Myth Invasion: I Kill the Gods on Earth

The famous ogre Hannibal turned out to be the god of food.

Lin Fan felt a little ridiculous, but at the same time he felt like there was nothing wrong. After all, Hannibal does have a persistent pursuit of food and ingredients...

This is really a professional counterpart...

No wonder he is such a good person.

Of course, ordinary gods of food have little fighting power. The gods of food in the divine world conquer the plane by using food to control the lower beings. In the god of gods, most gods of food are busy opening restaurants to make money. …

But Hannibal is different. Although he is a god of food who is not good at head-on combat, he is invincible in restaurants!

If he opens a restaurant in the God Realm, the gods will be blessed.

"I know. I'll sell you properly."

Lin Fan nodded and left the prison of gods.

The next half month was still peaceful.

Lin Fan sparred with Wang Hu and the Bull Demon King who were waiting to be sold every day.

In addition to sparring, Lin Fan endured the humiliation and went in and out of the club for massages in order to calm his blood and consolidate his strength.

After soaking his feet in warm water, Lin Fan exhaled with enjoyment and looked at the ferocious blood demon next to him who also had an expression of enjoyment: "Wang Hu, you always say that you have a trick, a trick..."

"But you can't beat me every time."

"Why can't you use your special move?"

Lin Fan strongly suspected that Wang Hu was bragging.

Wang Hu's face turned red and he said in a loud voice: "My unique trick... can only be used once."

"Ha." Lin Fan was too lazy to expose Wang Hu and was about to say something else when suddenly.

"Dong dong dong!"

The dull sound of footsteps came.

Rolling demonic energy rises into the sky!

Lin Fan's expression changed, and he stretched out his hand to summon the Pheasant Sword, only to see Princess Iron Fan slowly walking towards her with a sullen face.

"Where's the old cow!"

Lin Fan was stunned: "What's wrong?"

"That old cow went to the breeding farm without telling me last night... Don't let me catch him, otherwise he will have to be castrated!" Princess Iron Fan is full of evil aura. She is obviously only tenth level in strength, but her power is It made even Lin Fan tremble!

"Tell me, where did Lao Niu hide?"

"Sister-in-law, we don't know!" Blood Demon King Hu said quickly: "I haven't seen Brother Niu all day today!"

"Hmph..." Tie Fan snorted coldly, turned around and left.

As soon as the iron fan left, the Bull Demon King came out from behind the curtain panting, looked around, swallowed, and said with a fearful face: "Leaving?"

"Let's go." Lin Fan looked outside the door.

"Huh." The Bull Demon King exhaled: "Thank you for your help, brother. I will remember this kindness in my heart. If she really catches you, you will be in big trouble."

Before he finished speaking, Iron Fan left and returned, saying to Lin Fan: "If you see Lao Niu, let me know..."

The sound of the iron fan stopped suddenly.

She looked at the Bull Demon King who was standing frozen in the spot with cold eyes, then looked at Lin Fan, and said with a hint of murderous intent: "You..."

"Crack."

Cold sweat ran down the Bull Demon King's forehead.

"Crack."

Lin Fan also had cold sweat streaming down his forehead.

immediately.

"Brother Niu, I'm sorry!" Lin Fan thought to himself, hugged the Bull Demon King, and then said loudly: "Sister-in-law, I have helped you catch Brother Niu!"

"Ah!? Didn't you ask him to hide..." Blood Demon King Hu was stunned for a moment, but then he reacted and rushed forward to hug the Bull Demon King. He said with a sad look on his face: "Brother Niu, you are going too far! Sister-in-law is right How nice of you, you still go to the breeding farm every night...don't blame me for killing your relatives out of righteousness today!"

Bull Demon King: "???"

Didn't you ask me to hide here?

The huge bull eyes of the Bull Demon King were full of confusion, but he was worthy of being a righteous brother. He struggled and gritted his teeth and cursed: "You guys who have betrayed loyalty, I, the old cow, trust you so much, and you betrayed me..."

