Myth Invasion: I Kill the Gods on Earth
Chapter 1261 How about an apology?
outside the operating room
The cold light of the blade quickly magnified in Xingye's expectant eyes!
"puff!"
The surprise and anticipation on Xingye's face instantly froze.
The crescent-like blade swept across lightly, and the red blood was embellished like flowers.
"puff!"
"Crack!"
One eyeball fell to the ground.
Xing Ye suddenly covered her right eye and raised her head, blood gushing out from her fingers, like roses blooming on her fair skin.
"Lin Fan, you..." Xingye's eyes were full of confusion. She still can't believe that Lin Fan actually cut her own eyes with a knife! 🄲
In fact, if Xingye wanted to dodge the knife just now, he could easily dodge it.
After all, she is also the God of Assassins, and has the blessing of Mo Yin Kung Fu.
But... she didn't expect Lin Fan to suddenly use the knife. She was completely immersed in happiness and surprise, full of expectations for the gift... but she came over with a knife?
"Yes, the cut was pretty good." Lin Fan put away the knife gorgeously, pulled away Xingye's right hand that was covering his eyes, carefully looked at Xingye's bleeding right eye, and nodded with satisfaction: "Not even the eyelid was hurt, it's me as expected."
"You're welcome."
"Lin Fan, is this the gift you are talking about? Didn't you say it was for couples?" Xingye gritted her teeth and looked at Lin Fan. At this time, she did not feel any pain due to adrenaline.
If the adrenaline in Xingye's body was tested at this time, the instruments would probably explode... I don't know if it was pain or anger.
"Ah, no, the gift is over there." Lin Fan pointed at Susanoo's head with only his right eye left, "Look, it's a couple's model, one pair, your right eye, my left eye. It's a good boy. Left girl right!"
"What a great gift, so suitable to carry with you. Everything you see in the future will remind you of me."
starry night:"???"
God, men are on the left and women are on the right!
Is that what you were told to use?
"I've tested the dangers for you. With your strength, the rejection reaction can be easily overcome... I know you want to thank me, so you're welcome." Lin Fan stared at him but was speechless. Starry Night, said thoughtfully: "Stop talking, lie down on the bed. Mr. Zhang, do me a favor."
Xingye looked at Lin Fan blankly: "Why did I fall in love with you? I'm so blind..."
"Yes, I'm blind. But it's okay. I'll be fine soon. And the eyes are better." Lin Fan didn't notice the anger in Xingye's heart and nodded to confirm.
starry night:"……"
Sure enough, Lin Fan is still Lin Fan, and this elm head is still an elm head!
What on earth was I expecting!
Xingye, who witnessed the fight between Lin Fan and Wang Hu, also knew that Susano'o's eyes were indeed a treasure, but... no one would give a new eye as a gift for the first time!
Can you believe that when you face a girl you like, you can just raise your hand and stab her with a knife?
Xingye even began to struggle with what she should say if she told her children and friends about her story with Lin Fan in the future.
He said he wanted to give himself the first gift, a couple's style, a pair, and then under his gaze full of expectation and happiness, he raised his hand and stabbed him?
Mr. Zhang glanced at Lin Fan silently, sighed, and then walked forward quickly: "Come on, lie down on the bed."
"Don't worry, I'm familiar with this surgery..."
After all, I just did it once.
"That's how considerate of me. I specially let myself practice with Mr. Zhang..." Lin Fan said as if he was taking credit.
Xingye: "Shut up."
"Hey, woman, you're so shy!" Lin Fan chuckled.
Mr. Zhang checked Xingye's wounds and nodded slightly: "Don't mention it, this knife did a pretty good job. It only cut out the eyeball, and the eyelids and optic nerves were not damaged at all."
"That's right. Let me tell you, I am the only one who has this strength. It's amazing. This sword has two and a half years of skill..." Lin Fan laughed.
Xingye clenched her fists.
