable to breathe.  The another hand of Wu Jiuge grabbed Cao Pi’s hand backwards, trying to pull him away.

Teng Xiao and Qi Qi didn’t dare to take any action anymore, only stared at the terrible man with anger instead. Cao Pi raised his chin and looked at Wu JiuGe’s apparent distress. Cao Pi loosened his strength seeing the boy in pain, but said unsparingly, “Oh? Then why did you as a male pretend to be a female?”

“It’s… none of your business…” The beautiful eyes of Wu JiuGe were filled with anger, Cao Yan lowered his head, glanced at the lips of Wu JiuGe, then let go of Wu Jiuge. Xia Mingyu walked over to the two and was about to address the coat on Wu Jiuge. After some seconds out of Cao Pi’s attention, Wu Jiuge had already put on the clothes surprisingly.

Xia Mingyu looked at him with astonishment, what? Wu Jiuge should inform him in advance that he get the power, then he wouldn’t need to help him out the situation. Tsk, as for the word “bastard” to descibe Cao Pi, Xia Mingyu would nod his head to the metaphor.

“Are you alright?” “Seeing Wu Jiuge was a little lost, Xia Mingyu felt a bit sympathy for him. he has seen Wu Jiuge many times in the internal mind, but never seen him so angry just like this, and not so embarrassed, it was also not exaggerated to

tell that Wu Jiuge was totally an iceberg without feelings. However, Cao Pi was so good at tempting others, even Wu Jiuge couldn’t hold on his tricks.

Wu JiuGe shook his head and quickly returned to a calm state, and Qi Qi flew over to tie to his arm. Teng Xiao didn’t change back to the bird form, staring at Cao Yan with vigilance. Wu JiuGe didn’t say anything, but only helped Xia Mingyu bandage the wound on his hand.

The surrounding atmosphere here was not that good, it was even worse than being with Zhao Yun. At least Zhao Yun’s temper wasn’t as bad as Cao Pi and wouldn’t provoke the great anger of Wu Jiuge.

Xia Mingyu sighed, but it was also lucky that it was not the other self controlling the body right now, or he would definitely mess up everything. Lick the blood from the back of his hand, the evil soul yawned and asked Cao Pi, who was walking in front, “Hey, following that zombie poison, we should be able to find that thing, aren’t you King of Zombie?” You can lead the way. ”

“Of course, as long as you don’t mess thing up.” said Cap Pi, drawing a beam of fluorescence on his hand, which was like a ghost fire, and drifting forward, as if the fire was guiding the way.

Xia Mingyu deliberately walked behind this time, he touched the kylin pendant with his white index finger, and then fed a drop of blood to the pendant, the kylin’s eyes flashed with a purple light, suddenly those ghosts who died in the graveyard were instantly sucked into the blood jade. Xia Mingyu crooked his lips and revealed the small tiger teeth, good, this time the soul force plus the demon jade would be surely enough for him to survive out of the grave.

“Yu, don’t fall too far behind, follow up.” Wu JiuGe turned around and spoke to Xia Mingyu, his black eyes were as indifferent as ever, without any emotion. Xia Mingyu answered and trotted over and followed Wu Jiuge aside with a smile. Ah, we’re actually all the same, Wu JiuGe, you are a soul keeper and you don’t have to have feelings, and the both selfs inside of me neither, we are puppets who can’t have feelings.

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Probably because of the change of personality, the three people didn’t encounter any special trouble this time, and walked calmly pond with a circle shape, right in the center of the pond was a black coffin, which had been opened by someone else.

“The sense of zombie here is very strong. That thing should have come out of this coffin and walked forward-”

“Bang-”

The explosive explosion was deafening, after a while it was a ground shaking, it was no doubt that the spot of the explosion was in front, the four people didn’t hesitate and quickly ran to the place.

As they reached the spot, three black pythons showed up in front of them, each of which could be compare with the building with five floors in height, the sturdy snake is not thinner than the silver rattan they met before. but the eyes are like a blind one, spitting the snake letter and staring at the people on the ground, weren’t they just the Zhang family and the scattered grave robbers who escaped? Strange, where was Cao Cao?

They intended turn back and leave the group of people here, life or death. They wanted no trouble after all. Among them, Cao Pi was indifferent of saving others, and Wu Jiuge got a straight brain, he wouldn’t save anyone only if people asked him for. However, it seemed that those monster-size pythons had also found a more delicious food.

The smallest python suddenly changed its direction, swooped over with its blood basin mouth open. Seeing the dangerous situation, Teng Xiao suddenly transformed back into the eagle, used his sharp bird claws to grab on the snake’s head, a splash of smelly snake blood burst out from the snake’s head, and poured pver on the ground. The blood of the snake was with HIGH corrosiveness.

Wu JiuGe quickly picked up Xia Mingyu and retreated, which avoided both of them being splashed all over the body and the consequence of disfigurement. Cao Pi shut his tongue,  and did not act.

Xia Mingyu was taken to safety by Wu Jiuge, and instead saw Zhang Chi holding He Nai in his hand. Although Zhang family was with great power, but they were just a group of ordinary people, and were too weak to pit against these giant pythons. Yet now they had Teng Xiao joined the battle, that would be much easier for them. Zhang Chi seemed to notice Xia Mingyu as well, he looked down and got into a consideration. After a while, he came over with He Nai, he delivered the hands of He Nai to Xia Mingyu without any greeting.

“Take care of Nai.” said Zhang Chi, and then he turned around and took the gun to fight against the pythons, leaving Xia Mingyu tilting his head. That was ODD. What made Zhang Chi think that he would protect He Nai? He Nai was nothing but trouble for him.

However, his mind was all about the python, complaining that the snake in front of him would dare to attack… “Ha…” Xia Mingyu hooked his lips, and then leaned He Nai against the wall. He took out his Moon Tang Swrod and stabbed the giant python in the vital part of its body. Wu Jiuge saw him take action, spoke no words but swiped his Snake Sword over and the sword straightly cut through the body of the snake. Suddenly, the snake rushed madly over and attempt to attack, only to be killed by the sword. Finally, the snake was split into two parts.