Tie Fan looked at Lin Fan with slightly soft eyes, walked forward slowly, and nodded:

"Thank you very much."

"No thanks, sister-in-law!" Lin Fan said solemnly.

Iron Fan looked at the Bull Demon King, who had given up struggling.

"boom!!"

Terrifying gusts of wind spurted out, and outside the window, the Bull Demon King was flying in the wind!

"Moo~"

Listening to Niu Moo in despair in the cold wind outside the window, Blood Demon King Hu sighed: "These days, Brother Niu is really in trouble."

"Yes, well, Brother Niu asked me yesterday when I would sell him to the Forest of Divine Beasts... He has suffered during this period, and I have been trying to break up the fight between these two couples all day long. It's really annoying." When Lin Fan said this, he said with emotion: "The Bone Lady is still reassuring."

The words have not yet finished.

"Jingle Bell!"

Lin Fan picked up the phone and only heard the voice on the other end: "Commander, this is it, I am the head teacher of the First Central Primary School... Well, I reported it. Just now, I discovered that the Bone Lady manipulated skeletons to help her with her homework. "

"If this continues, I suspect she will be listed on the market by copying homework for others..."

"I'm just a teacher, and I don't dare to criticize her. There are hundreds of skeletons standing next to her. Of course, I'm not afraid. The main reason is that my grandfather, who has been dead for many years, is also standing inside..."

"You'd better handle it yourself."

After saying that, he hung up the phone directly.

It's like a teacher complaining to his parents when he encounters a problem student...

Lin Fan: "..."

For a moment, Lin Fan felt tired, and suddenly felt like he was the parent of these returning ancestors...

A quiet life always passes quickly.

Of course, the Bull Demon King doesn't think this is a peaceful life... He has to go to heaven once every two days on average, and he has to go to the castration factory for an escape room every four days, which is particularly exciting.

He already wished he could be sold by Lin Fan as soon as possible. Facing the iron fan made his life seem like years, which was even more strenuous than fighting a god face to face!

In short, half a month passed in the blink of an eye.

The day when the gods of Great Xia will return is coming soon.

At the same time, the new year is approaching, and tonight is New Year’s Eve.

The people of Daxia have not purchased food on a large scale this year. The main reason is that the meat and grain stored at home can hardly be filled. They have also relied on greenhouses in the suburbs to maintain a supply of vegetables, so there is no shortage of food.

But firecrackers and fireworks are rushing on the road. The people have been holding back for two months in this cold winter and are in urgent need of a festive atmosphere. Thanks to the arrival of winter, there is white snow everywhere outside the Roaring Barrier. This year, Fireworks can be set off at will without worrying about causing fire.

There are more people going out to play and wear new clothes. Many people bring their families to ski and camp at the Great Wall in the north to celebrate the New Year.

Every household happily pastes couplets and cleans the house to celebrate the New Year.

Lin Fan stood by the window of the conference room, watching the soldiers busy pasting Spring Festival couplets below, feeling the increasingly strong New Year atmosphere in the air, and listening to the continuous sound of firecrackers on the streets, the corners of his mouth raised slightly.

The gods descended and the world froze.

People in Europe spent Christmas hungry. If Daxia hadn’t provided timely support, I don’t know how many people would have froze to death and starved to death that Christmas!

The people of Daxia, wearing brand new clothes, happily posted couplets in warm rooms!

He even took the whole family on a trip.

The gap is simply not too big!

"Actually, I think we shouldn't prepare for the Spring Festival so grandly now." Mr. Chen said slowly beside Lin Fan: "In more than a month, the God of Winter is coming."

"At this time of life and death, we should prepare for war with all our strength and put all our thoughts on the battle."

"Festivals...have no meaning in combat."

In the biting cold wind, Lin Fan whispered: "That festival

What is the meaning of ? "

What is the meaning of the festival?