Mr. Zhang glanced at Lin Fan: "I suggest you keep quiet now."
"Well, Mr. Zhang is doing surgery, so I won't disturb him." Lin Fan nodded: "I'll stay away."
Mr. Zhang: "..."
I'm afraid if you keep talking, Xingye will rise up and chop you down!
Lin Fan took a few steps back and walked to the team of Bai Qi, Meng Tian, Shi Huang and other gods of Great Xia.
"How about it? My gift is great. Is it enough of a surprise?" Lin Fan glanced at the singles with a look and said, "Let's all learn from this. Especially you, Wang Hu, don't you always say that your blood is too strong? Do you want to have a partner? This is the difference between you and brother."
"Whenever you meet a girl in the future, just follow my example and give gifts like this, and you will be absolutely sure."
I, Lin Fan, am an emotional mentor.
The gods of Daxia have long been stunned.
"As expected of you." The First Emperor gave Lin Fan a thumbs up with a complex expression.
Lin Fan scratched his head in embarrassment: "Haha, actually it was just a flash of inspiration. I'm not that good..."
"No, do you really think I'm complimenting you?" The First Emperor looked at Lin Fan in astonishment, as if he was looking at a whole person.
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New Species: "Don't you think anything is wrong?"
"What's wrong?" Lin Fan was stunned: "What a gift! Those are Susanoo's eyes, which contain several Susanoo techniques and even hide the rules of [Susanoo]!"
"Aren't these eyes much better than the original ones?"
"How suitable for fighting! Apart from anything else, with these eyes, the combat power will be increased by at least 30%! And it is a pair, a couple style, and the man is on the left and the woman is on the right. Isn't this romantic?"
Bai Qi's eyes were fiery and he agreed: "That's right, these are eyes that can increase combat power. If I had these eyes, I would have been able to help your majesty defeat the six countries within five years! I want to change them!"
"Yes, it's really romantic. What a beautiful eye." Gong Shuming looked at the eyes being transplanted to Xingye's body with the same passionate gaze, and said with envy: "If someone uses Susano'o's eyes to look at me, Propose, and I will marry her on the spot, the kind of person who will marry her directly! What a great accessory this is, of course I have to put it on!"
The First Emperor: "Huh?"
"I know many people are obsessed with original parts, but believe me, modification is the end!" Gongshu Ming looked at the First Emperor and said excitedly: "Modification! Modification!"
For some reason, Gongshu Ming's gaze made the First Emperor tremble a little... as if he was looking at a pile of parts.
Bai Qi also said excitedly: "Combat power is king! Kill! Kill! Kill!"
Lu Bu, who was holding Fang Tian's painted halberd at the side, also sneered: "Susano's right eye... Haha, as long as you can become stronger, as long as you can help me find Diao Chan... I want one to be installed on Red Rabbit. , Well, this way it can be used by me, and even if there is a problem, it has nothing to do with me."
Red Tuma: "???"
The First Emperor: "..."
Am I specifically talking about the original and modified issues?
The First Emperor looked at Wang Hu: "Wang Hu, what do you think..."
But it turned out to be empty.
Wang Hu immediately rushed forward excitedly, opened his mouth full of fangs, lay on the ground and licked the blood that burst out on the ground: "Don't waste it, don't waste it!"
"It smells so good! Lin Fan, you cut it well! Xingye's blood tastes much better than yours!"
The First Emperor suddenly discovered that these gods of Great Xia seemed to have some brain problems, and none of them seemed to think anything was wrong... Wait, if he thought everyone had problems, would he be the one with the problem?
For a moment, the First Emperor felt a little unconfident...
Damn it.
Could it be that you are the one with the problem?
Is it normal in Daxia now that when a man and a woman give a gift for the first time, they gouge out their eyes with a knife?
The First Emperor fell into deep thought.
Mr. Zhang's surgery was extremely fast, and the rejection reaction was just as Lin Fan expected. Xingye survived smoothly thanks to the inheritance of the senior assassin.
