Naruto: Big Foodie

The phone bug is a creature unique to One Piece. When connected to the other party, it will show some of the other party's physical features and expressions.

Therefore, Yang Ming quickly gained knowledge.

"Moses, Moses."

After the phone worm murmured for a while, it suddenly changed its face, its mouth was like two thick red sausages superimposed together, and the pupils were widened, and terrifying bloodshots could be seen.

"How are things going?"

Baron Eggy glanced at Yang Ming, and he was willing to go for it. He bit his head and said, "Mum-sang, Yang Ming said that he has a girlfriend, so..."

Before the words were finished, an icy killing intent traveled through thousands of distances and was transmitted to everyone through the eyes of the phone bug.

Grumpy, furious, chaotic...

All the negative emotions contain malicious killing intent, like a whirlwind blowing up, suffocating!

From the mouth of the phone bug, came a **** word.

At this moment, in everyone's eyes, there seemed to be an illusion, the sea of ​​corpses rushed towards them, and the suffocating **** smell permeated the surroundings.

"Did you tell him that if he doesn't agree, I'm going to bloodbath the entire Chambord Archipelago!"

The aunt roared these words almost hysterically, and you could see the phone bug's eyes widened violently, and there were more bloodshots, and it looked like a devil.

Oh my God!

In Baron Dandan's heart, there are only 10,000 creatures with the grass name Nima running. I've said it all, so what's the use!

A ball of sadness flooded into his heart, and he was about to cry in the toilet!

Fortunately, Yang Ming saw his appearance and knew that he was just an errand runner, so he snatched the phone bug from him.

"Hey, old witch."

As soon as Yang Ming's voice fell, Baron Dandan suddenly showed a look of fear, as if the sky was falling, and the whole person was not well!

As for Shanks on the side, he silently gave Yang Ming a thumbs up, and he actually said the title that my brother has not dared to say for so many years, I agree!

The other end of the phone bug appeared in a very short suffocation. I'm afraid she never thought that someone would actually talk to her like that.

"Who are you?"

The voice full of oppression and fury spit out from the mouth of the phone bug, like the depressing weather before the storm, which makes people feel very uncomfortable.

Yang Ming didn't feel anything, his face still had a calm expression.

"Oh, I'm the Yang Ming you're looking for."

quiet!

Embarrassing silence!

Originally, Aunt Charlotte Lingling thought that some brat had made a rude remark and needed to teach her a lesson, and she had already made a draft in her heart.

But she never thought that things were beyond her expectations, and she didn't act according to the script at all!

The person who called her an old witch was actually the person she wanted to force marriage!

This is embarrassing!

Maybe it was impossible to turn the corner for a while, and after a while, the phone worm made a sound again.

"It turned out to be Yang Ming, I already miss you so much!"

The aunt changed the tone of the tyrant in the past, just like the girl who was about to get married, her tone was full of tenderness and sweetness, as if she was really talking to her fiancé.

It can be seen that at this moment, the telephone line actually made the aunt's expression very humanized at this moment, the eyes full of terrifying bloodshot eyes, and there were actually blossoming red hearts, which were like two thick red sausages superimposed. Lips, become more colorful and bright, as if applying lipstick.

vomit! It's so ugly, I can't make it up anymore!

Not to mention Yang Ming, facing the phone bug at this moment, it was like a thunderbolt from the blue, and the whole person was stunned!

Can you imagine a middle-aged aunt making coy movements like a young girl, holding her face in her hands, and showing a **** look to you?

With her big pancake face, elephant legs, and bucket waist, I'm not going to turn you off!

Yang Ming has always shocked others, and today is the first time, Yang Ming is shocked and stunned, and he is overwhelmed with astonishment!

Maybe it's because the words just now were not enough to express their love, but the phone bug actually made a nuzzling action at this time.

Could it be that…

Yang Ming's pupils shrank suddenly, feeling that something was wrong.

Sure enough, the next moment, there was a sound of waves.

Yang Ming was actually kissed by the aunt in the air!

Thinking of Auntie's face, which is bigger than him, with red lips like two thick red sausages superimposed on his face, even if it was just a kiss in the air, Yang Ming got goosebumps all over his body!

And it's not over yet!

At this time, the aunt continued to add fuel to the fire, and said loudly in her wonderful soprano:

"Ah~ Yang Ming, I love you like a mouse loves rice~"

puff! puff! puff!

Hahaha! Hahaha!

Shanks has been holding back for a long time, and now he can't help it anymore and burst out laughing!

Aunt and Yang Ming's body size, in a sense, is really the gap between a mouse and a rice!

Shanks smiled, thinking rather oddly in his heart, when did Charlotte Lingling become so artistic?

As everyone knows, at this time, the aunt is also very painful, there is no wood, she is holding a draft in her hand, reading the lines, trying to make a little woman attitude, it is not easy!

Without waiting for the aunt to continue talking, Yang Ming's mouth twitched fiercely, silently stuck the line, and cut off contact with the other party.

Shanks grabbed Yang Ming and couldn't help teasing: "Yang Ming, look at how much Charlotte likes you, you should just follow him!"

What is it from someone else, can you tell me!

Yang Ming rolled his eyes, as a man, how could he succumb to auntie!

On the opposite side, Baron Dandan saw Yang Ming didn't say a word, then cut off contact with Auntie, his face was full of horror.

You don't have to think about it, how irritable the aunt will be at this time!

Dandan's heart was full of Dandan's sadness, he wiped the sweat from his forehead and tried his best to save it.

"Yang Ming, is it really okay for you to hang up like this?"

Yang Ming shrugged, with a fearless expression on his face, "I'm showing my attitude. I won't marry my aunt, so let her die!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the sound of the UU reading www.uukanshu.com system prompt sounded in his ear.

"Congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden mission: refuse to force marriage, it starts with you."

"Mission description: As a man, how can you be conquered by women? If you want to be the host to conquer women, please do your best to dispel the idea of ​​aunt Charlotte Lingling getting married!"

"Task reward: a random item."

the other end.

When the aunt, Charlotte Lingling, sweated profusely after reciting the lines, she came back to her senses, only to realize that the other party had hung up the phone long ago and did not listen to what she was talking about.

Aunt: "…"

Her pupils, which were already big enough, widened again, bloodshot eyes covered them, and they looked very strange and frightening.

Drops of corrosive liquid flowed from the corners of her mouth, "I'm so hungry~"