Mr. Chen didn't know how to answer for a while.

"I remember when I was a kid, I loved the Chinese New Year the most." Lin Fan said with a smile, "Because on the Chinese New Year day, my father who was working outside would come back."

"All of us will put up Spring Festival couplets, set off firecrackers, and then as a family we will have New Year's Eve dinner and stay up late... before dawn, we will go door-to-door to say New Year greetings."

"It doesn't seem to make any sense, it just seems like a cumbersome set of rules."

"But in fact," Lin Fan said with a smile, "it is these rules left by our ancestors that are the foundation of our nation!"

"It is these festivals that remind us that we are a family and we are compatriots connected by blood!"

"On this festival, the whole family gathers together to enjoy delicious food, we set off firecrackers and laugh loudly."

"This is our bond with our ancestors! This is our bond with the 140,000,000 Daxia people!"

"These unique festivals let us know that we are Daxia people! Let us unite together!"

"It is these things that make us not shy away from the gods! In the end, what we defend is the heritage of our nation! This is the meaning of the festival!"

Mr. Chen's eyes were slightly shaken. As a man who devoted himself to academic studies, he did not think so deeply.

But at this moment, when he looked at the couplets posted on the lintel, he felt that the red was so dazzling and hot, penetrating the ice and snow, and the blood that had been passed down for five thousand years was flowing rapidly at this moment!

suddenly.

"Lin Fan!"

Mr. Jin walked quickly with the Bull Demon King, the Blood Demon King Hu, Shang Weitian and Mrs. Bones and others, "Aren't they back yet? The cooking team is already preparing to cook the New Year's Eve dinner, won't they be late?"

"Be back soon."

Lin Fan looked at the time.

suddenly.

"Buzz!"

"Buzz!"

The space shook violently, and almost at the same time, more than a dozen space gaps suddenly appeared in the conference room.

Bai Qi, Meng Tian, ​​Shihuang, Xingye, Dasheng and other gods of Daxia walked out one after another!

at the same time.

Lao Zhu also returned with more than 6,000 members of the Divine Legion, and entered this large conference room one after another!

The first thing the First Emperor said was: "You didn't miss the New Year's Eve dinner, did you?"

"No." Lin Fan smiled.

"Hahaha, that's great." The First Emperor laughed loudly, and the other returning ancestors also breathed a sigh of relief.

Their ancestors have a different feeling about celebrating the New Year. This is the link between them and future generations!

The First Emperor took out a space ring, threw it to Shang Weitian, and said: "I won't gain much this time, but..."

"Don't rush to hand in the accounts yet, the New Year's Eve dinner in the cooking team will be served soon." Mr. Jin urged: "Everyone, go to the cafeteria! We are ready to celebrate the New Year!"

but.

Lin Fan grabbed the First Emperor and said, "Wait a minute, Brother Zheng."

"Huh? What for?" The First Emperor was stunned for a moment.

Lin Fan smiled and said: "Brother Zheng, do you still remember the New Year gift I gave you?"

"Haha, don't worry about this gift. Let's have the New Year's Eve dinner first." The First Emperor waved his hand. He didn't think Lin Fan could come up with a gift that would surprise him.

Lin Fan smiled: "Brother Zheng, if you knew about this gift, you would never want to have the New Year's Eve dinner first."

"Oh? Such a treasure?" The First Emperor frowned slightly and stretched out his hand: "Then take it out and let me see. Is it deep sea coral or some kind of treasure?"

Lin Fan leaned close to the First Emperor's ear and whispered: "Yes..."

"What!"

For a moment, the First Emperor was stunned!

At this moment, the majestic face of this eternal emperor revealed uncontrollable rage and murderous intent!

"It's him!!"

"boom!"

Nine golden dragons of imperial energy looked up to the sky and roared. The emperor's imperial energy burst out uncontrollably, and the entire Great Wall of the North was affected by it.