"Thirty-two balls of cotton, that's right." Mr. Zhang wiped off the blood on Xingye's face, carefully counted the cotton, and said to Xingye who looked hopeless, "The operation was successful."
"Look, these are very good eyes!" Lin Fan leaned forward and looked into Xingye's eyes with piercing eyes, "What a great gift I have!"
Xingye looked blankly at Lin Fan, who was ready to accept thanks, and suddenly laughed and said: "Come on, come closer."
Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, then he chuckled and said, "Well, you should thank me... for letting me get closer. Do you have any surprises in return for me?"
It seems that this girl also knows how good her gift is.
Come closer...
Do you want to kiss yourself?
This... this shouldn't be considered a formal relationship, and being kissed doesn't count as not being single, nor does it violate taboos!
Xingye is usually quite shy, but that's right. This gift of mine is so thoughtful that no woman can refuse it. Even Xingye has to be moved...
Alas, how can this be so embarrassing? I am still a young man, but if it is a starry night...
Lin Fan chuckled and leaned forward, purposely extending his face towards Xingye.
Xingye said dullly: "Are you ready?"
Lin Fan suppressed the expectation in his heart: "Don't worry, I'm ready! Come on! Violate me vigorously, I will never resist!"
"Just be ready..."
Xingye silently looked at Lin Fan, who looked like a pig brother, and suddenly a bloody magatama appeared in his dark right eye!
"Susan Amayourao!"
"boom!!"
"Susanoh!"
"boom!!"
Lin Fan was like a sack, being blasted directly out of the Great Wall of the North!
As Lin Fan wailed, Xingye's right eye magatama was blood red, and his whole body was filled with a black aura as dark as ink. He laughed like a maniac: "Hahahaha, hahahaha, my first gift, hahahaha, you actually gave me an eye, Wow hahahaha, interesting, very interesting, hahahaha..."
Bai Qi stood in front of the window, watching the crazy Xingye beating Lin Fan, frowning and said: "Does this Susanoo's eyes have such side effects...Does she
Influenced? Isn't this normal? "
Mr. Zhang said helplessly: "It's normal. Don't worry, it's normal."
After speaking, Mr. Zhang turned around and ordered his apprentice: "Clean the operating table and prepare some gauze... The commander-in-chief was bleeding."
Wang Hu has already pounced on it: "Don't waste it, don't waste it! Although it tastes bad, it's still the twelfth level! Don't waste it!"
Gongshu Mingze, whose whole body had been transformed, looked puzzled: "A woman's heart is so touched... What a great gift, why did she do it all of a sudden?"
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That night, Lin Fan was lying on the bed in the dormitory, with gauze wrapped around his head, looking aggrieved and uncomfortable.
"Why do you think she did it suddenly without saying anything?"
"Bai Qi, do you think I gave you the right gift?"
"What wonderful eyes, Gongshu Ming, Bai Qi, Wang Hu, you three can judge it! I also tested the rejection reaction myself, and asked Mr. Zhang to practice with me first, and then gave it to her after making sure it was safe. How considerate of me Ah! She took such a good gift, and not only did she not thank me, but she even made a move..." Lin Fan's aggrieved voice trembled: "What is she doing! She's so sincere to me!"
Gongshu Ming and Bai Qi, who stayed behind to take care of Lin Fan, both looked angry.
"That's right, what a good modified part!" Gongshu Ming still looks envious, "I want to put it on myself! It's so ungrateful!"
"Just don't worry about Xingye. If you can give me Susanoo's eyes, I will make you a simulated sex robot with body temperature and all functions. It can be a man or a woman! I will make it for myself. I’ve had it twice now and it’s great!”
Lin Fan: "Did you use the wisdom of your ancestors to do this?"
"If you ask me, I'm used to it!" Bai Qi said in a deep voice, "Lin Fan, you are being abused by a family before you even fall in love. This is not good. You have to show your strength and have family status! Otherwise, what will you do in the future!"
