Naruto: Big Foodie

"Yang Ming, Mama Sang wants to marry you!"

As soon as Baron Eggy finished speaking, the whole scene fell into a strange silence. Everyone who knew Auntie covered their mouths without exception, as if they wanted to laugh and didn't dare to laugh.

Who is auntie?

Charlotte Lingling, one of the four emperors, has a tall body like a giant, and a waist like a bucket like a middle-aged woman. People are also ugly, like humanoid dinosaurs, but they are frightening from a distance.

She is simply a "beauty" formed by the combination of Sister Furong + Sister Feng + Ruhua.

However, just such a strange existence at sea, who wants to marry Yang Ming?

My gosh, isn't this a joke?

Everyone looked at Yang Ming with strange eyes, just with his ordinary youth's figure, even with Gu Juji Zhang Genshuo, in front of the aunt, he is still a silver needle of ice soul! (avoid river crabs)

Perhaps unaware of the strange atmosphere around him, Baron Eggy felt good about himself and continued to say solemnly:

"Mama Sang said that in the current sea, only you, Yang Ming, are worthy to be her husband."

"Because, the other four emperors, the white beard is too old, the red hair is broken and the arm is crippled, the beast Kaido is too fierce, only Yang Ming, you are the one destined by the mother, not only powerful, but also good at cooking. ."

After Baron Eggy finished speaking, he blinked and motioned Yang Ming to accept the wedding invitation.

puff! puff! puff!

Hahaha! Hahaha!

As soon as Baron Eggy finished speaking, Shanks' subordinates couldn't bear it any longer, and they all burst out laughing!

Many people raised their middle fingers at Shanks, booing constantly and making fun of him.

"Boss, you haven't gotten married yet. Have you ever been abandoned by your aunt?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, boss, tell me honestly, does aunt dislike you for having a unicorn arm?"

"These bastards!" Hearing these words, Shanks lay down innocently, with blue veins bursting out of his forehead, and roared, "Get out of here!"

Facing the boss's anger, Shanks' subordinates didn't take it seriously, but continued to laugh and joke, and suddenly burst into laughter.

Baron Eggy: "..."

Baron Dandan looked at all of this with envy, knowing that on the side of aunt, it is unimaginable to have such a happy side. Almost everyone is trembling and scared, for fear of accidentally angering aunt and being extracted from the soul. .

In fact, Baron Dandan came to send the wedding invitation, and he was very puzzled.

In the past, when the aunt wanted to marry other forces, she used her daughter as a bargaining chip.

But what I never expected was that in order to marry Yang Ming this time, the aunt would actually go out in person, which really broke everyone's three views!

Yang Ming only had one sentence in his heart. I don't know whether to say it or not. Should I say that Auntie's men have strong intelligence collection capabilities? I don't know where I learned that the God of Cooking Pirates have captured two generals. Ming is very good at cooking, and these two conditions are enough to drive auntie crazy.

Cough cough, okay, Yang Ming admits that maybe only the one who can cook is what Auntie cares about the most. Who called her a famous dessert lover?

Seeing that Yang Ming hadn't accepted the wedding invitation for a long time, Baron Dandan became anxious.

"Please accept it, Mama Sang said, if you don't agree, she will come over in person and wash the Chambord Islands with blood!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Shanks cast a sharp look at him, like a real look, it turned into a sharp knife and stabbed into his heart!

Overlord is domineering!

In the blink of an eye, Baron Dandan felt like he was carrying a big mountain, slammed, fell to his knees, and knelt on the ground. He was almost lying on the ground, unable to lift his waist!

The might of the Four Emperors is so terrifying!

Shanks stared at Baron Dandan condescendingly, with a hippie smile on his face, turning into a solemn look, showing the majesty of the emperor.

"Charlotte is really capable, and actually used the lives of hundreds of thousands of people to force Yang Ming to get married!"

Baron Eggy was dripping with sweat, dripping on the ground, and a pool of water stains accumulated on the ground.

He was very helpless in his heart, and his face pretended to be calm, "Could it be that you, who are also the four emperors, are going to fight against Mama Sang? This is not in line with the agreement we reached in private at the beginning."

At the beginning, the power of the four four emperors were among equals. In order to avoid unnecessary internal friction, and at the same time to deal with the encirclement and suppression of the navy, they reached a consensus that they would try not to trouble the other four emperors.

Of course, this kind of agreement is often used to void it.

Shanks didn't speak, but turned his face like a book, instantly changing from a serious emperor to a funny joke, putting one hand on Yang Ming's shoulder and starting a pimp business.

"Yang Ming, I see, you and Auntie are really a pair made by God."

Looking at Yang Ming's blank eyes, Shanks patted Yang Ming's shoulder with an old Jianghu look.

"Look, you are so skinny and suffer, you should find a strong woman to conquer you, I think Auntie is very suitable for you!"

"Matching men and women, work is not tiring, one attack and one attack, create a beautiful and harmonious life!"

puff!

Yang Ming almost bleeds out of anger!

you sir! Your whole family is an uncle!

Yang Ming thought that Shanks had just made that righteous statement to help him, but in the blink of an eye, it turned out to be trying to trick him!

Think about Auntie's impressive size, her arms are as thick as Yang Ming's waist, and when Auntie is middle-aged, her needs for that aspect are just like a wolf like a tiger at her age. Yang Ming is really unimaginable. When the two combine, how will he be squeezed dry!

The picture was so beautiful, just thinking about it for a while, Yang Ming shuddered, it was terrible!

For the sake of a happy life for the rest of his life, Yang Ming had no choice but to bite the bullet, and in the stunned eyes of Baron Dandan, he said:

"Sorry~www.readwn.com~ I already have a girlfriend, so I can't accept Aunt's kindness!"

Shanks looked condensed, "Yang Ming, have you figured it out?"

Yang Ming nodded heavily, which was immediately exchanged for a heroic smile from Shanks, "As expected of my friend, so proud! Kind of! It's a man!"

Shanks grabbed Yang Ming's shoulders and pointed at Baron Eggy, "Go back and tell Charlotte, if you want to be tough, pass me first!"

Baron Eggy got up from the ground numbly, his face has become quite ugly.

If you do things under the aunt's hands, if you don't complete the task, you will suffer a very terrifying punishment.

In order to avoid such a thing from happening, Baron Dandan took out a phone bug from his arms and quickly contacted Auntie.

The phone bug is a creature unique to One Piece. When connected to the other party, it will show some of the other party's physical features and expressions.

Therefore, Yang Ming quickly gained knowledge.