This roar made me tremble!

"Brother Zheng, how about my New Year's gift to you?" Lin Fan said with a smile.

"Okay, very good! It's really great!" The First Emperor laughed solemnly, his eyes as sharp as knives, "I have never received such a good gift before!"

"Going to eat first?" Lin Fan frowned.

"Don't say it's a joke. There's no time to eat! I've always wanted to see him and talk to him in my dreams!" The First Emperor said coldly: "Where is he now?"

"Still sleeping in Jizhou." Lin Fan said in a deep voice: "Counting the time, he will wake up soon."

"Let's go now! Boy, lead the way!" The First Emperor snorted coldly.

Although Xingye didn't know who was awakened, she remembered that Lin Fan almost overturned the car last time, so she still said: "I'll go with you!"

"Let's go! I'm going too!"

"go together!"

For a time, all the gods and legions of gods in Great Xia requested to go!

"That New Year's Eve dinner..." Mr. Jin frowned, that was the New Year's Eve dinner that he had carefully prepared.

"Kill him first, then come and have dinner!" The First Emperor sneered: "I want to drink with his head!"

"Mr. Jin, arrange a vehicle! Let's set off now!" Lin Fan said directly: "Also, let a few brothers from the filming team go with us. On this New Year's Eve night, we will put on a show for our compatriots. Add to the fun!”

New Year's Eve, a snowy night.

At seven o'clock, one after another fully loaded military vehicles went straight to Luzhou!

All the gods and legions of gods in Daxia are here!

Brenda and Ou Fang have already left. They don't celebrate the Spring Festival, and they don't have the tradition of having New Year's Eve dinner... Moreover, Ou Fang still has a lot of things waiting for them to deal with.

at the same time.

Daxia official announcement!

"In three hours, Daxia officials will broadcast live."

"Forewarned in advance, another ancestor is about to return. All the gods and divine legions of Great Xia are here to welcome him warmly!"

For a time, the originally jubilant citizens of Daxia became even more joyful.

"Damn it, another senior has woken up?"

"It's so festive! We're already celebrating the New Year, but our ancestors have woken up again! It's even more joyful!"

"Oh my God, I don't know which ancestor it is, but no matter who wakes up, as long as it is my Daxia ancestor, I am very happy."

"He must be a very famous ancestor. All the gods and legions of gods in Daxia went to greet him... Zilu and the First Emperor didn't receive such treatment back then. I wonder how much they are respected ancestors."

“I’m not going to watch the Spring Festival Gala this year, so I’m going to watch this one!”

"Honey, make two more plates of dumplings tonight, I will definitely eat more!"

For a time, the firecrackers and fireworks in Daxia became more and more deafening, overwhelming the howling cold wind, as if the entire Daxia was celebrating the awakening of the ancestor!

Countless citizens are making dumplings and greeting their families, preparing to watch their returning ancestors.

Ten p.m.

Amidst the sound of festive firecrackers, military vehicles crushed the ice and snow, smashed through the cold wind, and arrived in Ru City, Jizhou, a small village located in Zhifang Township.

at the same time.

In a low-lying land in the north of the village, the soil covered with a thin layer of ice and snow was slowly pushed away by a hand, and a figure emerged from the pit.

It was a pot-bellied man, wearing a purple python robe, with dignity in his brows, but a hint of cunning hidden in his eyes.

"Ahem."

In the wind and snow, he coughed twice, and then looked around at the familiar yet unfamiliar land.

"What year is it today and who is in power..."

His eyes were a little confused, but then he smiled and said: "No matter what time it is, no matter who is in power."

"As long as I come here, this world will become my world!"

"No one can stop me from climbing up step by step, until I reach the highest step!"

"Because I am, Zhao Gao."

A big purple python slanted out of his body, as if it wanted to swallow the world!

The traitorous minister, Zhao Gao!