"The reason why I was able to conquer the six kingdoms with Your Majesty in the first place was because of my strength! Only with strength can we strive for status! Look at those people like Yan and Zhao, why don't they dare to speak loudly to us? Aren't they just killed?"
"According to my experience, a good beating will make you honest!"
"Kill, kill, kill!" Bai Qi's eyes suddenly became inexplicably excited!
Lin Fan clenched his fists, but still shook his head and said, "That doesn't mean...my mother said you can't hit women."
Of course, gods do not count as women.
Women are naturally female human beings.
As he spoke, Lin Fan said harshly: "Don't look at how badly I was beaten this afternoon, but the main reason is that I didn't want to fight with her. Adults don't remember villains' mistakes, and good men don't fight with women. I, I didn't fight back on purpose... "
"Yes, you were put in Guan Tianyou Prison as soon as you came up, and then you were hung up and beaten. You really couldn't fight back." Bai Dian nodded and analyzed carefully.
Wronged!
Lin Fan felt even more aggrieved when he heard this.
The wounds burst open again, and blood soaked through the bandages.
"Wang Hu, what do you think?" Lin Fan turned to look at Wang Hu.
"Let me see... don't waste it, don't, don't waste it!" Wang Hu lay on Lin Fan's forehead, quickly untied the bandage, and licked the bloody wound.
"I've also kept those bloody bandages. I'll soak them in water for breakfast tomorrow morning! Although they taste terrible... they are of the twelfth level after all!"
Wang Hu bared his teeth and swallowed with tears in his eyes. His expression was painful as if he was swallowing feces.
Lin Fan: "..."
Co-author: Are you really here to take care of me?
You are here for the blood, right?
When you volunteered to stay and take care of me, I was quite grateful!
"No wonder Mr. Zhang said before that some used cotton balls and bandages in the medical team are often missing. You stole them and soaked them in water, right?" Lin Fan suddenly seemed to understand something.
"Then, those are medical waste, how can it be called stealing when it comes to medical waste... They are all things that no one wants, that is called taking!" Wang Hu said with a blush while licking.
Lin Fan said thoughtfully: "Then, can you also soak those used towels in the trash can in the women's toilet?"
Wang Hu: "???"
Thanks for the invitation.
My name is the blood demon, not the sex demon.
Early the next morning.
“Tuk-tuk-tuk~”
There was a knock on the door.
Lin Fan stood up from the bed in a daze, rubbed his eyes and said, "Come in."
Mr. Jin, dressed in military uniform, walked in quickly and glanced at Lin Fan's head: "Well, the wound can no longer be seen."
In fact, Xingye didn't do anything cruel, he just dealt with Lin Fan.
With the recovery ability of a god, combined with the potion full of divine power of life that Mr. Zhang brought from the Temple of Life, Lin Fan's wounds healed overnight.
"Why do you think she hit me? Mr. Jin, please judge..." Lin Fan thought of what happened yesterday afternoon again and felt aggrieved instantly.
"You still don't know why I hit you?" Mr. Jin was stunned and looked at Lin Fan in astonishment: "The beating was still gentle... No, you guys
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Do young people play so big now? In the past, the most we could do was use candles and whips... This would just gouge out an eyeball. Who can withstand it? "
"It's not like I didn't prepare a new one for her. It's Susano-o's right eye, and it's a couple's model. It's still a man on the left and a woman on the right, how nice..." Lin Fan sighed helplessly and suddenly said: "Mr. Zhang, you came here specifically to confront me?"
"No, something happened." Zhang Lao said.
Lin Fan was stunned, rubbed his face, and suddenly woke up: "What's the matter?"
"You won't forget that winter is coming today, right?" Mr. Zhang frowned and looked at Lin Fan.
Lin Fan: "..."
"I was beaten yesterday and suffered a slight concussion..." Lin Fan said awkwardly.
Mr. Zhang said helplessly: "Get up quickly and get ready. The ceremony to welcome the winter will be held at ten o'clock, and it will be broadcast live around the world."
"At that time, you will have to fill in the last brick and officially launch the three major projects."
Speaking of this, Mr. Zhang said: "It's lucky that your wound has healed. Otherwise, if you had hit your head with a wound, it would have been really lively... In the future, you young people, don't play so big, and be careful."
Lin Fan: "..."
Do you think I want to play so big?
I obviously have good intentions, but who knows why that girl beat me so violently! What eyes, what a surprise!
"Yes." Lin Fan nodded and watched Mr. Jin leave straight away.
"Oh, I still feel aggrieved when I think about it... Why don't I apologize? But I didn't do anything wrong! Where did I go wrong! How considerate of me!"
"Couple model, a pair, male on the left and female on the right. They still have such powerful eyes. Gongshu Ming, Bai Qi and Lu Bu are all envious! Isn't this a surprise?"
"Where did I go wrong? It's funny, I gave a gift wrongly?"
"I, Lin Fan, am right! That's right! Nothing wrong at all!"
"It's Xingye's fault, not mine. She should apologize to me! There are only zero and countless domestic violence cases. If you don't apologize, you won't forgive her! That's right, just ignore her!"
Lin Fan was unhappy. He took out his official military uniform from the cabinet, put on the general star, buttoned it up, and then went to the bathroom to wash up briefly.
"Gululu...poof!"
Lin Fan finished brushing his teeth, spit out the mouthwash, and combed his hair in front of the mirror.
Although he is unkempt on weekdays, Lin Fan still has to pay attention to his image in public situations, especially at ceremonies where 140,000 compatriots are watching.
"Very handsome."
"With such a handsome face, I don't know how he could do anything to that girl. I really don't know how to cherish her beauty. What if she loses her appearance..."
Lin Fan muttered, looking at himself in the mirror.
But the next moment.
Lin Fan's left eye suddenly became dazed, and his field of vision suddenly changed briefly.
The line of sight seemed to penetrate through space and reach another place.
Splashing water!
Steaming mist!
White skin.
Graceful curves!
It's a shower, and someone's taking a shower!
Still a woman!
"Ah!!!" The man seemed to have noticed something was wrong. He was stunned for a moment, then screamed and turned around suddenly!
The shower room vaguely reflected her graceful figure, slender legs, and the blood-spraying curves of her chest that were usually restrained by the evil corset.
In the reflection, under the wet hair, there is a starry night!
Xingye's eyes widened, looking in disbelief and surprise. In her sight was Lin Fan reflected in the mirror!
For a moment, Lin Fan and Xingye looked at each other awkwardly.
Lin Fan's face turned red instantly and he rubbed his eyes quickly. After a while, he opened his eyes again.
"Visual sharing?"
"Because... they all have the same pair of eyes?"
"Don't tell me, I have a really good figure. Mom is right, you can always trust my vision...Thank you, mom, thank you Susano'o." Lin Fan thought about it for a moment, then closed his eyes again and used his divine power. Send it bit by bit into your left eye and feel it carefully: "There seems to be a connection..."
There is a vague connection, the connection between these eyes.
Lin Fan hadn't noticed it before, but he accidentally opened this connection just now, and Lin Fan felt it now.
"It seems that it can be opened automatically..." Lin Fan tried again.
In Xingye's room and bathroom, Xingye's vision changed again after she had just finished washing half of the time and didn't know whether to continue washing... She saw a mirror with her right eye, and Lin Fan's face was still in the mirror.
And Lin Fan also saw that graceful figure again.
"Snapped!"
Lin Fan closed his eyes suddenly and closed the contact!
Dead silence fell in the bathroom.
Then a sharp explosion erupted: "Lin Fan!!!"
And the other side.
Lin Fan thought about it carefully, maybe he should apologize...
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